alastor's shadow (hazbin hotel)

It's a late and Lucifer can't sleep. He heads downstairs for a nightcap and finds more than he expects. AKA Alastor likes to cook in the middle of the night and these two can't go two minutes without throwing hands.

Alastor's retreat to lick his wounds nearly costs him his life. Thankfully, Charlie is worried enough to go looking for him.

You are starting fresh. You deserve it after the hell on earth that you have been through. Buying a beautiful house and trying to stop constantly looking over your shoulders, what happens when you find a Cathedral Radio sitting in a glass case in a room in your new home that had been previously sealed up?

Many sinners will tell you just how frightening the King of Hell truly is. From the way he holds himself up in battle to the way he loves his daughter and wife. That's what the public said, anyway. He had to make Charlie happy. He had to, there was no other way about it. She was in fact his everything. He couldn't risk losing her again. Even if risking revealing the worst parts of himself to an unexpected, annoying, self-centered, certain Overlord.

Alternate title: The five poisons Lucifer is immune to and the one that he isn't AKA: Alastor tries to depose his competition and Lucifer is a good sport and maybe the real poison is the friends we made along the way.

It’d been a long time since Lucifer shared a bed with someone. Technically, he didn’t even need to sleep and neither did any other sinner demons here. It was the lingering dregs of their humanity that made them think they did and most of them never bothered to give it up and why not? They had all of eternity to work on it and anyway, what else did they have to do?

Too sensitive, too much, just enough. “Cry for me.” ----------------- Or Alastor lets Vox use hypnosis on him, and it works out better than he could've expected. Inspired by Princeliest's story, "Channel 666, Now Showing: Trust Us With YOUR Sex Life!"

Husk and Angel have been getting along like a house on fire recently, spending more and more of their time around each other. Alastor is aware he's not especially... open to change, but he thinks he deals spectacularly well with this new development. (he does not)

Alastor’s shadow has a mind of its own, thank you very much. It does what it’s told when it comes to Alastor, but whenever its master has nothing specific planned for it, his shadow likes to wander. To explore the depths of the hotel and try and get a feel for it. Sneaking around, trying to scare other people’s shadows, and see if it can gather any useful information for Alastor. But his shadow is also an extension of its master, the thoughts he cannot bring himself to voice aloud. What happens when his shadow begins to wrap itself around a certain spider?

The Radio Demon did not fall in love. Love was a weakness he could ill afford. One that could be exploited by other overlords against him. It was a lesson he had learned once in life and he would not forget it in death. He did not fall in love. It was all a game. Or at least— that had been the plan. Where had it all gone wrong? Alastor had always been partial to the brilliance and beauty of spiders, it only made sense he would be caught in one of their webs sooner or later.

Alastor thought Lucifer was hardly bearable with the few interactions they had. But now that Lucifer decided to stay the hotel Alastor finds himself in quite the predicament on what he should do. Should he completely avoid Lucifer the whole time?Should he provoke the ever living shit out of him and face the consequences?Or should he find a way to become the one in control when he’s around the king of hell?

(MINORS DNI)(BE VERY PRETTY AND READ TAGS<3)Not long ago, you and Vox had a fling. It didn’t last long, short lived for you but he acted like a pissy baby about it. Whatever, until you heard about a ‘Modeling call’ to the Vees tower, leading you backing into their lives but now into Valentino’s life. Val always watched you from afar, never getting close for Vox sake, but now, what’s stopping him? And you practically lead yourself straight to his trap.

Alastor's return to the Hazbin Hotel is met with extremely varied levels of excitement. Some residents are thrilled to see him; some are decidedly not. He aims to reenter the scene seamlessly, but a one-off Loan Shark with a vendetta and a blade is more than happy to throw a wrench into the Radio Demon's plans. With a potentially lethal wound, Alastor has no choice. It's time to get help from the same group of misfits he keeps almost dying for.

The most dangerous animal is an injured one, because once they realise they are on their last legs, the claws of desperation sink deep, and there truly is nothing you can do to stop them from grasping on to the glimmer of life.