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Sirius is in boarding school, Remus is in hospital, and they don't know each other until Sirius texts the wrong number.

«هل لدينا صفقة، أيها الملاك»، يكرر تايهيونغ، ويستطيع جيونغكوك أن يسمع أنه يفقد صبره ويداه مستلقتان على وركيه. يرفع Jeongguk رأسه ويغلق الغطاء. «من دواعي سروري التعامل معك يا أبي»، أومأ برأسه، مرسلاً ابتسامة إلى تايهيونغ الذي يضيق عينيه عليه. «أنت محظوظ لأنني معجب بك»، يتمتم تايهيونغ، ويبدو مهددًا بشكل معتدل وهو يخطو نحوه ويميل ذقن جيونغكوك لأعلى، متكئًا إلى الأسفل للضغط بقبلة على شفتيه. الحظ لا يقترب حتى. أو أن جيونغكوك يحاول معرفة كيف انتهى به الأمر مع أبي السكر في حين أن كل ما أراده هو علبتين من المكرونة سريعة التحضير.

(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?(00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?(00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?(00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...(00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?(00:45) What(00:46) The(00:46) Fuck???(00:47) Oh good, you are awake! where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there

After being told he couldn't be a hero, Izuku decides to do the next best thing: help the heroes. This leads to frustration, found family, and a lot of emails. Now with a Discord!

يضع تايهيونغ الزهور على طاولة الطعام، وينزع البطاقة من حاملها الصغير. «عزيزي تايهيونغ، أردت فقط أن تعرف أنني أفكر فيك. آمل أنك تفكر بي أيضًا. الحب -» يتوقف ويحول قبل أن يضغط على حاجبه ويطارد شفتيه. «هيونغ، لماذا يعترف رئيس عصابة فرقتك الصغيرة بحبه لي؟» يسقط Yoongi المعكرونة على الأرض بلعنة عالية وهو يحرق يده. أو، كان Taehyung يبذل قصارى جهده لتجنب حياة Yoongi الإجرامية لفترة طويلة، لكن طفلًا لطيفًا ووالده الغاضب يستمران في جذبه إلى عمق هذا المزيج.

Sirius get's given a wrong number, Remus definitely isn't being sarcastic, and they should probably agree to stay strangers... * Rated M for a lot of language, some sexual content but nothing too explicit, mainly jokes/flirting.Any TWs should be listed at the start of chapter notes, please let me know if I ever miss anything, but this is a safe fic, bar some minor Walburga angst.Fuck JKR <3

Samantha just came out of a bad break up and ended up using Onlyfans to keep her finances afloat. Now that she’s dating her new boyfriend Mark, she intends to leave this phase behind and start acting like a decent girl again. Well, that was the plan, until one of her more persistent subscribers encourages her to record increasingly naughty things on camera. Funny thing about private accounts on social media is that anyone can hide behind them… Truly anyone. Even her boyfriend’s father, Mr. Grayson. And boy do things escalate from there! Since I first intended to make this an original work, you don't need to know anything about the show to read it.

بدلاً من مركز الشرطة، يقوم أصدقاء كاتسوكي بإحضاره إلى المستشفى بعد إنقاذه من الأشرار. كانت جروحه طفيفة، لكن ذلك لم يجعل علاجها أقل أهمية. كما سيحدث، تم إحضار Best Jeanist أيضًا إلى هذا المستشفى بعد الهجوم. في بعض الأحيان، يكون للاختيارات الصغيرة تأثير كبير على كيفية سير القصة. --------------- آكا: أفضل عازف جياني يكتسب ابنًا. يضم: محادثات جادة بشأن الإساءة والندوب العاطفية، أخيرًا صعد شخص بالغ إلى الجحيم محاولًا مساعدة كاتسوكي، وأنا أتحدث عن المهرجان الرياضي لأنني لم أنتهي منه بعد، وأبطال مؤيدون يجرون محادثة جماعية، ويحصل كاتسوكي أخيرًا على فرصة لتعلم كيف يكون جيدًا.

