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When Harry fails to keep his anger at bay and Voldemort possesses his mind, the events that follow lead him down a long road to realizing the world isn't as black and white as it seems. Chaos, hilarity, and tragedy ensue with a Dark Lord being honest all the time, a rival becoming something else, and a world demanding to be saved. Featuring frightened Death Eaters, deep conversations with a monster, Pureblood traditions being ridiculous, and the fight to do the right thing with no true options. Harry's life just gets more and more bizarre with each passing moment. ~~~ Or, the one where Harry's life gets split in half, and he has to figure out how to bring it back together.

Danny Fenton is not okay. TM.Honestly? Just overall bad vibes.But he's doing his best. Making it work. And trying not to become fully dead in the process. The Justice League is very concerned. But it's actually their fault they got involved so take that one, Batman.John Constantine told them not to do the thing. They did it anyway. Or, Danny gets summoned by the League, and he actually kind of adopts them in the process. Because these big city heroes don't know anything about ghosts and who is he if he doesn't help them out? Besides, the Watchtower is in space. Danny's always wanted to go to space... (I'm not really following any specific JL timeline, so like. Be prepared for 98% of everything to be *made up* and possibly *not real*.) Podfic available by ChaosKiro, linked under works inspired by this one at the very end of this work!

Yoongi goes into his rut and Jimin helps him through it for the first time. (aka they have gross, messy sex non-stop for a few days)

“Holy shit, you’re a twink.” In which the Avengers haven’t seen Peter outside of costume but they’re about to lose their minds.

A selection of Yandere Prompts from my TumblrNote: they've already been selected and the inbox is closed!---I, EwNasty, do not give my permission for my work to be posted or hosted on any third-party website or app.

Izuku Midoriya added Ochaco Uraraka, Shoto Todoroki, plus 17 others to "Class 2-A :)" Izuku Midoriya: Hey guys! Since a lot of you guys asked for my notes on today’s lesson, I decided to make a group chat with all of us!! Enjoy and have fun studying! ;) Shoto Todoroki: Thank you. Shoto Todoroki: What class is this by the way? Katsuki Bakugo: Are you fucking serious? Or Two oblivious gays have it bad for each other and literally everyone knows except for those two. In this fic, both the dekusquad and bakusquad join forces for the first time to unite their leaders together in an epic journey of romance. Features: An angry pomeranian, a confused broccolli and a cold soba. (Just so you know, our fic is going to alternate between texting and story-writing for every chapter!) *We've also decided to post on Wattpad under the same username if you guys would prefer to read there. Just know we update a little slower on that site compared to here :)

“Right.” Boba was too drunk and Obi-Wan was too dead for them to be having this conversation. “So, what are you doing here, if you’re actually dead and I’m not hallucinating.” Obi-Wan sighed a little bit. “I’m here to ask a favor that may or may not ruin your life.” Boba blinked at him. “Well, at least you’re honest about it." Obi-Wan looked exhausted. Boba had always kind of assumed that dying meant you got to rest, but Obi-Wan seemed far from rested. “Vader has gotten an idea in his head—” And yep, Boba could see where Obi-Wan was going with his whole ‘may or may not ruin his life’ bit. “—that he can change the past.” Boba snorted. “Has anyone ever told Vader that he’s delusional? You can’t change the past." Except Obi-Wan didn’t agree.

To be fair, Mr. Stark is very bad at decision-making when it’s 3 am and he’s running on no sleep and enough caffeine to kill Captain America. So it’s really not his fault that the whole internet suddenly thinks Peter Parker is secretly Peter Stark. And also that he’s dating Spider-Man. Oops. (Or, a twitter fic with a plot)

Izuku rests a hand against the manila file, before he collects himself and opens it up to the first page. The file is thin but the information in it was numerous; he just wonders what job he has to undergo. It seems he has to go undercover and infiltrate a mob syndicate’s base. But that’s not the only thing that stands out to him. He’s done jobs like these before, but not as a— —as a maid! (Izuku infiltrates a criminal base under the guise of a seemingly quiet maid. The criminals spot this and repercussions occur)

It was meant to be some sort of experiment. Admittedly, a rather twisted one, but an experiment nonetheless. He had not meant to take it this far, but unfortunately, he did. Lance McClain has not spoken in over half a year. No one has noticed.

