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非盟。当面包师和平面设计师通过一个非常具体的Craigslist帖子见面时会发生什么？命运、友谊、食物，也许还有更多。

A collection of one-shots mostly featuring Jaune and the various girls of RWBY in kinky situations. Admittedly, fairly Arkos heavy, but taking reader suggestions for pairings and kinks to try out!

With riches, success, and a beautiful family, Yannis is living the American Dream. Just when he thinks things can't get any better, his wife suggests things involving their 15-year-old daughter that inflame Yannis's competitive spirit and outsized libido.

The anthology about a naive, well-endowed family who decides to become nudists in their home. It leads to all manner of seemingly impossible scenarios and mishaps. There will be a huge focus on gay incest, accidental penetrations, and ridiculous sexual situations. The characters remain the same, but they mostly don’t retain anything from other chapters. Certain stories from this anthology will be added separately to a few story series. This will keep them easier to organize but still include characters from this story. This anthology will remain the main place that I will upload Clumsy Clarks chapters. Also, none of this is real. It’s not meant to be taken seriously, whatsoever. Don’t have sex with minors or relatives! Hope you enjoy!

During Harry's final year at Hogwarts Headmistress McGonagall puts a community board connected to all the common rooms. In an effort to eliminate house rivalries it was meant to connect students from different houses. Instead girls who are broke from the war are using it as a way to sell themselves. Harry was just looking for a friend but comes out with a new hobby.

As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties. What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right? (It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)

It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? // 8th Year AU

After an experiment fosters incest between a father and son, Shibboleth Labs sign up a troubled father and daughter in desperate need of cash for a second study.

jimin already has enough on his plate, juggling a pregnancy and his teaching job, without his hot Alpha neighbor thrown into the mix.

A collection of Obey Me! smut, featuring different Reader pairings! Chapter 14: Solomon needs help obtaining some "nectar" for a spell he wants to try, and asks you for your assistance. Unbeknownst to you, the so-called nectar he needs isn't from a flower at all.

You notice Lady Dimitrescu hunched over her desk in pain and, for reasons you don't fully understand yet, want to take care of her.

After the Battle of Endor, Luke Skywalker continues his search for Jedi lore that could help him rebuild the order. But when his quest leads him and Leia to a Force-strong planet in the Unknown Regions that have been deliberately purged from public databases, but unable to find out why, they will get a lot more than they bargained for!

This is a strange but heartwarming love story of Harry Potter and Lily Evans Potter. After the death of James Potter, a paranoid Lily isolated herself and Harry from the world, not trusting anyone but herself to keep her son safe. How will this strange family fare against the dangers of Hogwarts. Keep an open mind while reading this. Harry is 13 when the fun begins. Incest! (Completed)

After burning his hands, Sherlock's unable to release his 'tension' in the usual manner. Who should he turn to? His totally, completely straight friend and flatmate who's totally not into Sherlock or his boy parts at all. Definitely. Just a bit of fun that's PWP with a hint of plot, all the way through.

“嗯，我叫斯泰尔斯。你是德里克·海尔吗？” “是的，”现在他的语气听起来很不耐烦。“你打电话干嘛？” “我，呃，看到了你的网站，”斯泰尔斯说着，还朝笔记本电脑比划了一下，尽管他自己也不知道为什么要这么做。“就是，关于性方面的那部分。你是个Dom之类的……我想让你支配我，拜托。” 这篇同人作品未完成，且不会再更新。阅读需谨慎。

“Yeah,” Yoongi goes on. “So I’m suggesting—” Namjoon suddenly catches on, tries to stop Yoongi in his tracks, even though he knows that would be impossible. If Yoongi had his mind set on something, there was no changing it. “No, no, you’re not suggesting—” “—that we have sex with each other instead,” Yoongi finishes. Although he’s a bit pink in the face, he flashes Namjoon a smirk. Little shit is reveling in the fact that Namjoon couldn’t stop him from saying it. Everyone goes quiet for what feels like a full minute. Then Taehyung lets out a loud laugh. Jimin soon joins in, leaning all over Taehyung, almost falling out of his chair. When all Yoongi does is stare at them with a straight face, Taehyung stops laughing and says, “Oh wait. You’re serious?” “Uh, yeah, I’m serious,” Yoongi says, as if it’s obvious.

i know i'm late to the party but hey here's my kinktober enjoy the porn yall

Victor falls in love with Yuuri every single time they touch each other. Yuuri loves him from the beginning. Chinese Version

This is where all my 'Question' based asks go.

This is a multi-ship chaptered collection where I will be posting all the short fics I write for my list of Kinktober/Kinkvember prompts! Each chapter will be a separate oneshot, will be labeled, and I'll update the tags as I go. [NOW COMPLETE!] Chapter 32: ot7 + "orgy"What he can do, though, is plan something to bring them together as a group, sort of like the trip he planned a couple years ago that was just the kind of healing they all desperately needed at the time.

Sequel to Karma Episodes of Jaune and the girls engaging in casual sex for mutual pleasure.

