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An accidental audience. An unforgettable performance. An encore of epic proportions. Magic, sex, love, and kink melding into a harmonious whole. SS/LM/HG/DM

Hermione is caught out after curfew. Her punishment turns her world upside down.

Wealthy CEO Kim Namjoon adopts a very special bunny hybrid as an anniversary present for his five boyfriends. This is the story of Jungkook's new life as an adopted companion, his trials and tribulations as he learns how to live as part of human society, and the friends he makes along the way. (Basically just an excuse for gratuitous bunny!Jungkook sexytimes. Open for requests.)

Harry raises an eyebrow. "Sex dice?" "Yup," Louis nods. "You know the ones we sell, one die for a body part and the other for an action to perform on that… part." "Isn't that what old married couples buy from you to spice things up?" Louis frowns and opens his mouth to tell Harry off, but then he catches his absolutely dreamy expression and can only laugh. "Yes dear, we're just like any middle-aged married couple. Except for the fact that we're in our twenties and have a box full of bondage gear under our bed." Two years after meeting in a sex shop, Harry's just returning to Louis from a month-long tour in the States, and they come up with a wholesome bonding exercise.

“I promise I will behave myself and be completely obedient to you professor. I’ll listen to your every word.” The boy said solemnly. Without knowing it, the combination of his promise and the hand shake, made his words an unbreakable wizarding vow.

Harry Potter is a slut. He literally can’t live without sex and he doesn’t care who knows it. He has no shame. ~~~~~~ This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. You’ve been warned.

How had it come to this? How had the "savior of the light" Harry Potter been thrown into the darkest part of Azkaban? Answer was simply Albus Fucking Dumbledore and his cute little 'friends'. Now, with Spanish Translation! (Traducido en Español). Many thanks to BlueWolfie 💕💕 And Russian Translation!. Thank you Bambonisha 💕💕

An alternative method of birth control goes very differently than the young woman expects. But it *does* do as promised....

A sexy sentence challenge—it’s a game I’m playing with myself. Basically, you take a random word—a verb in this case—and write a sentence using it. Condition: the sentence has to be about something sex-related. So, this is pretty much me flexing my writing muscles. Only, my brain being my brain, it doesn’t always end with one sentence. Most times, it ends up being “a sexy snippet challenge”, instead. I figured I could post those—maybe they’ll bring someone some joy…

Sherlock is 24, his older brother Mycroft has had enough. John Watson is known for training subs, looking after them until they're ready to leave and never getting emotionally attached. At least that was what he thought until he met Sherlock Holmes, the troublesome submissive who no one could tame.

Due to the nature of the requests, please read the * WARNINGS AND TAGS FOR EVERY CHAPTER * These will be individual fics, not connected in any way with different pairings, different fandoms, and possibly a wide variety of kinks.

Hermione thought everything would be roses after the war ended but a lot of things in her relationship with Ron fall short of the fantasy and what she truly needs to be satisfied. After their breakup, she searches for a place that has what she needs.

The faunus of Remnant have a secret that they rarely tell to humans. Every month, they are overcome with lust and desire, as they have evolved to mate every month, and relieve their pleasure at all costs. In other words, it's a bunch of different scenarios of different Faunus in RWBY having sex with humans and each other. UPDATE: This work is finished, but please do check out the sequel, 'Desires of the Faunus if you enjoyed. Thanks for the support!

It’s after a long two weeks of interviews and non-stop appearances that have got Harry stressed to the limit of yanking his hair out and throwing a fit and crying that Louis shows it to him, walks in the door with a sleek black bag in his left hand and inconspicuous brown one in his right.

Kim Seokjin is the head of a prominent, and powerful, pack. He never intended it that way, but he ended up collecting people, and now he wouldn't have it any other way. With four loving partners, what more could he want? All he really needs is a quiet life but an impulsive decision - and his big heart - finds him engaged to a stranger. Kim Namjoon was once the head of a pack just as important as Jin's, but that changed overnight. His pack of four was whittled down to himself and one other when his mate ran away with another Alpha. Trying to cope with the loss, he agrees to take a risk on an arranged marriage - but can he start fresh with so much baggage? Arrangements is now becoming available in Spanish.

When 18 year old Harry wakes up, he's in an unknown place. The first thing he sees is "Year of 2300." The next thing he sees is naked people, either holding a leash or wearing a collar attached to the leash. What he doesn't know is that he's been thrown into the future, where BDSM is normal and exists for everyone. However, he doesn't know a single thing about it and can't adapt to it. Thank god he has future Doms Zayn, Louis, Niall, and Liam. Or, the one where Harry is transported to a BDSM Universe and has no choice but to join the strange and unfamiliar lifestyle. Mysteries begin to unravel. DISCONTINUED.

Harry thought he had a handle on things. He hasn’t gotten papped in over a month, even the most zealous of fans have given up on finding his location, the Fortress is starting to look hospitable, and Niall just learned how to make shrimp bisque. Even having a massive crush on a gorgeous mythical woodland creature was working out for him. Most of the time. On March 31st, Harry Styles disappears. Though many speculate, only two people know where to find him: Niall, his former guitarist, and Zayn, who follows where Niall leads. The fact the biggest boy band in the world broke up two weeks earlier might be related to the disappearance. The fact Harry meets a fairy named Louis in the woods is a whole other matter. (Liam is a centaur.)

