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So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out. Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.” “Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?” “I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?” “Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?” or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).

해적과 선원 간의 끝없는 전투가 바다를 지배하는 세상에서 박지민은 본토 동쪽에 있는 작고 재미없는 섬에 있는 작은 마을에서 사는 것에 만족하고 있습니다.그는 선과 악의 유혈 사태, 무고한 자와 정죄받은 자 모두를 무자비하게 죽이는 일, 끊임없는 질서 확립과 와해와는 아무 상관이 없기를 원합니다.그가 원하는 것은 평화입니다. 자신이 태어난 마을에서 삶을 살고, 아름다운 숲에서 하루를 보내고, 축복받은 룬의 힘을 사용하여 자신이 그토록 사랑하는 집을 가꾸는 것입니다. 하지만 섬이 해적들의 공격을 받게 되면 지민은 평화에 대한 모든 생각을 뒤로하고 악명 높은 동양의 검은 여우 민윤기가 선장을 맡은 해적선 어거스트에 승선하는 것 말고는 다른 선택의 여지가 없습니다. 참고: 속편에 대한 정보는 에필로그 저자의 노트에서 확인할 수 있습니다.

'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

What kind of shenanigans and reactions will MHA characters have when they watch Death Battle? Answer: laughter, romantic drama, and real drama. Enough Talk! Its TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross.

“3주”라고 데릭은 말합니다. “아직도 그러고 싶지 않아요.” 스타일스가 말한다. 데릭은 “돈을 지불할게.” 라고 말했고, 그 말에 스타일즈가 관심을 갖게 됐어요.알프의 앤티크는 좋은 직업일지 몰라도 고소득 직업은 아니고, 스타일스 학비의 절반은 재정 지원에서 나오는 거니까... 스타일즈는 이렇게 묻습니다. “얼마예요. 우리 여기서 얘기하는 거예요?왜냐면 난 네 가족을 잘 알거든, 친구그리고 나면 좀 어색해질 거예요” “우리 가족은 네가 세상에 줄 선물이라고 생각해.” 데릭은 질투하는 듯 말했다. “우리가 헤어질 때 아마 나한테 화가 날 테니까 걱정하지 마세요.오백 달러.” Stiles는 “천 달러”라고 말합니다. 스크류 윤리 때문이죠.헤일 제품군도 유명하죠.데릭은 딜을 할 수 있어.

When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best. A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one. “You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.” “I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing. “You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.” Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!

Harry finds out that his dad is alive, has been the whole time. Instead of being overjoyed, Harry's disgusted. His dad left earth and abandoned his friends. Every painful thing he's ever gone through can be traced back to one man. Now Harry's got super strength he can't control and an almost unnecessary amount of magical power. His dad might be living it up with the Avengers now but not for long. With the help of his friends, Harry comes up with a plan for revenge. Get ready Avengers, Harry's out to punch a god.

헤르미온느는 드레이코에게 기사단을 염탐하도록 설득하고 그녀는 그의 핸들러가 됩니다.하지만 그의 진정한 동기는 무엇일까요?그 사람이 아직 그걸 스스로 알아내고 있는지는 말하기 어려워요. 우승자: 2022년 레딧 최고의 드라미오네 픽스 4위 워타임 2위 BAMF!헤르미온느 ... 드레이코가 그녀를 잘랐어요.“넌 내 지팡이를 가지고 있을지 몰라도 여기의 정보 흐름을 통제할 수는 없잖아.목숨이 걸린 건 아니에요.” 그레인저는 자신의 주장에 화가 났어요.“매일 제 목숨이 위태로워요.” “그래요.입니다.제 거예요.”그는 으르렁거렸다.“내 망할 지팡이 좀 줘. 나한테 연락할 때 너무 뻔뻔하게 말하지 마.” 그녀는 눈을 가늘게 떴다.“다음엔 더 조심하겠다고 이미 말했잖아.” 그래야 할 것 같아요. “한 가지 더.” “뭐, 말포이?”그녀는 원하는 정보를 얻지 못했다는 사실에 여전히 화가 난 채 입을 다물었습니다. 그는 이 일이 얼마나 중요한지 그녀가 이해할 수 있도록 손가락으로 그녀를 가리켰다.“오클루먼시를 배워야 해요.네가 붙잡히면 난 죽는 거야.” 그녀는 반항적인 자세로 뒤를 돌아봤어요.“우리 둘 다 그래요.” 그는 그 말에 이의를 제기할 수 없었어요. 그녀는 그의 지팡이를 바닥에 던지고는 금이 간 채로 사라졌어요.

(aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate') Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)

There he was: sitting splay-legged on the altar, one muddy combat boot propped up on the edge, with a self-satisfied grin on his face and a relaxed aura, in spite of the war raging outside. Izuku wasn’t sure what he’d expected to see his first day evacuating humans from the Rapture zone, but it sure as hell wasn’t a Demon with the same goal. A story about falling, in more ways than one. Podfic

Midoriya’s quirk isn’t what anyone is expecting. That's not to say it’s bad, quite the opposite, it’s just that things are put in a different perspective when you regularly die. Midoriya still dreams of becoming a hero, and when he does- well no one was expecting this. Aizawa needs a vacation. All Might doesn’t know how to handle his suicidal successor.Bakugou is the only student that isn’t absolutely terrified of this cheerful yet surprisingly deadly hero in training. And Midoriya? Well, he’s a little bitch with no regard for personal safety, and someone decided to give him an enhanced strength quirk on top of it. AKA Midoriya has an immortality quirk and no one knows how to handle it, including Midoriya himself. Might as well fake it till he makes it. What’s the worst that can happen?

Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started. “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?” Podfic & Chinese translation available! See notes

Naruto’s friends are gone, his lover is dying, Konoha is destroyed, and Madara’s second return has pushed the entire world to the brink. Hunted and harried, Naruto is sent back in time to upend Madara’s plan before it even starts, and sets about changing everything. Butterfly effect nothing: the world is at stake, and Naruto is hardly about to let it fall to ruin once more. Not while he’s still breathing.

The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

한 은하계에서는 소설을 읽은 적이 없습니다.다른 곳에서는 산사태가 시작되죠. 아니면 만달로리안들이 자신들 대부분이 파트너에게서 찾고 있는 것이 바로 제다이라는 것을 알게 되면 어떤 일이 벌어질까요?

What happens when a suspicious letter was sent to all the clans, inviting them to an appointed location to learn about the truth of thirteen years ago and now? Will the Yiling Patriarch finally get the justice he seeks? Will Hanguang-Jun lose some of his regret? Will Jiang Cheng find the peace he desperately needs? And will the other Sect Leaders finally realize what a piece of shit they are get the faceslapping they deserve? But most importantly, will Wei Wuxian allow a drunk Lan Zhan to be viewed by the public? Find out in the epic series of the characters watching the Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation!Spanish Translation,Korean Translation

Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend.

It's said that every soul is connected to another by a red thread, and that these two souls are destined to meet. The thread, though it may tangle or stretch, will never break. That's not your experience, lucky or unlucky enough as you are to see the strings that bind people together. A red thread is developed and grown, not born, and you've worked hard to weed out any semblance of crimson that might cling to you. You pay your bills, you keep your head down, and you find whatever lost people or items you're hired to sniff out. Then the Devil of Hell's Kitchen tags along on a job, and your plan falls apart. Starts prior to Into the Ring, and loosely follows the canon timeline. There is eventually smut, so enter at your peril. Reader is never physically described but uses a false name and may be treated as an OC.

Eleven years after the war, Draco Malfoy leads a quiet, boring, and perfectly respectable life, thanks very much. Or, at least he does, until a sudden and very unexpected veela awakening causes him to throw soup all over Harry Potter in the middle of the Ministry cafeteria.