They come together at the worst possible time. (And to be fair, the writing on his back and her unmarred skin literally promises that they will never have the romance of the century.) ----------- See warning tags please :)

Fourteen demigods are sent back in time to read a series of books that may give them a chance to save everyone they lost. And the gods are there too. But there's a price to pay for doing this. It's not going to be a fun time but it'll be worth it. I DO NOT OWN PERCY JACKSON OR ANY OF RICK'S CHARACTERS

"She loved her. It ached within her. When she was younger, it ached in her in the ugliest ways. It made her angry, it made her jealous. She wanted to be the only person in Adora’s hurricane, the only person pulled into the vortex. She was livid when anyone else got close enough to be caught in the wind tunnel. It took the end of the world to realize she was never in Adora’s vortex, as she had once liked to think of it (all consuming, painful, inescapable). There was never any reason to fight or claw or scream for her place within her storm. She was never caught in the wind, swinging out wildly, hands reaching for her, for golden, darling Adora, who Catra had wanted so badly, she was willing to die out in the gale. Needless. Why did it take until now to realize that she wasn’t in the hurricane? She was in the eye. She had always been there." Or: Catra has a praise kink, Adora has a Catra kink, and the both of them are drinking several gallons of WLW juice.

When Peter saw a spelling mistake on the Stark Industries website, he decided that he had to fix it, no matter what the consequences could be. When Tony saw that the hacker that managed to evade him was a reckless, too-skinny foster kid, he decided that he was going to offer him an internship. No ulterior motives. Not at all. (reuploaded because the author is a dumbass - explanation in notes)

If Childe had been paying attention and turned around he would have seen Pulcinella with his head in his hands, a Harbinger in a floppy orange dress rubbing his back. The only thing stopping Scaramouche from bursting into laughter was a glare from Signora, whose fingernails were biting into her palms with such force as to break the skin. Capitano actually let out a chuckle before covering his mouth and then Dottore’s, who would have bitten him if his mask allowed it. Sandrone looked ready to blow a gasket, which as always his dog ears flapping ruined the intimidation that might have caused, and Pantalone next to him looked as unaffected as ever. And Colombina… well it was hard to tell if she just didn’t care or was actually seething. Probably somewhere in the middle. Pierro was very proud of his fellow harbingers. Childe thought the most challenging part of being the Tsaritsa's Vanguard was going to be the eventual rebellion against Celestia where they were all likely going to be decimated. However, somehow navigating his relationships with his fellow Harbingers was a worse minefield, yet a path he wanted to walk all the same.

Three months after the earth-shattering discoveries made in Siberia, Captain America reached out to his former friend to try and make amends. Tony agreed, knowing just how much the world still needed the Rogue Avengers. Within a week, the whole team was under the same roof once again. But while the rest of the Avengers are playing catch-up, Spider-Man—a.k.a. 15 year old Peter Parker—is struggling. Unwilling to ask for help and risk bringing attention to his mounting list of problems, Peter tries to singlehandedly prevent his life from falling apart. Unfortunately for him, his rotten Parker luck has other plans. OR:AU in which the Avengers manage to settle their differences and become a team again, with the addition of a very lovable Spider-Man. (1/1/19: RATING HAS CHANGED FROM T+ TO M! I actually changed this a few months ago, but I guess AO3 didn’t save it... Sorry to my readers for not noticing before now. Also, the M rating is not for sexual content, but other mature themes.)

Sarah Williams stumbles into the Leaky Cauldron. She stumbles back out again with a Gringotts account she didn't start, a part time job at Hogwarts, and an awkward truce with the Goblin King.

Aizawa assigns a project to Class 2-A. It should be simple and easy, with your partner find a cause or issue you feel strongly about and present it to the class. Somehow, with his Problem Child in the mix, things are never simple and easy. or:Izuku gives a presentation to Class 2-A that no one was expecting, with Bakugou at his back.

Peter gets shot and calls the wrong number. Tony was just working in the lab when his phone goes off with the distinct ring to his private line. He decides to pick up.

By law, packs take care of their own. Everyone has one, arranged by the gods and linked by powerful bonds of magic. All it takes is a touch to know who belongs with whom. All it takes is reciprocity in a shared dream. Except, Cloud wants nothing to do with packs, or destiny, or magical dreams, not even if his packmates are the four most terrifyingly powerful and incredible men in the world. If he has his way, they’ll never even figure out that he’s meant to be with them. Too bad he’s a terrible liar. Chapter 23: bonus alternate end to chapter 10

“I’m going to leave this place, Tony. And I want you to come with me.” A young, newly orphaned Tony meets seventeen-year-old Harry. They decide to run away together, if for a little while. Shenanigans ensue.OR: Don't leave Harry and Tony in a room together, they will make terrible decisions.

It was supposed to be a routine HYDRA takedown. But when Peter comes in contact with a strange chemical it all goes downhill from there. A few weeks later he's recovering within Avengers Tower. Everything's been going good, so what happens when his decathlon team shows up?

Peter knew this day was going to be a messBut he never could have predicted what the end results were when his chaotic second family would do when they find out there baby spider is getting teased.

"This is for the best.""I know.""It is. I promise. It'll all be okay now. Everything will be okay now." ~ When class 1-a move into the dormitories, Bakugou has a horrifying realisation about his home life, forcing the self-proclaimed Bakusquad to band together to prove that he has everything he needs in that packed, happy, loud building.

