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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!” Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity. Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game? Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate. And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

It’s easy to forget with his bright smiles and positive personality that Midoriya Izuku isn’t the living embodiment of sunshine.Or: Moments when class 1-A and company notice that Izuku isn’t quite as pure as they think he is.

如果赫敏格蘭傑擅長的一件事，那就是使用魔法來解決她的問題。而這次她的問題就是性 幸運的是，她有了完美的解決方案：一個被專利的日夢吊飾迷上的盒子。每當她打開它時，她都會發現自己在夢境中，在那裡她可以毫無風險地生活自己最髒的幻想。 不過，魔法有點棘手。出於某種原因，馬爾福一直在和她一起出現。感謝上帝，這只是一個幻想，如果那真的是他，她永遠不會過去。 與此同時，德拉科決心想弄清楚他媽的是誰在詛咒他遭受他的秘密童年愛情的高度逼真的色情幻覺。當他找到罪犯的時候，就會有地獄要付出來

On her 38th birthday, Lena's friend decides to gift her something she can't refuse: a hot blonde alpha to take care of her pool.

赫敏格蘭傑和德拉科·馬爾福從未打算炸毀他們一生的工作，但這更是他們去做的。現在，他們已經被困在過去 200 年之前，他們擁有破碎的時間轉換器、一個失去的煙草盒、少數女兒過度符合條件的女兒，以及一位穿著斜紋針織開衫的家精靈。如果他們停止爭論足夠長時間才能使用它們，就需要他們敏銳的智力的綜合力量來帶回家。事實證明，歷史只是一次又一個可怕的事故。 對於哈利波特、簡·奧斯汀和康妮·威利斯的粉絲來說，這是一部歷史性浪漫喜劇，一切關於時間，以及從中脫離它。

❝You see we have a little bet going on between us teachers. The rules are pretty simple and straightforward; Who can fuck you best.❞ IN WHICH a wicked game arises between the teachers. Going to all and any lengths to win this bet just to be able to prove themselves right— unfortunately at a student's expense. Lines will be crossed, morals will be forgotten, hearts will be broken and for what reason? They're all thirsting to win. And the target has been chosen.

Arc I (Chapters 1 to 74): Eight years after the commencement of hostilities, Colonel Tanya von Degurechaff has finally learned how to battle the irrational forces of hatred, fear and despair that have fuelled and fanned the flames of a global war. But what’s a military prodigy to do in the face of the most incomprehensible threat to reason of all—love? Arc II (Chapters 75 onwards): Seven years after the cessation of hostilities, Brigadier General Tanya von Degurechaff has everything she’s ever wanted—and even more: a brilliant career, a stellar reputation, a promising future…and a beautiful wife. But when enemies conspire to take the one thing that matters to her the most, just how much will she give up to get it back? Please note that the last chapter of this work is a moving appendix that includes information about the story’s timeline of events, cast of characters, geographical map, worldbuilding conventions and list of omakes, illustrations and songs. Hence, to read the latest updated chapter, click here.

The Hero Class Civil War is over, but the shadows cast and the actions taken echo.Inspiration and new friendships bloom in the aftermath, and new challenges arise to face the Hero Classes of UA, regardless of what side they took.But while everyone learns and grows, some fight to stay on their path.While in the dark, things begin to shift and prepare.

-DISCONTINUED- Tommy is an ordinary coffee shop worker but when Siren, wanted villain, comes one day and just orders a coffee suddenly villains come by casually.Turns out Siren decided he would recommend the shop to every villain who breathed in his direction.Tommy was not paid enough for this.

When Kirishima accidentally confesses to Bakugo, they are both faced with the fact that they have NO idea how to date. Illustrated by QueenofLiz4rds!

Ritsu travels twenty years into the past to try to undo the apocalypse, but due to an unforeseen error, the whole of the third year of Kunugigaoka Junior High School has been brought along for the ride and are now trapped in a time-bubble for three days...things weren't off to a great start.

