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Harry realizes that he's a horcrux a year early. Desperate to help her best friend, Hermione discovers a ritual that can save him. The problem? Harry needs to have sex with and bond with seven witches.

Iwaizumi blinked his gaze over to Oikawa, "Last time was supposed to be a one time thing," he said, voice low, lacking some conviction. Oikawa's lips twitched into a smirk and he brought them hovering just over Iwaizumi's, "One time thing, Two time thing, what's it matter as long as it's not a Relationship thing?"

College AU where Chuuya finds out that the boy he drunkenly made out with the night of orientation is his new roommate. His arrogant, smug, very straight roommate. And the boys are each convinced the other is trying to ruin their life by making them go absolutely insane. Turkish Translation Here Vietnamese Translation Here

A Golden Girl missing.A Slytherin Prince trapped.An Order holding secrets.And a Dark Lord ruling. Warning: Dark AU (not dark main character) with deep discussions of trauma caused by physical, emotional, and sexual abuse. This fic starts out in the midst of the darkness, and shows the trauma, and healing journeys of each character as they fight to keep as much of themselves as possible, in a world trying to take it all. (The rape is not between Draco and Hermione)

Set after the Merlin Series 5 Finale "Diamond of the Day".Canon Compliant. In Character. Arthur Pendragon Returns.Cover art by Lao-Pendragon ------ For many long years Merlin waited. For the other part of his soul, for the other half of his life. He was born to serve Arthur. So that meant he was also born to wait. Even if it took a thousand years. Even if the wait seemed never to end. Until one day, suddenly, it did. When Arthur stumbles from the Lake of Avalon 1,500 years after his death, he finds a world unlike the one he knew. Faced with the loss of everyone he loved, and the threat of impending prophecy, Arthur must learn what it means to be not just a king, but the Once and Future King. Merlin does all he can to guide him, even as he struggles to hide his love for his king, and his fear of losing him again. Story includes sass, banter, horseplay, & True Love.

When the Goddess of Sex dies, Odin is desperately searching for someone to fit her role. The lust and passion are disappearing from the realms and he needs a suitable replacement. Apparently, Loki is extremely interested. After becoming the God of Sex, Loki hears you praying to him about how you want to lose your virginity. He's curious about you and decides he'd like to your answer your prayers in a bit more personal manner. Loki comes to you, ravishes you, and when neither of you can resist the temptations of one another, you quickly enter into an intimate deal full of pleasure, lust, and your complete submission. *Started as a one shot, now a chaptered fic!*

Power outages, ghost stories, and the presence of a certain orange-haired boy lead to bad decision-making on Tobio's part. He'd planned to keep his crush a secret; the universe has other plans.

An accidental audience. An unforgettable performance. An encore of epic proportions. Magic, sex, love, and kink melding into a harmonious whole. SS/LM/HG/DM

Hermione, now in her mid-20s, is back at Hogwarts to pursue higher education. Trying to forget the trauma carved into her by the war, she spends one lust-filled night with a certain pureblood. But that night will have consequences.While her personal life unravels, a string of mysterious murders forces her to work together with Draco Malfoy, who himself seems to carry many secrets. "He scared her. Not because he wielded killing curses like they were nothing, but because he seemed to understand her in a way that even she didn’t. The more she let him in, the more power he had to destroy her." Come for the smut, stay for the plot. Read if you like:- Murder mystery- Dark Arts- Hurt/ Comfort- Hermione and Draco both deal with PTSD- Angst, so much angst

Part 2 of Kismet Trilogy: The story that started it all. This is the story of Sirius Black only spending 4 years in prison before he is finally given a trial and able to raise Harry with Remus (platonically. It is NOT a Wolfstar fic) the way that he should have been. It is the story of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin as they learn what it means to be a father/brother/guardian to Harry while finding love themselves and it is the story of Harry Potter, a young boy with a loving home who learns about the Marauders from the two men who should have raised him as he grows into the man who will lead the war against Voldemort. Slow burn Hinny. Multiple POVs. Multiple characters and storylines. It is written in 10 parts.

“Suck it”Jeongguk stared at the man before him. “What?”“Suck the gun”“I can’t-““Suck the gun or your brain will be sucking the bullet” Jeongguk gets kidnapped by the biggest mafia in the country. If he wants to survive, he might as well do whatever he's told, whether he likes it or not.

