comedy

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex. Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free. The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down. Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy never intended to blow up their life's work, but that's rather what they've gone and done. Now they're trapped 200 years in the past, with a broken Time Turner, a missing snuff box, a handful of overly-eligible daughters, and a House-elf in a cable knit cardigan. It will require the combined power of their keen intellects to get them home, if they'd stop arguing long enough to use them.As it turns out, history is just one damned accident after another. For fans of Harry Potter, Jane Austen, and Connie Willis, a historical romantic comedy all about time, and getting the hell out of it.

Miles Edgeworth isn't totally sure how he ended up in this bet to demonstrate the strength of his and Phoenix Wright's (entirely professional and platonic! really!) relationship, but he knows it's Klavier's fault.

Dazai was afflicted with a curse and the only way to lift it is by kissing the person who loved him the most. Naturally he took the chance to laugh at everyone's expense.

Harry really fucking hates Louis. Louis really fucking hates Harry, kinda. Two boys from two separate Mafia’s are forced to meet somewhere in the middle. Louis is burdened with a child and Harry is burdened with Louis.

Ten years after the war, Severus Snape is in a slump, living a quiet Muggle life far from the Wizarding World. With a nudge from Minerva McGonagall, he reluctantly joins a Muggle dating site, where users connect anonymously—no names, no photos, just personalities. He bonds with the much-younger BookGirl over shared Muggle interests, but when they finally meet, Severus discovers that his two worlds are closer than he ever imagined—and BookGirl is not who he expected. A self-indulgent happily-ever-after romantic comedy.

‘I wish I’d been born a privileged, wealthy, pureblood wizard. If I was a bloke, maybe you two would respect me enough to hand in your reports on time and not undermine my authority.’ The brightest witch of her age should have been more careful what she wished for. Hermione finds herself in an Upside-down Wizarding world where nothing and no one is quite the same. Set post-Hogwarts.

It takes Cassian Andor and Han Solo an embarrassingly long time to realize that they aren't each other's rivals.

As (loosely) inspired by real life, this is the wedding reception AU (you didn’t ask for, but will get) in which Yuuri Katsuki catches the bride’s bouquet and (shortly after) gets smashed at a wedding reception, then dirty dances with his best friend, (sort of) seduces a (hot) platinum-haired trust-fund baby named Viktor, and ends up being hounded for his identity (by said trust-fund baby and his friends and family) on social media.

Shepard is really attractive. Everyone notices. Tali starts a support group on the Normandy SR-2's group chats to help them all deal with it.

As far as Arthur could tell, Merlin was just strange. It wouldn’t matter how many years Arthur knew Merlin, he would always be a puzzle. Or. Five Times Merlin Made Little Sense and One Time He Made No Sense At All

The sins of the past never stay buried; Dean’s spent years trying to suppress the memories and nightmares that chase him relentlessly. The now 35-year-old Omega entered the BDSM lifestyle seeking penance for his crimes against humanity hoping to rectify all his wrongs through his own pain. After a particularly frightening encounter, Dean agrees to try a different approach to his self-atonement. Compassion was never in the cards until Castiel Novak showed up at his door, pushing Dean’s boundaries and forcing him to face this new reality that includes a possible future with the handsome alpha. Welcome to a new world twisting ABO and BDSM, where somewhere between retribution and redemption lies …Tilted Mercy.

At the Grand Prix banquet, Victor's been asked to sign an autograph for a very enthusiastic fan. Unfortunately, there's a distinct lack of paper around. Fortunately, Yuuri has a suggestion. Alternatively titled, "Ever Seen An Ass So Fine You Had To Sign It 'Mine'? or "Autograph Me (Wherever You'd Like)"

Seventeen year old Bulma has been dreaming of a prince, but when he actually turns up, things don't work out quite as she hoped. Bulma, Goku and Krillin's night starts out with a sleepover and ends flying away to save the Earth with the Saiyans, or maybe in spite of them. Teens, tweens and Saiyans set off in a mess of crossed purposes into ever-darkening circumstances. This was a submission for the We're Just Saiyan Community's Disney themed Bulma/Vegeta challenge, which grew into a multi-chapter epic. You should be able to guess the inspiration from the name alone. Not nearly as kid-friendly as a Disney film, hence the M rating for language, themes, blood, violence and sexual content.