Following the lives of our favourite volleyball dorks as they live their day to day lives. Some highs and lows, drops, pups, heats, ruts, fluff, angst and family time. You name it, we got it in this story!

Join the circle of discord as each woman from UA High School wants one thing: Izuku Midoriya. Rather through love letters, drugged soda, kidnapping, or whatever their yandere hearts desire. Enter the dark comedy of mishaps and misadventures as Izuku is subjected to whatever thing a woman wants to do to him. {One-shots/anthology} {NSFW} {AU} Update on 6/23/24: CTRL + ALT + Desire! (Part V) (Kaina x Izuku)Update on 6/30/24: CTRL + ALT + Desire! (Part VI) (Kaina x Izuku)Update on 7/1/24: Yandy Oddparents (The Conclusion)Update on 7/6/24: CTRL + ALT + Desire! (Part VII) (Kaina x Izuku)Update on 9/28/24: CTRL + ALT + Desire! (Part VIII) (Kaina x Izuku)Update on 9/30/24: CTRL + ALT+ Desire! (Part IX) (Kaina x Izuku)Coming Soon: Midnight's Freestyle (Part III) (Nemuri x Izuku)

Izuku Midoriya's family beach trip went awry when an attempted act of heroism lets to an unexpected first. Jumpcut to twelve years later: Izuku was struggling to stay afloat when his stepfather threw him a chance. What was meant to be a reprieve turned into something else entirely when he finds someone washed onto the beach. A memory he should have buried long ago, a kiss he could never forget, and a debt he could now repay. Or. What do you do when you have an angry Merman in your bathtub that speaks a different language? Or again. What do you do when a stoopid hooman rescues you and then proceeds to start courting with you?

Maria Campbell remembers an old life. A life bathed in blood. A fishing hamlet. A research hall of many floors and many patients. And a stranger who insisted on corpse-fishing...AKA, that fic where a grimdark DLC boss is reincarnated in fluffy otome-land and still acts like she's in a FromSoftware game (that's NOT Cookies & Cream)...

That awkward moment when you have phone sex with your childhood best friend and neither of you realize who is on the other end. A love story.

邁爾斯．艾吉沃斯不太確定自己究竟是如何捲入這場賭局，要來證明他和菲尼克斯．萊特（完全是專業且柏拉圖式的！真的！）之間的關係有多堅固，但他知道這是克勞維爾的錯。

A collection of short flash fiction requested through my tumblr. I'm going to do a flash fiction day at least once every month, and keep all the results here organized by date! If you wanna join in on next month's fun, come follow me on Twitter! Please keep in mind that these stories are extremely varied in kink, tone, and pairings. Some of them are romantic, some of them are hardcore and rough, and one of them literally has a naked Commander Shepard spreading dank memes. So...they're truly a bit of dirty chaos. I've decided to make a separate chapter for each, and the summary is a copy/paste of the actual prompt request that led to me writing it. Since all the chapter titles start with the franchise it's set in, should be easy to navigate to the smut you want!

A collection of short stories about Naomi, a collared mom who will do anything her children ask of her.

In canon, Izuku turned out to be quirkless, despite both his parents having quirks: one that attracts small objects and one that breathes fire. There are so many ways for these quirks to have combined into what could’ve been Izuku’s, and so many of these potential combinations can be seen across the multiverse. In this specific one, however, Izuku Midoriya is born with a star in his stomach and plasma coursing through his veins…That’s sure to affect a few things in his life, for better and for worse. A healthy dose of the butterfly effect, plenty of quirk theory and analysis, unconventional relationships and dilemmas, a revamped curriculum and more await Izuku and the others, in a world that seems so similar yet so different once you look closer.(Previously ‘Quirk: Starborn’) “Izuku, promise me you’ll be just like the Sun, the brightest star in the sky. That way, when I and everyone else all over the world look up, we’ll know it’s you.” Act 1: (Chapters 01-12) LeapAct 2: (Chapters 13-27) AscentAct 3: (Chapters 28-41) SurpassAct 4: (Chapters 42~57) SoarAct 5: (Chapters ?? - ??) ApexAct 6: (Chapters ?? - ??) Beyond

