sir pentious (hazbin hotel)

After months of living in the hotel, you’d come to know and be friends with everyone. You notice that Alastor was acting a bit strange today. Turns out, it’s time for his antlers to shed velvet. In an attempt to become friends with him, you offer to help.

After the battle and the first ever failed Extermination, Vaggie begins going through... changes. She's not sure what is happening to her, so she turns to Lucifer for answers.

A week has passed since the angels were forced to retreat and the Extermination was cancelled; the Hazbin Hotel has been rebuilt, peace reigns again, and although the demons still seem reluctant to embark on the path of redemption Charlie is optimistic about the future. That is, at least until an unexpected guest shows up at her door asking for help, revealing the first of a long series of secrets that Heaven and Hell have kept for centuries. With the discovery that redemption is possible, the return of an enemy who was thought to be defeated, the emergence of new threats, Hell which increasingly descends into chaos where the most evil are the masters, and more and more hidden truths that come to light, what will happen to the Hazbin Hotel? Will Charlie and her friends be able to at least save themselves, or will they be consumed by the anarchy into which the entire cosmos is slowly sinking? This fanfiction has:-) Bible lore;-) Adam development;-) Charlie development;-) Adam backstory;-) Some Blitz development;-) New angels, including Michael;-) Lilith will appear;-) The Sins will appear;-) The Vees will be villains;And many more.

You sincerely think your shop must be cursed since Overlords seem to frequent it, but nothing prepares you for the Radio Demon crossing the threshold of your shop.

Angel finds out Husk is a 60 year old virgin. Chaos ensues.

Lucifer is called to Heaven to watch an angel be punished for speaking her opinion at the meeting following the last extermination. He feels responsible for her, though more importantly, more driven to end the corruption of Heaven than ever before. ---Please watch ALL of Hazbin Hotel before reading, as this takes place after the main plot. Take note, that none of my ideas are canon, and I am taking some liberties with things that aren't explained in the show or adding a few minor details. Thank you! <3

Vox is an omega, that's his biggest secret. During his life time he hid this fact using suppressants, and counited to in death. One day he runs out of pills and his supplier is out of stock for the time being so Vox is forced to submit to the torture of going through heat for the first time in decades. Too bad his business partner only see's omega's as mere object's... But hey, at least angel found him just in time, right? — temporary hold — (RAIDOSTATIC WILL BE HEALTHY BTW, JUST TAKES TIME)(Let me know if there's any issues with Vox's glitched voice font! S̷̡̗͐͠ä̶̜́m̶͖͂͒p̵̛͔̒l̴̳̝͂̇e̴͕̙̎ ̴̬̩̉̈o̶̩̮͊n̴̙̈̿ ̶̧͔́̓h̷͔̺̎̃o̷͔̕w̶̹̅ ̸̯͎̐ï̷̻t̶̫͆͠ ̵̡͔͊̂l̴̟͒ǒ̷̻͋ŏ̷̖͜k̶̜͐s̵̬̈́!̵̜͉͌

Following the events of Season 1, Episode 6, Charlie is distraught to find out that Vaggie lied about who she is to her. In the process, Charlie loses faith in her dream to rehabilitate sinners with only a month before Adam's attack on the hotel. Now it's up to the people of the Hazbin Hotel to try and protect Charlie's dream.

A game of Smash or Pass with Cherri Bomb makes Angel Dust realise that Husk isn’t seen by others as being super attractive.

Hell. Hell is real. And now I'm trapped here with hundreds of bloodthirsty demons, and even more bloodthirsty SCP's that I used to help contain. Oh well, it could be worst I guess, I still have friends, legendary researchers from the foundation, and a quate little hotel run by a certian princess of hell. Maybe it won't be so bad after all.

After Hazbin Hotel is rebuilt, Charlie gets a phone call from Emily, and she has news. With strings attached, of course. Heaven wants to get involved with redemption of sinners, which means Sir Pentious will be sent to Hell as an ambassador with Emily as chaperone. Though there is hope that his presence will encourage sinners, the true motives of Heaven are in question. Then a major discovery makes this snake an endangered species. Especially in the eyes of a grinning member of the staff. The Vees begin to make bold moves. Alastor starts to slip under pressure. Angel is plagued by his own contract. Cherri finds herself attached to someone she might even love. And Tom Trench? He's there too. Wondering how he managed to get mixed up in it all. Husk just wants everyone to take a drink and calm down already.

