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Tony is getting tired of cleaning up the messes the other Avengers keep dumping in his lap, expecting him to deal with it all. They say change is healthy, but Tony wants to vehemently disagree when he finds himself alone and gravely injured in an abandoned bunker in one of the coldest places on Earth. My first MCU story 😏*Chapter 1 posted Dec. 6/18 *Comments moderated.

It all starts with the unexpected early end to the semester.Everyone else is elated to get an early start to their winter vacations.All Enid can feel is dread. Or: In which Enid is bummed out at the prospect of returning home for an extra long winter break, and Wednesday decides to fix it, as only an Addams can. Vietnamese Translation by rainbow99 Chinese Translation by ZhanxiZhang

AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of ’92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he’d thought. A girl!Harry story, starting in Chamber of Secrets and continuing through Goblet of Fire. Future Snape/Harriet. (OotP - DH will continue in a separate story.)

“Always the same. Shit, what is it with you Alpha’s and your egos,” Tony’s mouth ran off with words he didn’t even think about saying. “Tony. Don’t start,” Steve tried to calm down. His mind kept telling him not to let an omega to talk to him in such a way. He wanted to press Tony down, make him submit when only minutes ago he wanted to wrap himself around Tony. “Look, I get it. He’s your best friend. But you have to stop being a self-pretentious idiot who thinks he could punch his way out a situation.” “Like blasting your way out of a situation is much better?” “Yes it is, because I fucking use my head. This is a fucking conspiracy. They probably waited to tell you about all this bullshit when they had you enraptured deep enough to their ‘cause.’ Why do you think I privatized my suit, what do you think SHIELD would do if they got their hands on it? Everything they do is for their own gain.”

Through a completely unrealistic series of events, Naruto - the Hokage of Konoha - lands in the body of his younger counterpart, 22 years into the past. What follows is Naruto making the most of his second life which includes turning revenge-thirsty Sasuke into a normal angsty teenager, helping Sakura get over her puppy crush, annoying Kakashi and somehow getting himself entangled in a romance with Shikamaru (which for the record, doesn't even feel like one.) Orochimaru and the Akatsuki linger in the background, but Naruto's not letting them ruin his life by a stupid war to feed the ego of a dead man. Again, that is.

“How did you infiltrate my domain?” The demon finally spoke with a voice that would have surely shaken Yuji's core if he wasn’t already so annoyed by the snow that came without warning. The weatherman on the news never mentioned the slightest chance of snowfall. It was already bad enough he’d been wandering the woods on his own, but to become lost while the sky dusted the ground in a blanket of white had only made him wish he would have just stayed home. And now he was in the presence of a demon. A very pissed-off demon, who looked none too pleased with the person before him. “I, uh…” A bead of sweat rolled down Yuji’s neck. Domain? Did the demon mean the estate? “Walked, well stumbled, actually, and found… it?” ❤ Yuji and Sukuna meet earlier in the timeline. A lot earlier.

The Truth is this: a Toll is always paid, Something is always gained, and Death is always the end. Sometimes, people refuse to pay their dues. But the Truth will out. --- When Edward Elric uses alchemy to save his own life in a collapsed mine shaft, Truth drags him before the Gate and makes him an offer he cannot refuse. He still resents the fact Truth grouped him with thirteen years old wizards in a magic school, though.

Erica is giggling somewhere in the background. “I think he’d like exactly what you’d like, mom.” Or, a 5 Times fic wherein Stiles doesn’t realize he’s been accidentally co-parenting a gang of furry teenagers/displaying Perfect Mate Characteristics, + the 1 Time Derek enlightens him.

“Y’know, Bakugou never, ever talks about girls,” Kaminari says, his voice thoughtful. “And I wonder why that is.” Ashido rolls her eyes. “I’m just curious!” Kaminari whines. Kirishima drags the box out, unlabeled and unassuming, the lid not even fully clasped over the edges. “The guy has to— Whoa, what’s that?” Kirishima realizes a little belatedly that this is a serious breach of privacy, and Bakugou will actually murder all of them. “Nothing!” he cries, attempting to shove it back under the bed, but Ashido snatches it away. “Please be his porn stash!” Kaminari whispers as she whips the lid off.

