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Want some spice in your life? Here's some sinful Yandere One Shots for your Twisted Wonderland Characters that no one really asked for, we just wanted to feed the hornii. Except this time, you are allowed to ask for what you want.

Swayed by the powerful words of a dying queen, Stannis Baratheon takes in baby Daenerys Targaryen as his ward. In the North, Eddard Stark is ordered to raise Jon Snow to wed and dishonor the Targaryen princess, by bringing bastard blood into her line, and ending the Dragons forever. Across the continent, and across the Narrow Sea, the wheel continues to turn, and the Great Game commences. Thus begins a series of events that would change the fate of Westeros forever. Familial relationship between gruff Stannis and his ward. Eventual Jon x Dany.

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Izuku looked at the small circle Aizawa had motioned to in front of them."I won't fit," he whispered, thinking. He raised his hand, tentatively.Sighing, Aizawa grumbled, "What?""I-I have a question. Actually, two."His teacher just stared at him, unimpressed.Izuku continued."Can we activate our quirks before we step into the ring?"Aizawa looked up into the sky, muttering something Izuku didn't hear. "If you must.""O-Okay. Uh, second question. You said we have to stay inside the circle, right?""Yes." The man looked disappointed, not only in Izuku but in himself for letting the kid speak."Great. Uh... does that include tails?" *Meant to be read independently, not as a series*

When Izuku is four, he meets a man on a bench. Kacchan says that he's just an imaginary friend, but Izuku isn't so sure. Not when his imaginary friend has a quirk, a history, a death, and a vendetta against someone named All for One.

The date, 1984 Billy Hargrove is dating Steve Harrington. Jesus Christ. NOW COMPLETE!

Ozai said he'd killed Iroh. So when he shot lightning at Zuko- the lightning came back. Azula's fire broke when she saw Ozai dead- Zuko promised to fix things.Everyone is confused about where the Fire Nation troopes are going.Zuko is Fire Lord. Everyone is kind of confused about that too.

You're new around here and just trying to get by. You really should've known better. *A SWAPFELL FIC*

The second thing Kakashi noticed about him was that he looked young, he looked around Kakashi’s age, no older than 21 or 22 at least. Blonde, unruly hair splayed out on the ground, the golden tips dyed red with his blood. His face looked calm, despite the state of the rest of him. Long blonde lashes rested against tan cheeks in his unconsciousness. Kakashi scowled at the scars that marred the man’s cheeks, three whisker like scars on each side, original cuts so deep they seemed indented still in his flesh. Blood seeped out of his nose and dribbled over his lax lips. Nothing about the man screamed imminent danger. He looked so small and innocent, pitiful in the puddle of his own blood.--- Or the one where Naruto crashes (quite literally) into a past that isn't his and not so smoothly tries to save it.

Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji, and Wen Ning are unsure of how they feel about Nie Huaisang trapping them in a soul-transferring array that sends them to the past, long before the happy ending they had suffered so much for. Reliving their most traumatic memories is not what they had planned when they went out on a seemingly innocuous nighthunt. But now that they're here, apparently to stay, they have no intention of making the same mistakes twice. (Or, a Time-Travel AU where Nie Huaisang sends Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji, Wen Ning, and himself back to their first night at the Cloud Recesses with an agenda: save everyone, especially his brother)

...always greener the grass is, said Yoda, at some point, probably. Dozen years ago Obi-Wan went into AgriCorps - now Qui-Gon Jinn is taking a new padawan. Somehow, this is Obi-Wan's problem.

Aizawa adopts a three-year-old Izuku. He lets Class 1-A babysit for extra-credit. A collection of one-shots of varying lengths. Not in chronological order. Currently on indefinite hiatus Several people (Bakugou) have a foul mouth. Injuries run in the business, but nothing too bad happens, I promise. Just fluff here.

