alastor (hazbin hotel)

After months of living in the hotel, you’d come to know and be friends with everyone. You notice that Alastor was acting a bit strange today. Turns out, it’s time for his antlers to shed velvet. In an attempt to become friends with him, you offer to help.

It's a late and Lucifer can't sleep. He heads downstairs for a nightcap and finds more than he expects. AKA Alastor likes to cook in the middle of the night and these two can't go two minutes without throwing hands.

After the battle and the first ever failed Extermination, Vaggie begins going through... changes. She's not sure what is happening to her, so she turns to Lucifer for answers.

A week has passed since the angels were forced to retreat and the Extermination was cancelled; the Hazbin Hotel has been rebuilt, peace reigns again, and although the demons still seem reluctant to embark on the path of redemption Charlie is optimistic about the future. That is, at least until an unexpected guest shows up at her door asking for help, revealing the first of a long series of secrets that Heaven and Hell have kept for centuries. With the discovery that redemption is possible, the return of an enemy who was thought to be defeated, the emergence of new threats, Hell which increasingly descends into chaos where the most evil are the masters, and more and more hidden truths that come to light, what will happen to the Hazbin Hotel? Will Charlie and her friends be able to at least save themselves, or will they be consumed by the anarchy into which the entire cosmos is slowly sinking? This fanfiction has:-) Bible lore;-) Adam development;-) Charlie development;-) Adam backstory;-) Some Blitz development;-) New angels, including Michael;-) Lilith will appear;-) The Sins will appear;-) The Vees will be villains;And many more.

After finding out the extermination would be 6 months early Charlie felt she deserved an evening for feeling sorry for herself and a few bottles of wine. She told herself it was a form of self care. A mini holiday. But she didnt expect to meet Alastor making beignets in the kitchen. She also didn't realise he had a fluffy tail.

“I like you, Al!” You do? “You’re a nice guy!” And you’re quite the idiot apparently! “Join my crew!” “ …Excuse me?” “Join my crew!” the Monkey repeated, as though Alastor’s befuddlement came from lack of hearing rather than lack of total comprehension, “Even though I’m dead I’m still a pirate, so I still need a crew!” Not liking the idea of Heaven due to it having rules, the now deceased Straw Hat Luffy decides to jump down into Hell to have his next adventure. While the Radio Demon usually enjoyed his fair share of entertainment, he may find himself with a bit too much to chew on this time. But perhaps he’ll find something worth more than mere entertainment for the trouble.

You sincerely think your shop must be cursed since Overlords seem to frequent it, but nothing prepares you for the Radio Demon crossing the threshold of your shop.

“Did it hurt, Your Majesty?” “Excuse me?” “Did it hurt?” Alastor repeats, leaning closer with a leer. “Did what hurt?” Lucifer replies, thoroughly perplexed. He tries to remember if he’d done anything that might be considered painful, recently. Alastor’s grin turns mean—sinister, even, as his voice crackles with static. “Why, when you fell from Heaven, of course!” — Alastor gets cocky about harassing Lucifer, flies a little too close to the sun, and they both learn some things about themselves.

“Dad?” It’s kind of crazy how a singular three letter word can make you stop dead in your tracks. King of hell he might be, but the careful and frightened voice of his daughter will never fail to freeze him. Sure, it could be considered a bit of a coward move, but he can't convince himself to care. There are situations where being afraid to move your body even a fraction is justifiable. Like this one, for example. “What-“ Charlie takes a brief pause as she properly inspects the situation in front of her, “Is Alastor on top of you?”

Lucifer is called to Heaven to watch an angel be punished for speaking her opinion at the meeting following the last extermination. He feels responsible for her, though more importantly, more driven to end the corruption of Heaven than ever before. ---Please watch ALL of Hazbin Hotel before reading, as this takes place after the main plot. Take note, that none of my ideas are canon, and I am taking some liberties with things that aren't explained in the show or adding a few minor details. Thank you! <3

