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Communication is the most important element in any relationship. When a miscommunication between Namjoon and Yoongi gets blown out of proportion and Jungkook gets caught in the middle, it has unforeseen and far reaching consequences. Secrets that Jungkook didn't even know he was keeping are thrown in a bright spotlight as their lives change in the flick of a switch. AKA that one time I wanted to write a 1000 word story about Jungkook helping out a sub Yoongi, only to get snuggled to death by the rest of BTS later, and looked up 10000 words later. Send help.

From the Mind that gave you Cardinal Sin, I present to you, Sweet Tooth. Shouta Aizawa was a sensible man. And there you were, fucking with him.

He did not expect this to happen to him tonight but boy howdy was he not complaining. Nope. No siree. or Derek is a horny Fail-Wolf and Stiles is very proud of his vagina, sex ensues.

Oh fuck.The first thought to enter your mind as you barged into Natasha’s room without any warning. When you decided you had to show the trained assassin how you had just learnt how to do the very impressive knife flip she was teaching you, you certainly didn’t expect to see what you were seeing. Natasha pinned to the bed, hands tied to the headboard with red tendrils of magic and a young sokavian witch riding the older woman’s strap on.Oh fuck indeed.(Now a collection of oneshots that are mainly smut and sort of connected)

Kinktober for Dream x George x SapnapRequests are not open

“Am… Am I the only customer here?” Chan asks hesitantly. That can’t be good news. “Of course!” Seungmin says calmly. “Given the nature of the retreat, we only take on one client at a time, so don’t worry. Your stay will be completely discreet.” “The… nature of the retreat? What do you mean by that?” Chan asks, clueless. “Well, since it is a sexual liberation program, we—” Seungmin stops when Chan chokes on his own saliva, doubling over to cough violently. Chan straightens back up, wiping his wet eyes, too shocked to be embarrassed. “A what program?” He exclaims. “I’m sorry, my friend told me this was a spa retreat!”

Having received an internship offer from one of the most prestigious hero agencies in the nation, Y/N packs up her belongings in order to transfer to a university in closer proximity to her new internship. But things are never that simple -- transferring universities will bring Y/N back to her hometown and all the memories buried there, to her close childhood friends, and to a new love interest (or two). (Status: ongoing)

After King Harold's passing, Princess Iris is required by law to find a suitable husband to officially become Queen before her 25th birthday. Which is a serious headache for the young noble lady who only has a few weeks to find a consort with the proper qualities. Wisdom, kindness, affinity with the future Queen and bride to be, you presume? Who cares about any of that crap. It's sexual compatibility she's looking for! Something she hasn't found thus far among the pretty boys at Court, and it's not for lack of trying. If Princess Iris is to find the right suitor on such short notice, she'll need to think outside the box. And, since it's an arranged marriage and she can choose anyone from her Kingdom, why not use her last weeks as a bachelorette playing the field? Especially if she can torment her old strict butler Mr. Moore in the process.

The rest of the pack is affected when Chan, the pack alpha, unexpectedly finds himself in a rut. (The sexy kind, not the ditch or challenging pattern of behavior kind.) An SKZ alpha/beta/omega fic in which consent is critical and betas work differently.

He turned around almost instantly, seeming to remember something but looked up into Malfoy’s eyes first. There was a glint of trouble in Nott’s gaze and Hermione wondered just what he was planning. “I couldn’t trouble you for one of those apple pies, could I Granger?” He asked. Malfoy’s stare into the back of Nott’s head then turned feral. He looked to be extremely impatient to get Nott out of there and back to their own seats. “Of course, help yourself” she offered without really even thinking and lifted her tupperware box up to Nott’s hand so that he could easily withdraw one for himself. His long fingers wrapped delicately around one of the small pastry cases before he took a bite, looking directly at Malfoy’s face and making a small moan of satisfaction. “Mmm you should really give these a try, Draco. I think you’d love them. So sweet...” Hermione, without a word, offered for him to take one of the sweet treats as well but he simply looked at her silently as if all words had escaped him. A short shake of his head followed, hardly a polite decline but she didn’t mind. She’d been too consumed by that look in his eyes as he wet his bottom lip with his tongue to notice his reaction anyway.

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I project onto Dream and write smut. Because I can and you can't stop me.-Bottom/Sub Dream, Thighs (a lot of thighs), a lot of collars oddly enough, my sex scenes are bad and sometimes non-existent, but I try. Just a whole bunch of fun! I do take requests, but I can't promise I'll do all of them.

All things considered, the words shouldn’t have surprised George—most of the time in bed, he preferred to lay back, leaving his boyfriend to do most of the work. It was something they both enjoyed, and sure, they switched it up sometimes, but more often than not, that was how it was. He supposed he was kind of a pillow princess. The words weren’t just surprising, though. No, they were arousing. Dream was good at dirty talk, George knew that, but something about the idea of being Dream’s princess, not prince, was ridiculously fucking hot. It wasn’t a gender thing, George was confident in his gender identity, but he liked being pretty. Delicate, even. A princess.