‘Have you tried everything?’ Hermione asked insistently. ‘Yes! Every time I get to the cup and Cedric doesn’t take it with me I go immediately back to my bed in the morning. But all the times he is with me, he dies and after I fall asleep I return too.’ ‘I guess it is obvious then, isn’t it?’ Both Harry and Hermione turned to stare at Ron, who looked at them defensively and shrugged ‘You have to go with Diggory and make sure he survives.’ Harry/Cedric - Groundhog day AU

Bruce finds endless amusement in using his public Brucie Wayne persona to mess with JLA. Or, Bruce and Clark's developing relationship as seen through snapshots of Bruce being a little shit.

Maya and Carina start a relationship based only in sex.Will they find love in the end? Small, digestible, daily chapters.Come read?

Arthur notices Merlin’s constant injuries, and decides he needs to step in and protect Merlin.

“아팠나요, 폐하?” “실례해요?” “아팠어요?”앨러스터는 지팡이로 가까이 몸을 기울이며 반복한다. “뭐가 아팠어요?”루시퍼는 완전히 당황한 표정으로 대답했다.그는 최근에 자신이 고통스럽다고 생각될 만한 일을 한 적이 있는지 기억하려고 애쓴다. 앨러스터의 미소는 심술궂게 변한다. 심지어는 그의 목소리가 고요하고 딱딱 거리는 소리가 들리기도 한다.“물론 천국에서 떨어졌는데 왜요!” — 알라스토르는 루시퍼를 괴롭히는 것에 대해 건방진 표정을 짓고 태양에 너무 가까이 날아가다가 둘 다 자신에 대해 알게 됩니다.

Everyone knows that Damian Wayne doesn't have any friends; he pushes away anyone who wants to get close to him, denies those close to him the knowledge that he cares, vehemently refuses to be in the presence of wanna-be suitors. He simply isn’t social. Marinette Dupain-Cheng changed that, changed the way he views friendship- -though he'd still deny that he's friends with anyone- -and it's not long before their friendship, that grew when she arrived at Gotham Academy, turns into romance, which turns into shared promises and midnight kisses. Once again everything would change when Marinette was brought back to France by her parents, them declaring that it's been long enough for her to be okay finishing her senior year at 'home'. Only, Paris wasn't home to her, not anymore. Senior year started just as she expected: Immediately bombarded by her old peers and Lila, questioning her, begging for answers, picking apart the differences in how they remember her and how she is now. She hated it. It was only when Marinette heard Lila's lies of being the girlfriend to the heir of Wayne Enterprises himself that she decides to end it all. She had to stop the lies, and Marinette knew how.

"A half-blood child of the eldest gods, shall reach sixteen against all odds." Who decided the sons of Kronos met the criteria for eldest gods? There are older gods. Elder Gods. And They have been watching. See with the vision granted to your mind, oh Child of Prophecy. For reality is a lie. Your very existence is a flaw. An anomaly. A bend in Fate. And if Fate can bend, then it can break. Everything is different. Nothing has changed. Open your eyes...

On the run from their disastrous fight at the Vatican, Ava and Sister Beatrice are separated from the OCS. It’s up to the nun to keep the Halo bearer safe at any cost. But how can they quietly leave the country when the entire might of the Catholic Church is searching for them? And what are they supposed to do with these emotions growing between them?

Fill for this prompt at Avengerkink.Tony is 100% normal. Tony is not a mutant. Tony is Iron Man. Tony is an Avenger. Tony...is just fooling himself.