An idea suddenly bursts into Yuuri’s mind as he looks down at his poodle-decorated phone. It was also not his current one—this one had been broken about a year ago after Viktor had dropped it into the toilet on accident. He hesitates, his finger hovering over the “on” button. Taking a deep break, he clicks it. He looks at the date, then promptly drops his phone. For on his home screen was not January 10th, 2019, but instead October 15, 2015. Eight weeks before the 2015 Sochi Grand Prix Final. also known as: that fic where Yuuri and Viktor go back in time separately, only to find each other again.

"Do you know how to ice skate, Tommy?" Wil asked, gesturing ahead of them. Tommy glanced forward, seeing Techno lacing up some skates while Phil held three other pairs. He shrugged. "Well enough." Tommy didn't know how to ice skate. He assumed he could manage alright, but that proved to be false as soon as he was on the ice. He'd never got the chance to try it before. His parents were never interested enough to teach him, if they even knew how. When they were home for the holidays, they usually spent the time indoors. It's probably why Tommy was so unaccustomed to the cold.

Light was seven when he ran away from home. He was seven when he found a panda looking child. Light was seven when he was finally accepted for who he was. L was nine when he became the world's greatest detective. L was ten when he found a brown-haired child covered in dirt. L was ten when he made his first friend. AU: Light runs away from home and is found by L. This follows Light and L growing up together and then the Merikh Case (which follows the timeline of the Kira Case just with a different name). Light uses the name of Kira when he is at Wammy's House so hence the rename.

Little Miss Marianna has an attitude problem. Mister Morgan is MORE than happy to help her out with it. What started as a smutty two shot has become a literal erotic novel. Filthy smut in basically every chapter, and an unexpected, slow burn, mostly plotless romance ensues. Yum :) PS. A couple lovely readers have informed me that although they have never played, or even heard of the game RDR2 before this, they still enjoyed this story. So whether you're part of the fandom or not, please, come join in on the fun!!

Dipper and Mabel have had it tough. But as they say, "When life gives you lemons, beat the lemons to a pulp". Follow this re-imagining of Gravity Falls, where Dipper and Mabel are a dynamic duo of butt-kickers, determined to uncover the secrets of both Gravity Falls, and social interaction. Or: I found a really cool AU that I felt didn't have enough notoriety, and here we are. Credit to the Fight Falls AU goes to Buryooooo on DeviantArt. Link here now that I finally figured out how embedding links works.

“Answer this or I’ll rip your limbs off,” threatens Bakugo. “What date did you get the tattoo on your thigh?” Izuku lets out a strangled, “What?!” Gently, his other self says, “I got that when I was twenty-three, Kacchan.” “Fuck.” ** Or, Izuku and Katsuki meet their future selves thanks to a tricky time quirk, but the fix to get them home isn't exactly easy when the villain is in a separate timeline.

This is a tale of two countries finding peace; a tale of a jealous emperor, of how a team was put together to save these two countries from their doom. The kingdom of Altea seeks peace with its Galran Empire neighbor, but the tyrannic Emperor Zarkon refuses to let Altea flourish while his turns to sand. It takes a prince, a general, a hitman, an inventor, a smith, and a guild of assassins to ensure that peace will reign throughout the continent of Cygnus.

Harry doesn't want to blend in. Louis doesn't mind standing out. Male pregnancy's a thing, and lots of sex happens. This is in two chapters because it was too long.

“That’s ridiculous,” the prince says, avoiding his eyes and blushing. “You’re ridiculous. What are you even doing?” “Flirting with you. I thought that was obvious?” The prince blushes harder. He really is quite sweet, like a little tigerdillo kitten trying to act fierce. Sokka may have to keep him. Instead of trying to fight Zuko during the second episode, Sokka does the one thing he’s actually good at- He flirts. Poor Zuko doesn’t stand a chance.

When Katsuki Bakugou, Prince of the Barbarians snuck into the Todoroki castle to kidnap the prince, he was operating under a vague description: scarred, strong pheromones, unique hair, beautiful. And, when he made it to the prince's chamber, he was struck by just how startlingly inadequate 'beautiful' was as a depiction for the omega he found there. The only problem? Izuku Midoriya wasn't the prince.

Nico felt like Icarus. Fly too close to the sun, and your wings will melt. Fly too close to the sea, your wings will grow heavy. Nico had already flown too close to the sea. He had allowed his infatuation with Percy to rule his life, his decisions, for far to many years. His wings had grown heavy, and he’d drowned. Icarus had made a mistake. He strayed too far, entranced by the kindness of the light. The dark wouldn’t be as welcoming, ushering you in with no hesitancy and crossed arms. That didn’t work out so well for Icarus. So, Nico would allow this filter, this light, to cover him, shroud him in kindness, and possibility, and warmth. But he would not cross further. He would not succumb to the light only to fall forever into darkness. He would do what Icarus couldn’t. Nico di Angelo would not fly too close to the sun.