(oh my god they were roommates) "Thank you, valued user, for accepting the Protagonist Rehabilitation Programme. Your task: Ensure the protagonist's happiness." Shen Yuan is convinced that his favouri... least favourite novel's main protagonist isn't really happy. He has babes, money and power, but does he have any friends?Cue the system handily dropping Demon King Luo Binghe into his bedroom. Can Shen Yuan make him happy before the timer runs out? (90% light-hearted comedy, 10% existential horror and fear because this is the OG PIDW Binghe we're talking about)

When a heatwave strikes, everyone's biggest concern is how to function as a proper human being alongside the extreme heat. For Bakugou, his biggest concern is to not inadvertently cause monumental explosions due to sweating nitroglycerin like a fountain.Luckily, he discovers that Todoroki serves as the perfect temperature regulator body pillow.

Batman is notorious for his secretive ways, so when the Justice League meets someone he associates with, they naturally have questions. The questions continue to pile up when it’s clear that Batman is rather. . . close to him. Or the Justice League thinks Batman and Nightwing are dating.

This story continues straight after the finale of She-Ra and far, far beyond - all the way to the farthest reaches of space. The clones are still out there, somewhere, and so is Angella, but before Catra can deal with any of that she must learn to live with the terrible mistakes of her past. Only then will she feel worthy of Adora's love, as well as the unwavering friendship of the Best Friend Squad.

Two days ago, you said goodbye to your best friend. Yesterday, you lost your job with no prior notice. And then today, you had a fight with your mom. So that’s your day today. Lonely, fighting with your mom, jobless. Perfect Day for a drink or two, right? What's that on TV about monsters? You didn't expect the monsters to accept that application for a social media job you sent them while you were drunk. Now you've suddenly moved to Ebott and spend your days hanging out with monsters, documenting your weird new life, and marvelling at how different monsters and humans can be - and how similar.

Yuu was fine with the situation, honestly. Being brought to a school against her will? At least they fed her. She was even given a place to stay- in a ramshackle, literally, but she could manage! Everything was fine. Until she was somehow enrolled into Night Raven College. The only problem? She’s a girl. Aka: Yuu gets mistaken for a boy and is enrolled into Night Raven College. Ouran Shenanigans ensue. *The relationship tags are the most prominent* CH: 1-18 - HEARTSLABYUL ARC CH: 19-35 - SAVANACLAW ARC CH: 37-54 + 70-90 - SCHOOL PLAY / OCTAVINELLE ARC CH: 55-69 - BAD END ARC [optional] CH: 92-109 - SCARABIA ARC CH: 110-120 - FAIRY GALA ARC CH: 122-158 - POMEFIORE ARC CH: 159-211 - IGNIHYDE ARC CH: 212-CURRENT - GLORIOUS MASQUERADE ARC

Hermione Granger has a career she loves, friends she can depend on, and a nice set of hand towels for her new flat.She's single and tired of tiresome men, but that doesn't stop her from wearing beautiful lingerie underneath her serious Ministry skirts.Or having pictures taken in naughty knickers.Just once.For herself. Draco Malfoy doesn't get upset at the sight of blood, which is good, because he sees a lot of it.What he doesn't see a lot of is Hermione Granger in her unmentionables.Usually. A series of meetings and mix-ups in which one cannot possibly mean done.

Just a single moment, a single split second, and everything falls apart for no reason. Within the sound of a snap, the car crashes, lightning strikes, tragedy strikes, and people can’t even realize what’s happened until after the fleeting moment has passed. It was ephemeral, but at the same time, it was lasting, eternal, because the echoes of its consequences would continue to haunt them long after the lightning and its storm had passed. Long after the wreck of the car has been cleaned off the street. When his quirk first appeared, Midoriya Izuku had learned that all men were not created equal. Some were born into this world lucky and others were born into it unlucky. He also learned that he was one of those born unlucky. It would be hard not to be, considering his quirk was a Jinx. When the weight of his misfortune became too heavy to carry, Izuku was pushed over the edge. Only for another boy with a different "villain quirk" to pull him back over. Together, the both of them move forward trying to prove to the society that not everything painted in a black light is bad. The real question is whether or not Izuku can prove that to himself first.