There was a buzzing under his skin and a tightness in his chest. Lesser mortals would call it panic—or maybe terror. But he was the strong one. He didn't even panic when he'd been kidnapped. If he panicked now, everyone else would break. He didn't have that luxury, but he supposed that was the price of being the strongest. Only one person could handle the full weight of his fears. He could panic when Deku woke up. -or- Izuku is involved in an incident with a villain and Katsuki *goes through it*.

They made Tobirama the Senju Clan Head. ...omg they made Tobirama the Senju Clan Head. *** This is the story where Tobirama is made Clan Head, fucks shit up. We find out more about what goes on between the clans during the Warring Clan Era, shit still gets fucked up. Power dynamics change, history as you know it will be erased, and you got another thing coming if you think that Senju-fucking-Tobirama will stand back now that he's given center stage. It all goes F.U.B.A.R. from here on out. {In Editing}

Yoo Joonghyuk has two problems. The first starts with K and ends with im Dokja. The second is the dooming realization that he has terrible taste in men. Or: in which Yoo Joonghyuk confuses sexual tension with anger issues while Kim Dokja's censored face annoys the life out of him, so he takes matters into his own hands, quite literally, to get rid of it (and it works).

The Avengers win, Thanos dies and the Dusted are back. Many would say that this is a happy ending. Doctor Strange is not among the many, and neither is FRIDAY. Enter the love for a man long gone, an uncertain future, dangerously powerful sorcerers, an AI who would do anything to get her boss back, six Infinity Stones and mix it with sheer stubbornness and time travel and you have a recipe for certain disaster. What could possibly go wrong?

“Is your birthmark genetic?” Bobby asked, raising his eyebrow at Buck over the salami he was slicing. “Does it match one of your parents?” Buck spoke through the slice of salami he’d snuck into his mouth. “Nah,” he said. “I’m the first.” “Maybe your kids will have it,” Hen suggested. “If you end up having kids.” “Poor kids,” Chim said, patted Buck on the back. “I can not imagine that was a kind birthmark to wear during school. Kids are mean.” Buck tried to laugh it off. Was filled with the cold memory of his classmates teasing him. He’d managed to bluster his way into popularity as a teenager - once he’d shot up and became broad in all the right places. But before that? “Maddie - my sister - she always said I looked cool,” he said in an attempt at bravado. “I think - I think - I was fine.” Or - another dad!Buck fic because I always love writing baby fics. Eventual Buck/Eddie.

Merlin frowned, and tried to inhale, but choked on a cough. He opened his mouth, trying to speak but his mouth was sticky and full and he felt warm, warm, warm, warm spilling down down down down… The world tilted on its axis a little bit, and Merlin leant into Arthur’s body. Why was the world tilting? Arthur’s face shifted from annoyance to horror. **content warning: graphic descriptions of blood** update: now with epilogue!

Until the 118, Evan had never had a family. --- Evan saves Daniel when he's a baby; he still manages to find his way to the 118, forging a family there despite being given up by his biological parents.

“Oh my god,” says Flash. Batman turns to the speed hero, giving Clark a very nice view of his very nice rear, “Is that the only thing you can say? Did you also get beamed by a guy in an awful grunge meets sci-fi meets League of Legends costume?” “You’ve played League of Legends?” Green Arrow asks. “No, my son does,” Batman turns back to Captain Marvel. “Your suit’s ugly too but it’s okay because you’re a kiddie.” or:someone magically whammies batman, but that’s the least of their problems birdwatchers’s one word promptday 107/april 17: drug

'Lena is struck by how perfectly, cheesily Hallmark this image is; a beautiful blonde, playing in the snow, red-faced and grinning beneath an obviously homemade knit hat. Her glasses are nowhere to be found, probably tossed somewhere in the struggle, and her eyes are so damned blue they put the sky above to shame. Lena doesn’t realize she’s been staring until Kara is standing directly in front of her, crouched so she can meet Lena’s eyes, concern knitting her brow. “Are you alright? You kinda zoned out, there.” She presses the back of a warm hand to Lena’s forehead, which, honestly, does not help Lena compose herself.' Lena gets into an accident, and Kara saves her life. As one does.But when Cadmus starts gunning for Lena, she finds herself stuck with the extended Danvers-Kent-Lane-Schott-Olsen family for the holidays.She supposes, though, that she'll have to make the best of it. (You do NOT need to read Maggie Sawyer's Guide before reading this, but I highly recommend it because the context makes the dynamics better and the jokes funnier.)

