蛋糕

Somehow Harry ends up agreeing to a fake relationship with his ex-nemesis-turned-friendly-acquaintance-with-benefits, except for some reason it involves an awful lot of actual dating and, sadly, not much sex. Confused? Harry is too, but when has anything with Draco Malfoy ever been as straightforward as it seems?

A series of one-shots (And some sequels) involving unique female & Futa pairings and kinks for each chapter. Not all Relationship combinations listed in the tags, refer to Table of Contents Chapter for full list. (Summary of tags included for each chapter. Tags may contain spoilers)

Draco Malfoy has spent his whole life wanting to go down on his knees for other men, and that's by far the least of the depraved things he fantasises about. He's wanted it all for so long that he's stopped believing that there might be someone out there who might be able to give it all to him; it comes as something of a surprise to find that maybe Harry Potter can, and that maybe Harry's looking for something too.

"So, I guess we'll go?" Louis asks later, when Harry has calmed down and eaten his weight in Chinese food. He plays with this chopsticks, spearing another piece of chicken and pops it in his mouth. "I mean, I wouldn't mind. We could make it an adventure." Harry observes him, watches him seated across from him on their old living room carpet, with a container of food on his lap. He's fidgeting, avoiding meeting Harry's gaze–he probably knows that Harry's mad at him for ruining the one chance they had to get out of this situation. And he's not wrong, Harry is definitely very mad. Harry wants to strangle him and castrate him and smack him upside the head. But he's also Harry's best friend, and despite everything, despite all the fuck-ups and the plot twists and everything just not playing out the way it should, he'd still rather be stuck in this situation with Louis than any of the other boys. He's got Harry's back, and in a weird, abstract way, he knows they'll be able to get out of this situation, together. Harry sighs. "We're going," he says resignedly, his shoulders slumping. Oh well. There are definitely worse ways to spend the weekend than pretending to be engaged to his best friend.

Blonde, innocent, blue eyed Luke is working for the band and all they can think about is how to wreck him heavily.

For every day in February, I will post a drabble from a date prompt. The pairings for each day were picked with a random name wheel from a few different fandoms in advance, from that I wrote half as SFW and the other half NSFW! I've never done something like this before, so I hope you enjoy and I do a good job! Please see chapter 1 for the line up! Written for the Yato's House ~A Valentine's Mini Event~ A date a day keeps the sad away? Please make sure you read the TW/CW before you read each chapter as the contents will vary from chapter to chapter **Completed**

“Well, someone ate my cake!” Izuku yelled the only voice heard in a room of sixteen. He quickly turned to Sero, pointing his finger at him. “What about you? I’m guessing you don’t know either?” “I- I..” The boy was quickly cut off by Izuku, “I- I,” He mocked. “Just stop. Which one of you assholes ate my cake? The cake that I labeled in marker with my name, which you couldn’t even wipe off correctly for god's sake.”------- Featuring: Someone eats Izuku's cake (cough Mina) and the class finds out what true fear is. Izuku goes feral over his cake.

Ryuk tricks Light into accepting a Deal while being vague on the true price. Yaoi Ryuk x Light, future L x Light

When you have an itch you scratch it.So when Pharah and Mercy have an "itch" they wish to "scratch" each others backs. Of course they have to manage with their daily lives and the many people who try to get in between. But things have a funny way of working out when you want them so bad. And when things get ugly they know they have each other to depend on.

She wakes up in another world, completely different, but utterly familiar. She knows the people, she knows what's going to happen, but she's on the wrong side of the screen and doesn't know if any of it is real. Finding out she's now an elf, doesn't really help either. She's afraid to get too close to anyone, afraid to wake up and lose it all, but to survive she needs their help and she's going to do whatever she can to make sure they all get through it together. And then there's him. That tall bald elf who can make a lesson on magical theory more captivating than (most) cute cat videos. Will he just leave again in the end? She can't help hoping there's some way to get him to change his plans.... Cake might help.

A collection of short Drarry fanfictions written for the Kinkuary 2023 prompt series. Updated throughout the month of February. Relevant tags will be displayed in each summary so please read them before each chapter!

伦敦白杨区。1963年。 帕特西在父亲去世后从香港返回。与迪莉娅激情重逢后，她们开始一起重建生活。迪莉娅在瓦尔和菲利斯的帮助下开始了助产士的生涯。诺纳图斯之家迎来了一位新的助产士露西尔。特里克西复发，帕特西和迪莉娅都正与自己的身心健康作斗争——但寻求帮助从来都不容易。当帕特西怀疑一个家庭内部存在虐待行为，诺纳图斯之家遭遇了一场悲剧时，一切都达到了高潮。 这是一个基于第七季的小说，如果帕特西和迪莉娅没有消失并周游世界的话。尽可能贴近该剧的风格和人物，同时加入一些原创人物和情节转折。 编辑：由于个人原因，这部小说暂时停止更新。但我保证会回来继续创作！

Unable to sleep Harry joins Sirius and Remus in the kitchen and learns more about them and his own past in a nightly conversation. There is baking involved.

Tango Tek knows two things:1. Anything is flammable if you try hard enough2. Most problems can be easily outrun if you're faster than they are He is about to learn a valuable new lesson:3. Explosives are only useful if you carry them at all times And Tango will learn this, the hard way.

"There's just no fuckin' way it's been that long," he grumbles instead.

Bucky spends his 100th birthday with Steve.

Can anything good come out of Sherrinford? Well, maybe. Based on, and featuring, Ed Sheeran's song, 'How Would You feel [Paean.]'

Iggy has stopped celebrating his birthday, and Noct does not approve at all.

Lyon was bothering Juvia. He was hogging her, and Gray was getting some strange feeling. And it couldn't possibly be jealousy. Him? Crushing on Juvia? Please. Well, maybe....

Because training has kept him away all day from picking out his White Day gift, Bokuto scooped Eita up the moment he returned home and went to find it. They come up a simple bakery that could possibly have the answer he's been looking for.

Where Namjoon is looking through the window while it rains and Jin tastes his favorite pink cake. (Or when Jin enters his favorite cafe while his crush Namjoon is still inside waiting the rain to stop).

Becoming a ranger hasn’t changed any of his opinions about the other rangers. They’re still inexperienced and naïve, reckless and foolish, selfish and ignorant. But there is something, Cam realizes, that has changed between them now that he is a ranger, and he spends so much time trying to figure out exactly what it is that he misses when they actually become friends.

UNDERGOING RENOVATIONSSherlock, bored senseless, signs up for testing with Aperture Science and quickly realizes that something is amiss.NOTE: If you have never played Portal 2, the game this story pulls its background from, but you would still like to read this awesome Sherlock/Portal fan fiction, you should read this comic at http://www.thinkwithportals.com/comic/It will take you five minutes and help you with some back story.

It's Sanji's birthday and the Straw Hats try making him a cake without him realizing but the problem is, not a single one of them knows how to bake a cake!

Bucky makes his way to the kitchen after a restless night only to find you eating a cake on the floor. Adorableness ensues.

It's Tobby and Flobby's birthday!