clark kent

Roy (5:59pm): JAYRoy (5:59pm): DID YOU SEND A THREAT TO THE WATCHTOWERRoy (6:00pm): ????? The reply came just a minute later, Roy sparing one glance to the chatting Justice League before looking back down. Jay (6:01pm): NahJay (6:01pm): Was I supposed to?Jay (6:02pm): Also, that’s not a dinner dish. Try again, Ed Sheeran Or: How Wally West, Roy Harper, and Kon-El Kent remembered that not everyone just knows the Batfam. Or or: Three times the Justice League needed Batman but conveniently couldn’t get a hold of him. Good thing he has trained bat associates! Wait, what? And the one time they realised it was a whole family.

Kal'dur said, "Who exactly is a Wayne?" Kara said, "This stupidly rich celebrity family out of Gotham. Bruce Wayne is infamous for adopting a lot of kids. But we can't all be dating a Wayne, right?" "It's not mathematically possible," Kon began. "Is it?" The silence in the room was deafening. Roy seemed to be counting his fingers. Or Roy Harper makes an off-hand comment about being invited to the Wayne Holiday Gala, and Artemis mentions that her and Wally have also been invited to the Gala. It doesn't take long for Jon, Kon, Kara, Steph and Clark to join in. They can't all possibly be dating a Wayne, right? (Tagged mature for swearing and spice but no smut)

Finally; Wally and Dick are married and starting a Family. Only the Justice League doesn't know that. They are quite confused by Flash interacting with his Father-in-law. 5 times the JLA is confused about what is going on and one time they know.

Jason gets arrested by Superman and Wonder Woman, while undercover as Red Hood in a criminal organization. Problem is that they don’t know he knows Batman and trying to get free only poses more problems. Especially when it’s Dick, not Bruce that comes to break him free.

Nightwing is late to a meeting due to an exploding building. Batman goes to check him over, licking his thumb to clean his face. As Nightwing complains about it, they learn that no one realized that Batman is his dad.

When Garth asked Jason what phrases he wanted translated, the mer hunched down in the water and blew furious bubbles before huffing, “No.” Garth frowned. You already know how to say that. What other things do you need to be able to say to Bruce and Alfred? Of the speech, Bruce recognized his name and maybe Alfred’s. It made it feel like something was clawing inside his chest, knowing that he couldn’t communicate properly with this child living in his pool. Jason curled his lip back. I know human words. You really don’t. --- Or: Mer Jason's recovery from trafficking.

Lois Lane knows her husband wants his ears pierced. This poses some challenges given that her husband is Superman. Then she realizes, her sort-of stepson (brother-in-law? Unclear) has all kinds of piercings, and who does he know well enough to let near him with a kryptonite needle? Tim Drake, that’s who.

“Uncle Clark! Uncle Clark!”The interruption is accompanied by the sound of little feet dashing down the Manor hallways, and Clark smiles, turning in his armchair to face the intruder as he bursts through the door of Bruce’s study. Or, baby omega Dick spends some quality time with his uncle while Bruce watches.

Getting a call from home is generally welcome, though it’s unusual for it to be in the middle of the day. Apparently though, someone sent the Kent farm a whole truckload of tires with a special request that Clark himself sign for it, someone going by the name Red Hood. Takes place between Ch. 4 and Ch. 5 of Brother of the Fucking Year

Danny flees the GIW, crashing into a dumpster in Gotham. Lucky for him, another being like him finds him. Jason is confused and concerned. UPDATE!! Chapters 7&8 are obsolete! New ending on the way!!

The Justice League is newly formed, and trying to handle their first natural disaster as a group. They want to maximize efficiency to make sure there’s no casualties, but even with powers, there’s not enough hands on deck. Well, might as well call in some backup.

Nearly everything has been taken from him. His family, his city, his friends. Even his secret identity is gone. Bruce Wayne is pushed up against the wall, and to save what he has left he does the unthinkable. From there? A new world is formed, though to begin construction the old one must be destroyed. From the ashes of the Regime a New Olympus will rise. With Batman the Merciless leading it.

Peter Parker ends up in a strange city after the fight on the statue of liberty: so instead of having to be swallowed by depression (he still does get swallowed by depression, this is Peter Parker we're talking about), he gets to start a new life in... Gotham? (THIS IS MCU!PETER PARKER, just to clarify ^-^) (Inspired off of Dark Matter by Mysterycyclone) (Rated Teen for swearing and violence, nothing major)

Kara Zor-El is 18 when she lands on Earth with her infant cousin, Kal-El in her arms. She raises Kal as a single mother with the help of Jonathan and Martha Kent. Danny Fenton left Amity Park after his parents murder. Raising Ellie as a single dad wasn’t ideal, but he’s managing to get by. Kara and Danny may have more in common than they think.

Hal Jordan, on a business trip to Gotham, is pretty sure he met the love of his life. He's gorgeous, he's smart, he's charming. When he thinks he finally has happiness in his grasp, the ring chooses him and sends him to Oa.When Hal gets back, Bruce isn't the same person who he met six months prior. He's moved on, he's hurt, and Hal can't recover it without exposing his identity.Who would guess that in years to come, they'd become coworkers who hate each others guts?

Looking around, he saw someone falling from the sky. No, not falling. Floating. Bruce had never seen anything like it. He looked godly, strong and tall, with a red S Across his chest. A blue suit that exemplified his muscles, and a bright red cape to match the S. **A story in which superman is in love with a very attentive batman, but bruce wayne is head over heals for a tall, charismatic Clark Kent.** IDENTITY PORN