鸡蛋

While trying to learn more about a specific part of Pokemon, a new professor-hopeful gains a little more first-hand experience than she was out for.

Childe didn't dream much before coming to Liyue, if he did, it was memories of blood, not fantasies. But then there was the Geo Archon. An Archon of War. Childe had heard the storytellers' proud tales of their God, Rex Lapis, read the lengthy novels, and seen the lands that told tales of their own of the Lord of Geo. And Childe couldn't help smiling at the stories of stone spears piercing the earth and sea. A nearly seven thousand year old warrior who had lived through an era of nothing but battles and who had won. To say Childe was eager to fight the archaic God was to make the greatest understatement in all of Teyvat's history. Then the Rite of Receiving. The War God assassinated. Childe went back to dark dreamless nights, his dream of fighting that unparalleled power suddenly gone. Then betrayal yet odd relief came when he found Zhongli and Rex Lapis were in fact the same being. It stung, but in a way Childe felt was karma. The omissions he could excuse, but Childe couldn’t forgive himself for what followed. Dreams rushed back to him and now Rex Lapis held a new more attractive form, Zhongli.

A collection of short flash fiction requested through my tumblr. I'm going to do a flash fiction day at least once every month, and keep all the results here organized by date! If you wanna join in on next month's fun, come follow me on Twitter! Please keep in mind that these stories are extremely varied in kink, tone, and pairings. Some of them are romantic, some of them are hardcore and rough, and one of them literally has a naked Commander Shepard spreading dank memes. So...they're truly a bit of dirty chaos. I've decided to make a separate chapter for each, and the summary is a copy/paste of the actual prompt request that led to me writing it. Since all the chapter titles start with the franchise it's set in, should be easy to navigate to the smut you want!

While on an expedition to a star system 40 light-years away, the space ship UNKNOWN was intercepted by an advanced alien civilization. Curious, the aliens decided to conduct a variety of experiments on the humans to learn more about their anatomy. Holly, an eighteen-year old colonist, is assigned to the Reproduction sector of the experiments, in which the aliens will breed her with a variety of creatures. Even as an unwilling participant, the young woman can't help but find herself spiraling down an unknown path of sin.

There are lots of animals on a farm: dogs, horses, chickens, pigs and more. Doesn't mean you should have sex with them though. But... you also could...

Society is maintained by a rare male Ullonian breeder who impregnates a broodqueen with egg clutches every 3-months. In Ullonian breeder Donner's city, fifteen years have passed since the last broodqueen awakened, but when she does Donner finally discovers his lifelong broodmate is the most unlikely person of all... his youngest sister.

Draco is a Potions Master on a quest to collect a rare ingredient in the seas of Southern France. Harry is a Curse Breaker who mysteriously disappeared after taking a job in France, who hasn’t been heard from since. *** A Little Mermaid / Beauty and the Beast fusion remix.

The pleasure slave meets the creature that lives in a lake under the brothel and gets pumped full of eggs.

A young man is seduced one night and finds himself slowly being transformed into a breeder for a symbiotic alien race. Tentacles and eggpreg included free of charge.

The clandestine project's goal is to bring back raptors but also make them docile and fit for human companionship. The unanticipated side effects? They're incredibly horny, attracted to humans, and clever enough to stage an escape. You can probably expect what happens next, even if it takes the scientists by surprise. Written for a user on FA; ideas and characters are theirs. Multi-chapter fic; note that actual dinosaur sex isn't expected to begin until the second chapter! First is establishing the world and characters.

Zhongli was beginning to remember why he'd kept things so brief with Barbatos, his sense of humor for a bard was lacking. Hardly anything the young man said was funny but Venti would howl with laughter at whatever expression Zhongli had made in response to his quips. He wasn't sure why eggs were suddenly so funny but the other wouldn't stop laughing and it was getting on his nerves. Zhongli is "Eggspecting" and Venti is just trying to help his dear friend adjust while narrowly avoiding catastrophe. It's soft ok? Soft dudes preparing for their egg while uncle Venti sews chaos in the background.

A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge. Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way. Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.Updates (almost) every Friday!

Biologist Yoongi lands on an uninhabited island with his crew to collect data and samples for research. Yoongi is there to focus on the newly discovered creatures that live there, a reptile species that travel mostly alone. Yoongi specifically gets very interested in their breeding process, and ends up a lot more involved than he intended...

A dark elf gets exiled to the surface and gets raped by many native creatures.

Rosetta is dared by one of her friends to enter a house that they believe is haunted. It's not haunted, but something's in there.

HIATUS Spidey has constantly refused to become one with Venom and the frustrated alien is tired with it. Ignorant of the wrongs it would be doing, the symbiote decides to try using the teen's body for a different purpose. Will the only human the alien’s ever cared about continue to reject it’s advances? Or will this time together, if forced, lead to a greater understanding between the two? Will the emotional strain destroy them both? Or will the budding relationship between the symbiote and the spider grow into something more? Stay tuned to find out. Summary and tags vague for the sake of spoilers. Rated E for a reason.

