Gojo Satoru & Itadori Yuji

Satoru takes another step forwards, arms spreading wide in excitement, “Yūji-kun! You’re here!” “Oh my God,” the child repeats breathlessly, sounding far older than any child his age should sound, unable to tear his eyes away from Satoru. The boy shakes faintly, shock maybe, words a shaky exhale, “it’s really- you’re- you look- this is— oh my God!” Annnnd there’s really no doubting it now. Clearly those vivid dreams of war, imprisonment and eleven years of growing up is not the dream Satoru had thought it to be since waking up in the infirmary as a seventeen-year-old student, way back before the source of all his problems defected from Jujutsu society. What the hell is going on?

There's a man with slicked back pink hair that could've passed off as an older Yuuji and with the Curse User's Technique, it could've been. But– "Kill them, Sukuna!" The man– the King of Curses, albeit from a different dimension, blinks out of his daze to glare, not at them, thank god, but at the idiot who was just now realizing his mistake. "Ha? How stupid are you to have the audacity in ordering me to kill my little brother and his brats?" His what now. OR: Canon JJK meets Big Bro SIkuna and has no idea how to deal with the face of an enemy being so nice.

Yuuji is finally back in Tokyo Jujutsu High, after living with Satoru-san for two months. It's harder to get used to it than he expected, especially since everyone except for him had enough time to get to know each other better. And he kinda misses his cozy life with the man. Yuuji tries to take advice from Panda-senpai on how to get closer to others and loses the bet. Now, as a punishment, he has to hug every person he sees in a day. Or: Yuuji's hugs are addictive, and all the victims would gladly take another dose.

Satoru and Yuuji have lived together for some time now, hiding from the world that the boy is still alive. They train, Satoru works, Yuuji does chores and cooks... Hm. Let's make it more interesting, shall we? Satoru remembered that Yuuji likes to gamble and... He came up with a great punishment for losing the bet! Or: How Yuuji became Gojou Satoru’s wife for one entire day, and how it came back to bite the man.