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To solidify the Accords signed between humans, warlocks and dragonborns, Taehyung is set to marry the heir of the most prominent human dynasty: Jeon Jungkook. Everything would be fine for Taehyung if Jungkook was not: 1) human, 2) such a damn brat, and 3) hiding so many secrets. However, a sinister event threatens the tentative peace and dragonborns as a whole. Nothing is what it seems to be, and Taehyung and Jungkook will have to work together to find the cure to a growing tragedy. OR Taehyung regrets his life choices as he accepts an arranged marriage with a brazen human prince who loves to push every single one of Taehyung's buttons. Jungkook, on the other hand, basks in his newfound freedom.

"It's only temporary, right?" Dean says. "Just until you're healed up, and then we'll never have to see each other again. So what do you say, Castiel, do you want to marry me or not?"

Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.

When Harry encounters a frail and fidgety Draco Malfoy at the Ministry, he just knows something is wrong and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it. A story about Deadly Nightshade, crippling insomnia, excellent wine … and finding what you need in the strangest of circumstances.

Charlie Morningstar, ever the ray of sunshine, asks Alastor to find out what's going on with Lucifer. Alastor takes to the task with gusto. Lucifer hates every second of it.

When Jungkook’s family is framed for the assassination of their king, he must escape into the neighboring kingdom of Sanha—the sworn enemy of his people. With nothing left to his name, he erases his identity and poses as a beta exile from the wild lands in order to start his life over. He knows that one day he must either clear his family’s name to return home or go overseas and leave his past behind entirely. What he doesn’t expect is for the crown prince of Sanha, Park Jimin—a cruel dictator, according to the propaganda in Jungkook’s homeland—to take a particular, and concerning, interest in him.

After wishing on a star, Jisung develops the bizarre ability to see "lust gauges" of the people around him, displaying the current arousal levels of their owners. As if that weren't strange enough, his best friend Minho's gauge is always filled to the brim despite him being one of the most calm and collected people Jisung knows. Is something wrong with his new power, or is Minho seriously that horny? Jisung figures he should take matters into his own hands―literally―before Minho's unhinged lust becomes a serious problem. Other problems arise, like worrying over Minho so much he has no time to use his new power to score himself a girlfriend. That, and the complicated feelings that inevitably come with the territory of sleeping with his best friend.

Something is seriously up with the captain of the lacrosse team. There's just no way Derek Hale is human.***“I was wondering if you're even human. You move so quickly. I mean, it's ridiculously fast. No human should be able to move that fast, y'know? It's unfair for us. I mean, it's obvious you work out, and I don't, so that could be why, but like...I was just wondering if you were human, that's all.” “Stop talking, Stilinski, or I'll—” “Put me on the bench all season?” Stiles asks knowing full well that Derek Hale can't threaten him with shit.

Keith is Altea High’s star athlete. And Lance, a wily reporter for the school newspaper, is crushing hard. The only problem? They’ve never actually met before. So when Lance decides to broadcast his long-hidden feelings in an explicitly romantic exposé, he ends up accidentally sparking a school-wide epidemic. Suddenly the entire student body is in on the drama, but are words truly enough to win over the school’s enigmatic heartthrob?

With Draco Malfoy as his assigned partner for the next six weeks of Auror training, Harry had been prepared for things to go poorly. But getting themselves accidentally bonded to each other in the first twenty minutes of their very first assignment seemed going above and beyond, even for them.

Draco's life after the war is everything he wanted it to be: it's simple, and quiet, and predictable, and safe. But when a mysterious curse shatters the peace he'd worked so hard to build, there's only one person he can trust to help him. After all, Harry Potter has saved his life before. Now Draco has to believe that Potter will be able to do it one more time. (A remix of If the Sun Goes Black by pasdexcuses) NOTE: AS THE FINAL CHAPTER OF THIS FIC IS MEANT TO BE READ AS A COMPANION TO THE ORIGINAL AND THE ORIGINAL HAS SINCE BEEN TAKEN OFFLINE, THIS FIC IS UNFORTUNATELY INCOMPLETE. I AM WORKING TO FIX IT. THIS NOTE WILL BE REMOVED WHEN THE REWRITES ARE FINISHED AND POSTED.