Vox is an omega, that's his biggest secret. During his life time he hid this fact using suppressants, and counited to in death. One day he runs out of pills and his supplier is out of stock for the time being so Vox is forced to submit to the torture of going through heat for the first time in decades. Too bad his business partner only see's omega's as mere object's... But hey, at least angel found him just in time, right? — temporary hold — (RAIDOSTATIC WILL BE HEALTHY BTW, JUST TAKES TIME)(Let me know if there's any issues with Vox's glitched voice font! S̷̡̗͐͠ä̶̜́m̶͖͂͒p̵̛͔̒l̴̳̝͂̇e̴͕̙̎ ̴̬̩̉̈o̶̩̮͊n̴̙̈̿ ̶̧͔́̓h̷͔̺̎̃o̷͔̕w̶̹̅ ̸̯͎̐ï̷̻t̶̫͆͠ ̵̡͔͊̂l̴̟͒ǒ̷̻͋ŏ̷̖͜k̶̜͐s̵̬̈́!̵̜͉͌

Alastor expected the mighty King of Hell to be as fearsome and grand as the stories he’s heard. Or: Lucifer is small and Alastor wants to throw him around.

Following the events of Season 1, Episode 6, Charlie is distraught to find out that Vaggie lied about who she is to her. In the process, Charlie loses faith in her dream to rehabilitate sinners with only a month before Adam's attack on the hotel. Now it's up to the people of the Hazbin Hotel to try and protect Charlie's dream.

A game of Smash or Pass with Cherri Bomb makes Angel Dust realise that Husk isn’t seen by others as being super attractive.

Alastor was an ace of spades who had no fleshly desires at all — or so he thought. Then Lucifer Morningstar came along, and he felt things he’d never felt before. Lust. Fear. Desire. He felt threatened, and what better way to deal with a threat than to take control of that which was threatening, by any means necessary? Lucifer just wanted to be a good father to his daughter, Charlie. He never expected to be drugged to the point of weakness by one of her so-called “friends” and he certainly didn’t expect to become a victim of something as horrible and cruel as rape. What makes it worse is that the rape forces him to remember that his body is hermaphroditic in the worst way possible. Charlie just wants to reconnect with her father. But suddenly, he seems so small, so scared. Like a porcelain doll that will break if she so much as looks at him the wrong way. She doesn’t know what’s wrong — but she knows something IS wrong, and she wants, so badly, to help him. But how can she help him when he refuses to speak about it? And why is Alastor so much more coy and buddy-buddy than usual, too? Somehow, she thinks it’s connected to her father’s sudden meek temperament, and she doesn’t like it one bit.

Hell. Hell is real. And now I'm trapped here with hundreds of bloodthirsty demons, and even more bloodthirsty SCP's that I used to help contain. Oh well, it could be worst I guess, I still have friends, legendary researchers from the foundation, and a quate little hotel run by a certian princess of hell. Maybe it won't be so bad after all.

In a moment of blind desperation to one-up Alastor, Vox puts himself in a compromising situation that leaves him worse for wear. His state triggers something in Valentino who decides to change the nature of their relationship.

After Hazbin Hotel is rebuilt, Charlie gets a phone call from Emily, and she has news. With strings attached, of course. Heaven wants to get involved with redemption of sinners, which means Sir Pentious will be sent to Hell as an ambassador with Emily as chaperone. Though there is hope that his presence will encourage sinners, the true motives of Heaven are in question. Then a major discovery makes this snake an endangered species. Especially in the eyes of a grinning member of the staff. The Vees begin to make bold moves. Alastor starts to slip under pressure. Angel is plagued by his own contract. Cherri finds herself attached to someone she might even love. And Tom Trench? He's there too. Wondering how he managed to get mixed up in it all. Husk just wants everyone to take a drink and calm down already.

Lucifer could never stand Alastor’s attitude; but when the Radio Demon shows up at the palace, nearly dead, on extermination day, he decides that maybe he isn’t so bad after all. or;When Alastor arrives in Lucifer’s workroom, on death’s doorstep, the conversation that ensues paves the way for a romance they never expected. Together, they put together pieces of information that reveal a nefarious scheme that poses a direct threat to Hell and makes the hotel ground zero for a new, even worse conflict.

Angel groans, sliding a set of hands down his face in a desperate attempt to wipe away his frustration. “Alright, Charlie, spill. You found the edibles, didn’t you?” Charlie sags, losing her composure as quick as a balloon losing air. “…yes. Well, no. Kinda.” “…kinda?!” Angel and Cherri ask in unison. “I didn’t find your edibles. Um…Husk and Niffty did. And we sorrrta have a problem.” When Husk ends up accidentally high, Angel Dust and Cherri are tasked with keeping an eye on him. Angel figures whatever, it’s what friends do, right? This won’t change their dynamic, no, certainly not. (Too bad Husk is charming even as a drugged mess.)

