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Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise. (Fic from 2010 FF archive being uploaded here.) AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, STOP REPOSTING THIS ON WATTPAD. I DO NOT WANT IT ON WATTPAD. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ON WATTPAD.

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy never intended to blow up their life's work, but that's rather what they've gone and done. Now they're trapped 200 years in the past, with a broken Time Turner, a missing snuff box, a handful of overly-eligible daughters, and a House-elf in a cable knit cardigan. It will require the combined power of their keen intellects to get them home, if they'd stop arguing long enough to use them.As it turns out, history is just one damned accident after another. For fans of Harry Potter, Jane Austen, and Connie Willis, a historical romantic comedy all about time, and getting the hell out of it.

Uh...since I've been having porny dreams...here you go.TW: read the tags!

Isagi Yoichi as a boy was a timid child, it was the only way his parents could explain his behavior. Being afraid of everything and anything, at any given times. He changed when he discovered the joy of soccer at 4 years old, much to his family relief....but the cause was still there. A boy with enhanced senses borderline on the supernatural level, predicting from touch and smell it would rain as a toddler, could never be average, much less at soccer.

After Hazbin Hotel is rebuilt, Charlie gets a phone call from Emily, and she has news. With strings attached, of course. Heaven wants to get involved with redemption of sinners, which means Sir Pentious will be sent to Hell as an ambassador with Emily as chaperone. Though there is hope that his presence will encourage sinners, the true motives of Heaven are in question. Then a major discovery makes this snake an endangered species. Especially in the eyes of a grinning member of the staff. The Vees begin to make bold moves. Alastor starts to slip under pressure. Angel is plagued by his own contract. Cherri finds herself attached to someone she might even love. And Tom Trench? He's there too. Wondering how he managed to get mixed up in it all. Husk just wants everyone to take a drink and calm down already.

‘I wish I’d been born a privileged, wealthy, pureblood wizard. If I was a bloke, maybe you two would respect me enough to hand in your reports on time and not undermine my authority.’ The brightest witch of her age should have been more careful what she wished for. Hermione finds herself in an Upside-down Wizarding world where nothing and no one is quite the same. Set post-Hogwarts.

The Mist has been gone for almost a full year, and the attitudes of mortals are ... just as you would expect it. a story told through social media - or - The Mist has mysteriously disappeared, leaving the world of Greek mythology exposed to the world. Join the demigods in 2024 as they balance living their lives with the pressure from scared/confused mortals and the U.S. government.

“Bakugo, I have to tell you something.” “Fucking say it then.” “I can’t see.” “We know you can’t see, where are your damn glasses?” “No Bakugo.” Shoto’s voice was hollow, quieter than it needed to be. He cleared his throat trying to speak louder this time. “I mean I can’t see, anything.” Bakugo still didn’t know what that meant, so he put a hand in front of Todoroki’s face to confirm his suspicions. Tried doing all he could to make Half n Half flinch or blink or just about anything. But his idiot classmate stood there unmoving, not making any sort of reaction or response to it all. Or Todoroki is unsure why he’s going blind, and Bakugo – even though he hates this fucker with all his might – attempts to help this poor extra, as they both go through the days in denial about their newly formed crushes on each other.

Rule number 3: Never stay in the mornings.- It’s safe today. But as every rule, there are exceptions: - Take Kacchan’s coffee and food, or he will bitch about it the entire day.- Kiss them goodbye, or Shouto will call every hour demanding one.- Send a text as soon as his shift starts and another one when it ends, or they will call the agency demanding to know where he is. Or... Between the nightmares and his non relationship with number one Japan’s couple Katsuki and Shouto, Pro Hero Izuku just wants to follow his rules and get a good fucking sleep, is that so hard?

“Would you like anything else?” “Actually, yeah.” He flashes you a grin that only promises trouble, pushing his sunglasses down with a way too exaggerated flirty expression. “Can I get your number too?” “Haha, really funny Gojo. Now, I have more clients so...” But he's already getting his phone out, as if he hasn't listened to a single word you've said. “...Oh, you're for real.” ~ ~ ~ ~Reader owns a small cafe with their own baked goods. Gojo comes in one day, and absolutely falls in love with their pastries (and with them).

“All right.” Alastor refilled Angel’s glass, expecting he would need it very soon. “I skinned a man alive for talking during The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. I’ve always preferred my meat well done.” He paused to look down at his whiskey, swirling it around like he was checking its contents. “...And I want to kiss you.” Angel scoffed. “Too easy. You seriously think I’d believe that last one?” (Don't play Two Truths and a Lie: it's a tool created by the homosexual agenda).

This takes place during episode 5. After the tour of the hotel. Lucifer has had the most important person walk out of his life, his very own wife. He dealt with that. But what he can’t deal with is Alastor walking out of his life and then not telling him he was back until he saw him at the hotel. So he needs an apology and Alastor better make it a good one.

“You’re just jealous kookie!” “Jealous?” “You’re hopelessly in love with Namjoon but he doesn’t want you. He wants me! And you cant stand that” “He wants jin! Not you! He’s just doing it to make jin happy. You’re really pathetic. Because you’re the one that’s hopelessly in love with Namjoon so you rather enter his relationship with jin and share him. But guess what jimin! You will never be his favourite. He’ll probably only want you when jin isn’t around and he needs something to dump his cum in!” “Say that again!!” Jimin yelled. “Say what? Say that you’re a cum dump? Or that you’re pathetic? Or maybe that you’ll never be his favourite? Is that it? Cause i have so much more to say. “ Or Everyone was basically in love with namjoon. They all wanted him but when he started dating Jin and Jimin, the other members turned on the two. Especially Jimin. Their feelings and inability to deal with them caused lots of fights, misunderstandings and heartache. Can the members eventually put their prides and pettiness aside for the sake of Babgtan and love? ••••••••• Ot7 story that starts with namjoon and ends with everyone together.

Waking up a few thousand years after your death to find a hero school built on your grave isn't the most fun experience. That, Izuku Midoriya can definitely say with confidence. He knew he died. He had to have, after all, his head was still severed from his neck. But the fact that scared him the most now was how he was back. And it took all of his strength not to constantly be seeing himself as a monster.

"You sold your fucking soul for candy?!" Vox snapped. Of all the idiotic shit he'd heard during his many decades down here, that definitely topped the list. "Yeah, you want some?" You offered sweetly, shaking the container of jelly beans invitingly. He stared at you in utter bewilderment and wondered how the hell had his life gotten so out of control that he was stuck hiding from angels on extermination day in a shitty freezer with a bona fide bimbo?

Losing everyone he held close after claiming the throne, Luffy falls into centuries-long slumber without realizing. Waking up, he has to face the unfamiliar world altered by time and historical events. That does not prevent him from setting new goals and waiting for those who are to come back, reborn. A familiar Phoenix with mutual goals is there for him to keep him company.

The most dangerous animal is an injured one, because once they realise they are on their last legs, the claws of desperation sink deep, and there truly is nothing you can do to stop them from grasping on to the glimmer of life.

They were partners. Ego had even called Isagi the best for Rin – his existence the most ideal for him. It sounded like bullshit when he reflected back on it but in the end, he slowly realized the truth in Ego’s words.

Zeff is used to people being afraid of him. He's tall. He yells a lot. He's not especially friendly. To top it all off, he's a pirate, and a notorious one, and he has been reliably informed that he has an intimidating amount of facial hair. The people stubborn enough to stomach his personality usually come to realize he's unlikely to cause non-enemies actual harm, aside from the occasional yelling or boot in the ass, and relax enough to stop looking over their shoulder. The kid never does. *NOT DEAD as of 10/11/2024*