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Essentially smut with a little humor.Please do not read if you are looking for something more as plot does not have a home in this fic. This story was never meant to be a literary masterpiece and I will never claim that it or any of my other writing is up there with the greats. They are not. ThankyouX Follow my unhinged arse on insta: ada_p_rix ______ "...he’s twenty-six years old, and to this day I don’t think he’s ever finished himself off inside of a woman...” ______ Hermione and Pansy work in a shop together.Draco, Harry, Theo and Blaise all work together at the Ministry.They all meet up every Friday at the pub to have drinks.Pansy has a new fantasy potion that she likes to call 'The Erised Effect' that she's keen to try out on willing participants ... Boys are so easy to manipulate when alcohol is involved ....

CLOSED AGAIN! SORRY Have you ever wanted to read about a pairing doing whatever you wanted? Well this is the story for you! I'll write whatever you want, with any pairing! (See rules) If you are looking for a specific pairing, try clicking “Entire Work” and then use your web browser’s “Find on Page” tool and search the desired character’s name. I didn’t initially think I would have this many chapters (and these chapters are targeted towards the person who requests them), so I apologize for not making it easier to navigate!

"Let me tell you what I think," Adora says, leaning her head forward so she was nearly touching Catra's to her own, "I think you like this little game of ours. You like my attention on you, you don't even care that practically everyone, including your friends, have been staring at us since you took my hand." It's a shot in the dark but Adora is trying to get a read on where Catra actually is, because this feels... intense, in a way Adora hasn't experienced before, and it doesn't fully feel like it's because they're so-called 'enemies'. "A game? You think this is a game?" Catra raises her eyebrows at Adora's words. "I'm here to keep an eye on you, and that's it. Truly you need to get over yourself and bring that big ego of yours down a notch. It's pretty damn close to getting as big as your forehead." She bites back, a smirk on her lips. AKA HORDE LORD ADORA AU (she's really sexy)

“嗯，我叫斯泰尔斯。你是德里克·海尔吗？” “是的，”现在他的语气听起来很不耐烦。“你打电话干嘛？” “我，呃，看到了你的网站，”斯泰尔斯说着，还朝笔记本电脑比划了一下，尽管他自己也不知道为什么要这么做。“就是，关于性方面的那部分。你是个Dom之类的……我想让你支配我，拜托。” 这篇同人作品未完成，且不会再更新。阅读需谨慎。

There's an accident with Dust and Weiss wakes up with her body having changed. Let's call this what it is: an EXTREMELY LONG, shameless kinkfic full of g!p goodness. Nearly every ship is represented, and it goes some pretty wild places. You have been warned. [nsfw, g!p, kinks listed chapter-by-chapter]

Stiles thinks no one is listening, so he just... stops talking. It's just like that asshole Peter to refuse to take the hint.

You looked for this and that’s okay! Anti’s please leave. I understand what I’m doing is wrong. But it’s a coping mechanism. I’ve tried other things and trust me it just doesn’t work for me. Please be on your way. Plus, I don’t owe it to you to explain my life. Because it’s none of your business. Plus if you are here you were actively looking for problematic stuff. Anyway remember to drink water and take care of yourself <3Those of you who looked for this to distract themselves you are welcome here I have nothing but love and writing to share with you.

It's that time again! Another October, another month filled with smutty kinks! (All characters are aged up! And ongoing throughout the year and still going through 2024 since I'M STILL WORKING ON IT!!!!! 🤣)

Having an Emergency Intimacy Contact (EIC) is standard heroic procedure these days. This, of course, means that most heroes don’t really take it seriously anymore. Instead, using at least one spot on the EIC as a “fantasy pick” has become common practice. A trend that #1 Hero Dekiru might, or might not, end up regretting when he runs afoul of a villain's quirk and his EIC list is activated. Because no one was expecting Eraserhead, the demon-sensei of UA and source of Izuku's entire friend group’s lingering high school nightmares, to be Dekiru’s #1 pick. Least of all Aizawa himself.

Yuuri spends several hours taking Viktor apart at the seams with round after round of rough sex.

A pitch-black Broom Cupboard and a case of mistaken identity leaves poor Draco Malfoy reeling.

A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for my boyfriend, the Monster Girl Examiner! Started 08/24/16 and finished on 12/24/16. 26 Bad Endings.5 Secret Bad Endings.2 Normal Endings.1 True Ending. Can you find them all? 8^y The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore. Dozens of alternate paths that may lead to a Bad End, a story full of all sorts of depravity and Monster Girls plowing a group of five silly through various scenarios! Each chapter with a sex scene has the Kinks tagged on the notes at the beginning, so if you don't enjoy a particular kink, you can go ahead and skip that chapter. There's something for everyone here! **UPDATE** Added a link to an HTML, CYOA-version of this fic a friend of mine did on the first chapter's summary, feel free to check it out and thank them for their work!

Finding out that Beacon Hills was the home of the ONLY Werewolf Microbrewery changed Stiles and Scott's lives. Gone where the days that Scott had to be Stiles' DD, because finally he could drink. The icing on the cake was the fact that the owner of said bar just so happened to be none other than Derek Hale. Stiles wanted nothing more than to push Derek against a mattress, or a table, or maybe a wall. Stiles wasn't picky. He just knows that he wants him.

The rest of the pack is affected when Chan, the pack alpha, unexpectedly finds himself in a rut. (The sexy kind, not the ditch or challenging pattern of behavior kind.) An SKZ alpha/beta/omega fic in which consent is critical and betas work differently.

Collections of JJK one shots (mainly NSFW)

Once, back in Kirkwall, Cullen had an arrangement with a member of the city guard that satisfied his needs. But time changed all things, and he despaired of ever finding a similar arrangement again - that was, until he met The Iron Bull. Problem being that Bull seemed to care far more about sorting out the nitty-gritty of such an arrangement than Cullen ever has.

