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“God,” He said in a hushed tone so light that Remus wasn’t sure he was hearing the word right. “What did I do to deserve you? To have you?” He had Remus. He had every single bit of Remus, wrapped up in paper and set in front of him on Christmas day. Remus let out a pained gust of air through his nose, face twisting into a look that said please don’t do this to me. Don’t give me something I want so much if you don’t mean it. Marauders' rise to fame through the the trials and tribulations of sex, drugs, being in love with your best mate and James' Potter's absolute obsession with one bad-ass female drummer.

Y/n and her friends all take edibles and she ends up feeling a deep ache that she needs filled up. When she sneaks off to take care of the problem, Archie follows and it leads to Y/n using him as a sex toy for her own gain. Getting more turned on by watching herself in the mirror than anything to do with him.

The number one rule in the Teller house had always been; stay away from dad’s bike. But that rule couldn't possibly count when Y/n's dad wasn't planning to come home for a couple of days. He'd never know if she gave in to a reoccurring fantasy and used his bike as a sex toy, right?

Harry thought he had a handle on things. He hasn’t gotten papped in over a month, even the most zealous of fans have given up on finding his location, the Fortress is starting to look hospitable, and Niall just learned how to make shrimp bisque. Even having a massive crush on a gorgeous mythical woodland creature was working out for him. Most of the time. On March 31st, Harry Styles disappears. Though many speculate, only two people know where to find him: Niall, his former guitarist, and Zayn, who follows where Niall leads. The fact the biggest boy band in the world broke up two weeks earlier might be related to the disappearance. The fact Harry meets a fairy named Louis in the woods is a whole other matter. (Liam is a centaur.)

When Midoriya creates a group chat, the memes are plentiful

i've always wanted to write a chatfic lol; in which aether just wants the guys in his class to answer his texts.

Just breathe, dude. I'm not Cartman. ((AKA- After growing up leaves the two all but physically separated, Kyle and Stan finally find something they can share with each other to feel normal again.))

Jimin and Taehyung give Bangtan something to talk about.

There are rumors that the local 23-year old small-time drug dealer is a sexual predator, but not everyone has heard them. A group of middle schoolers (12-13 years old) is in the very beginning stages of messing around with drugs and alcohol. When one of them has a scary and confusing experience obtaining weed, things devolve from there. The tomboy—and only girl of the group—ends up in a difficult position after her friends assume she’s a slut. This is a story about what happens when entitlement and hormones mix.

'Who would even want so many pizzas so late at night?' Harry wonders before the door opens. Oh. Apparently short guys with shaggy brown hair and a scruff and bright blue eyes and heart-stopping smiles. That's who. Harry's not even ashamed of how he nearly drops all the pizzas. This guy is gorgeous and Harry hasn't noticed anyone like that in ages, let alone provided services to them. If he opened his mouth right now the only thing that would come out is, "By special topping did you mean my dick?" Or, the AU where Harry delivers pizza and Louis really just wants Tim Gunn to spank him. (Loosely based on Leah's pizza prompt. Only then there was Zayn in a dress.)

Oh god, he thought, oh god, oh god, oh god. His teachers were on the other side of the door. He was wearing nothing but one of Katsuki’s shirts, which was loose enough that it fell off one of his shoulders, and pyjama pants with holes in the knees. He still had obvious hickeys on his neck. He was answering the door to what his teachers thought was the Bakugou household very early in the morning, having very obviously spent the night. Like he did every night because he lived there. Only his teachers didn’t know that. “Oh god,” he said again, this time out loud, starting at the door in front of him. He couldn’t just not open it, right? They’d already seen him, and obviously, they had a reason for being there; they wouldn’t just leave, right?

In a moment of blind desperation to one-up Alastor, Vox puts himself in a compromising situation that leaves him worse for wear. His state triggers something in Valentino who decides to change the nature of their relationship.

Steve had spent the last three years fighting for his life against creatures beyond comprehension, infiltrating secret Soviet bases, and solving serial murders. Somehow, somehow, all of it had led to him sprawled tipsily across a sofa in Mike Wheeler’s basement at midnight on a Friday in July. Well shit. If that wasn’t just a little sad.~Context: Vecna has been defeated and the upside down is gone forever (because I say so). Steve, Eddie, Nancy, Robin, Dustin, Mike, Max, and Lucas are having a chill night in that turns slightly less chill for Steve when he realizes he may be into Eddie.~Basically it's a get together with a pause in the middle for Robin to help Steve work through his sexuality crisis.

