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When everyone found out that Izuku was quirkless, Katsuki was furious… at first. The two fell out, yeah, but it only lasted a few months.When Katsuki saw some of those extras that followed him attacking Deku, HIS Deku, he snapped. His body moved on its own, and he found himself punching, screaming, and blasting them until they ran off. Izuku looked up with tears streaming down his face, shocked.Katsuki placed a hand on his knee as he bent down to help Izuku up. “Don’t listen to a word they say, Deku. You’re still gonna be a hero. I’ll make sure of it.” Katsuki pulled the smaller boy up before lightly punching his arm. “Not as good as me, obviously. You can settle for number two.”Izuku giggled wetly and hesitantly countered, “We’ll see, Kachan. If you’re helping me, then I’ll surpass even you someday!”Katsuki scoffed and led the way back to his house. “Yeah, I’d like to see you try!”Standard quirkless Deku fic, but he and Katsuki stayed friends, and are now at the cusp of their hero careers at UA

Hermione's stuck in a broken lift with a tipsy Draco Malfoy. What a way to spend the Friday before Christmas.

At the point where Xie Lian is struggling to breathe through the intense winds, he stops and turns his back to the source of it all. He squints to trace back his footsteps, but finds they’ve already faded into smooth snow drifts at the thirty foot mark. — “…A lot of things out here can catch you off guard if you aren’t careful.”

"I will lay you bare, Akihito. I won't allow you to hide from me."Ace computer hacker Takaba Akihito is embroiled in a crucible of intrigue and self discovery when he becomes the focus of Japan's top crime lord Asami Ryuichi as well as a mysterious and dangerous adversary.Or, where Akihito Pwns it, Asami is the master of double entendres, and naked wrestling is sometimes the only possible recourse. ADULTS ONLY.

Harry hadn't expected Bella Swan when he moved into the house Sirius left for Harry in his Will. He hadn't expected Edward Cullen either. And it was safe to say that Bella didn't expect Harry and Edward, and that Edward didn't expect Bella and Harry. Who knew that a wizard, a muggle, and a vampire could forge such a great relationship?

You managed to convince Astarion not to go through with the Rite of Profane Ascension. He remains a vampire spawn, and you now offer your blood from time to time to help with his sanguine hunger until a solution is found. Even though you had both decided to stay as friends back at Moonrise Towers, lines begin to blur once more as other cravings come to the surface… and things with Astarion are seldom uncomplicated. _____________ Impatience gripped your nerves ferociously. "These things take time, Astarion." "Oh, my darling… I have all the time in the world, but you only have a limited supply of blood," he whispered softly and you could almost taste his taunting words.

“It’ll be a phrase you’d say in bed,” Ginny supplied, grinning. “It has to be something provocative.” Hermione clicked her tongue. “Be sensible. It will be on my body forever.” “You can choose the phrase,” Ginny said magnanimously, then tilted her head, considering her. “And where. On your bum might be nice, for instance.” “I’m not getting my bum tattooed,” Hermione deadpanned, then sighed. “Fine. I’ll think of something.” “Think fast. We’ll do it first thing this weekend.” Ginny pushed to her feet, plucking up their empty glasses and walking them to the sink. --- Or, when Hermione is dared to get a tattoo.

There was a certain look that Aziraphale wore occasionally—a pinched sort of moue that looked like he’d just taken a very large mouthful of cinnamon—which meant he thought Crowley was being ridiculous. He had put it on. “Hang on,” he had said. “You want us to do human things?” * If you're going to go native, you might as well go all the way.

“Chat Noir, you and Ladybug are in danger of losing your miraculous and I’m afraid to inform you this, but… it is your fault.” Master Fu announced gravely. A story In which an oblivious Adrien is given a nearly impossible task and has to fix a problem that he didn't even know that he kind of started. The angst is high and It gets rough people! Marinette is stressed out, Ladybug is attracting akumas, the kwami are sick, Chloe and Kagami are kinda cool and Lila is an evil 😈 (enter colorful metaphor here). As Edmund Burke says, “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”This story is an example of when the good guys did nothing 😒... initially anyway. 😀 This story is now complete.

Instead of flying away with Chloe, the bullets, and thus the cards, fall differently for Lucifer and the Detective. Trapped and fearing for the Detective's life, the Devil threatens to do all he can to send Hell to Cain. Pierce realizes his best chance of living out the rest of his days is to keep Lucifer imprisoned and vulnerable. While their friends desperately search for them, Cain seeks to keep the two locked away. Forever. Keeping a clever detective and the Devil caged, however, is no easy feat. Meanwhile, Chloe and Lucifer are more vulnerable than ever, and forced to face some uncomfortable truths about their relationship while still trying to assure they both survive.

