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The Straw Hats get an opportunity to watch their show. Join them as they try to wrap their heads around everything that has happened, and figure out the extent of their trauma. Laughter, fights, and tears ensue. Russian translation in progress (ficbook)

Nedzu isn't fond of many humans, but he was rather fond of strategy games, one of which led him to meet a rather curious and interesting human with the username of "Greenbean." He found himself looking forward to their games, until one day, he got a shocking realization that Green was not only a child, but a bullied one, and suddenly he had someone to protect. And if he taught the child how to take over the world in the process, well, he was Nedzu, after all.

It's October, the time of monsters and sexy costumes so i decided to write a few monster fucker fics. Spoiler alert: I'm still going to be writing this after October. I AM NOT taking requests at the moment. If you make a request it WILL be IGNORED

That one-night stand with Draco Malfoy was a mistake. Hermione doesn't make mistakes, or at least she isn't supposed to. She's working hard at her Ministry career, however frustrating and pointless her job may be, and she's also got to live up to everyone's expectations as Hogwarts's most famous Muggle-born and a top-tier War Hero. So, why is she still sleeping with Draco Malfoy, ex-Death Eater and infamous pureblood? And why isn't she certain that she wants to stop?

It had been two and a half months since the end of Spring Break. Eddie had been cleared of all charges, The Byers were back in Hawkins like they’d never left, Vecna was dead and gone, and everything was back to normal; or rather as back to normal as Hawkins could get. Unfortunately for one Steve Harrington, his new normal seemed to be not only his inability to get a date, but also his newfound proclivity towards staring at Eddie Munson’s mouth while he dramatically narrated during a five hour Hellfire session, or counting the freckles on the bridge of his nose, or memorizing the patterns in his honey coloured eyes. What the fuck was wrong with him? (Now with Eddie’s pov added!)

when strange movement in a pharmacy catch's Casey's eye one night, no one could have known the stress, panic and confusion the next few months would bring---a turtle not in their right mind ends up in an unknown place with even more unknown threats lurking around every corner, with a hurt little one there's nothing he can do but what his mind screams. protect his bale, at any cost

Three months after ESB, Luke Skywalker is still reeling from the revelation of his parentage. When he finally cracks and tells Leia, she comes up with a plot to get Darth Vader off his back: stage his death. However, neither of them know that Darth Vader actually cares for his son, so the news ends up creating a Sith Lord hell bent on destroying anyone even remotely involved in Luke's demise. But when Leia tries to contact an in-hiding Luke, she finds that something terrible has really happened, and now no one knows where he is. Meanwhile, Darth Vader starts getting a mysterious, unwilling visitor in his dreams...

"A small part of Izuku screamed at him to do something, to run forward and save him. If this had happened just a few hours ago, before Kacchan told him to jump off a roof, before All Might had told him to give up, before his dreams had been torn apart and thrown in his face, maybe he would have. Instead, he just watched." In which Toga finds Izuku’s analysis notebook and decides to make a new friend, Izuku is maybe a little bit sadistic, and Bakugo regrets all of his life choices. ON HIATUS

“Hey kid, sorry I didn't see you there. How can I help you?” The kid shoots up and he looks scared out of his mind for a second before scowling. “I’m not a fuckin’ kid,” he snaps. Wilbur laughs softly, the kids eyes are blue, they remind him of Phil. “Right, how can I help you?” The kids’ bristling demeanor dies down instantly and he looks suddenly much more nervous. The kids posture is shit, Wilbur notices, his shoulders are up and slouched over his chest almost protectively. He starts fidgeting with sleeves of his shirt and he quickly but quietly pulls out a five dollar bill, he slides it across the bar to Wilbur. “Could I have a- could I get a-“ He pauses, shakes his head and looks up.“Hamburger and sweet potato fries,” He says it with a confident voice but scared eyes and body language. or phil, techno, and wilbur own a diner and tommy becomes a regular customer. one found family arc later and they adopt him

Aliens. Aliens! The adrenaline was slowly seeping away at this point, ragged breaths escaping him as he stared down at the defeated alien.This was literally the worst possible outcome that could’ve come from his and his foster mothers’ argument. Like, he expected maybe a scolding when he got back, or at worst the police called on him for running away, but no. Honest to god aliens. Or,Humans are a young race, and Tommy, a particularly volatile human, is plucked from his home and forced to survive in a foreign land. It certainly doesn't help with the fact that the whole of galactic society is under the impression humans lack the ability for complex thought.OR, OR, tommy is a sewer rat and the rest of space is new york city and everyone is irrationally terrified of the rat.