Harry and Daphne are two sides of the same coin. Trapped in roles they did not ask for, they are headed for destinies that are not of their making. Alone, they might be powerless, but together they might just be able to change everything. They just have to make sure they don't kill each other first. Sometimes, love can bloom in the unlikeliest of places.

My self insert gets put into an ABDL BDSM Medfet Sex Asylum in the dream of experiencing the feeling of all control being taken away. This is a story of extreme sadism, masochism and infantilism.

Tony Stark is pleased to have earned a big promotion at work, but the only way to keep the position is by getting a submissive. And Tony… Tony doesn’t do submissives. Not long-term. But with his career in the balance, Tony accepts an offer from his friend Steve to take in a troubled sub. Turns out, there's more to the kid’s story than “Peter Parker is a brat.”

So, Remus is a gentle dom…But for all his good intentions, God had provided him with the two most 'mischievous', 'up to no good' 'little bastards' (all said ever so affectionately by the myriad of teachers Remus had had the joy of being scolded by) that had ever graced the halls of Hogwarts.And for that very reason, he'd had to learn to adapt. Or (bartylus comes in chapter 7) Sirius and James get into a fight and their exasperated dominant punishes them for it. + the time Remus platonically drops Reggie because he lets be realistic, his home life isn't exactly simple. (this is basically a stand alone in chapter 4, so if its not your vibe feel free to just read the first three!) +the time a dominant punishes James and Sirius and Remus goes apeshit on him ++ the time remus and Sirius take care of a very overwhelmed James potter ;) +++ the time Remus experiences Dom drop and Barty gets a sub (spoilers, it’s regulus) +++ the bdsm exam ++++ barty milking reg ++++ about a million more unrequested chapters because I can’t stop writing about these fucking characters :’)

After Schlatt and Quackity win the election, Marburg’s territory quickly spreads over the entire DreamSMP. After a failed rebellion led by Wilbur and Quackity, nearly every notable political figure on the continent has found themselves imprisoned for their “betrayal”. Now ruling over the entire SMP is Schlatt, who now has become bored in his newfound spare time as emperor. In order to keep himself entertained, he visits his prisoners.

Tattooed, tongue-pierced, bisexual, twenty-year-old Olly finds himself under a mid thirties, dominant, gruff, corporate sell-out David after Nick and Charlie’s wedding. A forbidden romance ensues.

You and Namjoon are roommates. You're both really horny one morning. So you come to an understanding: 1. It's not a regular thing.2. It happens on the couch.3. Kissing is allowed.4. Condoms, always. And just like that, you're roommates with benefits.

“You are a sub,” Yoongi growled. “You’re our sub. You’re not in charge of me or Namjoon and you barely even have any power over Jin hyung. There’s a hierarchy, and you know that, you little shit. You may have control over Hoseok, Jimin, and Taehyung, and Jin hyung may even occasionally allow you to take control of him as well, but when it comes to Namjoon and me, you are beneath us, always have been and always will be. You do what we say, how we say, and when we say it. You’re not our daddy, you’re not our master, you’re our sub, and you will understand that by the end of our alone time together, whether we have to get it through your head the easy way or the hard way.” Or Jungkook has been behaving like the disobedient brat that he is for the past few months now and Yoongi and Namjoon are finally dealing with his bad behavior.

This will include a variety of one-shots/prompts revolving around the enchanting Lady Dimitrescu. What circumstances will you find yourself in?

Just a bunch of little stories with your favorite characters from Star Wars. Including smut, fluff, angst and everything else I can think of. Leave a comment with requests about characters/plot ideas/who you want me to write next!I accept specialized reader requests, fit for how you look like or using your name<3.

A collection of somewhat interconnected smut stories following the learning, laughing, and dorky loving of Jeremy and Michael. Anywhere from 6k to 20k words a piece! Chapter 1 is an index with a description of which kinks/acts are present in each chapter, along with whether or not Michael &/or Jeremy are depicted as trans in that chapter. Requests welcome!!

Cory is your average 18 year old nerd, just starting his last year of high school. Well, mostly average. He's also gay, in the closet, and into some pretty kinky things. Sure, his only outlets for those things are the internet and his left hand, but at least his secret is safe, right? Except Cory's two best friends, Derek and Nic, recently found out about that secret. And just like many teenage boys, they're going to think with their dicks first and take advantage of the situation. With the internet as their guide, these two formulate a plan to train Cory into being their personal cocksucker and fucktoy. They're about to learn a whole lot more about themselves than they ever could have anticipated, and not thinking things through may just come back to bite them in the ass.

Soap never knows what the words, follow orders means. As long as the mission gets done who cares how it is done. This coupled with his mouthiness, finally bites him in the ass. (Each chapter can be read as a stand alone but they are a bit connected!)

