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Been having some writer's block lately and not much time to fix it because of my new job, so I've just been doing headcanons or shorts on my blog to try and get the ball rolling. These are those concepts. Pairings and kinks inside each chapter.

Hot goblin mom Zuki Grabble has an itch to scratch when it comes to human boys... and a lazy, unambitious son at home. She decides to kill two birds with one stone, bringing her goblin son's human bully home to stay for a while.

Mikey is a twelve year old boy living with his MILF mother, kid sister, and visiting grandmother. He would have never expected to be the object of their desires.

Luna Lovegood is known for being weird. Here tells the story of her sexual escapades, from starting out alone to getting half the school involved. This is unlike anything you've ever read.

The Dursley's hate for magic causes them to treat Harriet Potter (Female Harry Potter) in a much different manner. They always told her she was a freak and treated her as such to fulfill their own twisted sexual desires. Little did they know they would unintentionally prepare her for the Wizarding World and her place in it as a Witch. Witches could and did many things for the magical world, but they were always first and foremost used for sex. Something they very much enjoyed themselves.

Day1:Deepthroating-Harvey/Nick(CAOS)[422]Day2:Watersports-Hiram/Archie(RD)[184]Day3:Edgeplay-Tony/Peter Parker(MCU)[284]Day4:MirrorSex-Harry/Chad(DESCENDANTS)[409]Day5:Feet-Liam Payne/Harry Styles(1D)[1234]Day6:Daddy-Steve/Hopper/Billy(ST)[518]Day7:Praise-Credence/Graves(FBAWTFT)[592]Day8:Fisting-Stiles/Derek(TW)[848]Day9:Strength-Billy/Freddie(SHAZAM)[443]Day10:Rimming-Cena/Orton(WWE)[224]Day11:HairPulling-Penny/Quentin(THEMAGICIANS)[315]Day12:ObjectInsertion-HalJordan/Batman/Superman(DCU)[350]Day13:Distracted Sex-Christian/Polo(ELITE)[474]Day14:Choking-Dick/Jason(TITANS)[501]Day15:Facesitting-Liam/Theo(TW)[276]Day16:Masturbation-Dean(SPN)[656]Day17:BodyWorship-Finn/Poe(SW:TFA)[618]Day18:Scat/Enema-Archie/Hiram(RD)[698]Dat19:Gangbang-Archie/Everyone(RD)[830]Day20:SizeDiff-Jon/Tormund (GoT)[736]Day21:FoodKink-Scott/Jackson (TW)[800]Day22:SuitKink-Illya/Napoleon (TMFU)[690]Day23:ScentKink-BeastBoy/Everyone(TITANS)[606]Day24:Voyeurism-Alec/Magnus/Jace(SH)[781]Day25:Licking-Jeremy/Alaric(TVD)[714]Day26:Incest-DolanTwins(YT)[482]UPDATE

sickfics. no not the ones that are cute and a member is stomach sick, these are literally sick like gross sick.please read the tags or description, because this is stuff that is commonly very hated, but I'm pretty fucked up so i enjoy it. these are pretty much just scat/piss oneshots. some of it will contain forced/non-con elements and i will put warnings on all of them. please leave requests, any group is okay to request! (read latest chapter for more deets)

Harry has detention with Umbridge all week, and having a scar that says 'I Must Not Tell Lies' will be the very least of Harry's problems after his detentions are through.

Robin is your everyday, perfectly normal teenage girl. Well, she would be if not for the massive fucking girlcock swinging between her legs. And the fact that she has tits the size of beach balls. And also the fact that she lives in a society of ridiculously horny dickgirls that'll stick their dicks into virtually anything, be it a stranger, a family member, a petgirl, or a fourteen-year-old such as Robin herself. ~ All chapters are now somewhat individually tagged, for your reading pleasure ~

Shota-lusting cutie Docfriend gets a job as equipment manager for a little league baseball team... and uses the opportunity to spy on some really hung young boys! He's discovered, however, and the boys punish him severely... much to his delight.

LATEST KINK: CROSSDRESSINGNEXT KINK: PRAISE KINK? OVERSTIMULATION? “Take the pillow with you. Once you’re in position, lock your wrists again.” The almost inaudible sound of Dean’s button popping open has Sam’s cock thumping against the couch. He’s so hard he doesn’t know what to do with himself, but he angles his hips as far away as he can so that he doesn’t rut up against the soft, inviting solid structure in front of him. He hasn’t been told that he can, and he also isn’t so sure he can go more than one stroke before coming embarrassingly fast. “Such a good boy… My good baby boy. You’re killing me here, Sammy,” Dean comments, tugging down his zipper and freeing his cock in the next few seconds, jeans bunched up underneath his thighs–crushed against the couch cushions. Sam moans as Dean angles his cock towards him, leaking slit pointing directly at the crease between his mouth. There’s nothing he wants more than to get his lips on it, but he’s prepared to wait as long as it takes for Dean to tell him to, “You want to suck my cock, sweetheart?” UPDATED RANDOMLY.

