batdad

Summary: Bruce has a conference call with Wayne Enterprises. Having it at the Manor was, in hindsight, a really shitty idea. “I don’t have your phone!” The two boys began trading hits, yelling at the top of their lungs. Bruce turned back to the webcam just as Damian leapt on top of Tim’s back, a high-pitched battle cry torn from his lips. “Mr. Hodges,” he said cheerfully, unflinching as Tim threw Damian into the wet bar sink. “Have you had a chance to examine the chart I pointed out?” Inspired by this viral video and Batwayneman’s post on tumblr.

Batman crashes in the wilderness following up a lead in a recent case. Meanwhile the Fenton family was having a camping trip to celebrate Jazz's last year as a "kid", but considering who suggested the location, it spelt disaster. Now Danny and Jazz have to survive an onslaught of ghosts, take care of an injured Batman, and while worrying about their parents. *Completed can't believe it~ <3

The Batfamily meets the Justice League- and they are not impressed.

The Justice League is hosting a "Bring your kid to work" day, but no one told Batman. Fortunately (but not for Batman) his kids have him covered.

What if the reason that Batman was so prickly in the beginning of the Justice League was because he had six kids at home? Chaos and a bit of angst shall ensue

Damian was barely taller than Wayne’s hip, hair obscuring his eyes. His skin was far darker than Wayne’s--a dusky brown that spoke of years in the sun. His face, however, could have been a perfect replica of the billionaire’s. “Oh,” Anne said, frowning at the father-son pair, “Bruce, honey, you didn’t say he’d be so--” “--handsome,” Lois supplied quickly. Bruce Wayne introduces his son to reporters.From a prompt on tumblr.

“Well, newsflash, I was the first Robin. Remember? None of you ever seem to remember I was the first one who was replaced. All of you are constant reminders that once upon a time, once, the man who raised me thought I wasn’t good enough." /OR/ The one where Dick Grayson is having a really bad day and finally snaps.

When the Justice League discovers that Batman has been taken and they've walked into a trap, they are prepared to encounter a lot of things. What they didn't expect was for two teenage costumed vigilantes to come running to their aid Another addition of Justice League meets the Batfam! This time in Gotham

"You lost all credibility when you laid hands on a teenager--not just any teenager, but your own ward," Bruce growled, "You threw him out when he needed you most. Unacceptable. Do you hear me? That is unforgivable." Oliver pressed a hand to his gushing nose, staring at him in shock. "If I ever," Bruce said, voice dropping an octave. "ever, see you near Roy again, I'll break every bone in your hands." He tilted his head, a dark smirk twisting his lips. "We'll see how well you shoot after that." Oliver Queen drops the ball. Bruce Wayne takes in Roy Harper, and gives his colleague a little schooling on what it means to be a father.

After failing to kill Bruce with the bomb under the Batmobile, Jason accepts Talia's offer of training. Instead of returning to Gotham as the Red Hood, Jason devotes himself to protecting his little brother, Damian, as the boy's Dark Angel. But with the League becoming more dangerous, what will Talia do to protect her boys?(Follows Canon until the end of Lost Days)

Intergalactic negotiations are difficult.

One night, six months after he died, Jason Todd climbed out of his coffin and stumbled twelve miles through icy November rain. He ended up in a Gotham hospital, surrounded by people who most certainly knew Bruce Wayne from pictures, and possibly-- possibly-- his adopted son. Somebody was bound to recognize him, as crazy as it was. Six months after Jason Todd died, Bruce Wayne is barely functioning. It's about time they found each other again.

Four batkids walk into a bank.

His name is Aizawa Shouta. No, it’s Bruce Wayne. No close family. No children. No, he has an …Alfred? And children, lots of children. Too many to count. Current Residence: Musutafu, Japan. No, it’s Gotham. Gotham, USA. Current Occupation: Hero and School Teacher. No, he’s a CEO, and… wait, hero? He’s just a vigilante – he’s technically a glorified criminal with a day job.__Aizawa, Midoriya, Bakugou, Kirishima, and Todoroki get caught in the emergence of a new quirk and find themselves remembering a past life, a life spent in heroics, a life without superpowers. Chaos ensues as they navigate old new skills, relationships, and goals.

Hal Jordan babysits the Batfamily for a day. It goes about as well as expected.

Marcel Dupain-Cheng doesn't want to Gotham for a number of reasons. His identity could be compromised. Lila could get them killed with her lies. But most importantly? His dad lives there. A dad who has no idea about his existence. Civilian or hero.

Waking up twenty years younger isn’t all it’s chalked up to be. (AKA, my take on the deaged-batfam trope. Featuring magic lemonade, Alfred’s full head of hair, bootylicious eighteen year-old Clark, and adorable bat-toddlers)

It had been a pretty calm shift at the 7-Eleven - until the Red Hood stalked in, murder-strutting to the chip aisle while a stoically-fretting Batman hovered in the doorway. The cashier was really not paid enough for this.

"Life was cruel for Bruce. Always has been, always will be." After an encounter with an unknown criminal, the Batman came to a frightening realization - is his existence really necessary? Bruce starts to self-destruct and Batman stopped patrolling at night. His mind became an echo of the grief he had to bury in order to become Batman. Meanwhile, his family tries to deal with the consequences. If this is too much angst for you, check out my other batfam fic: Gotham Knights. ^^ It still has hurt!bruce in it, but more fluffy hehe

Robin: I gave each of you a note because I suspect you are the civilian identities of Danny Phantom, Chat Noir, and Spiderman. Am I wrong? Ghostboy: Why is it every time i leave town someone figures out my secret identity? Peter B: maybe its a sign Peter B: wait is this all people at that party? Peter B: spy.jpeg Peter B: it could be any one of us Ghostboy: Well youre spiderman Ghostboy: You put your real name as your username Lucky: Also, you walked in with Iron Man, which was kind of a giveaway.

It has eaten humans on many occasions. It is not his only food source, as he will eat anything with skin, but in general, whether by chance of fate or otherwise, he has never eaten a human or an animal or anything that has a nest with young.Thinks of what happens to baby birds whose parents leave the nest never to return, and a twinge of discomfort makes him uneasy. If the caretaker of the human hatchling does not return by nightfall, the child will be cold and hungry, and will chirp to call its parents, but after a while, when the parents do not return, it will die of cold and hunger and dry up until there is nothing left.Look at the skin it has put on. He knows it must look the same as the childs human's keeper. Surely he won't know the difference. After all, it's meant to be that way.How hard must it be to raise a human hatchling? At least until it is able to feed itself.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Or the story of how a skin-thief becomes a father, one child at a time. Beta reader: AlyxS94