Robots

A collection of short flash fiction requested through my tumblr. I'm going to do a flash fiction day at least once every month, and keep all the results here organized by date! If you wanna join in on next month's fun, come follow me on Twitter! Please keep in mind that these stories are extremely varied in kink, tone, and pairings. Some of them are romantic, some of them are hardcore and rough, and one of them literally has a naked Commander Shepard spreading dank memes. So...they're truly a bit of dirty chaos. I've decided to make a separate chapter for each, and the summary is a copy/paste of the actual prompt request that led to me writing it. Since all the chapter titles start with the franchise it's set in, should be easy to navigate to the smut you want!

"At The Factory, we always focus on improving our products. We produce high quality companions, prepared to your liking, and now even offer home deliveries and gift wrapping. We also sell energy serums, produced by our men right here in the factory. If you're interested in entering our program, simply head on over to our factory lobby and sign up!" I think there's way too little fuck-machine content focused on guys, as well as very elaborate/full body machinery, thus that is exactly what this work is about.The Factory takes place in a fictional universe where men sign up wishing to become live-in sexual companions, and the factory prepares them for this future position. Please note: Every single character that appears in this fic is always at least 25 years old and fully consenting. Every chapter features a new person. You can skip/read in any order, use the chapter elevator as a guide if you're looking for something specific!Feel free to point out spelling mistakes!I use the word boy with 100% intention as adult boy, like saying dude.There are clearly mild liberties taken with the human body because, y'know fiction. You're probably not here for actual science.

You’ve been reassigned to be the Daycare Attendant animatronic’s handler at the Pizzaplex. After working with both Bonnie and Roxy, you aren’t particularly intimidated by the Sun and Moon. In fact, when you’re accidentally locked in overnight, you decide the best place to wait out the night is with the Sun. And it is, more than you could’ve anticipated. You know what this is. !! Sun and Moon chapters are up + this is now a series for some reason. **Dead Dove for Dubcon and so I can tap the sign on ppl who read this to complain. It’s weird porn. I’m ace and robots turn me on. Get over it.

Someone is building machines that look and act like people. Meanwhile, the Winter Soldier tries to be Bucky Barnes.

A bunch of one-shots I wrote when horny and bored, all reader inserts because I'm used to that. Like my other works, it's absolute degeneracy.---Edit: I've reposted these one-shots as standalone works so they can be sorted through more easily. I decided to leave this collection up for convenience.

Would you hide a part of yourself? You might do it if that part scared you. After a while, you might get good at hiding your secrets and past. Grian had experience with that sort of thing, and now he must do it once again — but it’s so much harder this time.

Steve can handle this. He could totally handle this. Tony didn't need to know. If only he had remembered Spider-Man before they ended up on the news.

This will be where all the smutty requests from my Tumblr inbox go. Sometimes the request will get it's own individual story if it's something I feel I want to expand and write more about, but most of the shit that goes here will be porn without plot, fucked up little sex scenes and kinks I've been requested to explore or write. Check the tags before proceeding and they'll be added as I do each prompt, will be a shit ton of non-con and other dubious fucked up shit, so you've been warned.

Tony begins to notice that things are going missing from his workshop... and discovers that his bots have been hiding a very, very big secret from him. Or rather, a very, very small one. In which Dummy is a kleptomaniac, You is painfully shy, Butterfingers is a programming genius, JARVIS is a sarcastic sonofabitch, Pepper takes care of Tony outside of the workshop, Bruce is Tony's boo, Thor is Tony's favourite, Clint is actually kind of smart, Steve has terrible timing, and problem-solving is never simple or easy.

Bucky Barnes gets a tune-up, a new pet, and a home.

Charlie Watson was nobody. Bee had only ever been in a small California Beach town in the first place because his memory had been missing. After getting it back and stopping a broadcast that would have brought the entire Decepticon army to Earth, he'd been gone: Off to find his commanding officer—his fellows-in-arms—and report in ready for duty. Off to be a hero.

