漠北军

In an A/B/O world written by an author who doesn’t know shit about omegaverse, instead of dying of qi deviation, an alpha Liu Qingge accidentally knocked up an omega Shen Jiu.Meanwhile, Shen Yuan discovered that he is now a baby and his parents happen to be the two Peak Lords from an ABO version of the stallion novel that angered him to death. Also, the protagonist is now his babysitter. Repost as individual fic from my one-shots collection, with added scenes.

"Water is like love, it has no shape. It takes the shape of whatever it inhabits. It's the most powerful element in the universe. It's gentle, flexible, but breaks through every barrier." - Guillermo del Toro Shen Jiu has carried a secret his whole life, and renunced any hope to ever create a bond with someone else as a consequence. No one is safe for him to get closer -- at least, until Shen Yuan fell into his wretched existence and rewrote Shen Jiu's entire being to revolve around him. That's the thing with love: as water, it can go everywhere and will carve a way if need be.

Shen Yuan wakes up in the middle of nowhere as a sword due to a system error. What the hell is he supposed to do with himself now? No knowledge of ‘I was reincarnated as a sword’ required to read.

Shen Yuan has been dealt a rough hand at the beginning of his life. Then he gets sort of adopted by Shen Qingqiu, who desperately needs someone to help smooth out his interpersonal relationships. Thankfully, Shen Yuan is awesome at understanding people and what they want! Shen Qingqiu can't decide if he regrets claiming this chaos gremlin as his own or not, but now that Shen Yuan is here, he's never letting him go. He'll have to be pried out of Shen Qingqiu's cold, dead fingers first. Meanwhile, Luo Binghe is just caught up in the wake of both of them and trying not to be dragged under. (Or, a drama of errors with comedic moments, exploring the growing relationship between an unforgiving misanthrope with serious issues and a traumatized kid that just wants to teach him what family means (and maybe learn it, himself))

Shen Yuan transmigrates into a palace harem novel as forgotten omega concubine Shen Qingqiu. He makes the best of his new life until he is given the "honor" of raising Tenth Prince Luo Binghe. Unfortunately, as a forgotten omega concubine, there is virtually no food or help being sent his way to help raise the child. Helplessly watching his child slowly starve, Shen Qingqiu turns to the only source of nourishment in his little corner of the palace. aka Shen Yuan deals with his new omega body and lactation while trying to feed a baby Binghe

For some inexplicable reason, Shen Qingqiu's body separates into Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu. Neither of them is happy with their new relationship. Or sometimes fate is inscrutable and brings together two people who have lost their family.

A series of SVSS one-shots. 1. Moshang Beast AU2. Stalking Shen3. BingJiu Yandere World4. GYX vs BL Deities5. Bingpup and Nyanzun6. BingYuan ABO7. Perverts Around Me8. Telenovelas are Hell (B9)9-14. Mamazun15-18. TLJ's Adventures19-20. 🥒✈ Commentary on 7️⃣9️⃣21. System Bingge22. BingYuan Roleplay23-24. Fall in love or die (79)25. BingLiu26. Psycho Pass AU27-30. Villain CEO Boyfriend31. Life of Cucumber32. K-drama33. Demon in Pendant (B9)34-36. Secret Agent Idol37. GYX/SJ38. OG Vibe39-40. Bingderella's Stepfather41. Airplane42. How to (not) save the villain43. I am your servant (B79)44. QiJiu ABO45-46. Food (HaremJiu)47. MoShang Roleplay48. LGJ/SJ49-50. Voice Actor (SJ/SY)

Shen Yuan was tired of playing Friend B, Passerby A, Cannon Fodder C... he wanted to play a role with some spotlight, even if it had to be a villain's role! Luckily, the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way offered just the perfect role for him - the scumbag villain, Shen Qingqiu! Shen Yuan went ahead and took the role - along with what he had been told was the villain's halo, a special item that can make him the perfect villain! Too bad the intern in charge of the counter was too busy playing Solitaire and had given him the white lotus halo instead - a halo perfect for the heroines.

Shen Yuan, the biggest anti-fan of this year's most popular stallion novel, Proud Immortal Demon Way! The novel that Shen Yuan would happily curse until his last breath for being cliche, having an ungodly amount of horny fan service that didn't pertain to any plot, not that there truly was a plot, to begin with in this trash novel! Having the legitimacy of a grade school essay, far too many unfinished backstories, and a ridiculous amount of subplots that's only purpose was to serve as sixty chapters of papapa to an overpowered protagonist whose harem reached triple digits! And when he says that he would happily curse it until his last breath, he means it. "A-Yuan, what are you doing sleeping right now?" Wait, where is he? "Why are you ignoring your Gege? Answer me!" Who’s his Gege!?! Shen Yuan realizes that the plot holes in PIDW really are going to be the actual death of him, but all he has to do is survive in this new world and keep his Gege and Qi-ge safe and happy with him! But most importantly, stay as far away from the scum villain and Luo Binghe as possible! Which turns out to be his biggest struggle of all!