Or ((The Shit Fic))

A non-famous AU where Harry, Louis, Niall, and Zayn live together as a family, with Louis and Zayn being the daddy figures. Chapters will cover everything from nappies to age play to all kinds of kinkiness.

Wings of Fire Smut I write in my "free time." I will be accepting requests with a list of characters, kinks/fetishes, and relative story (optional) Specify who is dom/sub too.And people are asking if I’m okay with certain things, I will do literally anything that is requested to me no matter how “weird” it is.

David Bishop is a gym coach and an owner of a realistic loli sex doll. Somehow this doll mysteriously comes to life. The doll, with her new sentience, has an unyielding curiosity about David. This is the story of David and his toy, Mandy Cream.

Ron Weasley was always a very greedy and spoiled boy despite his family’s finical troubles. He has decided life isn’t right for him and things need to change. While looking through their limited collection of books for answers, Ron finds the Weasley family has a grimoire and it is very likely they weren’t always “For the Light!”. Thus, his plan begins to form. It was time he got things back on track. It was time he got back at Harry for being so useless with his fame and fortune. He knew the perfect way to do it too. It was time for Ron’s revenge.

The prophecy says Harry must defeat Voldemort. Harry thinks he's doomed to die, but Hermione is determined to not let that happen, and will do whatever it takes. The 'Power of Love' is taken a bit more literally in her quest to help him. Main fetishes: anal, bestiality, bondage, breasts, breathplay, CBT, cum drinking, dirty socks+pantyhose+panties, edging, enemas, face sitting, farting, feet, femdom, forced orgasms, futanari, human toilet, humiliation, impregnation, incest, maledom, pegging, piss drinking, scat, smells, squirting, sweat, tentacles, toilet slavery, toys

Exactly what the title says. CHAPTERS HAVE DIFFERENT TAGS!!!Check the notes at the beginning of each chapter to see which exact tags apply! If you don't like this sorta thing: don't read it, blacklist it and especially: don't comment flak. Otherwise, enjoy :3

The World of Remnant is full of many terrors: Grimm, terrorists, murderous futas. Some of these fine specimens will be no exception to the latter. Series of one shot snuff pieces in my head that I didn't want to bring to FF.Net.

Draco and Harry goes through the uncharted waters in their relationship, and slowly become more and more comfortable with one another.

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An excursion into the Forbidden Forest confronts Hermione with a kink she didn't anticipate having...

**NOW INCLUDING ILLUSTRATIONS** A story that explores what would happen if Lawrence were less reserved about the many beautiful girls he encounters on his travels. Holo's affection for her companion is tested to its breaking point. Spoiler alert, as this fic traces the same arcs as the original light novel. The actual resolution of arcs is glossed over, if addressed at all. Nonetheless, spoilers.

This is just a place for requested oneshots, and some drabbles that I don't want to turn into full oneshots. Read the tags before reading this, don't like? Don't read.

Daddy kink, group sex, and dirty asses oh my! A collection of the usual nonsense from yours truly. Multiple ships and kinks and fandoms in little prompt fills, see if any of them catch your fancy.

Luna has a filthy little obsession, and spends the whole day indulging in it.

Kyle has been captured by Harley Quinn and forced into training to become her obedient little puppy.

The fic where Graves literally pulls shit out of Credence's ass. I don't have an excuse for this.

When the two co-founders of a multi-million dollar company and married couple; Henry Cavill and Idris Elba started having trouble in their relationship, their counselor advised them to find an outlet for their increasing sadistic tendencies in a way that didn't cause conflict between them. So, they hired Kit Connor as their personal secretary with every intention of making him their co-owned sex slave!

This follows the story of a student in a school of incontinent teens Due to the Watch

A known associate of a notorious drug lord has been captured; it's up to Caveira to interrogate her and uncover the criminal's hideout.

Despite providing viable intelligence, an American-Muslim spy has been deemed too risky to be left alive and it falls on Ash to terminate her with extreme prejudice.

Deep in the heart of a mysterious enemy's territory, some time after their victory over Zarkon, Lance is on bridge duty. As the vargas of the night cycle slowly crawl by, he thinks back to moments during their sojourn in this sector of space - and ponders his own place on a team without their two strongest members. A small interquel to The Garden of Heaven. Tags will be added as the work proceeds. This work is COMPLETE. Enjoy!