“Two can play at this game.” Alec had the pleasure of watching Magnus go from confused, to a slow smirk, and understanding coming to his eyes. “I might not be able to kick him out, but I can make him want to leave.” A.K.AThe story where Jace keeps interrupting Alec and Magnus's 'alone time,' and they're both super fed up.

He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake. “I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.” My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine. “Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.” OR Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar? Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?

Pro Hero power couple Todoroki Shouto and Bakugou Katsuki are out to dinner at Tokyo's best Italian restaurant to celebrate their five year wedding anniversary. Izuku Midoriya cannot believe he gets to wait on the sexiest men in the country. Are they...flirting with him?

“Why does your blood smell so strange?” The question startled Gale, who looked up from where he sat cross-legged in front of his tent, organizing his scrolls in preparation for their upcoming “visit” to the goblin camp. He’d given Astarion a wide berth since the revelation of his vampiric condition a few days earlier, so he was surprised to see the pale elf looming over him now, a peculiar expression on his face. “You know,” Gale offered with a smile, “in my extensive journeys across manifold realms, I do believe that is not a question that I’ve ever been asked before. I honestly can’t decide whether or not I should be offended.” - Of the many side effects Gale has faced as a result of his whole “being physical host to an imminently destructive magical orb” problem, he somehow never anticipated his blood now apparently smelling irresistible to vampires (or at least, one particular vampire) to be one of them.

Keith didn’t move and neither did Pidge. It was a little awkward until Keith finally said, “Maybe we could officially officiate this..?” “What do you mean?” “Fist me.” Pidge recoiled and sputtered, “Keith, what the f-” She was cut off by Shiro’s bellowing laughter from the observatory deck. With his straight face unchanged, Keith lowered his left hand with the stopwatch and lifted his right hand, fisted. Pidge actually sighed with so much relief, “OH. You mean fistbump! Right.” She slapped her forehead to remove the very very wrong image her imagination drew for her, “Holy shit, Keith, we need to work on that but yeah sure, I’d be honoured to officiate your physical contact program whatever.” Or That one time Coran realized Keith was too distant and decided to make him undergo the 'Physical Contact' Initiation Program which then led to --> 5 times the paladins realized Keith was an actual cat.

Soap seems to like the new guy. Maybe a bit too much.[ch1] Ghost thinks Soap needs to be reminded what happens when his eyes wander.[ch2] König receives an invitation.[ch3] Soap finally gets what he wants.[ch4] Ghost... has some thoughts.[ch5] Soap undertakes a challenge.[ch6] TF141 has a visitor! [tags updated with each chapter]

Scorpius and Albus have been together for awhile now and decide it's time to have a family dinner and come out to their fathers. What they're not counting on is the fact that they're not the only ones with secrets to share. A story in which innuendos are made, hoodies are worn, secrets are revealed, and Albus hides under the table, though not necessarily in that order.

Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line. Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice.

KenmaYa’ll are wild AkaashiOh shush KenmaYou and Kuroo aren’t exactly saints eitherMr. breeding kink ShrimpyI—I’m with Kenma rn and he just dropped his controllerAnd now he’s blushingAnd he smells horny KenmaShoyo stfu ShirabuThis chat went from 0-100 real quick - The omegas create a group chat where they can exchange advice and thirst over their respective mates. Horny A/B/O AU Textfic

“I wasn't taking a sneaky pic.” Louis blurted out, the guy stood at one of the urinals taking a piss.“You were.” The guy answered coolly. “I would've taken a pic with you if you'd just asked.”“No I didn't want a pic with you.”The guy turned his head, quirking his eyebrow sardonically. “No you're far too cool for that, you just wanted to violate my privacy.”Louis squeezed his eyes shut.“I'm sorry. Look..” He walked towards the guy flicking his phone out.“Hey.” The guy hunched over, hiding his junk.“Oh no no, I wasn't gonna take a pic. Fuck.” Louis threw his hands up, stopping in his tracks.“Look I'm going to show you I'm deleting it.” Louis turned his phone and the pic disappeared.“You looked familiar, I was going to send it to my friend and ask who you were, I'm sorry, dick move.” Louis sighed, smiling apologetically.The guy zipped and walked to the basin.“So you invade my privacy then insult my level of fame by pretending to not know who I am.” The guy was turned away from Louis.“Look I'm...shit.” Louis inhaled noisily.The guy turned, a grin spread over his face. “I'm fucking with you.”