Shen Yuan transmigrates during the previous generation of Cang Qiong, and despite being totally mediocre (or so he thinks) he ends up becoming the Head Disciple of Qing Jing Peak. Shen Yuan decides to try and live his life to the best of his ability, avoid the scum villain when he makes his inevitable appearance, and grow stronger so he can stay alive long enough to be able to see his favourite protagonist in the flesh - and then escape so he's not killed when Luo Binghe takes over the world. But, of course, the plot has got to plot, and nothing ever goes according to plan. ~My version of a Shen Yuan disciple fic, where Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu become martial siblings, and the world conspires against them~

Standing on the edge of the Endless Abyss, Shen Yuan chooses to take the point deduction and die rather than shove Luo Binghe over the edge. What can the System do except engage the failsafe mode and restore the account of the original user? (or, Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu become trapped in the same body and are forced to cooperate in order to survive the plot and achieve their happy endings)

A very indulgent fic about SY(J) as a demon lord, screwing over the plot and banging LQG on the regular.

After Luo Binghe crawls out of the abyss the first thing he does is finding his Shizun. It takes them one dream to clear their misunderstandings (most of them at least), another one to relieve Luo Binghe's rut, and yet another one to cure Shen Qingqiu's "fever". But those are just dreams right? Besides, Shen Qingqiu is a beta right? ... So why is there a bun cooking in his oven?!

After waking up in a summoning circle in a child’s body irreparably damaged by demonic cultivation, Shen Yuan must navigate Cang Qiong Mountain Sect and the events of Proud Immortal Demon Way. Just whose body is this, anyway?

After dying while cursing at the last trash novel he read, Shen Yuan found himself transmigrated to said novel. As what you may ask? The protagonist? The scum villain? NO! He’s a nobody NPC born from the Warm Red Pavilion. Even worst he’s an orphan…with debt. So much debt. Mother why did you leave your child with such a burden. What’s a man in a child’s body to do? What else, but use all the knowledge of his previous life to survive. Useful details from the original novel, some personal skills, as well as any song he could remember. Selling his body was out of the question but becoming an entertainer. He could work with that. It was the perfect plan but… WHY DO ALL THESE IMPORTANT CHARACTERS KEEP COMING TO HIS DOOR! Please leave this poor NPC out of this horrendous plot. He’s just trying to make ends meat here. AU: where Yuan becomes the top musician in the Warm Red Pavilion and attracts an unlikely audience: the scum villain, a war god, high ranking demons, a feisty cultivator, a hamster and co. They better pay him handsomely for dealing with all this crap.

In order to pay off a debt that's not his, Shang Qinghua agrees to marry a man that's as cold and unyielding as he is stupidly rich. “Marriage?” His voice breaks over the word like it’s a curse. “Really? Doesn’t it feel a bit irrational?” “Are you planning to pay off an eight-figure debt with this job and a host job?” Mobei Jun asks, and Shang Qinghua almost wants to throttle him. Though, if his wallet didn’t have a direct funnel to his dad’s bank account, Shang Qinghua might actually have been a little comfortable. “That’s not what I meant!” Shang Qinghua huffs, his head still spinning. As far as being a married man goes, Shang Qinghua is nowhere near ready. “What?” Mobei Jun raises a single eyebrow. “Were you looking to marry for love?”

The Cultivational world was in an uproar.Why?Because of the appearance of a mysterious woman-Who claimed to be able to show the future Or basically a "Watching the future" fic for Scum Villain Spanish translations are here and here

After meeting Shen Yuan in another universe, Binghe having had a glimpse of what his life could've been, goes mad in search of answers. Perhaps fate is not done with Luo Binghe just yet. That ephemeral wisp of hope, long thought to have been washed away with the spilled tea, still remains. Luo Binghe, Demon Emperor Extraordinaire, stumbles upon an even stranger world, where perhaps he may yet get a second chance at a not so disastrous ending. UPDATE: Epilogue added SpanishTranslation

Shang Qinghua is not stupid. It does not take a genius to know what it means when you ask a servant where your lord has left to and they readily supply the name of an exclusive brothel in between the two realms. Especially when it's after your utterly disastrous first time together. So he goes away for a bit to clear his head. And promptly gets kidnapped.