Tony is driving from Malibu to Manhattan with a robot in the back seat and Captain America riding escort at Pepper's behest. What could possibly go wrong?

“Look, I know I’m not exactly the church on Sunday type,” Tony breathed. “And maybe if I ever got in a confessional, it’d take the better part of a day to get through the whole list.” He bent at the waist, all too conscious of the fact that the remaining armor was weighing him down. One hand found a rock- a pretty half-assed weapon, sure, but better than nothing if it came to that. And of course it was going to come to that. That was how his life worked. “But if any god’s out there listening right now, it would be one hell of a chance to make me a believer.” A response came with startling immediacy, a whisper so near to his ear that he could feel the warm breath of the speaker. “Now, tell me. Is that an official prayer?” The voice was low and soft like dark silk, and if anything could have made this moment worse, it was recognizing who that voice belonged to- and then having his brain catch up and recognize who that voice belonged to. He and the universe, Tony Stark told himself, would have to have a little heart-to-heart about expectations.

"It needs time to adjust to your shape--go on, we have to get you on the truck in ten." Felix stared at that box, prepared to back out. He couldn't-- but he was already naked, and he needed the money. And they paid well. And there was healthcare after three months. And vacation days.

Khan dies not too long after Nori, and Uzi is left alone. The drone child quickly falls into disrepair, becoming rusted and glitchy. Uzi is only barely able to survive, she is forced to change herself in ways no Worker Drone ever has before. J knows that her coworkers are lonely. As much as she refuses to admit it, she was lonely as well. So when N brings in a strange Disassembly Drone who seems to have just as isolated a life as the rest of them, who is she to turn them away?

What does a quirkless boy who has lost everything possibly have to lose by becoming a vigilante? The answer is absolutely nothing! Especially when he is a ghost to the law. What does a quirkless boy who has lost everything possibly have to gain by becoming a vigilante? Everything. A purpose, a way to help people the heroes forget or miss, and maybe even…a new family, and his dream. Join Midoriya Izuku as he makes his way into Yuuei’s hero course and builds his family along the way. Oh, and he kicks some villain ass, but that was kind of a given.

「夠大嗎？」史蒂夫只能這麼說。它周圍很粗，頂端是紅色，然後是白色和藍色。 巴奇的眼睛看著他的，溫暖而戲謔。「我想我能應付。」 （基於提示：「巴奇在史蒂夫面前吃形狀像陽具的食物，把他逼瘋。」）

Extremis has a few unexpected benefits.

Reader is a detective at Hank's precinct. Rumor has it they're keeping an android in the basement. Curiosity gets the better of her, and soon she finds any excuse to 'visit'. Connor picks up on it and decides to ask her about it. Slightly cannon divergent. Will contain spoilers!!!! I just want Connor to get some love tbh

This work will just be a collection of all the sick little fics I write on my Tumblr when I'm in the mood. I figured I mind as well post them here, too. Get ready for a lot of Nick abuse.Some of these were also inspired by asks I received on Tumblr, so thanks to those people.

How exactly do you hide a giant robot for fifty years? Very, very carefully ....

“No!” “Oh come on Hiro, please do this for me!” “Definitely not!” “This will help my experiment out so much!” “N-O, no!” Honey Lemon is creating a new chemical boost for the team. But, she need Hiro and Tadashi's help in order to complete her experiment. Hiro of course is unwilling and Tadashi is oblivious as always.

"If you are hearing this message, then I, Hamato Donatello, have been put out of commission and cannot fix myself, which is the bad news. The good news is if you are hearing this and the lab is not currently self-destructing, then I am at the very least not dead, probably thanks to Raphael who is presumably dramatically sobbing over my handsome not-quite-corpse. Please know that this is a prerecorded message, Leo, and arguing with me will get you nowhere. " With that, let's get to saving my life." After a fight leaves Donatello on the verge of the abyss, his brothers discover he has a trick left up his sleeve- and a very strange trick indeed.