"The Oni part of me…" He squeezed Gorou's waist, his hand easily covering most of it, and the shudder that the action elicited didnt go unnoticed. "Wants to ruin you, General Gorou," He rasped, an uncertain smile on his face- the words were a matter of fact, but speaking them aloud like this gave them weight. Gave them truth- like he was admitting it to himself, and to Gorou now, too- what the demon side of him was demanding. It was liberating, in a way, and hearing the little gasp he earned in response was enough to encourage him to continue. "For anyone else. For any other man, so no one else can ever touch you," he continued, a little more bold, and Gorou's breath hitched audibly, eyes almost visibly glazing over as a shudder ran through his smaller body, deft hands undoing Itto's belt and slipping into the front of his pants.

Wednesday has returned home for the summer holiday's and found herself unable to focus or concentrate on her writing and worst of all, has developed writers block. But what will Wednesday do to overcome her writers block when her family say it is due to missing a certain someone?

Another year, another 30 short stories to get us through the season. Time to celebrate another month of kinktober!! Ships and kinks indexed in chapter 1 Tags will update with each posted fill.

Nights spent at the Itadori residence are some of the most joyful and comforting times of your life, and they're made all the more better by the charismatic eye candy that is Yuji Itadori's older brother. At least, until he blackmails you for his own sick pleasure.

Seungmin knew he wasn’t special. He tried countless times to gain his members' attention and affection, however, each attempt only ended in failure. Seungmin might’ve been the second youngest member in his group but he never felt like it; compared to their maknae, Seungmin felt like nothing but a second thought. Living unnoticed became Seungmin’s second nature— However, the longer his insecurities piled up, the further he found himself spiraling towards his breaking point, his insecurities overtaking his life and dragging his members down alongside him. Maybe Seungmin didn’t deserve to be loved. And if no one truly loved him maybe Seungmin needed to work for it. Maybe Seungmin needed to change himself. Maybe Seungmin lost sight of who mattered most. Maybe Seungmin lost himself in the process.

It was way better than anything you had ever expected.

This will be a series of one-shots for all of the ladies of Resident Evil 8! Requests are open on these (For anything including smut, fluff, or angst!) So if there's anything you'd like to see from me (or a continuation of anything you read here), please free to comment with it! Also, any and all feedback is greatly appreciated! Enjoy~

Steve's got ninety-five years' worth of Bucky's birthdays to catch up on.

Philza had not planned a long trip to the nether. He planned to get blaze rods, a normal trip. It would take a day, maximum. He had a town to get back to. He hadn’t planned on becoming a prisoner, and he especially hadn’t planned on becoming much, much more than that. Maybe he was missing out on a lot. Maybe the gods had other plans. Techno is the King of the Nether, or at least that’s what he proclaimed himself. If he was never to see the overworld again, he was going to spend his days gaining the most territory of anyone. He’s a force to be reckoned with… Until one avian hybrid flips his entire view on life. Could he really learn to enjoy it again? Would dark magic take that all away, or become an ally?

Adora worries She-Ra might be 'too much' for Catra in bed. Catra comes up with a plan to prove her wrong.

A night locked in Rockstar row with your favorite animatronic. Great. Time to be bored all night, unless Monty has different plans. [He does. And so does Freddy.]

He turns to Peter abruptly when he mutters something smart under his breath, his arms crossed and brows raised as Miguel instinctively bares his fangs— And then Parker’s finger hooks over his teeth, his mouth twitching into an exasperated smile. Miguel freezes, eyes wide as Peter doesn’t pull away, shaking Miguel’s head with the finger caught behind his teeth, sighing as if in disappointment. Like he’s holding the teeth of a large predator and is completely unfazed by it. (Or, Peter and his unconventional ways of calming Miguel down.)

Derek makes bad choices, especially when it comes to his love life. The Pack decides - for the good of everyone - to make the next choice for him. They choose Stiles.

Max feels funny when Victoria talks down to her. Victoria can help. Maybe. Max is in way in over her head. It’s complicated.

In the wake of 'The Incident,' as Deku has taken to calling it, he and Katsuki are left to chart the unfamiliar waters of what they both want: a relationship. (A relationship that happens to involve a lot of kinky shenanigans.)

It was meant to be a “fuck you” to the dating world as Jimin knew it. He was done with dating, fed up with alphas, so he put a message out to the world to say so. How could he have guessed the sweetest alpha ever would respond to it just to prove him wrong?

You were just a translator for the First Order. Good at your job, but otherwise quite plain and unmemorable. At least, you were, until you got the attentions of Kylo Ren. And now you're kind of in his bed. Reader/Kylo Ren, begins pre-TFA. Mostly unrepentant smut after some exposition. Tags are listed for work as whole, individuals chapters have their own tags list & ratings inside.

Will Graham needs a job. Since quitting the FBI, he’s been adrift for months, broken and lost; chasing a desire he doesn’t understand in increasingly destructive ways. What he needs is stability, direction, something to help put his life back in order and quiet the buzzing in his head. A chance encounter with the classifieds might just give him exactly what he needs. Secretary Wanted.Dr. H. Lecter. Psychiatric private practice.Typing and good manners essential.Must follow direction.

Season 1 if Will Graham thought well of himself and enjoyed his life. When he meets Hannibal, he can't resist flirting heavily and beginning to court the irresistible, elegant therapist. However, a confident, smooth Will Graham is an overwhelming prospect to Hannibal, to say the least. Can Will get past Hannibal's defenses? One thing's for sure, Will isn't giving up: he's obsessed.