Angel groans, sliding a set of hands down his face in a desperate attempt to wipe away his frustration. “Alright, Charlie, spill. You found the edibles, didn’t you?” Charlie sags, losing her composure as quick as a balloon losing air. “…yes. Well, no. Kinda.” “…kinda?!” Angel and Cherri ask in unison. “I didn’t find your edibles. Um…Husk and Niffty did. And we sorrrta have a problem.” When Husk ends up accidentally high, Angel Dust and Cherri are tasked with keeping an eye on him. Angel figures whatever, it’s what friends do, right? This won’t change their dynamic, no, certainly not. (Too bad Husk is charming even as a drugged mess.)

You are starting fresh. You deserve it after the hell on earth that you have been through. Buying a beautiful house and trying to stop constantly looking over your shoulders, what happens when you find a Cathedral Radio sitting in a glass case in a room in your new home that had been previously sealed up?

After Vox is suddenly blindsided by Valentino and Velvette and kicked out of VoxTek, he is left stranded with nothing and is forced to turn to Hazbin Hotel for help. There he gets caught up in a twisted deal with Alastor who intends to use his presence to his advantage. In return, he agrees to help Vox reclaim his throne from Valentino and get his revenge. Vox reluctantly agrees until he finds out Alastor’s plan revolves around them becoming fake boyfriends and the feelings he once harbored for Alastor slowly begin to resurface.

After a negative encounter with Carmilla Carmine, Vaggie hoped she would never meet the overlord again. However, when Carmilla learns something unexpected, she's determined to make things right between the moth demon, and make amends. Vaggie doesn't trust the overlord, and Charlie is still furious with her for obvious reasons. But over time, Vaggie starts to see the easily-tempered woman is not so bad. However, with a newly formed ally, old memories threaten to break Vaggie, as her past comes to haunt her. Can those in her present, keep her safe from those of her past? Vaggie tries to stand on her own but slowly sees those around her are people she can rely on.(Vaggie centric fic, because yes, she is my favorite!)

You killed one man, and it ended up with you in Hell. Not only that, but your demon form is that of a vampire bat. I suppose another one BITES the dust, eh?

Hazbin Hotel was the last show you watched before dying in an accident. You thought everything was over, but apparently, death had a different plan for you. You ended up in Hell—not an ordinary one, but the animated version where the events of the freaking show occurred! The moment you realized where you were, you decided to seek out the main characters, thinking you would be safer with them. Correct, however, you forgot two important things: first, Alastor, the Radio Demon, was also there, and his interest was piqued by your arrival. Second, the first season of the show had already ended before you arrived in Hell, leaving you clueless about what would happen next. Can you survive in Hell with Alastor lurking around? And why are you even in Hell in the first place?

Takes place during episode 6: Welcome to Heaven. Between the moment when Charlie leaves Vaggie to go explore Heaven, and before the Heavenly trial. Where did she go? What did she do? Who did she meet? What if she met some oddly familiar faces. Side note:'Originally' this was 4 chapters, but I decided to split the last chapter because as I am currently writing it, there is too much happening and it feels cramped.

After the defeat of Belos, Luz Noceda was displaced in time and space, ending up in New Orleans during the 1920s. Decades later, Amity Blight manifests in Hell and reunites with Luz, who now goes by the name Alastoria. Together they must work with Charlie, the daughter of Lucifer, to save Hell from the threat of extermination by Heaven’s exorcist army.

Growing up with Autism wasn't easy for Vaggie, but she managed to deal with it when she was a human But now how is she going to deal with being a neurodivergent in hell?

(MINORS DNI)(BE VERY PRETTY AND READ TAGS<3)Not long ago, you and Vox had a fling. It didn’t last long, short lived for you but he acted like a pissy baby about it. Whatever, until you heard about a ‘Modeling call’ to the Vees tower, leading you backing into their lives but now into Valentino’s life. Val always watched you from afar, never getting close for Vox sake, but now, what’s stopping him? And you practically lead yourself straight to his trap.

Saw the episode 5 leaks, decided to make a fanfiction off it! including— jealous lucifer, parent figure alastor, tension!!!, embarrassed alastor and lucifer :3

This takes place during episode 5. After the tour of the hotel. Lucifer has had the most important person walk out of his life, his very own wife. He dealt with that. But what he can’t deal with is Alastor walking out of his life and then not telling him he was back until he saw him at the hotel. So he needs an apology and Alastor better make it a good one.

After a funny accident that led Lucifer to know of future events before Charlie called for his help to get into Heaven, he must make the choice of continuing the story as it is or pursuing through a different path all together. Oh, and Alastor sucks! Yeah, he should tone down with all those angel pickup lines.

Past and present moments between Alestor and Lucifer. Their life as a family and then the ending of that family and then maybe the rebuilding of that family. OrHazbin season 1 but if Charlie had two dads that divorced and then come together to hell her run her hotel.