Shen Yuan tried not to think of his original family too often, his parents, his brothers, and sister… Nope. Done with that train of thought. He’s Shen Qingqiu now. This was a new life, and he has a new family to look after. Sometimes a family consists of 12 martial sibilings and a whole lot of disciples. Just a buncha fluff of Shen Qingqiu, Shang Qinghua, their martial sibilings and the kids. Shenanigans ensue. Spanish Translation by Elizabeth4664Luna here

[Upload complete! This system welcomes you to the world of The Proud Immortal Master’s Way! Binding your role: Luo Binghe, Qing Jing Peak disciple. Weapon: None. Starting B Points: 100. We hope that you can transform this "Piss poor garbage that barely had any right to be called writing, stain upon the entirety of China’s […] etc.” story into a high end, impressive, classic work according to your desire! Fulfill dropped plotlines! Find the hinted “true end”! As the plot progresses, there will be multiple point-giving missions opened. Please make sure total B points do not fall below 0. Otherwise the system will automatically give punishment~ You can, you up! Best of luck! ｡：ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡] Avid reader Luo Mei has been cast into the world of his most beloved and most despised book as the scum villain of the series, Luo Binghe. That shouldn't be a problem, right? Just avoid killing anyone and he'll get a happy ending, right? Except things keep going wrong and Binghe keeps being blamed. All he wanted was to woo his favorite character! Why was he being cast as the villain?! AKA the story where Luo Binghe gets to take his chances as Scum Villain and transmigrator

In which, Shen Qingqiu realized what he longed for the most was freedom. Being a peak lord of Qing Jing didn't let him do that often, he envied Liu Qingge who could ditch his peak's brats so easily and go outside as he pleased. Why did Liu Qingge could do as he pleased whilst he had to stay demure in his peak? Spitefully, Shen Qingqiu also began to leave his disciples to their own devices after picking up his last disciple to appease Ning Yingying. For Luo Binghe, his Shizun was an enigma. A puzzle with many missing details, a sea with immeasurable depth. His Shizun is his hero. Every time his Shizun appeared, it was always in the direst situation which would be quickly resolved. Ming Fan came and bullied him? Snatching off his mother's jade? His Shizun came and the jade was back in Luo Binghe's hand. A demon invasion when no strong people home? His Shizun returned and stopped them. Pretty sure Shizun pushed him into the abyss for his own sake too. That's right. Luo Binghe didn't have any shred of doubt towards his mysterious and wise Shizun.

When a rogue foreign System sends out a subtle virus, some outsiders are shown chat messages between a certain two transmigrators and their Systems. AirplaneBro: nah dude shen jiu would never lay a hand on his female disciples like that, hes gay Liu Qingge tripped on thin air while Mu Qingfang choked on his tea as Shang Qinghua (their god? creator??) casually shattered their view of their original Shen Qingiu. The fake Shen Qingqiu at least, was sharing their shock. CucumberBro: EXCUSE ME WHAT??CucumberBro: The fuck he is?!?! He literally GOES TO BROTHELS! LIU QINGGE FOUND HIM IN BED WITH A WOMAN THAT ONE TIME? AirplaneBro: aight bro buckle the fuck up cuz imma take u on a joyride all about shen jiu >:) Binghes#1Fan: I don't want to send Binghe into the Abyss... System 2: User must comply, if User cannot do the task User will be punished and the account will be terminated. Mobeis #1Fan: sorry bro unless ur okay w being ded af u gotta push binghe into the abyss Ning Yingying's fists clenched. Okay, so trying to get Yuan-ge and A-Luo together would be harder than she thought.

In the best of circumstances, Shang Qinghua wouldn’t have to be cursing all the choices that Luo Binghe makes, except Luo Binghe’s every move as the venerated ruler of the realm is so carefully observed and emulated by all the other demons. Luo Binghe takes a male consort? The demons watch and learn. Luo Binghe’s consort is a human cultivator? The demons are taking notes. Luo Binghe’s human consort is a Cang Qiong Peak Lord? The demons are frantically making checklists that would determine one’s suitability to be a consort, and guess who ticks all the boxes. (Or, the one where Shang Qinghua suddenly becomes Prime Demon Marriage Material™.)

After all, Shěn Yuán can't throw BingHe into the Abyss, can't turn his White Lotus into the darkened BingGe, so he asks the System for alternatives again. However, when the system assigns him the special mission "Seduce the Alpha," Shěn Yuán knows this won't end well for him and his behind. BingQiu Omegaverse

Shen Yuan wakes up in the body of a teenage cultivator (which is something he isn't) on a mountain sect that shouldn't exist (in real life) and a great deal of dread when he realizes who he is, where he is, and what he has to do in order to not die a brutal, terrible, awful, excruciating death. So, no pressure, right?