[18:12] Seriously, wrong number. Don’t send shirtless pictures to strangers. [18:13] Padfoot, this rejection hurts. [18:16] What’s a Padfoot? [18:17] Wait, is this actually not Padfoot? [18:19] I don’t even know what that is, but no. I’m not a Padfoot.

Sawamura Daichi: What the fuck. (Or, the captains' squad interactions that definitely happen outside of canon, presented in Skype chat form.)

During the week of his father's funeral, Sirius Black meets an unusual priest and offers to help write Orion Black's eulogy. At the same time, he's started texting a mysterious bass player from a pop-punk band that he accidentally swapped phones with. Eventually, the conversations between the two start to blur together and Sirius has trouble trying to decide which one he's falling for the hardest.

oHI FUCHKED UPI FUUCKED UPYOUR'E NOT NAMJOON yeahwhat I've been trying to tell you or the one in which Jimin accidentally texts the guy he has a crush on *available to read in multiple languages, check notes

After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesn't expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn't expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesn't expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.

Aizawa Shouta remembers Bakugou at the beginning of the year, clearly stating that all he came to do was win, and would gladly step on anyone who got in his way. Now he has a 'squad' named after him. Aizawa Shouta remembers Todoroki declaring war on Midoriya, making it clear that he was here to be the best and didn't give a damn about anyone or anything, besides getting to the top. All but five minutes later, he risked his life without hesitation to help Izuku and Iida. So, when Hitoshi's first day in class A arrives, and he tells his Dads that he's not joining the hero course to make friends, Aizawa and Yamada share a look, and then laugh right in his face. OR Shinsou Hitoshi has finally joined Class 2A. He's not here to make friends. He's here to be a hero. If only these weirdly nice people would just leave him alone.

At nineteen years old, Ian Gallagher’s stuck. Stuck in a minimum-wage job he hates. Stuck in the same boring routine--sleep, wake, work, take your meds, Ian!, try not to lose it day after day after day. But after his little brother introduces him to MICK MILK, a frustratingly hot horror gamer he watches on YouTube, Ian's life will never be the same. ♥️

Oikawa texts the wrong number when complaining about Ushijima, and then keeps texting Iwaizumi.

This is a collection of 26 stand-alone short stories - one for each letter of the alphabet - that explore the many sexy relationships of our favorite angel and his boyfriend. Each story is be between 3,000 - 8,000 words. Tags are added for each chapter. The title and notes of each chapter will give you an idea of what it's about so feel free to skip around if you'd like.

31/M/New York. Rich, lays in bed all day, likes to read (aka Derek Hale, son of an Oscar winning actress, brother of one obnoxious reality star and one rebellious fashion designer, hates the paparazzi so much he's a recluse) 26/M/California. Boring office job, likes to read (aka Stiles Stilinski, co-owner of a 100 acre organic farm with his dad and two best friends, writer of obits for a newspaper, has absolutely no life) Or, where Derek and Stiles meet online, and Stiles has no clue Derek's part of a famous family.

lance to hunk ♡>i’m gonna fukin die hunk oh mygod i sent>keith a work out selfie that i wan supposed to fcukin send to you and you know what it said>”BET YOU WANNA LICK THESE NIPS”>HUNK I WILL NEVE BE ABLE TO FCE HIM AGAIN I WANT TO DI E (Or, Keith is beautiful, Lance has a crush, and there's lots of shirtless selfies)

Where Stiles has his own college radio show, and the mysterious, faceless Derek is his number one fan. Also there's this really hot guy he keeps meeting in the library who totally hates his guts.

At the age of 26, Mickey Milkovich gets his first apartment, his first wifi connection, and his first kiss. How he gets from wifi to kissing is a complicated story. Mickey is socially anxious. Ian is a frustratingly lovable escort working through an app. Mickey downloads said app. The rest is history.

[dreamlmao has added seventeen new members to "HELP"] dreamlmao: what up whores georgenotfound: I am going to beat you to death with my bare hands

“But, you don’t run,” Derek pointed out, confused. “People can get new hobbies,” Stiles snapped. “Geez, if I’d known it was going to be this big of a deal, I’d have called you first. Want me to give you my workout schedule? That way you can coordinate your nose accordingly?” In which Stiles' summer starts off so badly he starts running, gets pelted by paint balls, and decides he is, in fact, going crazy if he willingly wants to hang out with Derek Hale.