Adellia Hawk is an aspiring monster hunter at the Hoxleigh Academy for Hunters. She's strong, fast, and brave, but she doesn't always pay close enough attention... and when hunting monsters, you don't get away with lapses. All illustrations by CitCatComb: https://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/citcatcomb/profile All covers by https://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/ShesPerfect13/profile

please mind the tags!! this is pure hornknee basically, Zhongli gets trapped and then railed by a tentacle monster and is pumped full of eggs :)

I'VE BEEN PLAYING BREATH OF THE WILD AND I IMMEDIATELY FELL FOR PRINCE SIDONSO HERE'S PREGGERS LINKYWELL EGG PREGGERS BUT STILLI'M TOO OBSESSEDESPECIALLY WHEN HE WEARS THE TRADITIONAL GERUDO WEAR

A series of one-shots (or potentially two- or three- shots) with Sub!Deku I am willing to take requests, but I reserve the right to deny things. Chapter 1: Dom!Overhaul, (reluctant) Sub!Baku, Sub!Deku [tags Fucking Machines—Masturbation] Chapter 2: Dom!Toga, Dom!Shigaraki, Dom!Dabi, Sub!Deku (A/B/O) [tags Face-sitting—Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics +Bondage, Orgasm Delay, Vibrators, Cock Rings] Chapter 3: Dom!Overhaul, Sub!Deku [tags Tentacles—Eggs +Anal Sex, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Urethral Sex, Creampie] Chapter 4: Dom!Overhaul, Sub!Deku [tags Body Worship, Creampie, Anal Sex, Nipple Play, Bondage, Oral Sex] Chapter 5: Dom!Shigaraki, Dom!Toga, Dom!Dabi, Sub!Deku (A/B/O, High School) [tags Wedgies—Exhibitionism +Bondage, Non-con/Dub-con, Partial Nudity, Duct Tape, Panty Gag, Intersex Omegas] Chapter 6: Dom!Overhaul, Sub!Deku, Sub!Todo (Quirkless AU) [spanking, duct tape, gags, vibrator, kidnapping, cock ring] Chapter 7: Dom!Shigaraki, Sub!Deku (established relationship) [exhibitionism, public sex/semi-public sex, gags, bondage, mention of spanking, dirty talk, blowjobs]

Yoongi's a little horny during a walk on the beach, and he stumbles upon a tentacle creature he's never seen before, which seems just as eager as he is for some contact. Yoongi lets it take what it wants from him, and then has to deal with the aftermath of being pumped full of eggs by an alien octopus creature.

An anthology of scenes of my OC Daphne getting knocked up by various Pokemon, whether she likes it or not. Some chapters will be a lot more messed up than others. Tags get added with chapters, some won't be applicable to every chapter. Latest Chapter: Chapter 3, The Merciless Marsh

There hasn't been a female Poképhile Challenge Champion since before Kassi was born. While pursuing this coveted position, Kassi finds friends, faces challenges, and wonders where a honey blonde has been all her life. *UPDATE 2/26/2022* This story is on a temporary hiatus as we take a detour through Legends Arceus: please see the related work Kassi and the Legend of Arceus

As champion, Serena has a lot of time on her hands. When she's not defending her place in the Pokemon League, she's "helping" out at the Pokemon Daycare. And while she's known for training Pokemon, a particular Arcanine ends up "training" her instead.

Life has changed drastically fast for the former Geo-Archon but all for the better. His beloved Ajax is by his side as husband and mate, they have a beautiful hatchling and another on the way. His Yaksha has found something akin to happiness in Venti (even though the bard frays Zhongli's nerves something terrible). Things are going well, perfect even, though there are often snags that make things... complicated; like In-Laws being utterly vapid and well deserving of a bite on the ass or old friends come back to seek revenge. A ZhongChi/TartaLi Egg fic where they try not to speedrun having 5 more children. Sequel to "Well this is a Surprise".Summary edit: 5/19/21

"Come tomorrow, I won't be able to accompany you for a week. A ritual requires my full attention and I need you to agree not to disturb me, Childe." Childe had huffed at the formal words, but for the first time he realized Zhongli and himself really had been hanging out endlessly for weeks on end. There wasn't more than a day where he had to go without the former Archon's company while in Liyue, so perhaps it made sense Zhongli was having him agree to some sort of contract for a break. It sounded like it was for work after all so Childe had agreed. However, breaking that contract is too tempting after being deprived of the funeral parlor consultant's warm attentions. Tempting enough to accept the dire consequences of "The Wrath of the Rock".

Far in the future, a male alien finds the best way to safeguard eggs - by depositing them in a human woman. Kinky as fuck, not very dark, but yes there are some issues.

Ever since the first time a satyr knocked your ass up, you can't help but wonder just how many you can carry.

Just a place to put my problamatic ideas when I dont want to write a full story about them. Feel free to use any if they happen to inspire you. Thanks for 1000 kudos <3

This is the story of Jamie, Richard and Young and all the games they play.

After the SharkMers went extinct, there only remains a handful of them throughout the ocean. Adopted SharkMer Izuku is taken in by TropicalMer Inko after a traumatic situation in the reefs, and she raises him as her own. 15 years later he just can't get the idea of exploring out of his head. He feels like there is someone out there searching for him, another one of his remaining kind.

What is said on the box, every pokephilia shit I wrote, because my mind wander dark place when i lack sleep, wich is more often than not, and I read weird shit by curiosity and have idea after.I'm not english native, but i read so much in it that my brain mixe the two up when writing. It's should be all in english tough.I apologize for the grammar, I use a corrector and try my best, but they're still mistake inside.Edit: My partner want me to stop to refer to her as a corrector.New-edit: Partner got added as co-author

“我的鸡蛋准备好了，” 诺伊维莱特对着Wriothesley的皮肤发出呼噜声，Wriothesley安静地吸了一口气。

Based off of an RP I did on DeviantART, and what I'll be alternating between with my other current work while I'm not working on it. While cleaning up his house, Japan finds an ancient book with a strange pattern on the front and a lock with no keyhole or number combination on it. When he brings it to England to try and figure out what it is, things quickly take a turn for the perverted once it's open. More tags and characters will be added as they're introduced to the story.