A collection of celebrities stories getting mindbreak. First chapter - Sydney Sweeney, a sweet but alluring actress haunted by the perverts at her work place.

Jungkook isn’t adjusting well to his new life as a bunnyboy. When Seokjin catches the baby rabbit rubbing his little cock obscenely against the furniture, the men are forced to do what’s best for their maknae. Jungkook objects vehemently.

After his shower, Atsumu walks into the bedroom to find Sakusa laying a drop cloth over what looks like some kind of plastic sheet. The faint crinkle of plastic reminds Atsumu of the way Sakusa set things up the time they played with temperature; it made sense then, because between all the water, ice, and the hot wax, things got really messy. Exactly how messy are things going to get today?

Suggestions/Requests are no longer being taken as it is complete.

Based on prompt: Pretend Boyfriends AU where one of their families is always wondering why they're never in a relationship, so the other offers to pretend to be their boyfriend for some family event" Basic Steps to Getting Yourself In a Pickle With Both Your Family and The Guy You've Secretly Crushed On For Five Years (A Guide): STEP 1: After being perpetually single and constantly making up excuses to your family, give in and lie about having a boyfriend.STEP 2: Agree to bring said boyfriend to the family cottage for a week so he can be your date to your parents' wedding anniversary party.STEP 3: Panic.STEP 4: Say 'yes' when your best friend and closet crush - who you're convinced isn't interested in you that way in the least - offers to be your pretend boyfriend.STEP 5: Try your best not to fall in love with them during the trip.STEP 6: Fail miserably.

When Colin awakens, the world as he knows it has changed.

Everyone knows about the cliche love stories with the school nerd and jock.He’s a cheeky asshole who can’t seem to keep it in his pants. She’s the straight-A bookworm whose only goal is to pass chemistry. He takes off her glasses to reveal her “true beauty.” She falls in love with his supposed sensitive side. But, this one in particular doesn’t quite follow the same boring formula.He’s the star hockey player forced to take an art course. He’s the stubborn art major who just wants one stress-free year. And it’s gonna take a lot more than the glasses move and some smooth talking for either of them in this story to budge.

“It’ll be a phrase you’d say in bed,” Ginny supplied, grinning. “It has to be something provocative.” Hermione clicked her tongue. “Be sensible. It will be on my body forever.” “You can choose the phrase,” Ginny said magnanimously, then tilted her head, considering her. “And where. On your bum might be nice, for instance.” “I’m not getting my bum tattooed,” Hermione deadpanned, then sighed. “Fine. I’ll think of something.” “Think fast. We’ll do it first thing this weekend.” Ginny pushed to her feet, plucking up their empty glasses and walking them to the sink. --- Or, when Hermione is dared to get a tattoo.

Shade, an all-powerful demoness of lust and depravity, descends upon a group of mortals throwing a house party. With sinfully sexual potential brimming, Shade wastes little time in enacting her will. This family and their close friends are in for a night they will never forget. I'd love to hear your feedback! If you have any ideas or comments please feel free to share :) Update: Previously titled "Shade, the Sex Demoness". Changed to avoid confusion with series title.

In an act of sheer desperation, V turns to the last drone she'd ever willingly turn to, expecting nothing more than a one night stand to alleviate her sexual frustration. But when Uzi comes to her weeks later with some shocking news, V quickly realizes that their supposed one and done deal came with an unforseen consequence. Now they've got to get along as they try and figure out what the future has in store for them. [ formerly just strange love ]

Jisung didn’t prepare for this. He was meant to just— tell Minho he’s gay— not ask him to have sex with him. The glass must have been a literal breaking point for his feeble self control. “Because I trust you,” Jisung can’t even look Minho in the eye. “Because you’re attractive, and you’re always gentle with me, and I think you’d make it good.” Minho’s hold tightens, squeezing Jisung a bit too firmly. “I’d make it good for you, Jisung.” (OR: Jisung learns how to access the encyclopedia of his own emotions.)

In a moment of blind desperation to one-up Alastor, Vox puts himself in a compromising situation that leaves him worse for wear. His state triggers something in Valentino who decides to change the nature of their relationship.

