catwoman

When Danny Johnson receives a sick child's wish to meet their favorite person- who just so happens to be a villain- he did what anyone would do: pour himself a strong drink and start searching online for their favorite bar. He doesn't expect for this to be a repeat occurrence, but the universe has other plans.

[Recently "remastered"] What if Dr. Harleen Quinzel had stopped in front of Poison Ivy's cell that first day at Arkham rather than Joker's?

You enter the wild and wacky world of Harley Quinn and Joker, all of your sexual desires are answered, all of the puns you could ever ask for, all of the fun and games: all of the smiles!

After being outed to his parents and hunted down by an officially-lost-it Vlad, Danny finds himself down one home, two parents (who had gone full blown Hunter on him), a stable life and education, and a lot of blood. The only thing he had going for him was that the weird British guy he'd landed in front of seemed nice. Maybe he wouldn't turn him over to the Hunters. Meanwhile, Alfred just found a meta clone of Young Master Damian bleeding out in the Foyer, and is definitely Not Freaking Out. ***PROBABLY PERMANENT HIATUS/ABANDONED. My writing style has evolved and my knowledge of both DC and DP has increased, and it's to the extent that I do not feel that I will ever be able to get back to this story. My apologies for the inconvenience. If someone wants to pick it up they are welcome to it.***

One man's mission to abduct all super Heroines and turn them into his personal slaves. And one thing's for sure, he's going to have fun doing it! Warning! This is porn. This is rape, if that triggers you or you are under 18 do not read this.

Dick had the sort of scent that made people take notice. When we walked by even betas would stare. He was beautiful too. Like on another level gorgeous. The man possessed the sort of features that the rich paid millions to try to emulate. His sparkling sapphire blue eyes were framed by thick, curling eyelashes. His cheekbones and jaw were sharp and chiselled, his lips full and soft. He possessed a lean, perfectly muscled physique that screamed elegance and perfection. And of course, on top of everything else, he was kind and smart and had a wicked sense of humour. People flocked to him. Everyone wanted to be in Dick Grayson's world. Jason fucking hated him.

There are an infinite amount of universes. In this particular one, Damian was the first to be taken in and is the oldest brother while Dick is the youngest. This is what happens in that universe. Reverse Batfamily because there is not enough out there.

It's like a choose your own adventure book, but with smut. Lots of smut. Accepting suggestions.

Poison Ivy has captured Nightwing, which means a very serious rescue mission is necessary.

Various short bits and pieces from Tumblr that don't justify their own fic, and aren't planned to become part of anything larger.

Alfred is Magic.His sheer epic-ness shows itself clearly as he raises an unruly flock of baby birds. A new drug is sweeping through the streets, killing almost everyone it touches. GCPD's given up on finding the culprit, of even figuring out what the new drug IS, and Batman is on the case. He, Nightwing, and Robin are actively investigating with support from Batgirl and a very special stalker who's becoming part of the family faster than anyone realizes. Except Jim Gordon... Jim Gordon is not surprised. He would be amused if not for the ridiculous caseload on his desk and the hopelessness of the new drug to which most of his cases are linked. But perhaps the new kid can help.

Originally titled: The One Where Marinette and Damian Wayne are (Eventually) Going to Date and Mari is Bada$$ Based on ozmav's au on tumblr, go check them out! I will also post on tumblr though any later edits will only be done on here and not there. It was a good thing that Hawkmoth’s attacks allowed Marinette to become used to supervillains at this point because otherwise, she would be losing her mind.

After a chance encounter between Nightwing and Catwoman, a series of sexual events occur! Multiple pairings.

A challenge taken on Tumblr; a 30 Day OTP NSFW challenge. Only, because I'm cruel to myself, I decided to make it 30 different pairings instead. Updated as they're produced.

Wonder Woman and Catwoman have sex in Batman's bed. Bruce has a difficult life, full of angst and suffering.

Mad Hatter’s done using his hypnosis equipment only to facilitate his crimes, as he opens up shop offering to sell equipment designed to turn any superheroine into whatever the client wants them to be. Commission for pantboy678.

Catwoman is Selina Kyle, and Bruce has always known it. Batman is Bruce Wayne, but Selina just found that out. Shockingly, it turns out the dude has issues.

Selina Kyle doesn't like Gotham. Batman doesn't like thieves. He's too old for her. She's too young for him. They aren't quite strangers, but they really are.