A detailed examination on just what exactly would happen if Dream figured out he actually cared about Hob half a millennium earlier and Hob was a bit more successful in keeping his "friend's" attention. Aka they fuck by 1889. | fanart of chapter 6 | fanart inspired by this fic |

Tommy was exiled, and Dream continued his reign over the server. Until he's ambushed by the other SMP members, who are tired of his rule. Left without any other choice, Dream runs. Leaving the SMP and everyone else behind. OR basically everyone fights against Dream bc fuck the government, and Dream leaves, and starts living his new cottagecore life in the woods. He deals w/ like guilt and shit that comes from betraying and controling ur friends, but it gets happy! if i have enough motivation to get to that part.

Tim Drake is eleven years old when he’s grabbed off the streets of Bristol while he’s on his way home. It will be okay, he tells himself: they’ll call his parents, and they’ll pay the ransom, and he’ll get to go home. There are pictures of Batman and Robin on the camera he was carrying. A lot of pictures. They don’t call his parents. They call Black Mask. -or: the one where Black Mask kidnaps Tim and tries to groom him into a ruthless heir, and Tim tries to figure out how to destroy him from the inside out. General warnings tagged, anything not covered by those is in end-of-chapter notes to avoid spoilers.

When Hannibal and Will finally made it to Europe after diving off that cliff they intended to lay low and hide in the wizarding world but after a chance meeting in London leads Hannibal to killing the Dursleys for their rudeness, he finds who he believes is their second, unloved, magical son locked away under the stairs. Seeing a chance to give his partner the child he has deprived him of twice, Hannibal lets the boy live and takes him to their home in France. Its not until seven years later, when they return to London to buy the child a wand, that they learn he is Harry Potter, The-Boy-Who-Lived. Now, Henri Graham-Lecter has to negotiate his new identity and learn to be the hero of the wizarding world. Happy 10th year anniversary! The events of NBC's Hannibal are transposed to the late 70s early 80s. Story picks up after Will and Hannibal make it to Europe. Welcome back for book 2.

(Previously titled “Above and Below”)Evan Buckley.The only Spring God in a family of war gods.When news and a long-hidden family secret turned his world on his head, he ran away from all that he knew.Through strange circumstances, he ended up in the Underworld.What happens when he meets the darkly handsome King of the Dead and finds a whole world that he fits into better than he ever did at home?

Dream wagers with Desire and loses. The price he must pay? Living out a year among humans, not in the manner of his choosing but as a married "woman", at least as far as those around him will see. Desire's one concession to Dream: that he may spend that year married to Hob Gadling, who didn't sign up for any of this. Now with art by fishydwarrows!

Harry Potter always had a very complicated relationship with the Ladies Fate, Death and Luck.After seventeen years of looking after him, he kinda thought they all left him to fend for himself when his two best friends deserted in the Forest of Dean. Apparently that is not the case at all. Harry was so not ready for them all to team up and take his life in their hands. Or, after Ron and Hermione both leave Harry to his hunt of horcruxes, everything goes to shit rather fast, and stress, dark magic and desperation result in a surprise Soulscream.

After the War Harry goes back to Hogwarts to finish his NEWTs and it`s now the Christmas holidays which Harry is spending at the Burrow. George and Fred are up to something as usual, but this time their target is poor Harry. They have managed to steal his cell phone that Arthur has found a way to fix. Will Harry find out what the twins are up to in time before any real damage is done, as they chose to text Lucius Malfoy of all people?

Jungkook is a urologist with a brilliant career ahead of him and a weak spot for pretty boys. Jimin is a pretty boy with a weak spot for older, attractive guys. OR Jungkook finger fucks Jimin into oblivion during what was supposed to be a simple prostate exam. Jimin comes back for a second appointment with another interesting 'problem' and gets railed nice and hard.

In her eighteenth year, Joana is chosen to serve the Emperor.

