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In another life, Orochimaru never leaves Konoha, opting to remain within the village that equally reveres and reviles him. Fighting a bitter battle against forces within the village that are more influential and well-positioned, he finds himself gifted with one last shining opportunity: three children, a team of genin, handed to him because Konoha has no better choice. Orochimaru agrees to become a jounin-sensei for the first and the last time, taking on the next generation's Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, and Uzumaki Naruto. [ A gradual exploration of the author's very liberal Naruto headcanon, with a good!Orochimaru (well, sorta good) who eventually becomes the Godaime Hokage. Lots of chakra theory, cool jutsu, in-depth backstories, character development, political intrigue, and den mother Orochimaru feels! Also featuring: BAMF baby Team 7! Be prepared to suspend your disbelief; this will be another one of my long-running intense worldbuilding AUs. Let's go have fun! ]

Cursed spirits are usually born knowing what they were supposed to do, apparently. "Apparently" is pretty dubious because Obito was not exactly born but more like spat out of death's stomach with absolutely no idea of what to do next. On the upside (more like downside) there's a Kakashi-look alike with a god complex and Obito really wants to fist fight god. or: There's a new curse that Gojo Satoru has the perfect conspiracy theory for. (To be fair, no one takes interdimensional ninja into account.)

During their mission to Wave, Sakura realises how behind she is in her training and decides to do something about it. She vows to become a shinobi her Village and her teammates can respect and depend on. But Sakura has always been a paper-ninja, so her first stop for inspiration is the library where she finds unexpected help in the form of one very bored tokujo who quickly goes on to become an integral part of her life. Soon, despite the neglect of her sensei and all odds seemingly against her, Sakura's destiny begins to change.

Aikawa Toshiro is born anew on the heels of the third shinobi war. He's clanless, average in strength, and is alive on luck alone. But he's here. And he's about to make it everyone else's problem. Life beget change, and if Konoha is so frequently likened to a tree, shouldn't it be expected to grow?

Bruce's habit of collecting strays is not limited by dimension. Or When Young Justice Batman comes across an angsty, seemingly abandoned by his Batman Tim Drake, he decides to step up to the plate and parent the crap out of him. podfic available: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43438116

“Honey, maybe we shouldn’t?” Fugaku rasped between the kisses. “Well… it hasn’t been that long since Itachi… are you sure it’s okay?” “Oh please, Fugaku, my love, it’s fiiiiine. What’s the worst that could happen?” The famous last words. In this story, our OC is brought from the modern world into the world of shinobi as a daughter to Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha. Some will say she is an angel, but the clan quickly learned, that she was more like a spawn of Madara Uchiha himself. Meanwhile, our dear OC, faced with the life of a shinobi, would ask only one question: What would Madara do? This fic has a discord! ^^

“The HPSC is doing what?” Present Mic asked Nedzu incredulously. Nedzu’s smile was tense. “The HPSC is concerned about the recent attack at the USJ and are choosing to intervene. A student of theirs will be transferring into Class 1-A in order to watch for a potential traitor in the school.”...Or, Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated into bnha with a quirk that makes even All for One look like child’s play. And in his eyes, anyone in UA could be the traitor he’s looking for.

当厄休拉·米雷斯醒来后在维斯特洛开始新的生活时，她差点做了聪明的事情。她距离以隔膜的身份宣誓加入信仰，并自由地在其中一个比较负盛名的Reach修道院中过着相对舒适和安全的生活，只有一年的时间，她对自己的人生命运感到满意。多年来，她的建议慢慢传递给了父亲，使她的家人得以在舞会上幸存下来并站稳脚跟。在那年冬初悲剧发生之前，House Mires的遗产得以保障。现在，厄休拉是一座她不想要的陷入困境的房子的继承人，她必须把这座房子拖出泥潭。在主人后来称之为 “寡妇之冬” 的环境中，许多女士都处于她的境地。 只有厄休拉知道接下来会发生什么，她不确定自己的房子能否幸存下来。

Totally self-indulgent Rhaenyra Self-Insert, written solely because I need to start writing again instead of planning a story to death. Cross posted on Space Battles - back to regular posting!

