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Iwaizumi blinked his gaze over to Oikawa, "Last time was supposed to be a one time thing," he said, voice low, lacking some conviction. Oikawa's lips twitched into a smirk and he brought them hovering just over Iwaizumi's, "One time thing, Two time thing, what's it matter as long as it's not a Relationship thing?"

Taehyung sets the flowers down on the dining table, plucking the card off the little holder. "Dearest Taehyung, just wanted you to know that I'm thinking about you. I hope you're thinking about me too. Love--" he pauses and squints before cocking an eyebrow and pursing his lips. "Hyung, why is the boss of your little boy band gang professing his love for me?" Yoongi drops the noodles on the floor with a loud curse as he burns his hand. Or, Taehyung's been trying his hardest to avoid Yoongi's criminal life for a long ass time, but a cute kid and his infuriating father keep pulling him deeper into the mix.

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy never intended to blow up their life's work, but that's rather what they've gone and done. Now they're trapped 200 years in the past, with a broken Time Turner, a missing snuff box, a handful of overly-eligible daughters, and a House-elf in a cable knit cardigan. It will require the combined power of their keen intellects to get them home, if they'd stop arguing long enough to use them.As it turns out, history is just one damned accident after another. For fans of Harry Potter, Jane Austen, and Connie Willis, a historical romantic comedy all about time, and getting the hell out of it.

“Your hoodie.” “Pardon me?” Draco’s eyes lit up at her bluntness. “Your. Hoodie.” Her fingers played around the edge of his collar, letting her nails scrape the inside of his neck. “What about it, Granger?” “I like it. I want it. You’re going to give it to me.” “Oh is that so?” He laughed, enamored by her demand. “And why would I do that, hmm?” “You said, and I quote, ‘Scream my name and I’ll give you anything you want’. Well I did just that, tenfold…so what I want,” Hermione pulled on the fabric until her chest collided with his, until her lips were a breath away from his ear, “is to rip this godsforsaken piece of clothing off your body, and wear it for myself while you fuck me into your expensive sheets.” ———OR——— The one where Hermione Granger gets shagged thoroughly by Professional Quidditch Player Draco Malfoy in his favorite hoodie…and other shenanigans!

Castiel Novak is a product of the system, having gone through too many foster homes since the age of seven. At fourteen, he lands himself in Sugar Lane Mobile Home Community under the care of Missouri Moseley. There, he meets one Dean Winchester. A story about teenage hooligans, growing up, and finding a home.

Lucifer could never stand Alastor’s attitude; but when the Radio Demon shows up at the palace, nearly dead, on extermination day, he decides that maybe he isn’t so bad after all. or;When Alastor arrives in Lucifer’s workroom, on death’s doorstep, the conversation that ensues paves the way for a romance they never expected. Together, they put together pieces of information that reveal a nefarious scheme that poses a direct threat to Hell and makes the hotel ground zero for a new, even worse conflict.

Harry really fucking hates Louis. Louis really fucking hates Harry, kinda. Two boys from two separate Mafia’s are forced to meet somewhere in the middle. Louis is burdened with a child and Harry is burdened with Louis.

Ten years after the war, Severus Snape is in a slump, living a quiet Muggle life far from the Wizarding World. With a nudge from Minerva McGonagall, he reluctantly joins a Muggle dating site, where users connect anonymously—no names, no photos, just personalities. He bonds with the much-younger BookGirl over shared Muggle interests, but when they finally meet, Severus discovers that his two worlds are closer than he ever imagined—and BookGirl is not who he expected. A self-indulgent happily-ever-after romantic comedy.

Lance was captured by the Galra. He was more useful alive than dead, but was notorious for being difficult to interrogate, so the Galra turned to poison. It was... less than successful.

Alternate title: The five poisons Lucifer is immune to and the one that he isn't AKA: Alastor tries to depose his competition and Lucifer is a good sport and maybe the real poison is the friends we made along the way.

“Keith is, uh, drunk. Really drunk. He is levels of drunk unforeseen.” Lance is pretty sure he can hear Shiro pinching the bridge of his nose. “What has he been drinking. I need to know which Keith we’re dealing with here.” “Which Keith? Oh god. Uh, he had a few mixed drinks earlier and then he moved on to tequila shots when I got busy and couldn’t keep an eye on him.” Lance glances through the window and sees that Keith is avoiding Glenn who is trying his damndest to get Keith to come down off the bar. Shiro sighs deeply. “Okay Lance, you’re dealing with Tila Tekeithla now.”

If anybody told Smoker that he would have a casual conversation with his boss at a pirate's wedding, he would have thought them beyond insane.

“You know, we could always …” And then Kyle wasn’t smiling either. Stan knew he had to say something else, and fast. It was easy: I’m kidding. I’m fucking with you. But it didn’t come out that way: “Like other guys in our grade haven’t.” Kyle looked like he was going to either shatter into a million pieces or kill him, because it was a fine line, and he just said, "Only once."

Harry hadn’t realized what, exactly, being the Captain Hook to Louis’ Peter Pan would entail.

The thing about falling in love is that it's not always convenient. The thing about falling in love is that sometimes it's impossible, especially when it's with your groupmate. ("How long?" Hoseok asks, and Yoongi doesn't have to prod to know what he means. How long have you been in love with him? "I dunno," he murmurs. "Forever, maybe.")

“I have a secret,” Alex whispers in his ear—he’s sprawled over Henry on the couch, calves and thighs and chests pressed together, breath washing over Henry’s skin. “I shouldn’t tell you.” “Oh?” Alex nods vehemently. “Can’t lose you,” he murmurs, fingertips on Henry’s face, and Christ that touch is deadly. “Can’t tell you I love you. You’d leave.” Henry stares. “Oh.”

The producers of Naked Attraction decide to do a 'Second Chances' edition of the show where past contestants who didn't find love on the show the first time can re-apply in hopes that the second time's a charm. Superfan of the show and season three contestant, Harry Styles, is nervous when he first finds out that Niall, Harry's roommate and production assistant on the show, has signed him up to be one of the singletons vying for a date with none other than Louis Tomlinson, from season one, who also happens to be the man Harry has pined for, drooled over, and borderline stalked since he first discovered the show. Will Louis pick Harry? Will Harry share the naked truth about his superfan and supercrush status with Louis? Will Niall Horan ever stop meddling? Find out if going au naturel can lead to a second chance at love in The Naked Truth! OR The Naked Attraction Larry AU

“If the knights are your brothers, does that make me your sister?” He looked at her for a moment. His eyes were hard like he was upset and his jaw was tight, like he was grinding his teeth. “No,” he said, eventually. “Then what am I - to you?”---Rey didn't want to leave Jakku - not without her parents, anyway. But when Kylo Ren found her there, watching him from the shadows of Niima Outpost, she didn't have much of a choice.

When Zoro has one foot in each world after his fight with Mihawk, Sanji's voice seems to bring him back from the brink. Little do they know what this means and what will unfold. /“Sleep well. They’re worried about you.” Sanji doesn’t expect a response but Zoro’s face turning in his direction with his eyes still closed like he’s looking for him somehow makes Sanji pause. Sanji furrows his brows and approaches again. “Can you–can you hear me?” He feels like a fool saying it out loud but he swears Zoro perks up from hearing it. Sanji suddenly breaks out into a cold sweat. “Well, this is insane.” Sanji has to voice out loud the complete obvious.