gojo satoru is a little shit

Satoru takes another step forwards, arms spreading wide in excitement, “Yūji-kun! You’re here!” “Oh my God,” the child repeats breathlessly, sounding far older than any child his age should sound, unable to tear his eyes away from Satoru. The boy shakes faintly, shock maybe, words a shaky exhale, “it’s really- you’re- you look- this is— oh my God!” Annnnd there’s really no doubting it now. Clearly those vivid dreams of war, imprisonment and eleven years of growing up is not the dream Satoru had thought it to be since waking up in the infirmary as a seventeen-year-old student, way back before the source of all his problems defected from Jujutsu society. What the hell is going on?

A collection of oneshots following a random timeline of the Getou-Gojo Family Stories.

Geto Suguru was an omega. He was hormonal and horny all the time. It was a natural bodily function that he couldn't help. He did not choose to be born an omega. He did not enjoy being horny all the time.He liked to have sex. He had itches to scratch. He couldn't help it. He invited Gojo Satoru to be his friends with benefits. Originally, he only sought sex. He did not plan to fall in love or a whole package of romance.Things were great until it became ugly. Why was it wrong for him to like sex but not for the alphas?

Gojo Satoru is the most popular guy on your college campus. He's tall, funny, hot, not to mention he's the most talented soccer forward the school has seen in years. But he's also a frat dude, which puts him in a world very different from your own, as he spends most of his nights partying & drinking while you spend most of yours working on your annoying film major assignments. But when he reaches out to you for a favor, you realize that helping him out might have something in it for you too. basically popular soccer boy gojo x focused film major reader.

“Suguruuu why is your door locked…” Satoru just fucking teleports into his room. And honestly it takes both of them a second to process it, Satoru just stares at him, he stares at Satoru. Satoru’s mouth is agape. Suguru feels paralyzed. “Oh.” *** In which Satoru has the worst possible timing for a visit and Suguru gets caught in a compromising position.

Satoru laughed, ginning at the gesture, ever grateful for the Yuji’s thoughtfulness. “Sounds good to me. Let me re-tie your guys’ shoes and we’ll head out of here.”As he was finishing up Yuji’s laces, the new arrivals started to make their way into the park. When Satoru looked up, he was met with the most striking set of lavender eyes; eyes that happened to be looking back into his own.-Satoru was still learning how to be a proper parent to Megumi after gaining custody of him when the child’s father and Satoru’s former college roommate, Toji, was sentenced to several years in prison.Romance wasn’t on the forefront of his mind, yet one day when at the local park with Megumi and his friend Yuji, Satoru became entranced by a striking set of lavender eyes. Another father, one with two little girls around the boys’ age, became a point of interest for Satoru.While his first priority was making sure Megumi was comfortable due to the child’s troubled past with social anxiety, he couldn’t help but feel drawn to the stranger with kind eyes.When fate had it that they kept running into each other, Satoru’s mind swirled with possibilities and feelings, ones he couldn’t help but indulge in.

Sukuna is the strongest. He has always been the strongest. He will always be the strongest. He begins to realize that he might have to share that title when he wakes up after over a thousand years in the darkness. Itadori Yuuji... Sukuna thought to himself, an intrigued grin stretching to his face. A face that he couldn't feel in the darkness. My unintentional prison. "Your personal feelings?" Satoru confirmed. "Yes. Please do something about this." Megumi really was so adorable as he sat there, begging Satoru to give him a boon. It sent a thrill of delight down his spine. A reminder of the fact that yes, Satoru Gojo was fucked up - He was a God. He could once again force those close-minded council members into doing what he wanted. It would make Megumi-chan happy. Besides it always gave him great joy to remind those old men that the only reason they had power was because he, Gojo Satoru, allowed it. "I can't turn down pleading from my favourite adorable student, now can I~?" Satoru sang out Note: Chapters are all around manga chapter length. Major Canon Divergence starting Ch.10

Yuji thought he knew Sukuna. He heard plenty of stories from others, experienced his cruelty in person, and had enough evidence to call him a monster.But.Something in Sukuna’s behavior shifted after he almost killed Yuji, and it left the boy puzzled. Why is Sukuna so confusing? Why does he act like he cares? And most important, why does Yuji like this side of Sukuna? Is it just his omega’s instincts speaking? Also, why did no one know he was an omega in the first place?! What do you mean he needs to pretend he's an alpha? Or: Yuji is trying to understand why Sukuna is treating him so special and slowly falls for the King of Curses in the process. He also realizes he was a victim in Sukuna's small plot to hide his real secondary gender, and now they have to face some unexpected consequences.