“Look up, please.” Hongjoong followed the instruction mindlessly, holding onto the kind tone of his voice. His gaze landed directly on his buyer, who stared back at him with big eyes. That was the first thing he noticed about him. His eyes.They were round, soft and gentle. His mind scrambled to try and make him look at the man's posture or his expensive, tailored suit. Anything that would give him a hint about his character but he couldn’t tear himself away from his gaze, eyes locked on his. There was a slight air of surprise to his buyer’s features, which Hongjoong didn’t quite know how to read.His face was beautiful, his well-kept hair making him look soft more so than fierce. He was unlike any alpha Hongjoong had ever seen.The man‘s body on the couch shifted suddenly.Was he… scared?He couldn’t help himself. Trying to provoke a stronger reaction, Hongjoong’s gaze intensified. OR When Hongjoong is sold to a rich alpha he thinks his torment is starting all over again but he didn’t account for gentle, soft spoken Seonghwa, who doesn’t act like any of the alphas Hongjoong is used to.

"I'm not healing like I should be." In his second year of university, physical therapy just isn't cutting it. Oikawa's knee is getting worse, and he can't hide it anymore. Or: the light angst, project-your-own-life-experiences-on-Oikawa knee surgery fic you didn't know you wanted.

After the war, Harry became the Master of Death, and also very, very pissed off at the world. For one, Dumbledore manipulated him his entire life. For two, Dumbledore also manipulated Tom Riddle and created Voldemort all in his manic need to rid the world of dark magic. Harry tried to live a happy life for a while, but with being stuck at seventeen, he ended up having to watch as his friends and family grew old and died. After a long time, Harry grew numb, and after many, many years and deaths later, Death made an offer to Harry. If he could change things, would he? Harry decides that yes, he would. And so, in the year 1941, Hieronymus “Harry” Peverell shows up to start his fourth year at Hogwarts.----------Title comes from the song This Is Love by Air Traffic Controller; I felt it fitting for the type of Harry Potter I'm writing. Crossposted on ff. On a short hiatus (NOT DISCONTINUED, NOT ABANDONED) until writer's block goes away and life gives me a f-cking break.

Ever since they returned from Kannabi Bridge, Rin's teammates have been acting weird. Kakashi's suddenly somehow loosened up, he's reading pornography in public, and he's making jokes. His coolness factor has gone down drastically! Obito's prone to long sullen silences, and his usual cheerfulness seems... forced. And there seems to be some sort of one-sided tension between the two. Plus Rin can't go anywhere without Obito following her. What's a girl to do? Figure out what the hell's going on, and get her team back to normal! (Or, the one where Kakashi and Obito are sent back to the past and think no one is the wiser. Their younger counterparts, due to a seal quirk, end up in their bodies. It spirals from there.)

“Dear Mr HQ. I am delighted to inform you that the Committee on Admissions has admitted you to the Class of 2023. Please accept my personal congratulations for your outstanding achievements” Quackity looked up at the group, the first sign of tears and a smile breaking out on his face. “I got in” he said, turning the letter around to show them. “I got into Harvard law!” He then cheered and the table broke out cheering and yelling. All the other customers in the dinner turned to look at them with annoyed looks. “Let’s go!” Sapnap hugged Quackity close, almost lifting him from his seat. “That’s our boyfriend! The Harvard student!” Karl cheered loudly and giggled excited. “I am a goddamn genius!” Quackity said, practically shaking and jumping in his seat, his hands were shaking with all the build up excitement. “Cambridge better watch out with you running wild” George laughed and leaned back in his seat, grabbing his milkshake. “What?” Quackity blinked and the fog of euphoria in his brain seemed to stop....or, Quackity gets into Harvard Law without Sapnap and Karl, and they find out long distance relastionship sucks a lot .

Naruto is tired of seeing Sasuke leave again and again. This time he’s going with him.

A sound caught his attention, and instantly Jason was poised to throw himself at whoever came through the door. Tense, he waited, but when the door creaked open to reveal not one person, but a whole team, he hesitated. They were carrying someone none too gently along with them, and Jason could only watch, frozen, as they completely ignored him, dumping the person into the cell, not even wincing at the sick sound their head made when it hit the ground. Jason barely had time to take in that all-too-familiar cowl before the door slammed shut, and he was alone. With Bruce fucking Wayne. Nausea swirled in his throat and he forced it down. Puking in his helmet was not fun. And yeah, he knew that from experience. What kind of sick abuse was this? Or was it just an awful, awful coincidence? * Jason's trapped in a cell with Bruce, forcing him to come to terms with all of his complicated feelings about his past and his old family. Meanwhile, Bruce's trying to figure out why he’s been captured and by who, how to escape, and why the strange, violent man he's stuck with is so oddly familiar in a way he can't name. Dick and Tim just want their dad back.