Stiles is a first-class citizen of the Kingdom. He’s held in the highest regard and treated as a precious doll. Stiles thinks he’s a prisoner. He’s watched every waking and sleeping moment of the day to make sure he maintains the proper decorum of an Omega. When he’s gifted to Alpha Lord Hale, he thinks his days of a lonely, lustful Omega are over. But there’s nothing ‘sexy’ about his marriage, not when the sex is observed. It’s a function to further an elite bloodline. It’s a ritual—The Ritual—with privacy sheets and attendants who witness the pathetic joining between an Alpha and his Omega. Stiles is destined to never feel a hard cock in his hand, not even his own. He’ll never have an orgasm and never have that aching emptiness deep within him filled. Or will he? 😉COMPLETE!

He clicks on the link. It redirects him to twitter, and Zoro goes still immediately once the post opens, his eyes widening as the pictures load. Whatever he's been expecting, it surely wasn't that._OR Sanji is the proud owner of a femboy account and posts adult content to the internet to get by in life; Zoro just happens to like the man's smile (and content). Shenanigans ensue.

Megumi pushed forward through Sukuna’s arm and the alpha let him go. After climbing the steps to the next landing, he paused and looked down. Sukuna was still there, watching him with those hypnotic eyes. “It was nice to see you, Sukuna,” he said flatly, trying to revert to being coldly polite, then continued running up the stairs. “Oh it was nice to see you as well, Megumi.” He heard the voice echo beneath his feet, but set his lips together and continued on. Megumi didn’t present on time, and he was fine with that. It was MUCH easier to be a beta anyway. Now he could just sit back, relax, and breeze through his senior year of high school. However, despite his attempts to remain invisible, he soon catches the eye of his best friend's older brother, Sukuna. Going to be updating tags as I go!

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and the reunion sweeter.

[on hiatus, be back soon!] "So you've literally never had an orgasm?" Lesso asks finally, astonished, and no, Clarissa was wrong: the silence was definitely better. "Holy shit." or Clarissa has never explored the whole intimacy thing, and Lesso is a very good teacher.

"Lucifer could still remember the first time he’d seen Adam. Vividly. It was one of those memories that never quite seemed to fade. That tilted its head up in defiance at the cruel hand of time and stood its ground, refusing to be dulled by something so trivial as eternity. He had been beautiful." or An AU where Adam and Lucifer knew one another a bit more intimately during their time in Eden (and what comes after).

“Are you insinuating that I’m not entertaining?” “I’m insinuating that you’re lazy.” A couple of small donations come in at once, tearing Suguru’s eyes away from the drawing to read the names. His view count has shot up by almost a hundred; he always gets more engagement when Satoru is on call with him. Not that that sort of thing really matters to him, but it is a little funny, and he can’t help but smile ironically and shake his head to himself. Suguru is a part-time tattoo artist (per his own wishes) and part-time streamer (per Satoru's). Satoru's choice of career is anything but surprising, being a full time content creator, broadcasting himself to tens of thousands of people almost every day. They live together, work together, and know almost everything about each other.Almost.

Emily is the family cum dump and her big brothers take full advantage of that fact.

Nothing is like before as a new law was passed, which says that Omegas at the age of 22 are obliged to look for a mating partner. Should it not be possible for any reason, the Omega will be sold at an auction to an Alpha or Beta. Taehyung is anything but happy about it and doesn't give up fighting for his rights. There is a new opportunity that he takes. A journey of past memories, present and future decisions begins.

”Oh, hyung,” Hongjoong said with a sigh. He brought his fingers up to his mouth, making sure Seonghwa was watching as the alpha sucked the digits into his mouth. “You’re dripping all over my bathroom floor.” — A new family moves into the house next door to Seonghwa. After years of not understanding why his body rejects the idea of sex, everything changes on the day Seonghwa sees Hongjoong for the first time. Perhaps this alpha could be the solution to Seonghwa’s problem…

Steve is an alpha and a servant to the aging lord Howard Stark. Bucky is lord Stark's beautiful new omega bride, and the new lady of Shield Hall. At first Steve tries to keep a respectful distance to his master's young wife, but he can't help but notice that lady Stark is throwing him looks as he waits on his table. And then one night, his lordship calls for Steve with an unusal request...

One-hundred word drabbles featuring bellies, weight gain, a very chubby Draco, and a very infatuated Harry. I hope you enjoy these as much as I'm enjoying writing them.