Utterly humiliated in the graveyard at Little Hangleton, Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. The Chamber certainly holds secrets, and "The Power He Knows Not" has been just beyond Voldemort's reach all along. Enter, a gorgeous blonde Slytherin, to guide Harry through Pureblood society and lead him to love and victory. M for multiple reasons. Hogwarts starts at 14, of age at 21.

Nick goes to a club as part of his rugby duties to perform as a Go-Go dancer for the evening and meets "Blue" (aka Charlie). The chemistry is amazing, and they begin an emotional journey of learning to love each other and one’s self that involves lots of sex.

An assortment of ficlets from various tumblr prompts and rabid plotbunnies. Chapter: 89: the envelope (Steve/Darcy)Chapter 90: GBBO (gen)Chapter 91: unbreakable-ish (Darcy & Pietro)Chapter 92:what the duff? (Darcy/Johnny)Chapter 93: the lake district (Darcy/Steve)Chapter 94: parker (Darcy & Tony)Chapter 95: the vegetable patch (pre-Darcy/Pietro)Chapter 96: not the hawkeye you're looking for (Darcy - slight Darcy/Steve)

In the span of a week, Amity Blight (yes, that Amity, the wild-haired, pink-dressed, undisputed queen of Hexside ruling on a seat of flames) falls off her throne. Literally. It’s all Noceda’s fault. Stupid beanie bitch. Stupid human that sexually harassed Amity into falling for her. Stupid Luz who did the impossible—cracked the composure of Hexside’s Top Student, got into her pants, and got a girlfriend out of it too. This is a requested fic for Mouse. This fic would not exist without them. Everyone, thank Mouse.

Izuku has been a hero long enough that kidnapping and torture methods are hardly effective these days anyway. And just who the hell names themselves False Swallow anyway? That's just asking to be made fun of.

He fires a Dying Will Shot at the child he's been sent here to tutor by the Vongola Ninth. What he expects is for Tsunayoshi Sawada to burst into Sky Flames; he’s from Primo’s Line, after all, for all that he’s timid and Sealed. And he does, but rather than the brilliant orange ethereal Flames he was expecting they're darker and denser.

Being "Daddy" is not easy...

Stiles finally scraped together enough money to get his own apartment and he’s really fucking proud of it, okay? He just wishes shit would stop breaking. He also wishes he hadn’t just bitched out his incredibly hot landlord, but that ship has sailed right along with his dignity.

Dearest Derek, Welcome to your 21st year! As per the wonderful tradition of the house of Hale, you will be attending some of the best places to be single that Beacon Hills has to offer today. First, it’s to the Coffee Shop on Main where you will get two lemon zest chocolate chip muffins. Listen to me very carefully, I’m going to ease you into the way this works. Buy two muffins, but you’re only going to eat one. Find someone cute to give the second one to… The letter went on, but Derek was staring at it in horror, unable to process how terrible that sounded in just the first paragraph. Today was going to suck. * Or: Derek's grandmother relishes setting her single grandchildren up on Valentine's Day. Only, less 'setting up' and more 'forcing them to run a singles-only scavenger hunt where the prize is love or at least sex'. Derek never wins. Derek never WANTS TO win.

Some of the other teachers thought Aizawa was a bit overzealous in writing such a long list of rules for his class. They were wrong. He had very good reasons for each and every one of them.

February 2020: Your best friend Jimin’s roommate recommendation, IT guy Yoongi Min, moves in with you. March 2020: Covid Lockdown. Spotify Playlist

On Tumblr, Anon asked: I read your "To Fill A Home" sterek fic and I loved it! If possible, could you write a fic in which Stiles tries to keep quiet as Derek fucks Stiles and knots him, all while Derek is having a casual conversation on the phone? Please and thank you! --- And then, Derek starts back up slow, hips moving languidly and slowly, like the tide rising onto the shore— washing over Stiles in tandem. In and out in and out till there was nothing but the sweet roll and cresting of Derek’s pelvis, thrusts deep and profound— as consuming as the ocean. Pulled and dragged Stiles fell, like a current or riptide, he was caught in the motions. His man and salted sweat dressed his skin like cloth, shielding him away from the world, unheard in his vacancy.

Loki scowled, "You seem to regard me as something I'm not." "—And what's that?" "Some...some self-serving, wanton plaything who bows to the highest bidder." "That's not how I see you at all, Loki." Mobius said, unexpectedly earnest. "We all play roles sometimes."

Harry could cope with being in love with Draco, it was the needing to get fucked by him that was driving Harry insane.

Stiles thinks it'll be funny to take advantage of Derek's superhuman hearing. Whilst he's sitting in Derek's car. Whilst Derek is in the Stilinski house, having a man-to-man talk with his father about his intentions with Stiles.