immortality

(FIC HAS BEEN FULLY REVISED AND EDITED TO THIRD-PERSON POV! REVISED AS OF 6/30/21! WOO!) Wherein Deadpool is reluctantly hired to protect Peter Parker from an organization out to hunt him, with varying success on both ends and quite a lot of feelings, revelations, and identity crises.

"Why don't you take a swan dive off the roof? Maybe you'll get a Quirk then!" So he did. And he did. -- Now being cross-posted on my Wattpad, ChrysanthosAO3, as well as my fanfiction.net, chrysanthos!! ^^

They could come back tomorrow, or never. All he could do was prepare. Or: Izuku Midoriya wakes up one day to find all of humanity gone. Except him. (This work is ongoing.)

After decades of war, the world is on the brink of destruction, with no hope for survival. The only way to go on is to travel back in time and change everything that's gone wrong, starting with Tom Riddle. That's how Harry Potter found himself in 1941, a time he had hoped never to find himself in again. Why 1941? Death has a pretty messed up sense of humour, that's why.****In the process of editing chapters 1-20 // 2023-02-22

In its early history, the Faith of the Seven was heavily influenced by women like Hilda of the Hill, who believed in the primacy of the Mother Above All. As a result, the Faith's views on women and sex evolved in the reverse of its canonical counterpart were lust is considered a virtue, prostitution is a holy vocation, incest is accepted and polygamy are allowed. How will the game of thrones play out when the Faith has spent three centuries breeding the perfect prince, a man destined to be the avatar of the Gods and become the savior of the world; the Allfather?

Death isn't good for the soul and dead things can't die twice. Harry dies too many times to be fine. After the war he goes travelling; he and Tom Riddle always were too much alike for their own good.

My friend sent this to me on Tumblr: "I officially challenge sunshinexlollipops to write me a fluffy Sterek fic. No angst except for one small paragraph and it can not be major. High school AU. Stiles is a nerd, Derek is a jock. Tutor!Stiles. They fall in love." Challenge accepted, Krista... Sort of? -- Derek clears his throat quietly, resuming his plan on retrieving the boy’s mythology book, “Y-You dropped this…” “I know, but- thanks.” The boy snatches the book out of Derek’s hand with his mortification filling the air in a sharp, heady scent that has Derek’s wolf mentally salivating, “You’re welcome… Uh, do you know where the tutor session thing is supposed to be?” “T-That’s me,” with another addition of pink to his cheeks, the boy rushes to correct himself a little, “I mean, I’m the tutor here and this is supposed to be- oh god, I’m really butchering this, aren’t I?”

No one noticed when Izuku manifested his quirk. Not at first. A week later and people began to take notice. After a statistically improbable week without a single death, people took notice. After deadly wounds were shrugged off like nothing, people took notice. Time passed and still no one could die. When the city of Musutafu became engulfed in the phenomenon dubbed 'The Zone', people were wary. No one could uncover what caused The Zone. It was an unknown, some claimed. It went against the laws of the world, some claimed. It was profitable, others claimed. Humans adapt. It's what they do. When faced with the bizarre, humanity adapts. The strange becomes mundane. The rest of the world looks on in horror. Izuku's quirk emits a massive no-kill zone around him. This has consequences.

Things worked out just as Dumbledore planned... then magic decided to make a few adjustments. For Harry, it was more than a bit of a shock to go from a battered 150 yr old body to his newly adult status 14 yr old body. He hadn't even had a chance to finish his morning tea! But then with his luck it wasn't all that much of a surprise. Finding out that he had a chance to do it right this time was something he planned to take full advantage of. Hopefully, he wouldn't have to kill ol' Tommy boy again but he wasn't counting on that.

The Emperor was tired. After 1000 years of concubines he finally wanted something more. He wanted someone to last, to live the ages with him. He needed a Consort. (There will be a rewrite for this story but it won't be forthcoming until later in 2017.)