The barrier of underfell is broken. It's been a month, and monsters are finally allowed to move into the city. You're staying in a small cheap apartment waiting for your newest property to finish, when you get a rude noisy neighbor. Does he really have to play his music so loudly. It's not even good music. You're sick of this. You're not listening to him stomping around, yelling or… playing video games. Oh wait, you know that video game . Time to put special plan "get back at your jerk neighbor" into action. Just because your a vampire and stay up all night, doesn't mean he can be a jerk. A story about developing friendship, good laughs, and teaching Sans the meaning of friendship and love, when all he's known is the horrible world of Underfell.

When Hua Cheng loses all his memories of Xie Lian, afflicted by a tricky curse, there’s only one way to get them back: Xie Lian has to get Hua Cheng to kiss him. It shouldn’t be too difficult, right? Xie Lian has a plan. “Greetings, Chengzhu,” Xie Lian said. “Apologies for the intrusion. Actually, I’ve been gifted to you by the heavens as a…”His voice caught.“I mean, to—”Xie Lian’s cheeks suddenly felt hot, and his palms grew damp under the rope binding his arms together. Beneath Hua Cheng’s piercing stare from above, he lost his cool.“As your,” he stammered. “Um, as—well—if you want, I’ve been sent to you as—I’m here to be your—”

Izuku Midoriya wanted to be a hero, that's all he wanted. Even if he didn't have a quirk, even if the whole world seemed against him, this was the dream he chose but seemed so far from his reach. However, this all changed from two fateful encounters. One of them was with All Might, who offered Izuku the chance to become a hero. But the other was someone who witnessed this offer. This was Enso Ureshi, a boy with a mysterious past who claimed that Izuku was much more special than he thought himself to be. After a surprising compromise, Izuku sets off on an adventure to become the hero he wishes to be, with Enso by his side. But exactly who is Enso? Why did he suddenly choose to help Izuku on his path? Who was the mysterious threat that he mentioned would soon come upon their world? And what was so special about Izuku in the first place? (Izuku x harem) (CHAPTERS BEING RETYPED! Check the titles of chapters to see which ones have already been retyped or not.)

Come do yoga and art with Shouto, massage Midoriya in a hot tub, or plow Katsuki in the locker room. All that here and more, folks.

One would think that having the name of one's soulmate appear on one's wrist on one's sixteenth birthday would make matrimony much less complicated. It mostly does not. And not at all for Miss Elizabeth Bennet of Longbourne. (A deconstruction of the "soulmate identifying mark" trope, using "Pride and Prejudice." Trigger warnings in the tags.)

Izuku is the hero of the tale of his interaction with big sisters of UA. Each girl is infatuated with the teen and they will do whatever it takes to have him. Watch as Ochako, Itsuka, Momo, Toru, Tsuyu and the other girls dote on their little brother through the series of one-shots and short chapters to show how much appreciative and loving they are of their cinnamon roll. {AU} Update on 7/5/22: Kids These Days (Part I) (Melissa x Izuku)Update on 7/9/22: The Reprise of Fuyumi's Interlude (Fuyumi x Izuku)Update on 9/20/22: Cross Our Heart (Part VIII) (Izuku x Ochako)Update on 11/27/23: An IS Special: Seven Minutes (The Escape!) (Part I)Update on 3/23/24: Shouto for the Weekend (Part V) (Shouto x Izuku)Update on 3/25/24: Never Forget Me (Part IV) (Camie x Izuku)

It all started when the alpha laid eyes on the short curvy omega and he knew at that moment that his life would never be the same, in a good way of course.