"Who knows?" Luke darted a faint smile at Ben and Rey as they stewed in silence and disbelief. "The two of you might even learn to get along. Right, Leia?" "Like a house on fire," the General deadpanned. "Complete with screams, flames, and people running for safety." "Indeed." Luke's blue eyes twinkled. "There may be no survivors."

Desperate to find an alpha to help with their upcoming heats, Kaveh and Tighnari make a spontaneous decision: hiring two one-star service alphas to help them out. Little do they know that this arrangement would give them far more than they ever expected- a mate for life.

When Ed gets stuck behind the same slow driver for a long stretch of his road trip through the Pacific Northwest, that's one thing. When he finds himself at the same rest stop as the offending driver, it's quite another. This Stede guy is a bit of a lunatic. But when Ed crosses paths with him again several days later, this time stranded on the side of the highway and in need of some assistance, Ed winds up on a slightly different road trip than the one he'd planned to take—with a man he absolutely doesn't plan to fall in love with. Clearly, plans change.

Draco defects to the Resistance. His Dark Mark is gone, he renounces Occlumency, the deadness abates. And mysteries intrigue him. Granger is such a mystery. A dark, magnificent, awe-inspiring one. [Wartime AU. Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts. Slow Burn.]

This is a collection of fics I’ve written on my tumblr, Starfins. Requests are open! [under construction]

A memory of flames licking at the pillars of the throne room on the ancestral plane, N’Jadaka’s mouth curled in a mocking sneer, filled Shuri’s memory. Fire and earth. “You were happy to die at my hands,” she echoed, the skin on her arms pebbling as a shiver ran through her. “Yes. But I only wished for one thing, and I had not gotten it before my death. So I was glad you showed mercy in the end.” “And what did you wish for?” Shuri asked, advancing on him from the bed. “Your people swimming up the river to break Wakanda’s borders? An empire of blood against all other nations in the world?” “I wished,” said Namor very quietly, watching her and not moving, “to hear you say my name.” ____________________ Shuri, who has given up the throne of Wakanda, has a lot of time to think in Haiti about the future of Wakanda. Fortunately, someone else is more than happy to offer some assistance, but when new developments arise, she and Namor of Talokan must forge a tentative alliance while navigating a more treacherous sea than either of them expected.

“Hey, Sasuke,” Naruto’s voice is small, somewhat shy. “This is… just between us, right? So… noone knows about this.” Written, like all of my stories, for deep self-therapeutic reasons.

“Only a hug, brother?”Thor stares.Loki stares back, gives the stopper a gentle toss. It sparkles briefly in the air before he catches it again. “There isn’t anything else you’d like to give me? Nothing you’d like to say? Because”—he spreads his arms and smiles invitingly, both hands suddenly empty—“here I am.” --- No plot. Just one long squelchy, sloppy, salacious sex scene between siblings. That's it. That's all it is. I'm sorry.

The silhouette is backlit from the headlights on the Mini Cooper and he’s maybe hit his head harder than he thought because it almost looks like… “Merlin?” And Merlin feels as though his heart is exploding in his chest because that voice and his real name and as he looks up...the golden hair reflected in the light from the car. Arthur Pendragon is standing, completely starkers, in the middle of the road leading up to Lake Avalon.

Something finally comes of Harry's embarrassing crush on Malfoy. (Well, two somethings. Someones. Whatever. Also all of Harry's friends are terrible.)

Penelope is determined to mend things with Eloise while keeping her distance from Colin. Colin is determined to close any distance between them. Both find themselves thwarted by circumstances as mistakes, misplaced memories, and mayhem abound over Christmas at Aubrey Hall.

In which Dazai doesn't come to work, and Kunikida and Atsushi go to his place to drag him to the Agency and are faced with a very strange surprise. spoiler the surprise is chuuya UPDATE!! I HAVE DECIDED TO TURN THIS INTO A ONESHOT COLLECTION OF CHUUYA/AGENCY INTERACTION. so now there shall be updates and the like, mostly separate, but following the same general timeline.

When Kim Taehyung’s sex tape leaks one day, he’s propelled directly into the spotlight, more than ever before. Finally, he’s the talk of the town, with his name trending on various social media platforms – but for all the wrong reasons. In an opportunistic attempt at damage control, his agency decides to do the unthinkable: stage a relationship with K League 1 player Jeon Jeongguk, South Korea’s Golden Boy; someone whose divorce has recently shook the news, and someone whom Taehyung hasn’t seen in almost a decade. Hatred sparks quickly between the childhood enemies as they agree to pick up their rivalry right where they left off.