Aizawa Shouta knew, fundamentally, that his quirk could be useful when it came to helping others; however, after his parents died and a few, unsuccessful jaunts around the foster-care system later, he comes to realise that the world of heroes isn’t for him. Because heroes only showed up some of the time; then, if you were lucky, they’d rush onto the scene, seek their glory in defeating villains and then vanish behind a screen of adoring-fans, TV cameras and fame… leaving the ordinary people behind to sift through the fragments of their broken lives themselves. No one had saved him from the ruthless reality of being an orphan too old and too damaged to be adopted and no one gave a damn about the shady area ensconcing the care-centre he was raised in either, and so, he decides to give a damn. What follows are the tales of Café Owner Aizawa who hasn’t adopted several kids, intimidated the local gangs, scared off the pimps and caused multiple villains and heroes to catch feels for him, no sir; he just serves drinks, provides decent food and helps struggling students with their homework. It’d be irrational to think otherwise…

You're a baker with few dreams and no intentions of ever knowing that vampires exist. Klaus Mikaelson has other ideas.

Wei Ying remembers falling and a voice. “The price of seeing the future Is the ability to see the present” ...Or, another time travel-fix it where Wei Ying is given another chance to change destinies; but nothing comes free.

As a final stand in a war they never stood a chance of winning, Uzumaki Naruto chooses to use a forbidden blood seal to rip through the fabric of space and time itself rather than admit defeat. He has never been good at accepting his fate, and if bending reality with his own two hands is what it takes, then that’s just what Naruto will do. The rest of the world is just going to have to suck it up and deal with it. [OR] “A time travel seal,” Sakura says numbly, staring at him with wide eyes and a slack jaw once she finally comprehends the excited tirade he has just finished throwing at her. “A time travel seal,” Naruto confirms, grinning with a mouth full of teeth, eyes manic. Sasuke sighs, immediately giving up on trying to make sense of anything that comes out of Naruto’s mouth. “Of-fucking-course.”

TommyInnit is a vigilante. This is a known fact. The sky is blue. The grass is green. TommyInnit is a vigilante. TommyInnit also needs a job. A proper one, one that pays him well so he doesn’t need to work three jobs at a time. It’s a good thing that the Three Lives Agency is looking for interns, right?

There it is – the symbol of royalty, the King of the forest – and he picked her. Not Aegon, the King’s son, but Rhaenyra, his daughter. There’s something magical in the hart’s steady gaze, and Rhaenyra almost collapses under the weight of what the stag symbolises. Or Rhaenyra’s encounter with the white stag inspires her to step up in the game for the Iron Throne.

Indra and Asura, the two sons of the Sage, whose feud brought on the war of Uchiha and Senju. The brothers, who could not let go of their ideals, even after death. Fighting, reincarnation and bloodshed - a vicious cycle, which continoues trough the ages.But, amongst the bloodiest of circumstances, the most recent incarnates gain the memories of their past lives. Unwilling to fight and seeking repentance, they swear to break the cycle forever and bring peace.But nothing is ever easy, in the world of shinobi... AKA, Naruto and Sasuke remember their past lives, and the current generations are unsure how to deal with this new and unexpected twist Hiatus due to writer block, but I´m NOT abandoning this Spanish transpation available HERE

Three years after he escaped from the nightmare forced upon him by the Gaunt wretch, Tom Riddle meets another witch.

Post Civil War, 46-year-old Tony Stark wakes up in his 21-year-old body. Armed with memories of the future, he saves his parents, kidnaps the Winter Soldier, and kickstarts a series of unexpected events.

When Arthur wakes up from surgery, completely loopy from the anesthetics, he doesn’t recognise Merlin, but thinks he's really quite lovely.