Draco's stuck working as a sex-advice columnist after the Ministry impounded both his family's money and Malfoy Manor. He traded on his sex god reputation at Hogwarts in order to get the job, but there are a few small problems: he's a virgin, and he also has no idea what he's talking about. When Hermione Granger arrives at his office, irate at the poor quality of his advice, Draco finds himself blackmailed into letting her instruct him on the proper way to give sex advice. She apparently gets up to some pretty creative sexual practices in her spare time, but she's also an irritating, intrusive know-it-all. Draco should be chomping at the bit to get rid of her, so why is he fantasizing about her all the time?

What happens when Izuku Midoriya meets All Might earlier and he gives more of his past away than he expected, with emotional support? Timeline changes, of course! With support from friends and family, friends and foes alike will witness the path of a true hero.

The Shibuya Incident brought some damaging consequences to Itadori Yuuji's life in a span of only a few hours which led him to seek comfort in Sukuna's company. With time, Sukuna becomes all Yuuji sees, needs, craves. He finds his feelings returned in the curse's eyes, but reality is too harsh. Sukuna's plans are too consequential to forsake them and give in to the feelings he's offered.

Seth lost the trial for the throne, and now he is King Horus' prisoner, to do with as Horus pleases. As Horus works through his hatred, he slowly finds punishing Seth more complicated than he imagined, especially when he uncovers more secrets in Seth's past. And when new threats to Egypt arise, Horus will need Seth's help to face them.

“I bet,” Hob starts speaking, and he just knows he’s going to say something he might regret later, “that you’d find my food appealing. I’ve had so much time to perfect my recipes.” “Really?” Dream’s got that glint in his eyes. He sits up, drawing his feet back and leaning in. “Yes. One of these times I’ll invite you over, and I’ll cook for you,” Hob promises. “Alright, Hob,” Dream says. “Deal? Damn, I’ll have to clean my place for you,” Hob laughs. ◉◈◉◈◉ Death sets up her emotionally constipated brother and a peasant from the middle ages. Dream doesn’t care for peasants. Hob’s enjoying the benefits of immortality. Neither of them realize just how much they’ve been in each other’s lives. A slow-burn for the ages, featuring twink himbo Dream and a surprisingly emotionally mature Hob Gadling. Be forewarned: both of them are stupid--and in love.

This is an AU story where Raymond Reddington does not leave Masha Rostova's life while she is young. After rescuing the four-year-old girl from the fire, he does leave her in Nebraska to be raised in secret by Sam, but he keeps in contact with her, physically appearing during various, important moments in her life. The two of them develop a profound bond throughout the years she matures from child to woman. But something happens to make Red immediately break off their contact for years. It is during her FBI training when Liz learns the man she has known for most of her life, the man she called "Red," is Raymond Reddington, the "Concierge of Crime." Eventually Red comes out of hiding to work as an asset for the FBI--but, like in the show, this is to ultimately protect her from those who wish to hunt her down. Their relationship is shattered, and yet they both find that they are still drawn to one another. Will they be able to reestablish the bond they had made while she had been growing up? Will they be able to rebuild their trust in one another? *This story is currently being illustrated. It is the wish of the artists that permission be asked to share the artwork on other sites. TY!

Connor was sure it would succeed in every mission given to it, regardless of what it would be: catching deviants, saving hostages, or integrating with humans. Being an obedient, unfeeling machine.Turns out it doesn't succeed in any.It is constantly failing everybody around it, everyone who has ever had any faith in it or hoped for its help. Connor just doesn't seem to escape being inferior. Broken.It just can't help being just itself. And Amanda deserves so much better than that. Meanwhile, Lieutenant Hank Anderson is dealing with the android partner he has been assigned against his will. The man has been trusted with a task of keeping an eye on the RK800 - a new prototype capable of advanced combat, eliminating difficult targets, stalking humans and androids alike like a predator. Should the android deviate, the consequences would be tragic. And the man is just beginning to notice the changes within Connor.But the RK800 is not the only one undergoing them.

The Mystic Falls Gang failed in their latest attempt to kill the Original Hybrid when Stefan inexplicably came to Klaus's aid and then helped him defeat Mikael. Elena's friends are now trying to make new plans. It doesn't help that Elena is having strange dreams. All she knows is that she needs to do something but little does she know the Spirits of Nature have plans of their own.