Being an Omega wasn't easy. But being a male Omega Shadowhunter was even worse. Alexander Lightwood is one of the best Shadowhunters, member of a prestigious family, and an Omega- and he hates his second gender, rebels against it, and everything it entitles. Until, he doesn't anymore... Magnus is an Alpha and a very powerful Warlock. On the surface, he appears aloof and laid-back- an Adonis with no lack of partners. But underneath the surface, he hides a painful past and harrowing memories. Love is a distant memory, until it isn't... This is the encounter and life of an elite Shadowhunter and a respected Downworld leader, two lonely men, two wounded hearts, two tender souls- Alpha and Omega.

Dipper Pines deals with life, homework, friendships and his increasingly complicated feelings regarding the sulking ex-dream demon living in his closet. As well as the centuries-old mysteries lurking beneath the seemingly tranquil township he calls home, but that's beginning to become par for the course.

When Jason is the victim yet again of the Joker's personal war with Batman, the batfamily begins to tear apart at the seams. Tim spearheads a risky mission to recover their fallen brother in an effort to hold them together. The last thing he expects to find on the other side of a mortuary door is a very much alive Jason Todd. But Jason's resurrection raises more questions than answers and Tim finds himself at odds with the rest of the family as he tries to uncover the truth of the second Robin's apparent immortality.

“Tommy?” The man says, his hand still wrapped around Tommy’s wrist, and Tommy falters, whipping his head around. “Are you- Is it really-?” Tommy blinks. Stares. Squints a little. At the back of his mind, it sinks in that this is a familiar face, a friend. Who Tommy met two hundred years ago. (Or, SBI are immortals just having a life, and Tommy is a time traveler who’s been wandering for quite a while.)

ENDGAME SPOILERS well, not really but better safe than sorry. Peter didn't know what would happen when he put on the gauntlet--staring the Mad Titan down. certainly not this. or: Peter was the one that used the Gauntlet and the effects were world changing. Now, Peter is a immortal, the Guardian of the Stones--keeping them safe through the passage of time, starting from the beginning. He was there when the planets started to form, and watched as civilizations grew. He got use to his new task, keeping a eye on the stones as they influenced the world around them. He had part of the stones with him, this was true--and he had long since master the use of them. However, the stones still needed to be out in the cosmos so he was more connected to the spirit of them, and it marked him. Now, he knew when the a wielder of a Stone threatened to unbalance everything and would take it away. He lived like this for millennia, unchanged--until the year of 2010 on planet Earth.

Arthur survives the battle of Camlann but discovers that Merlin is a sorcerer when Merlin kills Morgana to save Arthur’s life. Feeling angry and betrayed, Arthur banishes Merlin. Five years later, in a war-torn Camelot, Arthur is finally ready to talk to Merlin, and they realize that they can only fulfill the prophecy together, side by side. The next morning, they wake up in the past, in their young bodies. ~ “Someone or something has sent us back in time, right to the beginning, with all our memories,” Merlin says, and it’s only now that it dawns on him what that truly means. “Just imagine everything we could do, everything we could change for the better. We could make everything right this time.” Arthur hesitates for a moment. “Can we even change the future?” “Yes, I think we can”, Merlin answers with confidence and new-found hope in his voice.

Zhongli finds himself in quite the conundrum when a simple day trip with Childe, gone wrong, ends with him turning Childe immortal instead... And how he fails to inform the harbinger about this new development. Though, Zhongli supposes there'll be time to fill him in on this small detail sometime during the journey around Teyvat Childe has managed to rope him into.

One person can make a difference: sometimes large, sometimes small. This is the story of a young witch who died under mysterious circumstances and woke up in a completely different world - a world she would change just by existing. Follow the journey of Hermione Granger as she walks the path to becoming Hermione Thranduiliel, the Elvenqueen.