"How about this then, Getou." Suguru's intuition tells him to run while he can. His butt stays planted. "You can come to my practices to give me some friendly advice about my routine, and in exchange, I'll forget about pressing charges for your assault." He beams. "Good deal, right?" Suguru wants to slap him across the face. "What? You're the one who put your lips on my neck." "After you punched my arm like a truck. Come on, dude. Do you really want to ruin your hockey career right now? I don't think the sports teams in jail are very good." "You're a piece of shit," Suguru seethes. Crystal blue eyes crinkle. "And you've got seven different sticks up your ass, but who's counting?" Suguru is just a guy trying to recover from unhealed wounds of his past. Satoru is the star of their university figure skating team, embodying everything Suguru wishes he had. So when an unexpected injury brings the hockey team's captain to this supernova of a man, everything he thought he knew about his principles goes ass up. Alternatively, bratty figure skater Gojo fucks around and finds out ft. college angst and sex in places that aren’t very sanitary.

Satoru doesn't love his husband and repeats that to himself every day. Yuuji suffers the consequences.

There's a man with slicked back pink hair that could've passed off as an older Yuuji and with the Curse User's Technique, it could've been. But– "Kill them, Sukuna!" The man– the King of Curses, albeit from a different dimension, blinks out of his daze to glare, not at them, thank god, but at the idiot who was just now realizing his mistake. "Ha? How stupid are you to have the audacity in ordering me to kill my little brother and his brats?" His what now. OR: Canon JJK meets Big Bro SIkuna and has no idea how to deal with the face of an enemy being so nice.

Iori utahime,a sensible and respected teacher at kyoto Tech. teaches literature and music to the junior high schoolers.She is equally loved by her students and honored by her colleagues. Keeping her darkest secrets within herself,she is trying to live happily with her four years old baby boy who has brought the light to her depressed life. The torments she has endured once gets concealed in her warm smile just like she hides the scars of her body beneath the layers of her traditional miko clothes. She thought she had succeeded to break free from the shackles of his obsession,his madness.But did she really? She doesn't even want to imagine the consequences even though a certain pairs of vibrant blue eyes has been always haunting her.The monster she was attempting to hide from was just trailing her behind and she knew if he captures her this time, she would've no ways to escape.

Yuuji is finally back in Tokyo Jujutsu High, after living with Satoru-san for two months. It's harder to get used to it than he expected, especially since everyone except for him had enough time to get to know each other better. And he kinda misses his cozy life with the man. Yuuji tries to take advice from Panda-senpai on how to get closer to others and loses the bet. Now, as a punishment, he has to hug every person he sees in a day. Or: Yuuji's hugs are addictive, and all the victims would gladly take another dose.

Suguru has this 'thing' about frat alphas. Specifically, one frat alpha in particular. Sadly for him, that alpha still wants back in his pants, even after all these years. (Or, where one fundraiser leads to an already complicated and messy relationship becoming even more complicated and messy.)

Satoru and Yuuji have lived together for some time now, hiding from the world that the boy is still alive. They train, Satoru works, Yuuji does chores and cooks... Hm. Let's make it more interesting, shall we? Satoru remembered that Yuuji likes to gamble and... He came up with a great punishment for losing the bet! Or: How Yuuji became Gojou Satoru’s wife for one entire day, and how it came back to bite the man.

Gojo Satoru’s plan to reform jujutsu society via the younger generation was on the move. Zen’in Maki, Kinji Hakari, and Fushiguro Megumi were all promising students and got stronger every day. If he was patient, he’d have someone new to call an equal. Gojo just had to wait. Or maybe not. He’d shouldn’t have been surprised; this was all part of the plan after all. He just didn’t expect them to take the form of a trans-dimensional, all-powerful, psychic six-year-old with a bowl cut. Gojo wasn’t sure how he felt about this, especially since the kid would need careful supervision to prevent any property damage or bodily harm via emotional psychic outbursts. Ultimately, it didn’t matter how he felt: Kageyama Shigeo needed a teacher and Gojo Satoru needed powerful students. That's all there is to it. Or maybe not.

After witnessing a group of women practicing pole dancing, Nobara and Yuuji made a bet. Yuuji's honor is on the line, since he claimed he would dance on the pole easily without any actual experience. No one expected the results, not even the present dance instructor. This was the first bet that started the chaos. Or: How Yuuji showed everyone his new-found pole dancing skills only to prove his point.