A psychiatrist who was losing her grip on reality. A botanist who had her humanity torn from her. These two women, driven mad by the world collapsing around them, find just what they're looking for in each other. A hand reaching out, a moment of respite amidst the chaos, a reminder of what makes them human. A big ol' Harlivy work, not directly tied to any established DC canon, I'm planning on working on this long term so I'm gonna try to hit all the fun stuff.

Selina Kyle spends all day in bed, and then takes a bath. Lots of cats get petted.

Superman's regime has won, and the time to rebuild has arrived. Join Vicki Vale as she takes a tour through the Regime's headquarters, and bear witness to the elaborate breeding facility where men and women that opposed their rule are now used to make a new generation of heroes!

Brainiac is angry over the humiliation of his defeat so he teams up with a New God in order to exact his revenge against heroes, villains, and in-between of the DC comics multiverse. *Due to Archive's new tag restrictions I can't update tags as I add new chapters. Check out the Table of Contents for each chapter's kinks and characters.

Nearly everything has been taken from him. His family, his city, his friends. Even his secret identity is gone. Bruce Wayne is pushed up against the wall, and to save what he has left he does the unthinkable. From there? A new world is formed, though to begin construction the old one must be destroyed. From the ashes of the Regime a New Olympus will rise. With Batman the Merciless leading it.

In a con gone wrong somehow the entire Wayne family thinks that Neal has been adopted, and Neal has no idea what is going on. Neal leaves Gotham and the crazy family that Kidnapped/Adopted him and runs away. Neal works with Peter in New York, in peace, until the day he is accidentally reunited with his temporary family. Then the Mob of adopted siblings won't leave him alone.

Silly story I found in my hard drive. Hope you like it!

Bruce Wayne just wanted to get through one Charity Event.Joker just wanted money and a show.Now it seems as though the Joker has found a brand new toy to play with in his off time and Bruce couldn't be more annoyed by this turn of events.

Five times Selina kissed Dick Grayson, and one time he kissed her.

Harley and Ivy just aren't FAIR...

The Sirens enjoy pancakes after a long night.

When Robin is kidnapped on his way home from Joker's,Batman and Joker team up to find their favorite bird-themed superhero. What follows is a lot of arguing, different parenting styles, and a damn near constant denial of any emotions that may or may not be felt. Meanwhile, Robin's kidnapper finds herself in more and more danger of falling prey to the very boy she kidnapped.

Between horny thugs and super-powered rapists, Barbara Gordon's secret double-life as the costumed vigilante Batgirl is already hard enough. But when she catches the attention of beautiful and deadly thief Selina Kyle, also known as Catwoman, she knows nothing will ever be the same again. Cats always play with their pray -- and the Catwoman is no exception. Will Barbara be able to keep her wits about her and get out of this situation with her dignity intact, or will Selina turn her into nothing more than a loyal, cum-addicted pet? Will Batwoman be able to save her, or is she just as vulnerable as Barbara? There's only one way to find out.

Robin, Speedy, Kid Flash and Aqualad were the best of friends, but as many have put it before, things change. But now, things have really changed for these four friends. Robin was raped by an unknown assaulter, Kid Flash's heart was broken, Speedy was double crossed and Aqualad watched his home be destroyed. None of them could take it, so, abandoning there roles as heroes, they ran away together to a huge and abandoned mansion in a huge forest in England. Living there, the boys finally think everything will be getting better and that there crazy love triangles are over with since there are no girls around... until Roy falls for Robin. And even more can change when Garth falls for Wally! And to make it even ALL worse... Robin has a dark secret, a secret that will shake him to the very core and turn him into a broken picture of what he once was. After all... who can possibly love a Wolf child? Can Speedy face the truth and love Robin, despite the age difference? Can Garth see past Wally's odd behavior and see a beautiful boy behind it all? Will Kid Flash ever stop having these odd feels around Garth? Can Robin ever admit that he's getting strange dreams featuring none other then Roy?

There are certain rules in the criminal underworld of Gotham. Things that deal with plants belong to Ivy. Things that come in twos belong to Two-Face. Things that are related to cats belong to Catwoman. So why is some blonde stealing the cat statue Selina's after?

Cat finds a letter that basically blackmails her for the safety of her son’s life. She has to do what’s necessary to get her son back safely, no matter what it takes.

Darkness can hide all kinds of secrets but can darkness hide everything? First official BatCat story!! (Yay!!) please read and leave comments!!