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Alastor was an ace of spades who had no fleshly desires at all — or so he thought. Then Lucifer Morningstar came along, and he felt things he’d never felt before. Lust. Fear. Desire. He felt threatened, and what better way to deal with a threat than to take control of that which was threatening, by any means necessary? Lucifer just wanted to be a good father to his daughter, Charlie. He never expected to be drugged to the point of weakness by one of her so-called “friends” and he certainly didn’t expect to become a victim of something as horrible and cruel as rape. What makes it worse is that the rape forces him to remember that his body is hermaphroditic in the worst way possible. Charlie just wants to reconnect with her father. But suddenly, he seems so small, so scared. Like a porcelain doll that will break if she so much as looks at him the wrong way. She doesn’t know what’s wrong — but she knows something IS wrong, and she wants, so badly, to help him. But how can she help him when he refuses to speak about it? And why is Alastor so much more coy and buddy-buddy than usual, too? Somehow, she thinks it’s connected to her father’s sudden meek temperament, and she doesn’t like it one bit.

Sex could be enjoyable. This was something new for Alastor. He thought for a while about whether he preferred sex to kissing and cuddling and came to the conclusion that he would be fine if he never had sex again, but if he never had to kiss and cuddle Lucifer again, he would rather die. (I suck at summaries, so here is a little preview of chapter 15) --------------------------------Summary:Lucifer stumbles upon (human) Alastor in the bayou and decides to have some fun. What should have been a non-recurring event quickly turns into regular encounters between the two of them as unexpected feelings start to bloom. Both of them having quite different approach to relationships, they are finding their ways and means to fulfill their love, manage the emotions that come with attachments and satisfy their desires. Heaven however, will not approve of their love and both of them still have deep wounds of their past. How far will they be willing to go out of love? Or: some plot, some smut and a ton of domestic and romantic fluff. (Warnings are mentioned in the notes. Skipsymbols to skip the smut, self-harm and past-abuse parts are in place for the more sensible audience.)

This dance he had with Lucifer was a hinderance at the least, a game at most. He never expected to be cornered by the fallen angel, especially not in such a vulnerable state. He wanted absolutely nothing to do with Lucifer’s presence while he could feel his life-force draining from him. Or: Lucifer helps Alastor heal from his battle injuries, and Alastor learns something new about himself.

Prompt made by turtleofthehallow on tumblr! “ I need someone to write fanfiction of Lucifer and Alastor making a deal, but Luci botches the wording of the deal so bad that they end up married instead, and neither of them know how to break the deal, so they're just stuck like this until further notice “ -- Alastor And Lucifer Tried to make a deal, a deal where Alastor Stays Away from the kings daughter, but Lucifer being the Clumsy Man he is, botched up the agreement. Now Alastor and Lucifer are Officially married and there's havoc everywhere Lucifer Doesnt know how to deal With. Being Alastor, he torments the man to a point that makes him burst how will they deal with this Accedential Consort ?

Alastor decides to play with the gender norms of the time, immaturely decides to become a nun and gets a disturbing surprise when entering a certain convent that is not as innocent as it seems.