Peter's fieldtrip doesn't end in an explosion, but he and Harley do break a window, and almost break two windows.

Lots of cringe stuff in here. Dunno if you want to really look Lol Just some porn and like...crappy life stuff.

A mysterious break-in at an underwater lab facility leads to Steven and the Crystal Gems recovering an injured, hurting, and mistrustful Lapis Lazuli, and Steven insists on enlisting his family to try and help Lapis get back on her feet and deal with the loss of everything she's ever known. But with Peridot on the loose playing mad scientist, a swarm of Homeworld robots gunning for the Crystal Gems and any Gem associated with them, Jasper still at large, and evidence piling up that Malachite is still badly affecting Lapis, will Steven be able to help his new friend without exposing his loved ones to a whole host of terrible dangers? Good thing Steven's loved ones are no slouches when it comes to dealing with serious trouble... (Canon as of Chille Tid, completely and utterly jossed as of Stevenbomb 4.0. As of Summer of Steven, this work is no longer part of a series and will not be continued.)

A prequel prequel. Megatron rises to power from Kaon's underworld, Ratbat falls from the glory of the Golden Age, and Soundwave, a drone, learns of what part he is to play in the destiny of Cybertron. (This expands upon the brief histories given in both Transformers: Prime and also War For Cybertron, setting the stage for the events that will come later and detailing the reasoning behind some of both universes' unique features: Drones, Megatron's engineering skills, the origins of mechanical life, etc) Many cameos await.

A collection of one shots featuring America's sweethearts; the men and women of Marvel.( Rated M for some chapters, which are labeled as explicit. )

With Rivet's and Kit's dimension finally liberated from the remainder of the now-exiled Emperor Nefarious' forces, peace begins to spread across their small corner of the universe and the two Lombaxes are finally about to make that final pitstop Ratchet alluded to at the end of Rift Apart. Finally, after years of dreaming about it, the two Lombaxes are finally going back to their kind - home. However, something terrible has happened in the other corners of the universe while Ratchet and Clank were away, and the two Lombaxes and the two bots will need to rely on each other if they are going to survive the long road ahead of them.

Phil Coulson has two lives: by day he's a quiet, respectable Edwardian gentleman and his biggest risk is on a hand of cards at his club; at night he's a masked vigilante, fighting to make London safer. Keeping those lives separate is difficult enough when his closest friend is the head of a special task force within the Metropolitan police. It becomes even more difficult when his latest case gets dangerously close to home, bodies start washing up on the banks of the Thames, and Detective Inspector Fury's team is tasked with capturing the vigilante. Clint Barton, Coulson's new valet, is down on his luck and inexperienced at valeting but his skills from his former life may be exactly what Coulson needs. They just need to negotiate their way through Coulson's secret life and their growing attraction to each other. And save London from a terrifying new threat along the way.

Usually the kidnapping scenario goes as follows: beaten up a bit, demands are made, Tony snarks, Avengers eventually help save. But this - this darkness, this arena filled with mechanical monsters, is not Tony's usual stint. He has no idea if the Avengers are coming for him and no one is making demands. It's just him versus machine.

In the aftermath of a battle Hulk asks for help rescuing kittens.

“I didn’t say I’d do the mission,” Steve said.“Why not?” Fury said.“I don’t know,” Steve said. “I—there’s not a lot I don’t want to do to anyone who worked on the Winter Soldier, and that’s—well. It’s not a very high minded reason to decide to do something.”“Don’t need you to be high minded,” Fury said. “I just need you to kill her.”

Haruka is no stranger to making body modification potions, but she's never usually one to use them on herself. When her latest experiment goes awry after using the wrong animal DNA, she has to rely on the hands of her trusty robot assistant to get back to normal.

Yet another New Kree Empire and a new nightmare for Kate.