They're baaaaack! Picking up where Surviving the Game left off, Marcus finds himself meeting new friends, facing new foes, and being drawn even deeper into a world he's only started to scratch the surface of understanding. Killers, Survivors, and his own family secrets will clash. Let's hope he's lucky enough to survive one more game... ~~Surviving the Game: Level 2 will return January 1st 2025! Happy Holidays!~~

The Battle of Hogwarts ended seven years ago. Time passed, and they all grew up. Friendships thought to be unbreakable crumbled under the weight of navigating existence after such a life-altering event. New friendships blossomed amidst the chaos among the most unlikely of companions.Hermione Granger and Theodore Nott had worked side by side at St. Mungo’s, specializing in treating the aftereffects of the Dark Magic that still lingered in their healing society. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy worked as partnered Aurors for the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, attempting to stop the witches and wizards from utilizing Dark Magic before they ended up in Hermione and Theo’s care.When Draco sustained an injury in the field from a form of Dark Magic they had never encountered before, with the potential for catastrophic lethality, their two worlds collided. Constantly thrust into each other's proximity, Draco and Hermione navigated a precarious balance teeming with past traumas, mutual longing, and unresolved tension.Someone had been trying to rally the remaining Death Eaters, and every clue seemed to hint at a disturbing familiarity, prompting the group to question if the War had ever really ended.

Flashback Fic: How Derek and Stiles became Dom and sub/Daddy and boy.

Becoming the personal assistant of a professional Dom isn't exactly the job Taehyung was looking for, but with time, he finds himself more and more drawn to Min Yoongi's strange world of pleasure and pain.

It starts as a bet. A really stupid bet, considering the circumstances. Neil would go to Eden's - the local BDSM club - with Kevin for two months. 'Socialization', Kevin called it. 'Making new friends'. 'Learning to act like a human fucking being for once'. (Kevin says a lot of things, few of them nice. But being right doesn't give him permission to be an asshole.) But Neil's as stupid as Kevin is tactless, apparently, because he agreed to the bet knowing FULL WELL that he's a kinky fucker who's been not-so-subtly pining for someone to dominate him for years. He's got a drawer full of lingerie and a backpack full of sex toys. A head full of fantasies. A pocket full of condoms. All he needs is someone to play with him - but that's where Andrew comes in. It feels a lot like torture to Neil, and that's exactly the problem: Neil loves being tortured. Maybe a little too much for his own damn good. Especially when Andrew's the one doing the torturing. (Kevin definitely didn't see this coming.)

Once, there was a haunted bluegrass-playing half-elf bard with a dark past who met a charmingly cringefail elven vampire with a dark past and they flirted one another into oblivion until they fell in love. They collect a group of delightful chucklefucks on the road and they all banter their way through the darkness to face their demons and save the world together. A retelling of the campaign written with sitcom-level dialogue and tons of found family and healing from trauma tropes. Very Schitt's Creek but with more violence. AKA 18 Charisma bard sees through 10 Charisma vamp-boy's bullshit and falls for him anyway. But he falls first. *updated this mf'er with an actual, like, accurate description of its contents **Now with BONUS ART all over the place (I DIE)

Caleb Widogast does not belong here. The world of sharp suits, board meetings, and billion dollar budgets is a far cry from Caleb’s preferred domain: the research lab. Where nobody cares about his faded T-shirts and raggedy jeans. But a year of industry experience will look good on his CV, and the hefty pay bump wouldn’t hurt either. How hard could a secretary gig be? What he finds behind the glittering edifice of Auriga, Wildemount’s leading name in arcane technology, is CEO Essek Thelyss, who maintains his domain with an acid tongue and an iron fist. It’s difficult not to find him intriguing, this handsome, guarded, brilliant man. It’s even more difficult not to want to please him. Caleb knows to keep it professional, though. Working late nights together at the office and lingering glances here and there don’t cross the boundaries of propriety. That is, until they do. Or: the one where Essek Thelyss loses focus and has a consensual workplace relationship. Updates weekly on Mondays. E-rated chapters: Ch. 4, 9, 13, 14, 17, 18, 22-23, 26, 32, 38

Meet Neeko Tate. Professional chef and aficionado of chaos and questionable life choices. With a mind that's fuelled by caffeine and sheer desire to push her own luck, how will she cope with being torn away from everything that gives her purpose, everything that grounds her and helps her get through each day. Can she survive a year in the Devildom, or will her luck finally run dry? The brother's really should have read the fine print before dragging this human down to hell.

Itadori Yuuji is your typical Ivy League college student: stressed, anxious, and horny as hell, but with his nose too firmly pressed into the books to do anything about it. Then he meets Ryoumen Sukuna, loses a bet, and things change. (A college AU where everyone is happy, everyone has swords, everyone is gay, and they all do crimes.)