Shen Yuan’s careful preparations to fake his own demise are rudely interrupted by actual death, and that should be the end of his story. But in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way, nothing is ever quite that simple. Or: Shen Qingqiu dies while Luo Binghe is in the Abyss, and all his hard work goes to waste when the half-demon follows his original’s cold-hearted career path to the throne. However, fate (and the System) are not finished with the Demon Lord yet. And what better to throw at him than traitors, unknown diseases, and odd, suspicious civilians who know more than they should?

Shen Qingqiu had a secret. So, naturally, it was only a matter of time before he was hit by a truth serum wife plot. // “How are you?” “Horny. Kind of want Binghe to rail me, I guess. But it’s manageable.” Liu Qingge’s hand on his forehead froze, and he was close enough that Shen Qingqiu could hear his breathing stop. He stared back expressionlessly, the mortification distantly crawling up the back of his neck. Honest One-Horned– The frustrated scream that he usually vented in his head, came out straight from mouth. “aaAAAAAHHHH GODDAMNIT AIRPLANE–”

The Qing Jing peak lord suffers a terrible Qi Deviation. But somehow he deviates into two children. And they both hate each other.

Luo Binghe is a man with the world at his feet. After clawing his way from nothing to prosperity, he revels in the success and power he has gained. There is nothing that is beyond his reach, anything he desires is at his beck and call. He's proved wrong when he meets Shen Yuan, the warm-hearted school teacher who seems to be the only person in the world who Luo Binghe set his eye on who wouldn't bend over backwards for him or swoon into his arms. What's up with that?

[Congratulations!User has scored with:Luo Binghe: (max level cap reached)Shang Qinghua: +200 points; “eternal bros” tag addedYue Qingyuan: +200 points; “childhood sweethearts” tag added; further content unlockedLiu Qingge: +200 points; further content unlocked] Or: Amongst other things, Shen Qingqiu goes through an identity crisis, gives Luo Binghe the wedding of his dreams, and gets saddled with his very own harem.

最初，申源的计划是进入清境峰。但是再想一想，他已经意识到，即使他没有参与任何欺凌行为或其他任何事情（需要明确的是，他根本没打算做），成为一名与未来复仇主角处于同等巅峰时期的门徒可能会使他陷入战争之中，因为他不是罗冰河会怜恤并带入后宫的漂亮女孩。因此，最终，他决定成为背景角色——也就是成为安定峰弟子。 需要明确的是，不成为这个特定教派的耕作者绝对不是一种选择。申元绝对不会错过亲眼目睹罗秉和行动的机会。 或者， 申元在《骄傲不朽的恶魔之路》世界的某个地方移居到一个可怜的孤儿的体内，他成为了安定峰弟子，这样他就可以待在自己最喜欢的角色——主角罗冰河的射程之内。只要他尽量减少与罗冰河的互动并在苍琼被夷为平地之前逃跑，他就会完全没事的，对吧？ 那他妈的为什么一直被拖入阴谋？！

Shen Qingqiu is a man who hides his twin brother from the world with the ferocity of a phoenix-eyed mother crane. Shen Yuan is a helpless transmigrator who wishes Airplane-bro had given even a single bit of backstory for this side character he's inhabiting! Luo Binghe isn't doomed to face the Endless Abyss, but he is forced to confront something infinitely more frustrating: an overly protective brother.

There’s a baby. There’s a baby in Shen Qingqiu’s empty robes, occupying the space that Shen Qingqiu stated with great conviction was the most comfortable spot on this gigantic fucking bed, Binghe, move, and it looks as if it’s about to cry. It pauses its fussing to blink at him, huge, dark, impossibly familiar eyes framed by long wet lashes peeping up at him from a tiny round face. It observes him, shocked, in the same split second that it takes Luo Binghe to realize what exactly it is, then it scrunches its button nose, squeezes its eyes shut, and lets loose the loudest wail Luo Binghe has ever heard in his entire cursed life. Luo Binghe will never admit that while the child screamed bloody murder, his first reaction was to flinch away so violently that he ended up with his back to the unforgiving stone floor. Why are you crying, I’m the one who wants to cry! ***Shen Qingqiu is forced into a special event, while his unfortunate husband has to take care of an admittedly adorable and very smart child in his... absence.

In Shang Qinghua’s defense, this whole trope was originally something he’d only ever written in for Sha Hualing, for precisely one scene.