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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex. Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free. The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down. Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

There's a unicorn in Beacon Hills. A fricken' unicorn. In fricken' Beacon Hills, California. And it turns out that unicorns aren't drawn towards virgins in a happy-go-lucky let-me-lay-my-not-at-all-metaphorical-horn-in-your-lap way. No. They kill them. And guess who's the only virgin idiotic enough to get sucked into the Beacon Hills supernatural scene? Stiles, that's who.

A single change can make a world of difference. Or, in other words, Harry accidentally says "Sorry, Aunt Petunia," to Snape of all people. Chaos ensues.

COMPLETED! Being reincarnated as Harry Potter's fraternal twin sister really puts a new meaning behind "death is but the next great adventure."No relationships prior to year four.

"If you'd been lectured by my father for four hours on your thirteenth birthday about all the many disasters that occur to a realm when you muddy the succession with bastards, you wouldn't have been very quick to dive into bed with the nearest servant girl, either," Arthur muttered.

Harry Potter descends on Hogwarts with a horde of magical beasts. Professor Malfoy is not amused.

In a world where soulmates exist, it is possible to have two names printed on your wrist at birth. One will be your soulmate. The other, your enemy. There is no way to tell the difference or, if you only have one, which it is. Little Harry Potter dreams of the day he will finally meet his soulmate, someone who will actually love and want him. But as he grows up, he realizes that nothing is that simple. Especially not soulmates. Especially not his.Long, Multi-Chartered, Alternate Epilogue now added 9.10.18

A fifteen-year-old Tom Riddle slips through time, pulled by a scarred boy into a seemingly idyllic future. Harry Potter falls with him into a reality untouched by Voldemort's reign. Taken into the Potter household, the two form an unlikely bond – but between centaur magic, governmental plots, and the darkness at the heart of the Forbidden Forest, this new world is not as it seems. (In which Tom learns to be kind, Harry learns to be cruel, and ancient magic sings to them both from the woods. Meanwhile, a war of metal and secrets brews in the shadows, threatening an end to the fragile peace.)

A secret game is played every year at Hogwarts. It starts at Halloween and finishes at New Year. These are the rules. (1) One Slytherin is paired with one Gryffindor. (2) The couple must not have dated before. (3) All participants must be of age. (4) All participants must have a very open mind..... It starts as a game, but it quickly evolves into something much, much more. The new, tentative unions forged at Halloween grow into supportive relationships, and soon Hermione finds herself part of a friendship group better than any she could ever have imagined. Along the way Hermione also learns a few things.(1) Draco Malfoy is much nicer than she ever imagined. (2) Magical creatures aren't always scary, and (3) she likes to surrender all control to Theo Nott....... Story is complete.

Jon wakes up on the Wall after being revived by the Red Woman. The only conscious thought he has is for his little sister and the bastard who thought to claim what was actually HIS.Arya is in Braavos, learning to be an assassin at the House of Black and White. After gaining back her eyes, the organization sends her to the Gate where she is to play the role of a mummer, only Mercy is quickly distracted by a visiting dignitary who Arya Stark recognizes as Raff the Sweetling. After taking care of that loose end from a girls past, she goes back to the Gate, only to hear two Westerosi men talking about the Lord Commander of the Nights Watch being murdered by his men. A girl must make a decision.Daenerys was lost in the Dothraki Sea, her wayward dragon refusing to bring her back to Meereen. After wandering for days along the Skahazadhan, eating poisoned berries, and quite possibly miscarrying her lover; Daario’s, child, Dany and Drogon team up to hunt after seeing a Dothraki scout nearby. What happens next, sends Daenerys backward, back toward her past so that she can move forward and embrace her destiny. A lone wolf howls, and his call carries across space and time, and Daenerys knows, it’s time to go West.

Set after 1x13. When Arthur learns he is of magic, he decides it's time to grow out of Uther's shadows. Secrets are revealed, and Arthur comes to learn just how far his father is willing to go in his war against magic. With Merlin on his side, can Arthur build the kingdom he was destined to create?