“You have never once been careful in your entire life.” Bucky huffs out a laugh. He looks away. “Maybe I’m offended you didn’t think to ask me.” He says it like a joke, but he can’t bring himself to laugh again. “Bucky,” Steve says, scandalized. “You’re my friend. I’m not gonna use you to experiment sexually.”

A sexy sentence challenge—it’s a game I’m playing with myself. Basically, you take a random word—a verb in this case—and write a sentence using it. Condition: the sentence has to be about something sex-related. So, this is pretty much me flexing my writing muscles. Only, my brain being my brain, it doesn’t always end with one sentence. Most times, it ends up being “a sexy snippet challenge”, instead. I figured I could post those—maybe they’ll bring someone some joy…

Today was, without a single doubt, the most peculiar day of Jaskier’s life. “I’m sorry,” he said to Yennefer, blinking up at her, very glad that he was seated on the side of the thin bed. “I think you just said that I’m pregnant.” The sorceress’s violet eyes harbored not an iota of humor. She crossed her arms under her ample bosom, and said, “You are pregnant.” “Pregnant with a magnificent bounty of well-crafted songs?” Her eyes narrowed. Under any other circumstances, he would have felt a mighty frisson of fear skittering down his spine. He was far too horrified of the words that rolled off her plump, red-painted lips next.“You are pregnant with a baby.”______________________________________ In which Jaskier discovers that he's mysteriously pregnant but wants the baby, Geralt finally learns to use his words after twenty years, Yennefer is so done with two idiots in love and their communication problems, and Ciri gains a new family. (The main story is complete at 10 chapters, but will be updated with codas about Geralt and Jaskier and their life following the events of the main story. Also features my art!)

John knows the human body intimately. He’s had plenty of opportunity for study as a doctor, soldier, and lover. There’s one particular body, however, he knows very little about. When Sherlock launches himself head-first into a new obsession and they get sent on a case in an unlikely location, the pair discovers each other’s bodies with confusing yet delightful (and sometimes hilarious) results.

"I'm—I'm pregnant, I just got away from an alpha, why would I want to live with another one?" Jimin doesn't particularly care if Taehyung's alpha roommate, Yoongi, can hear him. Yoongi isn't too impressed with the alpha population either. "Ohh," Taehyung says slowly. "Oh, of course. Jimin-ah, my soulmate, my best friend. Let me tell you a little bit about Jeon Jungkookie." (aka omega jimin moves in with alpha jungkook and between pregnancy hormones and jungkook being an understanding sweetheart, jimin is really goin' through it.)

In which Bond develops a preference for sleeping on Q's couch rather than in his own bed, and Q is rather more warm-hearted than M when it comes to throwing him out.

There's something going on with Cas. Dean is determined to help him through it, in whatever way he can. He might end up with more than he bargained for. OR: Dean helps Cas scratch an itch. As it were.

Harry Potter accidentally forms a harem with some of the prettiest witches he knows. They convince him that together he can stop this conflict with Voldemort. During this he gains many powers including but not limited to hypnotic spiraling eyes. NOTE:My first few chapters are not great I just started back then with writing.I may rewrite those parts if people want me too.Leave a comment if you want me to rewrite a certain chapter.

When Harry met with Lucius Malfoy to discuss the lefe debts they owe each other, he didn't expect to start sleeping with the older man and eventually falling in love with him. AU

a meticulously curated collection of stories and imagesfor your "smut-spiration"[WARNING: NSFW images in every chapter]

The reader is a first time slave and is bought by Dean. Things started out okay, but they soon take a turn for the worse. Just and idea, let me know what you think

He doesn’t let up, his hands getting even firmer, heels of his palms digging into Yoongi’s skin. Yoongi controls his breathing forcefully, but Hoseok can see through him anyway. And this is exactly why Yoongi doesn’t do massages. Yoongi closes his eyes, doesn’t want to see the little smirk on Hoseok’s face. It’s stupid. This lack of self control. When Hoseok kneads the junction between his neck and shoulder, he can’t help the blood rushing between his legs. Just can’t help it. Translations: Vietnamese, Spanish, Russian, and Portoguese on wattpad and on ao3, and Polish <3

a collection of my kinktober 2019 scenarios, to be updated every few days. these are originally posted on my tumblr, but i'm using this as a place to keep all the scenarios in one place. just a lot of smut with a different haikyuu boy (or girl) every day

“…” Yor bites onto her lower lip, her blush darkening as she moves to stuff her face into the pillow, her voice getting muffled. “…Y-yes, it is.” “Good,” He might be pulling out some new moves that are known to provoke a more sensual feeling for his clients as he works his fingers into her lower back, a spot he knows to be sensitive to most humans but—he doesn’t need her to know. “Then just relax for me, okay?” That alone manages to have her let out another moan, this time muffled, as he works her up even more. Or: a fic where Loid notices that Yor is a little stressed lately, so he proposes a harmless solution by giving her a back massage. However, that eventually leads to something a little more than what they both envisioned for tonight.