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Inoichi’s decision to adopt the boy was a spur of the moment thing, but he stood by it, and he could not be prouder of both his children, even if they lived to give him grey hair. Or, how a Yamanaka-trained Naruto went and cheerfully dismantled the last shreds of Sasuke’s self-image because conventional therapy obviously wasn’t working well enough, and then proved that even the best minds could be entirely dumb when it came to romance.

While on an expedition to a star system 40 light-years away, the space ship UNKNOWN was intercepted by an advanced alien civilization. Curious, the aliens decided to conduct a variety of experiments on the humans to learn more about their anatomy. Holly, an eighteen-year old colonist, is assigned to the Reproduction sector of the experiments, in which the aliens will breed her with a variety of creatures. Even as an unwilling participant, the young woman can't help but find herself spiraling down an unknown path of sin.

Hermione and Ron are going back to Hogwarts to do N.E.W.T.s, Ginny isn't. Harry hasn't decided, until he has, in front of the Wizengamot and now he's responsible for Malfoy as well. A tale of enemies who learn to get along, get it wrong and get it on. Everything is purple, some things are on fire and no-one is sleeping properly. But don't worry, there's tea!

A young boy must become a hero to save the land of Hyrule, but it seems like the monsters don't want to just fight...

Story set in a fantasy world where forests and caves contain tentacle monsters and semen sucking slime/plants; most of the populace is made up of young, teenage boys; and the most advanced technology seems to be limited toward only pleasure inducing/semen collecting purposes. * Chapter 7 added, which was previously omitted by mistake, which takes place before "The Obtainer" chapter.

Ginny just wanted to sneak out to Hogsmede to get a break from school.

“W-what’s happening?” whispered Peter. He wiggled around on his bed, trying to shrug the hand off his shoulder. “Get off me!” “Calm down, son,” said the other man. “We’re going to get you out of here.” “Captain America? Get me out of here?” asked Peter, squinting his eyes and tilting his head. Iron Man hoisted him out of bed, and the covers went with him, hitting the floor by Peter’s feet. “Oh cool, I’m being kidnapped.” “Not exactly the term I would use.” OR The Avengers rescue Peter from a Hydra base ran by his father, Richard Parker, except Peter doesn't really see it as a rescue, and has trouble settling into a new life away from Hydra and his father at the Avengers compound. OR Peter learns how to be an actual teenager, live life, and put his abusive past behind him, and Tony learns how to be a father. Irondad Bingo: Hydra

Rosetta is dared by one of her friends to enter a house that they believe is haunted. It's not haunted, but something's in there.

it was an almost kiss. a hint of a kiss. a not-really-at-all kiss. and namjoon’s brain is broken, now.

Muggle Immersion co-Professor Harry Potter spends his days hanging with his son, reading to his "dog," teaching magical kids about the internet with his cousin Dudley, and irritating Snape’s portrait. He’s understandably annoyed when his cosy life is interrupted by the Headmistress hiring on Draco Malfoy to be Hogwarts’ new Ancient Magical Cultures and Spellcasting professor. But then the explosion happens, and it turns out they'll all need Malfoy's knowledge if they want the magical world to survive. The one with the scary things and Professor Dudley.

What is said on the box, every pokephilia shit I wrote, because my mind wander dark place when i lack sleep, wich is more often than not, and I read weird shit by curiosity and have idea after.I'm not english native, but i read so much in it that my brain mixe the two up when writing. It's should be all in english tough.I apologize for the grammar, I use a corrector and try my best, but they're still mistake inside.Edit: My partner want me to stop to refer to her as a corrector.New-edit: Partner got added as co-author

It's hard to be the Hero sometimes.

C'è solo un modo per salvare Harry: Hermione deve diventare madre.

In a Science Fiction space future, the Terran Accord has just lost a war to the Affini Compact, a civilization of highly advanced plant-like aliens who really want to make cute, drugged up pets of their subjects. A human, the warship pilot Elvira, has just been captured & delivered to her new Mistress. (now canon compliant & edited for readability!) The HDG wiki with additional information about the setting & stories can be found here.

Ron keeps on walking in on Harry having sex and finds himself obsessed.

You can see it now. Remedios Giraldo: botanist, anthropologist, explorer extraordinaire, and discoverer of magical towns made of candlelight.Yeah, right..... In which Reader is a hapless explorer-type looking for Encanto, but has no idea what to do when she actually finds it. Except shack up with everyone's favourite Rat-Loving Man in the Walls, of course. Come for the Ratman, stay for the surprising amount of research I had to do to make a character sound smart.

Bonten. A group that is engaged in a variety of illegal activities, such as gambling, fraud, prostitutions, and murder. The organization's ruthlessness and intolerance towards traitors and informants has made it difficult for police to obtain information about their activities, allegedly can be seen always hanging around a small flower shop. 〜 Takemichi meets Bonten as chaos ensues and he doesn't know whether to cry or laugh about it so he does both.

Ben works at his family's orchid and rare plant nursery in Connecticut. He meets a new volunteer named Rey, and he thinks she might be the first girl he's ever really liked.

A small mistake leads to Poison Ivy's newest, most potent pheromones being rubbed all over Batman's suit. They drive him nearly mad with lust, and make his horndog advances irresistible to the nearest women: Batgirl, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy herself. Anonymous commission.

Aphrodite gets experimental with Demeter's plants and creates the perfect specimen. Contains smut with plot. This is a reposting after my old account got "lost". Decided to turn it into a daily episodic saga.

Gamzee trova una pianta molto strana mentre si avventura più lontano del dovuto. Dopo aver raccolto alcuni dei suoi semi, decide di coltivarla a casa.

Marinette, lonely and perhaps slightly bitter, is frequently commisioned by the rich, famous, and quite influential. Something Dick Grayson is fully prepared to take advantage of. Well. Maybe not only Dick Grayson.

A Blood Elven Warrior is sent into the forests of Gorgrond to find out just what happened to his missing comrades. It's just trees and shit, right? What's there to worry about? [This is a kink work. YA LIKE TENTACLE INFLATION???]

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"You're going to kill it," Yoongi said flatly, lazily eyeing the plant Namjoon had clasped between his hands. He watched as it wobbled slightly in Namjoon's grip, little stem threatening to break under the strain of the movement and the weight of the soft pink flower at the top of it.

The world contains many wonders: A Captain of a Celestial Starship and his troublesome subordinates. A reclusive cartographer living alone in the jungle with a robot. Two reckless Bounty Hunters under a curse. A group of animals that can't seem to stay animals. An unrequited love, a secret and a lie... All that and a mythical starship said to hold all the world's secrets!

Beth finds herself trapped and a fellow merman takes advantage of his find Mermay 2024 day 2 plants

A sequel of sorts to Lonesome, John and Fitzgerald get on with their lives and talk about their dreams.