[In which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become close friends despite several of them being very confused and unwilling] NamJune has added Yoongi to the chat Yoongi:joon wut NamJune:idk just play alongu need friends anyway u antisocial walnut Yoongi:wtf i thought u were my friend YourHobi:top 10 anime betrayals

Stiles is a seer dreaming about a pack of werewolves who die in a fire; Peter is a begrudging packmate who doesn't really feel like part of the family. When Stiles finally crosses the line and changes the Hales' history forever, the two of them start up their own story.

Though the new boy at Hogwarts University, James Potter, appears to be an adorable himbo with deep pockets, Remus Lupin and his friends instead find a horrifically dark past on Google. Did he really attack that boy and leave him for dead? Why won't he talk about his mysterious childhood best friend, "Pups"? Would it kill him to stop messing with his hair? At least Remus got his phone back after losing it, but now he can't stop texting the mysterious number of the man who had sent it back. Padfoot is funny and charming, and Remus is NOT going to fall in love with him. This story is COMPLETE. Please see Chapter 1 for a more detailed explanation.

Detective Alec Lightwood likes his job. He likes the order of it, likes helping people, likes that he gets to work with Jace and that Izzy is always right downstairs in the morgue too. He's wanted to be a cop ever since he was a kid, just like his parents before him, and now he's living that dream. His life should be perfect. There's just one problem. Their precinct has just gotten a new forensic expert -- Magnus Bane. And honestly, he's so cute that Alec's kind of losing his mind.

Kim starts to develop cravings after catching Ron in the act.

Upon a dare, Taehyung has to wear a vibrator to class. However, he accidentally drops his remote and the guy whom he was having sexual tension with for the last few months, Jeon Jeongguk, ends being the one to pick it up.

With years of rivalry at hand, one can clearly point out that rebellious prodigy Kim Taehyung and golden boy Jeon Jeongguk simply can’t stand each other. And then suddenly comes out a rumor about said Jeongguk being fucking hung and Taehyung wants to punch him in the face even more than before (he also kind of wants to suck his dick, but that’s beside the point).

mini: oh godmini: oh no oh god oh please nomini: PLWASE NOBODY READ THAT NOBODY SCROLL UP PLEASEmint yoongi: did you seriously just sext the groupchatmini: EJHAJNF NOT ON PURPRSE In which Jimin accidentally sends a sext to the groupchat, chaos ensues, and a group of very determined boys trys to figure out who exactly that text was meant for.

In another universe, Inko didn't support her son's dreams when he gained a quirk. In another universe, he didn't even get the chance to have one. This is that universe. When Izuku's mom left him, he was at a loss of what to do. Alone in a world that wasn't there to help him, where no one else would have his back, he kept telling himself, "be cautious, stay cautious". He was still just a kid when he met Eraserhead. The hero offered him a home, food, and most importantly, a family. Love. This is the story of Aizawa Izuku, and how he became the world's first quirkless hero. Includes a lot of fluff, found family, teen crushes, Izusquad shenanigans and much needed growth.

After the android uprising, Connor becomes a permanent fixture in the DPD. That’s fine. Gavin can accept that. The dipshit’s more human than he used to be, and a decent detective to boot. Gavin can deal with him being around. What Gavin cannot deal with is Connor’s replica; prissy, cold-eyed, and with a mouth that Gavin doesn’t know whether to punch or take between his teeth. The RK900 model has been assigned as his partner for the foreseeable future. - Now with a little timestamps series.

Sapnap: Damn, even I think that is one dry-ass trending descriptionSapnap: How much do you get paid to write those again?George: none. this is an unpaid internship and I hate it here. -- Or: in which George is the Twitter Description Man, and Dream is the perpetually-trending Minecraft youtuber he has a love-hate relationship with.

“You have never once been careful in your entire life.” Bucky huffs out a laugh. He looks away. “Maybe I’m offended you didn’t think to ask me.” He says it like a joke, but he can’t bring himself to laugh again. “Bucky,” Steve says, scandalized. “You’re my friend. I’m not gonna use you to experiment sexually.”