Dr. Strange looks at the world after Thanos and, faced with its seemingly irreparable brokenness, breaks his own oath. Tony, Stephen, and Loki go back in time for one more chance - an intentional choice, because they are each other's insurance against repeating the same mistakes. Tony wakes up shortly before the Stark Expo with the reactor's palladium core still poisoning him. Stephen wakes up with undamaged hands and a flourishing medical career. Loki wakes up in Asgard one day before Thor's coronation. "Do I dare disturb the universe? / In a minute there is time / for decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse." [ Yet another take on that time travel fic with lots of worldbuilding, hand-wavey comic book science, political intrigue, inventing, nerding out, and a broken Tony trying to fix a broken world - but this time he's not alone. ]

Dream didn't know what came over him, he wanted some time to think. Some time turned to days and thinking turned to building a nice home. Days turned to weeks and the home is bigger and cozier now. Weeks turned to years and it's been a while since Dream has seen his friends. Still, they're definitely living a more peaceful life now that he's gone, right? (Or, Dream left and started a cottagecore after the L'manberg Revolution and a Dreamon took his spot and the plot continues as it does in canon. Except, we have a Dream who likes to stay in his cottage and help his injured friends without telling them who he is, exactly)

Harry's been around much longer than a normal human. Unfortunately, that means making connections that sometimes you just can't break, no matter how hard you try. When one of Harry's old connections contacts him in need of help, Harry's forced to go to their aid. Sadly, when he gets there, he has to deal a lot more than he signed up for. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight, they belong to their rightful owners. Ahloura, because I know you're likely to see this summary, I'm telling you this is an absolute shitshow that I will burn at a later date.

It starts slowly, the steady disconnect between who he is and who he should be. The man in the mirror becomes a stranger to him; he looks into the glass and wonders how everything became so distorted and backward and...wrong. He notices in bursts: when Teddy grows taller than him, when he’s kissing Ginny on her lips and looking at the subtle smile lines she’s starting to develop around her plush mouth. She’s got the cutest crinkles by her eyes. His face is smooth as it was when he was seventeen. Which was 18 years ago. He hasn’t aged a day._________Living forever isn't all it's cracked up to be. Harry Potter learns the meaning of immortality when everyone he loves dies again and again after becoming the master of death. After millennia of love lost, Death sends him to "Elsewhere" in order to give his master something new and different. Harry emerges from ash in New Asgard. What's a man like Thor to do but offer the traveler a home?

Sasaki Mirai knew the future. Many thought that would be a given with a quirk like Foresight. But how does an anxiety-riddled, resting-bitch-faced, type-A-personalitied, underground hero tell the world that it's actually because she was reborn into one of her favorite animes? Answer: she doesn't. Instead, she tries (and fails) to stick to canon, forges herself a found family out of civilians, heroes, and baby villains alike, and prays to God Nedzu that it all works out for the best. Or: a self-insert really wants to take a backseat and watch canon continue from a distance, but that's hard to do when she keeps stumbling over distressed kids and adding them to her found family like a dragon adding gold to its hoard. Featuring: an author exposing themselves, paperwork, and a fumbling All Might trying to navigate having shared custody with an underground hero.

The stranger quirks a smile, his eyes twinkling a little. He’s very cute, actually, but Jimin is hardly concerned with that right now. “Aren’t you going to introduce me?” the man asks expectantly, glancing at Hyungsik. “Of course,” Jimin says, turning to face Hyungsik. “How rude of me. Hyungsik, this is my boyfriend.” The corners of his mouth twitch. “What?” “Yes,” Jimin repeats. “My boyfriend. His name is...” Jimin finds the stranger’s foot with his own and steps on it gently, crushing the toe of his chunky sneaker under his Chelsea boot. “Jungkook,” the man says, and it sounds like he’s choking back a laugh. “My name is Jungkook.”

Rickon Stark's firstborn child comes two years early, born with eyes that burn green and a brain rife with memories not her own.

When Yuuri and Viktor wake up over thirty years in the past, they don't know what to do. Does the other remember? Luckily that particular question is quickly answered and they can relax slightly, but what about afterwards? Viktor was brought back to right before his first Olympics, and Yuuri isn’t even old enough to compete in Seniors’! Then there's the fact that they're still very much in love, but a physical relationship would be illegal (and would gross them both out considering Yuuri's age), and they can't count on anyone to just trust them not to do anything age inappropriate. So maybe being long-distance (with as many in-person meetings as possible) would be better until Yuuri becomes a legal adult physically, never mind his actual age. But it's hard to behave and act naturally when you're forced to be apart from your husband of twenty years, especially during one of the most stressful parts of anyone's life, so Yuuri and Viktor have to distract themselves somehow, right? Right. And if everyone around them ends up completely confused and blindsided at their sudden changes (though admittedly they seem to have changed for the better), then so be it!