Merlin might have come to Camelot to master his magic, not to end the Purge, but he's not going to sit idly by while his kin suffer. Oh no. Whether it's releasing a chained dragon, smuggling sorcerers out of the city, or trying to change Arthur's mind, he's fighting back. Now. Series rewrite beginning after 1X02 featuring Proactive!Merlin. AU.

To save his country, King Treyven must marry his little sister, and when he does, discovers being with her is the best thing that's ever happened to him.

Derek touches a Unicorn and it doesn't try to kill him, despite the fact he is no longer a virgin. When Peter tells the pack about Kate, Stiles makes it his mission to give Derek the kind of relationship he deserves.

Victor is an established magical presence in the world. He wanders around the earth, as he is one of the select few of the magical community to have dreams of their other half. The half that completes them, that lifts them higher than they thought they could go. Currently, he is enamored by the local hot springs that is set into the side of a secluded mountain. Yuuri, on the other hand, is a self-taught mage who was stolen from his bed during a raid on the village he'd been staying in. He is being forced to use his magic, that is oriented towards healing and help, for illusions to please the leader of the Barbarians. Yurio is a budding mage himself, friends with Victor through their mutual mentor. He, still young and sensitive to magical outbursts (and less distracted by the hot springs) senses a burst of soft, depressed, repressed magic to the north and alerts Victor.

Unspeakable Draco Malfoy finally gets his chance to consult with the Auror Department when a series of mysterious doors covered in runic symbols appear all across the country, only to fade away minutes later. Draco’s eager to help solve the mystery of the doors until he’s partnered with Harry Potter, who still treats him like an enemy. Things go from bad to worse when the reluctant duo find themselves on the wrong side of a door, trapped in a world where one wrong move might prove fatal. Between the menacing forest creatures and the bloodthirsty ruling class, no place seems safe. To get home in one piece, Draco and Harry must put aside their differences and learn to rely on one another. Easier said than done.

Collection of one shots and drabbles that are almost exclusively Bellarke Modern AUs. (Ch 56) Weird Talents: In which Murphy is the last to know. (Ch 57) Love is Love is Love: Clarke gets into graffiti and Bellamy gets into Clarke. (Ch 58) Clean-Up on Aisle 7: "Octavia’s been saying for a while now ‘you know, if you asked Bellamy to marry you next week, he’d just ask you what he should wear.’" (1st chapter is a Table of Contents with short summaries of all included works.)

A story of thestral magic, forest lore and recovery from all the things that haunt us.

Merlin has been in Camelot almost two years and life here is never dull, sometimes she wishes it were.

Desperate to save the dying Arthur after the battle of Camlann, Merlin creates a magical bond between the two of them. At the cost of his own strength, he manages to help Arthur stay alive for a little longer, but they urgently need a permanent cure. Arthur and Merlin embark on a challenging quest for healing that takes them to the Isle of Avalon and beyond. Their life-saving adventure also turns out to be life-changing.

Given that the works of Kira appear to be magic, L decides to fight fire with fire and brings in some consultants from the Wizarding World.L's latest test take things much too far.

“They’re still out there so we have to be quiet,” he said into Otabek’s ear, “How do you want this to go? I could take you home and fuck you - fuck you in the car even. Make our excuses and leave before we even eat. Or I could fuck you right here and now; take the cage off and make you scream for me with Chris and Irina and Alex listening and eating outside. They’d be cool with it; we asked them about that already. Or,” and then Yuri’s voice got low and hungry, “we could go back out there and finish what we started. Eat like nothing is different, like you aren’t falling apart with every twitch and dice roll. Finish the session and then go with no one knowing that I was fucking you the whole time.” Or: Otabek and Yuri try something new at D&D night with Chris.

Arthur is happily married. He's put on a few pounds, from being pampered, but he's taken a liking to it. So, why fight it?