Alastor's retreat to lick his wounds nearly costs him his life. Thankfully, Charlie is worried enough to go looking for him.

After getting a side job as a button man for Rose(Rosie), Allen(Alastor's human name) summons Lucifer to make a deal with him so he could easily catch his victims and avoid getting injured while doing his good excuse for a job to kill more people as well as have his own little meal. But, when his mother started to get sick a year later, Allen makes an offer to the king of hell in desperation for her to see her hopes for him to come true before she passes, as well as acknowledging the confusing feelings he has been ignoring for the short king. +Previous title: In Your Honor

You are starting fresh. You deserve it after the hell on earth that you have been through. Buying a beautiful house and trying to stop constantly looking over your shoulders, what happens when you find a Cathedral Radio sitting in a glass case in a room in your new home that had been previously sealed up?

Many sinners will tell you just how frightening the King of Hell truly is. From the way he holds himself up in battle to the way he loves his daughter and wife. That's what the public said, anyway. He had to make Charlie happy. He had to, there was no other way about it. She was in fact his everything. He couldn't risk losing her again. Even if risking revealing the worst parts of himself to an unexpected, annoying, self-centered, certain Overlord.

After Vox is suddenly blindsided by Valentino and Velvette and kicked out of VoxTek, he is left stranded with nothing and is forced to turn to Hazbin Hotel for help. There he gets caught up in a twisted deal with Alastor who intends to use his presence to his advantage. In return, he agrees to help Vox reclaim his throne from Valentino and get his revenge. Vox reluctantly agrees until he finds out Alastor’s plan revolves around them becoming fake boyfriends and the feelings he once harbored for Alastor slowly begin to resurface.

Alternate title: The five poisons Lucifer is immune to and the one that he isn't AKA: Alastor tries to depose his competition and Lucifer is a good sport and maybe the real poison is the friends we made along the way.

Basically Alastor x reader smut slow updates ofc No not all of these are smut or exactly smut . Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/darleneh

Alastor finally puts on a damn skirt. It's definitely not what Vox expected, but Alastor didn't anticipate enjoying it quite so much himself, either.

In which Alastor realizes he committed a bit too hard to the whole found-family gag, gets fucked up by the First Douchebag, and tries to pretend everything is fine. Shockingly, Charlie is not oblivious. Even more shockingly, the person she goes to for help is Vox. This turns out to be a case of using the wrong equation but still getting the correct answer.

Lucifer KNOWS he shouldn't trust a word that Alastor says. And yet, Lucifer agrees to lay down for him anyway.

It’d been a long time since Lucifer shared a bed with someone. Technically, he didn’t even need to sleep and neither did any other sinner demons here. It was the lingering dregs of their humanity that made them think they did and most of them never bothered to give it up and why not? They had all of eternity to work on it and anyway, what else did they have to do?

After a negative encounter with Carmilla Carmine, Vaggie hoped she would never meet the overlord again. However, when Carmilla learns something unexpected, she's determined to make things right between the moth demon, and make amends. Vaggie doesn't trust the overlord, and Charlie is still furious with her for obvious reasons. But over time, Vaggie starts to see the easily-tempered woman is not so bad. However, with a newly formed ally, old memories threaten to break Vaggie, as her past comes to haunt her. Can those in her present, keep her safe from those of her past? Vaggie tries to stand on her own but slowly sees those around her are people she can rely on.(Vaggie centric fic, because yes, she is my favorite!)

Would he have been okay with Lucifer staying? Did he want him to stay? Did he want Lucifer to climb back into his bed and kiss him again in a way that was entirely, undeniably and unapologetically sexual? …Maybe. ~|~ I finally finished it! 6500 fuckin words of disgustingly fluffy (and yet also kinky) porn about two tired dads figuring their shit out together. MIND THE TAGS, y’all. Al’s a damn cannibal, don’t be fuckin surprised that I added blood play. <3 ~kisses ALSO a special thanks the lovely @Ntrashdemon on X for letting me scream at them about this fic while I was writing it <3

Alastor can't stand men like Valentino, so he decides to make a deal.

You killed one man, and it ended up with you in Hell. Not only that, but your demon form is that of a vampire bat. I suppose another one BITES the dust, eh?