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“Did it hurt, Your Majesty?” “Excuse me?” “Did it hurt?” Alastor repeats, leaning closer with a leer. “Did what hurt?” Lucifer replies, thoroughly perplexed. He tries to remember if he’d done anything that might be considered painful, recently. Alastor’s grin turns mean—sinister, even, as his voice crackles with static. “Why, when you fell from Heaven, of course!” — Alastor gets cocky about harassing Lucifer, flies a little too close to the sun, and they both learn some things about themselves.

Finally getting a taste of what his kingdom has turned into in his absence, and the lack of respect for the Morningstar name as a result, Lucifer decides that it’s time to step back into the Ring - literally and figuratively. Hell has a hierarchy, and while he has always remained at the top, it’s time to remind Hell of why he sits in the real seat of power. Without Lilith at his side, participation in Hellish society seems more daunting than ever. But it has been long enough. He has an heir to protect and a Ring to clean up. Two birds with one stone.

One of the world’s largest retailers is opening a store on his street. A bookstore. He looks down at the article in his hand again and catches sight of a phrase: “We hope that people will see this as more than a bookstore, and hope to foster a sense of community.” As if Henry Fox-Mountchristen has any concept of what community means. Alex very narrowly does not break something. (When global mega-retailer Mountchristen opens a new location—led by the infuriatingly attractive and insufferable Henry Fox-Mountchristen—near his LGBTQ-focused bookshop in Soho, Alex's comfortable life is turned upsided down. Luckily, he has one of his best friends to turn to: a guy he met online and knows only as H. Meanwhile, Henry is battling against his family to make a positive difference in the world and falling further in love with a man he's never met. But... what if they changed that? Yes, it's a You've Got Mail AU.)

“I’m…what?” Asami couldn’t believe it. This doctor, Doctor Samir, must have been mistaken. Right? “Pregnant. I take it this is unexpected news?” “Well, you certainly stand out in a crowd, don’t cha?” Korra asked the omega. “I’m sorry?” The omega asked. “I said, you stand out. You’re not like everyone else here, are you?” “You’re pretty confident yourself, you know.” “I’ve been told it’s charming.” “Keep telling yourself that.” Asami told her. But it was a lie. Asami was charmed and aroused beyond anything she had ever experienced. But the fact remained that she was obviously a call girl and trying to get some business for the evening. “Your mouth can lie to me, but your pheromones can’t. Here.” She stuck her hand out. Asami took it. “Sapphire.” Asami isn't sure what's real or not with the sire of her unborn pup who she is head over heels for (and who happens to be a call girl). Korra is trying desparately to prove she's someone her pup could be proud of and someone that Asami wouldn't be embarassed to have as a mate. A story of love, sex, pregnancy, prositutes, strippers, alphas, omegas, jealousy, breaking stereotypes, and challenging prejudices.

He clicks on the link. It redirects him to twitter, and Zoro goes still immediately once the post opens, his eyes widening as the pictures load. Whatever he's been expecting, it surely wasn't that._OR Sanji is the proud owner of a femboy account and posts adult content to the internet to get by in life; Zoro just happens to like the man's smile (and content). Shenanigans ensue.

Midoriya Izuku used to laugh when asked that thought-provoking icebreaker question in middle school: Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with your worst enemy? Kacchan would demolish a deserted island, make it his bitch; it would be a paradise by the end of the week, Izuku knew. Of course, he’d want Kacchan there, even if it meant Kacchan taking out his misplaced anger at being stranded in the first place out on him. He’d reap the benefits in the end, he knew. And with no one around to be an audience, to interfere, their friendship might even rekindle. Oh, if only Kacchan was really his “worst enemy.” That was silly middle school thinking, Izuku now knew, as a third year student at UA. What’s worse than being abducted by aliens? For Izuku, it was being abducted by aliens with his long time nemesis, Shigaraki Tomura. When Izuku is lucky contestant number one to be chosen to be experimented on, he makes it his mission to make sure that Shigaraki does not meet the same fate. It’s not super surprising when Shigaraki isn’t grateful, but hey, it’s a plan, and Izuku’s sticking to it, determined to be heroic whether Shigaraki wants him to or not, whether Shigaraki trusts him to be or not.