Tommy, the epitome of bad luck in the city of L’manberg, is done. You’d think that getting an eyelash in your eye or having a hangnail every now and then wouldn’t be that big of a deal, but when it happens consistently for sixteen years? Yeah. Kind of annoying. And now superheroes and supervillains keep, quite literally, crashing into his life and he’s getting tired. But, who would’ve guessed that his bad luck might end up being the best thing to ever happen to him? --- Or, Tommy just wants to go to work, go home to his dingy apartment, and watch random documentaries and TV shows. But, life has a different plan for him… in the form of raining heroes and villains.

Fire consumed her, searing, burning her flesh. That once beautiful dragon, now mangled beast was the last thing she saw. She could hear her son, her Aegon yelling out for her, she could hear the Usurper, laughing and wheezing. With her final breath, she let out a final curse, damning her half-brother to hell. And then nothing. “Rhaenyra Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Half Year Queen, the Black Queen” The Gods spoke and changes had been made. Her eyes fell shut and her life began again.

Jeon Jungkook is an aspiring Knight Scholar with only one step left between himself and true Knight Scholarship: his treatise voyage. Jungkook’s chosen treatise topic? Dragons. Specifically the legendary “Council of Dragons.” He wants an eyewitness account. But with tensions with dragons at an all-time high, his professors warn him of the dangers involved in pursuing that topic. But Jungkook is not afraid of danger, not when the risk is worth the reward, and anyway he has his own reasons for his interest in dragons. But what happens when Jungkook’s journey leads him into the hearts of a six membered clan of high dragons in the midst of preparing for a possible war with humankind? Can Jungkook somehow bridge the gap between human and dragon, and between heart and home?

Tony begins to notice that things are going missing from his workshop... and discovers that his bots have been hiding a very, very big secret from him. Or rather, a very, very small one. In which Dummy is a kleptomaniac, You is painfully shy, Butterfingers is a programming genius, JARVIS is a sarcastic sonofabitch, Pepper takes care of Tony outside of the workshop, Bruce is Tony's boo, Thor is Tony's favourite, Clint is actually kind of smart, Steve has terrible timing, and problem-solving is never simple or easy.

The thing about not being able to die is that it makes everything so dreadfully boring. Seriously, immortality's a bitch. So, you gotta keep things interesting. How else are you supposed to get through the day without going insane? Well, more insane. Wade wants to be a hero, but fighting bad guys isn't enough to keep things interesting. Wooing Spider-Man might help, though. And exploring his kinks definitely will. Of course, he never thought anything would come of either of these things. Boy, was he wrong!

"Sherlock. There is a child on our couch." Well. That wasn't the strangest thing Shinichi had ever woken up to hear, but it was definitely up there. He was going to need a lot of coffee today.

Whoever is in charge of this plot, please spare me. I’m begging you. - Technoblade KEEP IN MIND that this was made for us, shippers, and us only and you should not show this to either CC unless given clear and enthusiastic consent. Also, if you're gonna waste your time telling me to stop, I want you to think for a second and go find something to do with your life, because you ain't righteous and you sure ain't protecting anyone, Anti.

Jungkook can't afford to take a week off for his heat. He has bills to pay. It sucks, but he makes it work. Namjoon and his pack have never had to think too hard about what their biology means for those who don't have as much to spare. Then, they meet Jungkook, halfway through his heat and choking on a polished customer service smile.

To anyone who met Izuku Midoriya in public, he was an anxious but ambitious child who has an unattainable dream. But to the people in the shadows, the misfits and outcasts, the people who toe the thin grey line between the two worlds that society has made, he’s Sparrow, a vicious informant who will give you all the deepest details on whoever you pay him to get information on. He tracks down criminals and scares them into the hands of the law, yet turns around and gives information to someone who has commited multiple felonies in the past week. Shota Aizawa has mixed feelings about the bird: He’s put away the most elusive criminals, solved cases the entire prefecture was stuck on, but gave away secrets, secrets that most heroes swore on their careers (read: lives) would never escape the walls of a meeting room. Also, the little bastard is too snarky for his liking. And yet as the bird flies, a flock follows. Or: Another fic where Izu is a snarky informant, but this time, he’s bird themed. (CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN)

