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It's been about a year since the barrier fell, and a lot has changed - though not in very surprising ways. People are still jerks to anyone new and different, you're still freaked out by the idea of getting serious with anyone, your job is still weird and awesome. Oh, and your cat still has seriously no chill.Also there is skeleton dong and small corporate politics."But it's too long!" You say. That's exactly the sort of attitude that stops me from making boxed mac and cheez when EasyMac's right there. Don't be like me. If you're going to indulge in trash, commit to it, man.I mean also eventually the plotting gets so tight you could bounce a quarter off it. Book One: Skarmageddon --- Chapters 1 - 92Book Two: Even Skarmier --- Chapters 93 - 170Epilogue shit --- 171 to like, whatever

Marinette should have dragged him under the water in and feast on his body when she had the chance. Maybe then she wouldn't have been his prisoner. Blasted pirate.

Izuku Midoriya added Ochaco Uraraka, Shoto Todoroki, plus 17 others to "Class 2-A :)" Izuku Midoriya: Hey guys! Since a lot of you guys asked for my notes on today’s lesson, I decided to make a group chat with all of us!! Enjoy and have fun studying! ;) Shoto Todoroki: Thank you. Shoto Todoroki: What class is this by the way? Katsuki Bakugo: Are you fucking serious? Or Two oblivious gays have it bad for each other and literally everyone knows except for those two. In this fic, both the dekusquad and bakusquad join forces for the first time to unite their leaders together in an epic journey of romance. Features: An angry pomeranian, a confused broccolli and a cold soba. (Just so you know, our fic is going to alternate between texting and story-writing for every chapter!) *We've also decided to post on Wattpad under the same username if you guys would prefer to read there. Just know we update a little slower on that site compared to here :)

Izuku comes back to the dorm as a child.Katsuki is his impromptu caretaker.

Clint thinks Tony didn't lose anyone. Tony lost his son. XxXxXxXxXxXxXxA fic where Tony is a mess, Peter builds a robot, Clint is a dick, and the Avengers learn about Peter.

Andrea's trying to adjust to a lot.The world being locked down when she's 6,000 miles from home.Not being able to go to work.Oh, and living with her girlfriend, Lena. And her girlfriend's other girlfriend, Kara, who is the last person Andrea ever expected Lena to settle down with.Not that there's anything wrong with Kara, exactly. Andrea almost gets it, in a way. Kara's pretty and perky and she cooks like an angel...But still.Then again, Andrea supposes she doesn't have to get it. After all, just because Lena's dating both of them doesn't mean they're dating each other.

RK900, the most advanced android CyberLife has to offer, is now himself a full-blown deviant. Connor couldn't be prouder! There's an ever-present, ever-growing need for androids like them (what with rampant anti-android hate crimes and Red Ice distribution growing exponentially). It only makes perfect sense that RK900 work alongside his predecessor, at least it should make perfect sense, but Detective Reed can't fathom why in God's green earth they paired the plastic prick with him. [Or the one where RK900 is Gavin's partner, and he's having none of it (until he does).] [This is mainly a Gavin900, by the way, it has a side of HankCon and a dash of Sarkus.]

Park Jimin has another maknae in his life and Jeon Jungkook is completely losing it.

After the disaster of her fifth year, Grace Potter gets a strange letter from Draco Malfoy. Still reeling from the death of Sirius, she does as he asks and turns her life upside down. James Potter is not only alive (and suddenly not her father) but strangely possessive of her. The worst part is that she doesn't seem to mind it at all.

A cute barista sends poor bunny hybrid Namjoon into a unexpected heat, and his boyfriend Yoongi knows EXACTLY what to do about it.

Louis is extremely religious and sacrifices sex for lent. Harry teaches him life lessons by fucking him in sacrilegious ways.

"The fuck is this?" "It's a ring, seems pretty obvious. Put it on!" "... Yeah, I'm gonna need a better explaination than that." Man, what a day; he got into a fight, failed a test, got home late and got in trouble- Really, some random raccoon vomiting a ring up into his hand was the icing on the cake. ~-~-~ Magical Boy DreamSMP Au featuring some SBI family dynamic, bench trio, and an overarching plot between chapters!Gonna be a mix of requests and my own thing, more info in first chapter :D ~-~-~

Harry doesn't want to blend in. Louis doesn't mind standing out. Male pregnancy's a thing, and lots of sex happens. This is in two chapters because it was too long.

Lance has lived a pretty simple life since being turned into a vampire. He’s got his house, his cat, and his two besties that have no idea he’s a vampire thanks to his awesome acting skills... He thought he was happy, that things were fine, that he wasn’t drawing too much attention to himself... and then he met Keith. Big, dumb, hot, emo, stupid Keith. Keith that went and flipped his life upside down, because, seriously, Keith really was a special kind of stupid. Vampire Lance x Vampire Hunter Keith You'll find the Tumblr Masterlist HERE 🦇🦇🦇 Art by the amazing Sssabotagee

Remus passes a pet store on his way home.A very dirty little PWP in which Harry Potter is the puppy in the window.

College AU. There are theft accusations, flying butt plugs, beach roadtrips, ridiculous playlists, and two very different boys who might just be falling very hard for each other.(Maybe. Possibly. John isn't even stressing about it.)(Except he is. Obviously.)