A sequel to The God Eater's Daughter. (The God Eater's Daughter has been published, renamed "The God Eater's Reward" and removed from Ao3. To find it Google "The God Eater's Reward" "carnal-pleasures" and "Daniel Kay." You can buy it on other booksites, but carnal-pleasures gives me the best pay out. You can find other works like this there, as well!) Now that God-Eater Bren has begun breeding his daughter, he discovers he has many other daughters in the world and must seek each one out, seduce her and bring her into his harem fold so he can impregnate her and increase his Godly powers. Comments and kudos are very much appreciated!(Commission.)

Athena has just crossed the limits, dragging Percy in their feuds. Poseidon may not be able to hurt her or her children but he was hardly the strategist of Olympus for nothing. There are so many more ways to hurt her than a physical assault. Featuring a heart-to-heart with Percy and good brother!Triton.

“What are you?” Taehyung blinked at the sudden question. The handcuffs on his wrist rattled hollowly in the tiny interrogation room as he leaned forward to peer at the pile of photographs scattered on the table. He didn't dare answer. He didn't need to do Detective Jeon Jungkook's job for him. No policeman had ever caught on to Taehyung, and he planned to keep it that way. This detective immediately proved harder to shake than most. In more ways than one. Damn it.

Magnus is gifted a Shadowhunter omega, Alec Lightwood, for helping the NY Institute. Magnus has no need for Shadowhunters, omegas or a mate. But one look at Alec and he is starting to change his mind on all counts….Things start to get very interesting when Raphael shows up at Magnus' door with his new mate; Simon. The threat of Valentine and his people become very real when Magnus opens his home to Lorenzo, Andrew and their children after they were attacked by Circle members.

After centuries of being alone, of yearning for a place he could call home, of loving and losing over and over again, he had given up and decided to spend the rest of eternity alone. But nothing had ever gone according to plan with him, so why should it work now?Drawn into yet another war, into yet another battle with the fate of the world at stake, will he lose himself to darkness again, or will he find what he has been looking for in the midst of sorrow and pain?

Peter and Wade team up so often, in fact, that they’ve ended up belly-to-belly in broom closets, wedged together like puzzle pieces in wooden crates during hideouts, and in various close-up positions that require a significant amount of trust for Peter to be comfortable with. But it took a while. This was originally going to be a 5+1 fic, but I'm having too much fun to restrict it to a certain format.

Merlin figures out he is immortal, and he does not take it well. Arthur finds him just as he pours the poison down his throat.

This is the story of cultures clashing, painful beginnings, learning, growing and accepting each other and finally happy endings in the middle of a Shadow World marked by war and change.The Downworld and Idris has been at war since Valentine’s climb to power. The result is a Shadow World filled with death and brutality. Alexander Lightwood, a captured general in Idris’ army, offers a deal to the Prince of Edom and leader of the Allied Downworld forces; Magnus Bane. The offer Alec makes is that Magnus can have his body and soul, willingly and freely given, in exchange for saving his family. Magnus accepts the deal.A tale of how, against all odds, love in all its different forms can survive, change and bloom in the darkest of places.

Lan Qiren stared in mute horror at the letter in his hands. The world's most dangerous demonic cultivator and immortal leader of the great Yiling Wei Sect wanted Lan Wangji's hand in marriage. Lan Zhan, his youngest nephew, his most promising disciple, a quiet boy of barely twelve. -In which it'd take some time for the husbands to marry again.-

Really, he hadn't meant to save the man. But he did.Now what? or Techno and Philza.

A series of oneshots centered around Allen Walker and those in each chapter who molest him. (Both Yaoi and Straight) Now up: Chapter 181: Consensual Mob x Allen

[A SI Harry Potter and Marvel (MCU) Xover Fanfiction] --------------------------------------------------------------- A sick 16 year old MC dies. At the same time, emerald eyes open up confused. Shouldn't I be dead? Why the hell am I so tiny? What's her name? What are these voices in my head?Follow the young telepath as they make way in a world of gods and magic. Will they make their mark in this scary world or did they already do so. F*ck, time travel is really confusing. ----------------------------------------------------------------I know that the beginning is not that good, tbh. It gets better with time, believe it. I don't own pretty much anything in this Fanfic. I took a lot of inspiration from the fic "A Long Journey Home" and used the prologue from "Rise of Arcane" to get things started.

