getting to know each other

You sincerely think your shop must be cursed since Overlords seem to frequent it, but nothing prepares you for the Radio Demon crossing the threshold of your shop.

“Like, you know, wouldn’t it be funny if we pretended to date and like… Acted all mushy and over the top to show Taehyung and Namjoon how gross they are?” “That -” Yoongi cuts off, head tilting to the side. “I guess that would be funny.” He pauses. “We should do it.” And this is not at all what Jungkook expected. He’s not entirely sure if Yoongi is joking or not. “I - are you serious?” He expected Yoongi to object, to tell him he’s being ridiculous, or laugh it off. It’s a crazy idea, it doesn’t even make sense. But Yoongi isn’t staring at him like he’s crazy. “Sure.” Yoongi shrugs. “I mean, this is the stupidest fucking idea I’ve ever heard.” “Hey!” Yoongi grins. “But what could go wrong?” -OR- United by their mutual disgust for their grossly in love roommates, Jungkook and Yoongi decide to pretend to date to give them a taste of their own medicine. And that should be fine, no big deal, probably just a funny story to tell later… Right?

After killing his father, Pete is offered an opportunity to escape prison. Work as an errand boy for a teenage Vegas, and never see the inside of a jail cell. How can Pete refuse?

“Drink,” he instructs. “You need to get that ankle healed up, and it won’t take much.” The man raises his eyebrows, head rearing back in surprise. “You really think I’m stupid enough to let you turn me into a vampire here and now?” He scoffs, twirling his knife threateningly. “Fuck off.” Jeongguk can only stare at the man, mouth opening and closing as he tries to find the words to reassure him. “I-I’m not trying to turn you, I’m trying to heal you,” Jeongguk laughs in disbelief. “You do realize how stupid that would make me, right? It would be the complete opposite of our whole goal, I wouldn’t—" “Whatever.” The man interrupts, jerking his chin at the blood trickling down Jeongguk’s palm. “I’m not drinking that.” “Well you’re not going to make it to Seoul in that state,” Jeongguk argues. Or: Vampirism has taken over the world and humans are presumed to be extinct. Synthetic and animal blood is becoming less and less effective at keeping a vampire’s hunger at bay, so the Global Human Protection Organization is formed to search for human survivors. Jeongguk just never expected to find one covered in vampire blood.

Thanks to Fawkes, the Horcrux in Harry is destroyed by the basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets. But something destroyed needs to be replaced, and a soul bond is just the thing. Not that Harry or Ginny plan to tell anyone about it, of course.