Louis was just looking for a job so he didn't have to start university right away. When he accepted the role as Harry Styles' personal assistant, he had no idea he would find a lot more than work. Or The Boss/Employee AU where Harry thinks he's straight, since he has a gf, but, after meeting Louis, soon discovers that sexuality means nothing when love is involved.

“What if,” Eddie decided, lips twisted in a propositional pout, “your soulmate…”He paused.Winced.Looked at Steve.Clicked his tongue.“Shit.” Smiled. “Yeah.”Steve was going to throw up.“What if your soulmate isn’t a girl?” or: Steve Harrington goes through a proper full on gay crisis

Steve, who recently lost his friend (but more importantly his gopher) Tommy, found himself in dire need of getting well and truly high. A problem that found him standing in the middle of Hawkin's trailer park at night, hesitating on the stoop of one particular trailer that he'd usually never risk getting caught dead at. Still... weed. The weed was gonna be worth it.

The oxygen is buzzing everywhere, and yet Kyle can’t breathe. Isn't that funny? (AKA: When Eric's games become more sinister, Kyle has no choice but to play along.)

When Deku finds out Kacchan can't touch himself because of his quirk he offers to help him, purely for stress relief purposes of course! And that's what they'll both tell themselves until they can't anymore.

His eyes slid towards the camera, which was still in the hands of the oldest. "Still with that old thing…?""Hm…""Chan.... It’s time to move on." He said gently, as he came to sit down beside him. It’s been three months. She’s not coming back." _____ Chan faces broken pieces of himself, when three years of relationship ends while his unfaithful girlfriend dumped him. Motivated by his roommates, Changbin and Jisung, he finds himself opening a Broken Hearts Club in their university, and using his knowledge in psychology to help others. And maybe help himself at the same time. (The relations tagued are the final relations of the fic.)

This is where I will put my kinktober fics for 2020. Wish me luck I suppose. Enter at your own risk my dudes.

He was just like a cat in heat, taunting the three men around him. A shaky sigh left Wilbur’s mouth at the sight. None of them could deny it at this point. They couldn’t lie to each other, themselves, to Tommy anymore. They wanted to devour him. Eat him alive. Ruin him.//Or the one where Wilbur, Techno, and Phil get Tommy very high and take advantage of him. A/N:heavily abandoned, i don’t like mcyt anymore and will never be continuing this . the only reason this work isn’t abandoned is because it has so many views and i like to brag . also the writing fucking sucks in this . who let me write this

Isak is a shy first year who seems like he knows who he is. Even is a self-assured third year who thinks he's got himself and his life figured out. Turns out neither of them have a fucking clue. The A/B/O AU no one asked for.

Connor Murphy never took note of Evan Hansen's particular interest in him.

Outside, the sun is just beginning to set over the Hollywood Hills. It leaves the backyard a deep shade of green, lush looking under the pink and purple sky. On his way out of the kitchen, Seb turns the pool lights on with his elbow, and heads down to the patio where Chris, Mike and Christine are chilling around the firepit.

Louis knows Zayn won't stick around afterwards, but he does it anyway.

After Stanford receives a cryptic phone call from Stanley, he and Fiddleford set off on a wild cross-country chase to find the wanted man before Rico and his gang do. Unfortunately, Bill Cipher is also dragged along.

They had one class together. One.One party, too. One party together, late on a Wednesday night.Tyler was bored. Josh was drunk.Tyler had no conscience. Josh lost consciousness.For some reason, this time, it was different for Tyler. He was actually guilty. He had no idea why, and Josh still had no clue what happened.They got drunk again. Things weren't fixed.Are they ever going to figure out what happened that night?Or will Tyler just keep running?[warnings: rape- both mentioned and described. not graphic, mostly just the emotional view, and the fallout afterwards.]

Based off "I Can Get Sexual, Too" by Say Anything.

Ville's been having night terrors and his girlfriend Sandra has tried everything to help him. After countless sleepless nights Sandra is ready to give up, until she has an idea. Can the best medicine to night terrors be kinky sex and pot?

What do you call fourteen poor college students living in a four bedroom apartment? A mess.