Iroh insists they create a new life and identity in Ba Sing Se. Zuko wants nothing more than to bide his time until his next opportunity to return home, until he realizes ‘Lee’ can get away with things Zuko never could.Zuko dons the mantle of the Blue Spirit again only to lose his focus when the Avatar comes to the city. This time, however, his attention is drawn to the annoying Southern Tribe warrior.

John is Sherlock's internet boyfriend - from CANADA. No one thinks he's real.

They sought her out for conversation sometimes, cornering her in the garden or at the park, not that they ever had much to say. Really, Harriet thought snakes were rather dull. --------- Harriet Potter has always been odd. Between having a shadow that moves on its own and chatting with grass snakes, learning she's a witch really isn't the strangest thing to happen to the bespectacled girl with a lightning scar on her neck. Harriet attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where she makes new friends, encounters a prickly Potions Master, learns about the Boy Who Lived, and meets the enigmatic Defense Against the Dark Arts instructor, Professor Tom Slytherin.

Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. There's a voice on the wind and another lifetime in his head, and it’s time for Uzushio’s Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it’s time to call her people home.)

Marinette could go on about why she hated Adrien Agreste—from his unfunny pranks to his ineffable attractiveness—ever since he had the audacity that day with the umbrella. And yet, here she was fake-dating him while in love with a superhero. (The adrienette enemy x fake-dating au, with fanart)

Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples. Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.

“Okay, what we know so far.” Hermione listed, "One, our magic is drawing us together. Two, we can use each other’s wands. Three, there were actual sparks when you touched me." After an infant binding ritual magically joins Hermione and Draco to counteract the Black family blood curse, they must navigate the secret binding through their years together at Hogwarts.

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well.

During their mission to Wave, Sakura realises how behind she is in her training and decides to do something about it. She vows to become a shinobi her Village and her teammates can respect and depend on. But Sakura has always been a paper-ninja, so her first stop for inspiration is the library where she finds unexpected help in the form of one very bored tokujo who quickly goes on to become an integral part of her life. Soon, despite the neglect of her sensei and all odds seemingly against her, Sakura's destiny begins to change.

“Uhh, Mr. Stark?” Peter said.“What is it, Spiderman? You okay?”“I’m fine but…I think we might have a ghost fighting on our side.”“Impossible.” Thor interrupted. “Ghosts hate the living.”“Yeah well one just saved my life and made a joke about New York’s rat problems.”Silence over the radio. Or, New York City isn't prepared for a ghostly invasion. The Avengers are finally all in the same place again. Thor and Bruce are back from space with a semi-reformed chaos god and a thousand refugees in tow. Steve and the Rogues have got their pardons and are ready to start being heroes again. But Tony isn't ready trust, neither is his new protegee Spiderman. The fractured team can't seem to come together. It's a good thing then that Danny Phantom is ready to save the day. That doesn't mean anyone is prepared for when he keeps showing up. NOW COMPLETE!

Harry is paired up with every girl in the Potter universe. All girls chosen are what I deem smart or brainy. That means no Ginny or Molly chaps in this. There are many more girls in this then what I've listed above, it's too many to put on there. This series will have chaps that range from G to NC-17 really. All chaps that are NC-17 will have a warning before the chap begins also along with any other warning if any.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.

Stiles learns that even with werewolves, giant lizards and psychopathic hunters on the loose, life can still find other ways to screw with you. Case in point: everyone keeps assuming he and Derek are a couple. What the hell?

Dialing a wrong number was no unusual occurrence. Everyone did it once in a while, and Katsuki was well aware of that fact. However, possessing this knowledge made it no less aggravating for him to discover — a full two minutes into his rant about his day — that he’d been venting his frustrations to a complete stranger. As if that wasn't enough, said stranger was also inexplicably determined to hear his story to its end.