Gojo Satoru-centric

A collection of oneshots following a random timeline of the Getou-Gojo Family Stories.

“Would you like anything else?” “Actually, yeah.” He flashes you a grin that only promises trouble, pushing his sunglasses down with a way too exaggerated flirty expression. “Can I get your number too?” “Haha, really funny Gojo. Now, I have more clients so...” But he's already getting his phone out, as if he hasn't listened to a single word you've said. “...Oh, you're for real.” ~ ~ ~ ~Reader owns a small cafe with their own baked goods. Gojo comes in one day, and absolutely falls in love with their pastries (and with them).

Satoru and Yuuji have lived together for some time now, hiding from the world that the boy is still alive. They train, Satoru works, Yuuji does chores and cooks... Hm. Let's make it more interesting, shall we? Satoru remembered that Yuuji likes to gamble and... He came up with a great punishment for losing the bet! Or: How Yuuji became Gojou Satoru’s wife for one entire day, and how it came back to bite the man.

Gojo Satoru’s plan to reform jujutsu society via the younger generation was on the move. Zen’in Maki, Kinji Hakari, and Fushiguro Megumi were all promising students and got stronger every day. If he was patient, he’d have someone new to call an equal. Gojo just had to wait. Or maybe not. He’d shouldn’t have been surprised; this was all part of the plan after all. He just didn’t expect them to take the form of a trans-dimensional, all-powerful, psychic six-year-old with a bowl cut. Gojo wasn’t sure how he felt about this, especially since the kid would need careful supervision to prevent any property damage or bodily harm via emotional psychic outbursts. Ultimately, it didn’t matter how he felt: Kageyama Shigeo needed a teacher and Gojo Satoru needed powerful students. That's all there is to it. Or maybe not.