Tommy sat on the railing of the bridge, staring down at the murky water of the river below. He recalled everything that had brought him to this current moment. He was abandoned by Tubbo, ignored by his family, and treated as a bother by everyone else. He was nothing but the annoying loud-mouth everyone hated. So, why not shut himself up? Tommy jumped. Yet, he woke up on the riverbank days later. How was he alive? It seemed the world couldn't even care enough to let him die. ------------------- In which, upon the realization he could not die, Tommy decides he'll keep trying until he does. However, it seems the people around him are noticing his disturbing habits. Tommy doubted they would even care. However, it seems they care about him more than he ever realized as they see his decline. However, could it be too late? //Formerly Called, "The Boy Who Could Not Die"//

Part 1: Xie Lian POVXie Lian finally feels at ease settling into his new life as the King’s Mate. He’s elated about the upcoming wedding and their future life together. He thinks dealing with the trials and tribulations is worth it, until his San Lang goes missing and his world is turned upside down in his efforts to find his husband. Part 2: Hua Cheng POVJust after Hua Cheng and his entourage start their journey home, he sees something that promises to be nothing but trouble for his kingdom. Deciding to eliminate the threat then and there leads Hua Cheng to discover more about himself and his country than he ever wanted to know. Part 3: Xie Lian POVDealing with the aftermath of everything left Xie Lian feeling overwhelmed, but he quickly realises that, the more things had changed, the more they stayed the same, especially in regards to his now bonded mate. Hua Cheng certainly changed a lot during his absence, but his personality and love for Xie Lian are still as steadfast and deep as they always had been. Despite the trauma their family needs to overcome, Xie Lian just knows that they will be fine eventually.

Lan WangJi and Wei WuXian have a beautiful dream... It was to ascend to immortality together, to retire from the cultivation world hand-in-hand, to build a house somewhere peaceful and… to make their own gigantic family. And if they get bored, they will return to the cultivation world with their children following behind like little ducklings. Such an ambitious dream... Xie Lian wanted to protect it and watch how such a dream became reality.

Alec finds an injured Wolf when he is a child with a name tag stating Magnus. He cares for the Wolf who in turn protects him and becomes his best friend and support as he grows up.When Alec presents as an omega he fear his life is over. However, Magnus bonds with him, masking his omega scent so that everyone thinks Magnus' strong Alpha scent is Alec's.Alec now hides in plain sight while trying to discover what happened to the omegas in Idris while keeping up the pretense of being an Alpha.Unknown to Alec, the Wolf is in reality Magnus Bane who, after tragedy struck, has been stuck in his true Alpha Wolf form. Can Alec’s love set him free?I will warn for the sex so you can read this with a Mature rating if you wish.

Nicolas Flamel was famous for creating the philosopher's stone, but he never made one. Flamel stole a part of Edward's stone and he is forced to search the ends of the earth to find it. Six hundred years later he finds the stone at Hogwarts in the hands of a wizard he would rather forget. However, instead of returning the stone to him, Dumbledore has other plans for the ancient hero. In a battle against his own past and the unknown future, Edward struggles to find a way to get him and the 50 million other Amestrian souls back home. IN OTHER WORDS: The Promised day didn't go as planned and Edward found himself in the 992AD wizarding world immortalized by the philosophers stone. After being betrayed by Flamel and tricked by Dumbledore, he gets trapped at Hogwarts in 1992 teaching alchemy. All he wants to do is go home, but the future works in mysterious ways.HP book 2/Brotherhood. Please Review.