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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.

Hermione convinces Draco to spy for the Order and she becomes his handler. But what are his true motivations? Hard to say when he's still figuring that out himself. WINNER: 2022 Top Dramione Fics on Reddit4th Place Wartime2nd Place BAMF!Hermione .............................................................. Draco cut her off. “You may have my wand, but you're not in control of the flow of information here. It’s not your life on the line.” Granger bristled at his assertion. “My life is on the line every day.” “So. Is. Mine.” He growled back. “Give me my fucking wand and don’t be so bloody obvious when you contact me.” She narrowed her eyes. “I already told you I'd be more careful next time.” She better be. “One more thing.” “What, Malfoy?” she snapped, still angry she hadn’t gotten the information she wanted. He pointed his finger at her so she would understand how important this was. “You need to learn Occlumency. If you’re captured, I’m dead.” She stared back in defiance. “We both are.” He couldn’t argue with that. She tossed his wand to the floor and Disapparated with a crack.

Part 2 of Kismet Trilogy: The story that started it all. This is the story of Sirius Black only spending 4 years in prison before he is finally given a trial and able to raise Harry with Remus (platonically. It is NOT a Wolfstar fic) the way that he should have been. It is the story of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin as they learn what it means to be a father/brother/guardian to Harry while finding love themselves and it is the story of Harry Potter, a young boy with a loving home who learns about the Marauders from the two men who should have raised him as he grows into the man who will lead the war against Voldemort. Slow burn Hinny. Multiple POVs. Multiple characters and storylines. It is written in 10 parts.

Emily Potter (fem!Harry) receives a letter from Gringotts in her sixth-year summer about something urgent. It turns out that there is a will passing down the Potter family, inherited only by a very few members of the family. Emily is one of them. Emily's life takes a turn for the better since inheriting the Will of Potters, and for the first time in her life, she's enjoying herself. Futa on female, Metamorphmagus sex, underage sex. Tags will be added as the story progesses.

"In accordance with The Postwar Population Planning Act, witches or wizards above the age of seventeen will be required to form a marriage union within six months of their seventeenth birthday." Hermione falls headfirst into the Ministry's new Mandated Dating Service, following the passing of a glorified Marriage law. Her plans of finding a "tolerable man with whom she can coexist", are quickly foiled when three men earn her favor. The Catch, however, is that their identities are to remain hidden until a marriage agreement has been arranged. Who will Hermione choose? Will her decision change after she learns the identities of her three suitors?

War is over. Voldemort defeated. Hermione Granger is back at Hogwarts for her Eighth Year. It’s where she belongs. Isn’t it? Hermione is having nightmares. A certain sandy haired Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor might be the one to soothe them away, but our favourite werewolf has his own problems. Very slow burn / Will-they-won’t-they (they will).

Some people spend two years writing a spite-fic and get invested in their own versions of the characters’ children. So they plan a story around them. Me, I did that. As promised, the sequel to Kaleidoscopic Grangers. This story will be a wee bit different - these people won’t be massive world-saving heroes, but they will grow up in the world my version of the characters made, in both its positives and negatives. It’ll be a more episodic form of storytelling, so we’ll see how it goes. Don’t expect much appreciation for the Harry Potter series lmao, I quite dislike it but it’s good soil for better stories than the one Her TERFness wrote.Persephone Granger-Weasley, Dominique Weasley, and Vanya Stryde return to Hogwarts for their second year of magical education… but for the Minister’s werewolf daughter, her part-Veela cousin, and Hogwarts’ first vampire, their second year at Hogwarts will be no calmer than the first.