One fateful Saturday morning, Tony makes the choice to eat breakfast at his favorite cafe, surprisingly mundane in his MIT hoodie and harboring an insatiable need for a mug of black coffee. Next thing he knows, he gets a face full of window glass and one Bucky Barnes quite literally crashing into his life, clad in sinful black body gear and armed with a devilishly sly smirk that has a 110% chance of being exactly Tony's type. Bucky is completely charmed by Tony, Steve not far behind. At this point, Tony's main concern is just staying alive, preferably long enough so he can attempt to seduce the head of the Carter crime family, and his second-in-command. When chaos ensues, it surprises no one. OR.... the one where Tony calls Bucky a murder muffin and Steve is so on board with that.

Hawks manages to keep his baby a secret from Dabi for a grand total of two months. Once Dabi finds out about him, he starts coming around a lot more often, usually at night. These are snippets of their time together. Hawks smiles as he helps him to stand on wobbly feet, both thumbs lost in a tight-fisted grip. Toma coos at him and Hawks coos back. To his surprise—and Dabi’s, judging by the look on his face—Toma then turns and makes the same sound at him. Dabi huffs a breath and reaches out a hand to stroke over Toma’s fuzzy head. “I don’t know how to make that sound, kid.”

After the mess at Qiu Manor, Shen Yuan had been enjoying cultivation as a wandering cultivator in a way he never could in his previous transmigration. But vacation’s over, and it’s time to head to Cang Qiong and do some pre-(LBH)-game-planning. What kind of “essential plotpoints” will he have to navigate this time?

The Narada incident has just been dealt with, and Kirk is realizing that he's in worse shape than he would like to admit. (Previously titled "Could Only Handle So Much")

Peter can't stop looking at and thinking about Wade's great big arms and shoulders and hands and back. He's fine. (He's not fine.)

“I heard that we should find the ugliest king.” I suddenly felt a gaze and saw Yoo Jonghyuk staring quietly at me. What was he looking at? OR, Yoo Jonghyuk can't understand why people keep calling his perfectly normal-looking companion 'ugly'. In a strange fit of restlessness, Yoo Jonghyuk decides to get up close and personal to figure it out. Kim Dokja is confused as to why this protagonist is squishing his poor cheeks, and Nirvana is firmly under the impression that Yoo Jonghyuk is in love with Kim Dokja.

“Oh spirits,” Azula says, grinning widely. The Water Tribe is full of idiots. “You don’t want to marry Zuko, he’s useless. Also, he’s already engaged.” “He is?” Yue blinks at her. “Of course he is, he’s going to be the Fire Lord, he’s been engaged since he was twelve,” Azula says. A useless Fire Lord who she’s going to have to prop up, if not outright usurp, but Fire Lord all the same. The things she does for this family, she swears.

There was no madness in the eyes looking out from behind lank white hair, close enough he could reach out and brush it behind the witcher's ear. "Are you bound to defend and serve me?" Julian asked, tilting his head slightly. "Yes," the wolf growled, low and rumbling and nearly inaudible. ----- Prince Julian of Kerack, when he came of age and was officially named his father's heir, was gifted four bound and controlled witchers by the king of Kaedwen: the last four wolves of Kaer Morhen. Julian would prefer to accept the gift and set them free, but is forbidden from doing that on pain of their deaths. So instead, all he can do is apologize and treat them decently. This simple, compassionate act sets off a series of events that will irrevocably change his life, his witchers' lives, and the lives of everyone living in the Northern Kingdoms.