초현실적

"I'm not here to hurt you, Harry. Quite the opposite, in fact. I wish to help you." (OR, Horcrux!Tom helps Harry restore Voldemort's sanity and unite his soul. A gratuitous Tomarry Horcrux Hunt!Fic.)

Eijirou looks at the talisman. And then does a double take. “This just says ‘fuck off’ in kanji,” Eijirou says to Midoriya. “It’s very effective,” Midoriya says to Eijirou. “What the hell is going on,” Jirou says to the room. (In which the dorms are haunted and Midoriya is an exorcist. In, you know, a manner of speaking.)

Cecil Palmer is the best phone sex operator in the small company called Night Vale. One night, a slightly tipsy and very lonely scientist dials his number, and gets far more than he bargained for - a late night conversation about advanced biochemistry, a brand new fetish for surreal horror, a surprisingly reasonable internship program, some newts, and slowly, strangely, the love of his life.

At age 22, Diluc Ragnvindr is murdered, with only his estranged brother as a witness. At age 17, Diluc Ragnvindr woke up. With memories that weren't his own, a strange connection to his Delusion, and lingering dreams of a world without him in it, Diluc was determined to relive the worst night of his life and get it right this time—no matter the cost. Unfortunately, his plan did not account for Kaeya. (Bonus chapter now posted!)

Spiritual Successor to "It Came From the Vents." Gordon Freeman has spent three years trying to stabilize the AIs he befriended after a disastrous end to a military project. He's stolen company property, ignored his family, and neglected himself in hopes of success. Now that he's made progress, it's becoming increasingly apparent that one of the AIs in question may not be a program at all. No one can say for certain what this revelation will lead to, but one thing's for sure: HR is going to have a field day with this one.

What if his whole life with Gibbs had been nothing but a dream? After he finally had enough of the team and NCIS, Tony wakes up in a hospital bed and finds out he's been in a coma for a while and everything was just a dream. But then he bumps into one grumpy old NCIS Marine. Is this a second chance, or will he run away this time?

"It wanted to go outside," continued Cloud. "You came downstairs before it could." "What was it after?" asked Cid, who was now properly paying attention. Cloud shrugged. Then he took another breath. You're over it. You're over it. You're over it. "It said I was part of a project," he said dryly. Cloud hallucinates. Voices sometimes, or music -- it's hard to tell. It's just another consequence of Jenova's encroaching presence in his DNA, and four years after Meteorfall everyone's more or less adapted to it and other oddities associated with being not quite human. Mostly. What begins as a chance encounter with something that isn't Jenova soon leads to a fight for survival that can no longer be contained in the spaces between numbers, as Cloud tries to keep himself together and finally put his past behind him. COMPLETE! Please read the tags.

오비완 케노비가 타투인에 도착한 지 석 달이 지났습니다. 그는 사막에서 조용하고 평범한 삶에 정착하여 멀리서 유아 루크를 지켜보고 있습니다. 하지만 그의 삶은 더 이상 조용하거나 평범하지 않을 것입니다. 아니면: 제가 항상 읽고 싶었던 오비완의 망명(그리고 그 이후!) 시절에 대한 장편 소설.

Part of a collab with flittermouse on FA. This is easily one of the darkest works of transformation smut I have ever worked on. A young tourist's vacation to another dimension goes terribly wrong.

A commission for a good buddy. A hapless young guy ends up having his TV viewing interrupted by a very "Interesting" show

You and a stranger chase each other across the universe.

Disclaimers: Both guys belong to Yamane-sensei, just using them in the story. BETA by me for mild grammar errors/tweaks/added details edited 2015/16 ( and there still might be some) A/N – kept one crucial warning off the list about a main character, the others should suffice it, otherwise it just spoils the remainder of the story Some time has passed since Akihito's accident. His life goes back to what it was, with the exception of his growing relationship with Asami. That is until one day the inevitable happens, and Akihito loses what he treasures. Will his fire go out with it, too?

A morbid painting featuring Harry as the subject leads Albus to the reclusive painter, Draco Malfoy. From the moment he steps into the painter's atelier, reality takes on the colour of memories and the surreal.

To master Kurapika in his dreams, he doesn't need Nen.

They call it the Summer Triangle-- the brightest stars shining in Cygnus, Aquila, and Lyra. (the lyre, the eagle, the swan.) or: because it loved to happen, the watashumika drabble collection.

Music in his head. DJ included.

Defectiveness is often confused with uniqueness, even though a minus times a minus makes a plus. And this will cost everyone who is mistaken dearly. // Written for Fandom Battle 2013 on Diary.ru and as a gift for Jadeite.

Karamatsu wants to start a dream journal. "If everything I know is experienced through the senses, and if they are what give me the ability to interact with and perceive this world, what happens when those senses are damaged? What to do when you can't rely on your own perception?"

They all wiped quiet tears from their eyes,Wishing the old lord had not died,And sent for a coffin with teak sidesFrom India, no cost they shied,The casket had a trail of flies.A maid, without family ties,Found the coffin was occupied.