“Drink,” he instructs. “You need to get that ankle healed up, and it won’t take much.” The man raises his eyebrows, head rearing back in surprise. “You really think I’m stupid enough to let you turn me into a vampire here and now?” He scoffs, twirling his knife threateningly. “Fuck off.” Jeongguk can only stare at the man, mouth opening and closing as he tries to find the words to reassure him. “I-I’m not trying to turn you, I’m trying to heal you,” Jeongguk laughs in disbelief. “You do realize how stupid that would make me, right? It would be the complete opposite of our whole goal, I wouldn’t—" “Whatever.” The man interrupts, jerking his chin at the blood trickling down Jeongguk’s palm. “I’m not drinking that.” “Well you’re not going to make it to Seoul in that state,” Jeongguk argues. Or: Vampirism has taken over the world and humans are presumed to be extinct. Synthetic and animal blood is becoming less and less effective at keeping a vampire’s hunger at bay, so the Global Human Protection Organization is formed to search for human survivors. Jeongguk just never expected to find one covered in vampire blood.

Sukuna Ryoumen was the proud owner of a small tattoo parlor. After some tragic issues with his lavished home he is forced to move into some tiny apartment in the middle of downtown. Where he would meet an overly jovial baker named Yuuji Itadori. Gaining his infatuation nearly instantly. Will he be able to win the heart of this new object of his affection? Or will his shady undertakings be too much of a deal breaker?

Ed and Stede meet as strangers one night on a New York subway platform when Stede discovers an abandoned newborn baby. Both men are instantly infatuated with him (and each other). When they attend the court hearing for his case, the judge spontaneously decides to offer Stede custody, which he accepts– only to realize afterwards that she assumed they were a couple. The two men immediately craft a plan to pretend to be together in order to keep the baby, creating fake backstories, coaching their friends, and moving in together... into the same bedroom... and the same bed. But what they didn't anticipate was falling head over heels in love, not only with their son, but with each other. Inspired by the TRUE STORY outlined in this article Features: a very fast slow burn, fake dating, only one bed, pining while fucking, and other tropes

The Yiling Laozu????? Instantly, the same thought appeared in everybody’s head, before all hell broke loose. “YOU ARE WEI WUXIAN???” Lan jingyi shouted, before covering his mouth immediately as he remembered the ‘no shouting’ rule. But the usual reprimand didn’t come. Hanguang-jun stood there like a statue, unmoving. His eyes seemed a little shaken- surprised at the sight before him. A story where Wei wuxian gets his Yiling laozu body back. Chaos ensues!(Ft. Lan wangji’s gay panic)

Life as a fisherman had hardened Minho, made him wise, and nothing truly shocked him any more. But the moment he realized there was a human body caught in his fishing net, Minho felt his heart plummet. or Minho is a fisherman who lives a very simple and lonely life. And Jisung is the siren who follows the wake of Minho's fishing boat. Until, one day, Jisung accidentally gets caught in Minho's fishing net. * COMPLETED *

When Henry Fox met Alexander Claremont-Diaz his life changed forever. When Henry Fox fell in love with Alexander Claremont-Diaz he realised for the first time in his life that home wasn’t a place, but a person. It is not despite this but because of this that Henry bought the brownstone, knowing that one day it would be their home. Although Alexander Claremont-Diaz is his home, there is nothing he wants more in the world than to build a home, and a family together with him—to alternate from two homes side by side and become one. Or The one where Alex and Henry get married and raise a baby girl together.

Despite being a big fan of animals, TK Strand has never owned one. He’s never had a reason to enter a pet store, until he gets caught in a torrential downpour. Carlos Reyes knows a lot about pet stores. It comes with the territory, considering he works at one. That being said, none of his in-store training ever taught him how to help a beautiful, rain-soaked stranger pick up the aquarium rock display they just knocked over. OR The Tarlos pet store meet-cute.

“You deserve only the best, Habibi,” Talia had told him. “You are a Prince. You deserve a mate who would give you the world if you asked.” Damian ignored all of the wandering eyes who wished just for a glimpse of his attention. He didn't want them. He wanted Tim. He wanted the smart, charismatic and admired alpha to be his. The teen wasn’t blind. He knew he wasn’t the only unbonded omega in Gotham who was set on Tim. He was even sure some people in the superhero community were attracted to Red Robin as well. It grated on his nerves, because none of them were befitting. Damian was an omega of outstanding talent and breed—his parents were physically attractive, powerful and strong–willed. He’d inherited the best genes of both. He’d lived with Tim, seen him at his worst and best, learned what made him happy and what made him tick, knew the way his thoughts worked. Who would ever dare to compete with Damian?

What if Floyd had finally reached his breaking point? Taking the first opportunity he gets, Floyd takes matters into his own hands and forcefully turns the twins into trolls, but only has pure intentions towards one of them.

800 years ago Feng Xin died, buried far away from where anyone would look for him.Now, Mu Qing rules the south alone, never knowing what truly happened to his old rival. But his place in Heaven is jeopardized when Jun Wu gives him a new mission: to kill a Calamity, or pay the price of failure and sacrifice his own godhood.