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Summary: Bruce has a conference call with Wayne Enterprises. Having it at the Manor was, in hindsight, a really shitty idea. “I don’t have your phone!” The two boys began trading hits, yelling at the top of their lungs. Bruce turned back to the webcam just as Damian leapt on top of Tim’s back, a high-pitched battle cry torn from his lips. “Mr. Hodges,” he said cheerfully, unflinching as Tim threw Damian into the wet bar sink. “Have you had a chance to examine the chart I pointed out?” Inspired by this viral video and Batwayneman’s post on tumblr.

Here’s the thing – if Dick likes the fucking and verbal humiliation, and Jason likes the pain and sadism, Tim likes the look of Bruce’s balls really filling that saggy sac