Stiles is bent over Peter's knees, his red ass in the air. The skin is warm to the touch and he whines when Peter rubs his hand over it. He's had twenty spankings so far, not much more than he's used to, but Peter's hitting him harder than usual. Stiles had shyly come to him and asked if Peter could spank him, and really make him feel it. Peter happily obliged. Or Kinktober 2017 things!

When the editor-in-chief of Mayfair Magazine insists that Penelope work with a new writer on her sex column, she wants to scream. When she finds out it’s Colin Bridgerton, she wants to murder something (or someone). It’s been five years since she last spoke to him and a lot has changed. Penelope has changed. And she is not about to let him steal her column out from under her. Especially not when he’s under her.

Shinji doesn't have a chance in hell of getting close to Asuka ... that is until he finds she's been keeping a diary with her most secret and perverted thoughts. Things snowball from there. CHAPTER 15 FINALLY DONE!

Detective Olivia Benson learns a thing or two from Eddie Ashes

Severus is a magical submissive and Harry is his dominant. See the tags.

Harry is in love with four different men: a dark Auror, a snarky Potions Master, a blond Lord, and the Dark Lord. Separately each man has Harry until they join together to show him just how mind-blowing things can be between them all.

Laxus is a strip dancer; Freed is a loyal customer who prefers to admire this erotic, muscular man from afar. When Freed hears that his favorite dancer is about to get fired, he finally gets the nerve to hire him. What starts as a simple lap dance turns into a night of sensual fetishes and complicated emotions. Freed wants to get to know this enigmatic man more. Does he dare try to "catch the thunder"?

Draco hired a dom to punish him for being a bully to Harry Potter back in Hogwarts. He required said dom to wear the glamour of Potter. Said dom, of course, did not. WARNING: English is NOT my first language, and I’m terrible at spelling and grammar. Please be tolerate. And maybe teach me? (/ω＼)And just skip over 22 and 23. I don’t think there’s problem with them but many do so do as you are told.

Louis kisses Harry's temple and looks back at the older Louis and Harry. "What were we supposed to be talking about?" "How Harry would really like you to tie him up and torture his nipples," older-Louis says. or, the orgy where louis teaches louis how to be harry's daddy by demonstrating on harry. with the aid of a few props.

Sherlock takes on a new case where a local BDSM club are involved in human trafficking, with the club specialising in the sale, torture and eventual murder of submissives. John isn't surprised in the slightest when he hears that Sherlock agreed to take the case but, when they go to the club under the guise of a Dom/sub relationship, he is surprised by how well Sherlock takes on the role of the Dominant male. And how much he begins to like it. ***DISCONTINUED***

All you wanted was to find your birth parents. You never imagined you would find so much more.

Hermione places an anonymous personal ad in The Daily Prophet. Snape is looking for a new lease on life. Will they be what the other needs, or will the past be too much for them to overcome?

Premise: Vulcans mate every seven Vulcan years, and are essentially impotent in between. Spock wants to date Jim, and Jim's willing to see if this thing can work. That isn't to say there won't be sex. There will be lots of it. Essentially a creative porn without plot story, unless the plot revolves around porn.

Turns out the Sun wasn’t the only thing that gave Kara special powers... Every full moon Kara grows a special something...and Alex helps...

In short: Everyone fucked up everything. The time is the Dark Middle Ages, even with Voldemort defeated, the Wizarding world is still a place where Omegas are seen as properties.Couldn’t sleep, Harry came across ‘The Slytherin Wall of Sluts’ that changed the rest of his life, but the cog wheel of destiny may have started to move long before that.Twelve years later, he was confronted with the presents of destiny, and struggled to deal with the mess.However, every step he took seemed to be another mistake. WARNING:1. English is NOT the author’s first language;2. Dark worldview and everyone fucked up everything;3. You might not like this story even if you like my last;4. It was my idea originally, then Mika and I discussed it, and we decided to do two different versions of it after we wrote the first chapter together. So if you came across her story, keep in mind that neither plagiarised the other.

So this is how it goes. Best day of Dean Winchester’s life. Loses his job, finds out he’s been cheated on, gets dumped, all in the course of one fucked up Thursday. Drinking himself into oblivion is the natural response, right? A chance encounter in a dingy dive bar gives Dean a new friend who sees his problems and likes him anyway. Now, as Dean struggles to pick up the pieces of his life, Castiel just might help him put them back together in a way he never expected.

Neil would always remember the first day he saw Mr. Minyard, fondly known as The Day Neil Josten’s World Was Pleasantly Rocked By Realising He Had The Most Gorgeous Lecturer On Campus.

Will Graham needs a job. Since quitting the FBI, he’s been adrift for months, broken and lost; chasing a desire he doesn’t understand in increasingly destructive ways. What he needs is stability, direction, something to help put his life back in order and quiet the buzzing in his head. A chance encounter with the classifieds might just give him exactly what he needs. Secretary Wanted.Dr. H. Lecter. Psychiatric private practice.Typing and good manners essential.Must follow direction.