His memories of his childhood were a blur. All he knew was that they involved Izuku, that they revolved around him. ‘Attached at the hip’ is what his mom would say when talking about the two. Codependent. Inseparable. Though technically not brothers by blood, they were a team, equals. In their eyes, they could never be anything less than that. And one day, they would step out into the world, side by side, as heroes. The main thing he remembered about that time was how easy it was to be happy. Then he got his quirk. And Izuku…didn’t. ~or~ What if Izuku and Katsuki stayed friends throughout their childhood, and how that one little change could alter their future.

After 8 long years, Lilith returns home about a month after the residence of the Hazbin Hotel can only assume Alastor was killed while fighting Adam. Lilith has Alastor locked away again as she did during his 7 year absence after their deal. Despite excitement from Lucifer and Charlie to see Lilith home, the others can't help but be suspicious of her sudden return.

To Alastor, soulmates and all that came with it were a hassle. He had ignored it while alive and then continued to do so again after being reborn as a demon, but the mark that came with it was ever present on his skin. It was persistent, was what it was, and he had to wonder more than once what kind of soulmate he was so destined to be with that he couldn't escape it, even through death. Then, he met Lucifer Morningstar, and thought: of course.

When you find the soul that is perfectly matched to your own, any mark that appears on their skin will appear on yours, as well. Everyone knows that. Midoriya knows it... but, somehow, he's never imagined it happening to him. Bakugou knows it, too... but he doesn't have time for stupid things like that. And, although both of them know that Fate is never wrong... there have got to be exceptions. After all, this match cannot possibly be anything but a mistake. Right?

At age 10, Midoriya Izuku was kidnapped. At age 15, he reappears at the USJ with the League of Villains and is captured by Eraserhead. Let the chaos unfold. And give Tsukauchi a coffee.

Yoongi planned to go through his one year prison sentence quietly and painlessly. Stay quiet, don't associate to closely with other inmates, and keep to yourself until you're free. He planned to go through his one year prison sentence quietly and painlessly until he met the notorious Druglord 'Jay' and his 5 other gang members. Suddenly Yoongi anticipated his sentence to go by much more interestingly; whether that was a good thing or not, Yoongi had no fucking clue.

Tobirama feels his chakra curl in irritation, the warmth of his fire recoiling from him, like Tobirama's very presence is repulsive, abhorrent. This is an exercise in repetition, he knows Madara detests him, like most people, but absolutely nothing about it ever gets easier, it only ever gets worse. Something painful drops through his chest, and the feeling is overwhelming, excruciating. Someday, he thinks. His heart will finally have enough and it will quit, stop beating and grow cold, crushed under the pain. And so he would die, not under the blade of an enemy but the weight of his own loneliness, rejected and excluded. "I am only trying to be polite, I do not mean to pick a fight. In this time of peace, I do not see any reason for strife." Tobirama replies, tired and curt. "My version of peace," Madara looks at him indifferently, "has no place for someone like you." Tobirama watches wordlessly as Madara walks away, even as something inside him breaks.

The sky cracks, whistles. Shouts and music blare from the house. Jason laughs and snags the bottle of port from the snow, lifting it over his head like a toast as fireworks spark in the sky. They’re in a bad spot, only able to see the bare edge of the display, but the colors of the fireworks sparkle in the cracks of the pond, over the cleanest patches of the dirty piles of snow. Jason upends the bottle, adding more color, laughing uproariously as he spins in a circle before dropping it and raising both middle fingers to the sky. “Happy fucking new year!” He howls. And Tim laughs. (Or; A different meeting in a different time and place has enormous consequences)