"(...) The last glimpse of sunset, a green flash shoots up into the sky (...) And some say—""It signals when a soul comes back to this world from the dead."—Pirates of the Caribbean The Higher Entities made their calculations and three souls got to have a second chance at life. One flash of green light the colour of death. Three souls return to the Living. History is rewritten. And Fate laughs. Or... The one story where Gellert Grindelwald adopts a kid against his better judgement, despite being a former Dark Lord with no parenting skills whatsoever... And of course the kid is none other than Hadria Potter. Btw, we have a small TVTropes PageAnd an ongoing Spanish Translation

With only one, small city remaining as civilization in Japan, the last of the UA heroes come together to enact their last remaining plan for success. Deku is elected as the one to be sent back in time to save the future, to stop a world overrun with Noumu and an overpowered, vengeful Shigaraki. He is, however, sent back a bit too far - 6 years too far infact. OR The one where the world is fucked, Izuku becomes a 3 year old and everyone becomes a hero. (Sporadic and usually slow updates, NOT ABANDONED!)

Under the oppressive regime of President Schlatt, Tommy managed to find his place as Theseus, an apprentice to one of the best heroes in the country and an up-and-coming household name, content with his quiet civilian life as the adopted son of Kristin Walters, chief commissioner of Manberg’s police force. Hit by a series of tragedies, he’s left to face his worst fears, questioning the only things he was certain of. Allegiances untangle in the face of the ever-present threat of the Syndicate, forced to navigate the new uncertain world he’s thrown into with little more than wit and some guy called Ranboo who won't leave him alone pspspst come get your allium duo crumbs :) (Don’t be nervous about the chapters, I know it looks like a lot but they’re only around 3-4k words each)

Percy has a rather bad habit of being able to see the future. The old lady down the street is going to lose her cat, Mom is going to make pasta for dinner, Zeus' Master Bolt is going to be stolen by Luke, he's going to get a C+ in Maths. As you can tell, this causes problems. Especially since he was born with this, and the gods have no idea he has such a gift. At least he's always ten steps (and ten years sometimes) ahead of his enemies. __[The story is standalone, ignore the fact that it's part of a series]

Iida added All Might Jr, Uravity, Zuko, knuckles, electabuzz, Alien Queen, tentacool, sugar spice, Prince Charming™, Snow White, duct tape dude, o shit waddup, Edgelord, bassic, Momo, karate kid, Invisible Girl and grape grabber to the chat Iida: I thought it would be a good idea to keep track of the class in a group chat. Please only use this chat for school related matters or emergency situations.Uravity: good idea iida!!!Iida: Thank you, Uraraka.Alien Queen: a group chat??!! h e LL YEAHelectabuzz: YOOOOOOknuckles: yooOOOOOOIida: ..Iida: This is not school related matters.

The Trickster won a game rigged against him. The odds were zero in his favour and yet he still won, but the cost of such a victory is hollow. The Phantom Thieves fell in the final battle against Yaldabaoth leaving Joker the only one remaining. He won, but in the end even that was not enough. Mementos and reality has fused together and mankind is gone. After seeing the outcome of the Trickster winning a rigged game, Lavenza and Igor give Akira another chance to avert ruin, another chance at happiness, only this time in a different reality. In this reality it’s up to Akira to rig the game in the Trickster’s favour.

Kakashi is back in the past, he is supposed to be dead. Instead, he has been given Uchiha Obito's script. or: There’s an Akatsuki member called Sukea who is mystifyingly familiar to Team Minato.

What should be a run-of-the-mill skirmish with a devil fruit user turned Sanji into an eight-year-old, and the Strawhats are suddenly faced with a version of Sanji they have never met before: a Sanji before the Strawhats, before the floating restaurant, but after—something. Zoro observes, learns, and relearns.