This long-running and emotional story will follow the continuing adventures of Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde about six months after they become partners. There will be parental misunderstandings, pranks, growing friendships, a trip to Judy's hometown, and a new dark and dangerous case that will take all their wit, strength, and heart just to survive. My story "Thanks for the Fox" comes BEFORE this story, and should be read before Season 1. This tale will have occasional crude references/language by angry suspects or the occasional reference to sex, violence, drug use, etc. Sometimes mammals get hurt or worse, but I won't make graphic violence a heavy feature. This is not the central theme to Guardian Blue, but it can be encountered. There will be no explicit activity in this series.

After graduating from Beacon Academy, Ruby Rose quickly became the heroine she always wanted to be, successfully protecting the people of Remnant from the creatures of Grimm wherever they arose. But while this life is certainly fulfilling in her opinion, it can also be awfully stressful. So to relax and have some fun in between missions, she occasionally visits her super bestie (with benefits) Weiss. And of course, the white-haired hung futanari is always happy to have her around... for various reasons, although one likely stands out. Unfortunately, ever since Weiss took over the SDC, she has been an incredibly busy woman. So when Ruby wants to pay her a surprise visit, she has a hard time getting a hold of her bestie. Thankfully, Willow and Winter are around to keep the Huntress company on her little vacation while the heiress takes care of her business. However, the two elder Schnees are also somewhat to blame for Ruby and Weiss having trouble meeting.

Ahh, Peter Parker. Ever the butt of life's joke. Fighting for a city that hates him, disrespected at every corner, and let's not even think about the horror's of Marvel Editorial, yeesh. But what if Parker Luck finally swung back in a big way? What if ol Spidey found himself in a world full of frustrated women that had no able bodied men around? Would he embrace the gift or would he be swallowed by the responsibility of it all?

In which Harry decides to move to America and open a tea shop in muggle New York after the war. An interesting cast of people stumble in. You can take the wizard out of the wizarding world but trouble sure likes to follow. Harry sighs and just hopes his indestructibility spells will let him hold on to his eclectic mug collection. Harry is very done with this. Why is his shop becoming a hub for all the superheroes, villains, and misfits of the galaxy? Also it’s a tea house not a cafe thank you very much!

“I could try to find someone to pretend to date you,” she said almost flippantly. “It sounds terrible, but it can’t be worse than what Dad has you doing.” ——— Gepard is constantly being set up on blind dates by his father, in the hopes of getting an heir. Gepard is losing sleep over it, so Serval has the “perfect” solution: fake dating. The only problem is, her idea of the perfect fake date is Sampo Koski. Joy. Can Gepard make it out of this without catching feelings? And why does Sampo seem to be hiding something…?

“First of all,” Chan sighs, the bags under his eyes revealing how exhausted he is, “I’m glad none of you are injured.” “I have a bruise on my shin,” Jeongin chirps, just to be helpful. He immediately regrets it when he sees the overflowing worry on Jisung’s face and the way Hyunjin looks like he’s about to have a stroke. “It doesn’t hurt. I’m fine,” He immediately amends. “You,” Changbin seems torn between praising Jeongin or scolding him, “Roundhouse kicked him in the crotch.” He accusingly points to wide-eyed Felix next, “And you swung him around like you were playing helicopter and he was the skipping rope.” Changbin flits his eyes to Seungmin, sees the smile of no regrets, and weakly buries his face in his hands, “I don’t even want to think about what you did.” Minho winces, scrolling through his phone, “We’re viral. We’re so, so viral.” (Or, BokSeungAh, and their tendency to be badass when the hyungs aren’t there to stop them.)

If there is any principle Fanny believes in with all her heart, it is that her brilliant, bossy big sister is meant to be here, with her, on this Earth, for as long as possible. In which Lady Fanny Fox is going to rescue Dr. Dawkins and save her sister if it's the last thing she does. If Dr. Rainsford Sneed wants to come along for the ride (begrudgingly, complaining the whole time), that's his problem.

“It’s an egg,” Draco sneered, holding up the offending oblong. “How difficult could it be?”.....Or, Draco and Harry can't keep their hands off of each other long enough to accomplish literally anything.