"So congratulations, Peril," Napoleon drawled, looking so amused that he could see it was literally setting Illya's teeth on edge. "You have the supreme good fortune of getting to kiss me senseless. Now be a good sport and put your hands on my backside, would you? I'm beginning to feel neglected." In which the boys have to go undercover as a couple, with Napoleon having a whale of a time while Illya isn't sure whether to knock Napoleon's teeth out or kiss him.

“Jungkook will surely give you a ride if you ask him.” Jimin scoffs. “I'd rather walk." Or: What’s even more unconventional than riding in your sworn enemy's car across the country on Christmas Eve?Exactly. Riding his dick on Christmas morning.

Min Yoongi is an art director with zero tolerance for bullshit, looking for ultimate perfection in everything he creates.Kim Taehyung is the co-owner of a vintage fashion boutique who talks to clothes and learns magic from Tumblr. It’s a match made in the depths of hell. [“Taehyung-ah,” Seokjin says, wily and soft, “You’re not scared of meeting Yoongi, are you?”Taehyung knows this is bait. Seokjin knows this is bait. Even Yeontan, running circles around Taehyung now, knows this is bait.His angry brows are very expressive, and right now they’re saying 'don’t take the bait, don’t be a stupid fish.'Taehyung's a stupid fish.]

When CEO Jeon Jeongguk is offered a deal he can't turn down, he requires the assistance of a right-hand man to assure everything goes according to plan. What a shame the perfect candidate is no other than Park Jimin, the best lawyer in Seoul and Jeongguk's sworn enemy.

When Ginny gets hurt in a wronski feint gone wrong, Hermione is on hand to take her away from the swarming fans and straight to a quieter part of St Mungo's. Where the only mediwitch around is Narcissa Black. Healer and master legilimens. And apparently Hermione's thoughts are rather loud. Oops.

For years, Hyunjin has been pretending to be a completely normal member of Stray Kids to guard his secret supernatural status. It’s bad enough that he’s living together with other supernaturals, especially when his obvious touch aversion towards said teammates is misconstrued as hate when it’s the furthest thing from the truth. Add in the need for constant vigilance to avoid being caught by the supernatural entity that is the Tower, and a nonexistent love life that pales in comparison to the multiple blooming romances in the rest of the group, and you’ve got the perfect step by step guide to making Hyunjin go crazy.

Neil goes to the US to join the PSU Vixens. Joining Palmetto's cheer squad gives him the opportunity to mess with the people he can't stand the most, all the while doing what he loves to do: dancing.He's here to wreak havoc and that's what he will do - though maybe there will be some things that he didn't plan to go the way they go, and maybe he won't even mind some of them happening all that much.

He turns to Peter abruptly when he mutters something smart under his breath, his arms crossed and brows raised as Miguel instinctively bares his fangs— And then Parker’s finger hooks over his teeth, his mouth twitching into an exasperated smile. Miguel freezes, eyes wide as Peter doesn’t pull away, shaking Miguel’s head with the finger caught behind his teeth, sighing as if in disappointment. Like he’s holding the teeth of a large predator and is completely unfazed by it. (Or, Peter and his unconventional ways of calming Miguel down.)

When Lance gets dumped by his fiancée just days before his entire family is flying out to visit, he finds himself trapped in a monumental lie. Now, with no bride-to-be, and no guts to admit the truth, he’s in desperate need of a pseudo-sweetheart — and fast. And Keith just so happens to be in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

Tighnari refused to back down, that coy smile stuck to his face like glue. “I was just thinking… maybe he’d have more fun with me.” “With you?” Al Haitham sneered. The air was stiff, the space between them growing ever thin, the warmth of Al Haitham’s hand seeping through Tighnari's shirt. “Yeah.” Tighnari breathed, meeting Al Haitham’s sharp eyes, “I just don’t believe you could satisfy Kaveh… let alone me.” Or: A drunk round of spin the bottle quickly spirals out of control.

“I can help you escape the planet,” Mando said sharply, “But I want information in return.” She looked up at him through the small hairs on her face and she whispered, sounding almost lost…As if she didn’t know what else to say… “I have no information.” Something Mando did not believe.