Childe never wanted to kill anyone. Forced by the dire need to provide for his family, he had no choice but to join the infamous Fatui. Climbing the ranks, the criminal organisation offers him the job of a lifetime - assassinate Rex Lapis, the most powerful man in Liyue. Childe is an excellent marksman and had shown his prowess time and time again, making this near-impossible job impossible to refuse. He has the notoriously charismatic Rex Lapis at his mercy in his crosshairs when a momentary blunder in concentration renders him unconscious. He wakes blindfolded and bound with only survival on his mind, struggling against both his restraints and own will to make it out alive. Only wanting to return home successful, he comes face to face with his target who suspiciously has no killing intent. Rather, the enigmatic "Zhongli" seems to be far more interested in establishing a contract with him instead.

At the age of 4, Izuku Midoriya found himself on the steps of an orphanage with no memories or any idea of how he got there. Six months later, he meets Shinsou Hitoshi.At the age of 8, they become vigilantes.At the age of 10, they are the most wanted (and well-known) vigilantes in all of Japan.At the age of 15, things changed. Izuku accomplished all this without a quirk.Or so he thought.With his best friend by his side, can he leave behind the only thing he's ever known and become a hero?Or will he fall back into the shadows? *Meant to be read independently, not as a series*

Satoru Gojo is no stranger to challenge. He’s faced off against hordes of curse users, defeated the strongest of cursed spirits, laughed in the face of reality’s limits and defied even death itself. But this…This new challenge could perhaps be the most difficult yet—infinitely worse than all the others combined: Couple’s therapy. —— After a highly experimental cursed technique goes wrong (right?), Satoru and Sukuna become fathers to a miracle child, Yuuji. Of course, the higher-ups in Jujutsu society are not impressed, and in a desperate bid to protect Yuuji from harm, Satoru comes up with a plan so crazy that it just might work: a fake relationship. With Sukuna. Maybe Satoru should’ve thought this through.

Dazai/Chuuya smut just because I felt like writing something fun and basically plotless and originally it was just going to be Dazai going to see Chuuya one last time before going off the radar, but then I kept getting ideas, so each chapter will depict them at different ages instead. Edit: I decided that this is just where I'm going to deposit oneshots as they come to me. (Please note that not all tags apply to each oneshot.)

He tutted and looked up at the plain looking man sat in front of him. "So, you really want to know everything? Right from the very beginning?" The man nodded. He took in a deep breath and closed his eyes. A moment later, he slowly opened them again, they were glowing a bright, neon green. The man in front of him flinched back at the sight. "Alright then. Guess I'd better get on with it. We're gonna be here for a while, so make yourself comfortable and grab a coffee or something to eat." -- Midoriya Izuku was born in the early 21st century, to Hisashi and Inko Midoriya.Life was happy and warm and amazing. Until 2012. Now, the events of 2012 happen a little differently in every universe. In Izuku's, the quirked population were pushed away from the rest of society, for fear that they would cause the end of the world. So someone rose up to fight for the quirked population. Only, they took it a step too far and chaos ensued. And Izuku would spend the rest of his very, very long life trying to stop said person. Well, among other things. --- I don't like bnha anymore, so I don't know if this will ever get finished. I'm told it's a good read though :)

Gojo sat there for a time, absently running his fingers over the bumps and ridges of the skull. This skull was female, according to its rounder eye sockets and less prominent brow bone. There was a faint, faint echo of cursed energy still clinging to it: residuals left over from a long-dead sorcerer or curse user. This person had been powerful. Some kind of cursed speech user, but the echo of positive cursed energy meant they could self-heal their throat even as it was torn by their own power. Nearly invulnerable, like he himself was.That hadn’t saved them. Hadn’t saved any of the people who’d been imprisoned here. Invulnerability couldn’t save people from themseves. (Gojo is stuck in the prison realm with nothing but his own thoughts and the skeletons of his predecessors for company. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Then he finds a way out, but the world he stumbles into isn't his own. Not even close.)