用勺子

Stiles accidentally ends up magically bound to Derek. It’s super.

美国大学（非盟）哈里·斯泰尔斯是来自富有的斯泰尔斯家族运动王朝的兄弟会男孩足球明星。他是足球迷中的名人，他知道怎么踢球，知道如何开派对，他知道如何做爱（所有这些在他的崇拜者中都广为人知）。 路易斯·汤姆林森既是学生又是运动员，但他与哈利的相似之处到此为止。路易斯聪明、专注、独立，对哈利的魅力完全不感兴趣，在足球统治的世界中是个反常现象。 押注这对可能比他们最初想象的更相似，这使他们走到了一起。莎士比亚、芭蕾舞、迪士尼、足球、图书馆聊天、跑步、意外用勺子、Daredevil和Domino's Pizza都融为一段深厚的友谊 Frappucino，但最终谁会获胜？

At some point we've all wondered what it'd be like to go back to an earlier point in our lives, to say something different, to say something or nothing at all, knowing what we know now and being able to apply it at an earlier age. But what if we don't quite get to know what we knew, or anything at all?

NSFW Alphabet for the Avengers and people associated with them. Basically an excuse to think dirty thoughts about them all. **Gif and Pictures are not mine, I found them on the internet.**

When Harry encounters a frail and fidgety Draco Malfoy at the Ministry, he just knows something is wrong and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it. A story about Deadly Nightshade, crippling insomnia, excellent wine … and finding what you need in the strangest of circumstances.

“Oh my god, Keeeith,” Lance wheezed. “Keith you’re the best drunk space cadet I’ve ever seen.” “Space cadet,” Keith mumbled. He repeated the words again although his eyes had zeroed in on Lance’s hands and Lance offered no resistance when Keith picked one of them up and pulled it possessively towards his lap. He began to gently trace over Lance’s fingers, sending shivers up Lance’s arm and down his spine. “You have looong fingers,” Keith murmured after a few moments. Keith’s face perked up then, as if he’d just had a brilliant idea, and Lance could almost not wait to hear what new obscure thought had entered Keith’s pretty head. He was prepared to laugh, and instead found himself shivering again as Keith leaned far into his personal bubble, lips practically touching Lance’s ear when he spoke next. “I bet you could reach all kinds of things, Lance.” Update: Now with ART by suitboxers!!

This is a collection of 26 stand-alone short stories - one for each letter of the alphabet - that explore the many sexy relationships of our favorite angel and his boyfriend. Each story is be between 3,000 - 8,000 words. Tags are added for each chapter. The title and notes of each chapter will give you an idea of what it's about so feel free to skip around if you'd like.

Harry's shy and virginal with a past, new on the football team; Louis' the (experienced) popular star of the team and Harry's new mentor.

Hermione and Ron are going back to Hogwarts to do N.E.W.T.s, Ginny isn't. Harry hasn't decided, until he has, in front of the Wizengamot and now he's responsible for Malfoy as well. A tale of enemies who learn to get along, get it wrong and get it on. Everything is purple, some things are on fire and no-one is sleeping properly. But don't worry, there's tea!

A collection of all my MW2 fanfics, headcanons, etc. cross-posted from Tumblr and kept in an easy-to-find place :-)

Ginny cannot stand the sight of her brother and Lavender together, especially in her own home. So what happens when she sees more than french kissing?

Louis is an out-of-control teen heartthrob, Harry is hired to get him back on track and they both hate each other while they secretly don't. “I'm not your personal assistant you know,” Harry says once he gets there and Louis lets him in and he shoves the bag into his hands. “I'm your publicist.” “I know that,” Louis smiles a devilish grin patting Harry in the middle of his chest as he takes the bag, “but look at you personally assisting me,” he says looking in the bag and pulling out the Cheetos. I also know that my PA turns his phone on silent at night, and clearly, you don't. Waiting for a booty call or something?” Louis says turning on his heels and scurrying over to his sofa and plopping down. Harry swears he sees a puff of orange dust soar into the air when Louis opens the bag. He's amazed that couch is as clean as it looks. **As of Oct 2022, I will be removing the broken photos and writing out what was in them. Please be patient.

Bella often goes out at night to meet men for hookups, discovering her sexuality as a horny teen girl. What happens when she meets a nice enough man named Phil at a hotel bar? And then meets him again, under vastly different circumstances?

Derek Hale is an Alpha without a pack, on the move with memories haunting his footsteps. When he answers an unusual ALPHA WANTED ad, he finds himself somewhere unexpected, finally able to rebuild a family and his hope for the future.

“Well,” Louis says, searching for something to relieve this tension. “I think if a bloke gets kicked out of his stats exam for a knock knock joke, he deserves to hear the punchline, yeah?” “Oh!” Harry says, beaming. “I forgot where we left off, what was it again?” He looks overjoyed to be exchanging a shit joke. “Ah, you said knock knock, then I said who’s there, and then you said Noah,” Louis supplies helpfully. He hates that he's actually curious about the rest of the joke. “So, Noah who?” “Oh,” says Harry, in a much different tone, dragging out the syllable. He looks bashful now. Louis cannot keep up with this boy, it's going to kill him. “Right, well.” He shuffles his feet. Fuck, what kind of knock knock joke gets a boy nervous? “Noah a good place we could get something to eat?” [Harry and Louis get kicked out of a statistics exam for passing a knock knock joke note, and subsequently fall in love. Harry's a virgin, there's a cat, a hot cocoa date, a lot of sex, even more knock knock jokes, and everything is lovely and happy.]

Levi is a 30 year old divorced Chef who works at his best friend's restaurant.An ex military Sergeant, Levi lives his life according to a strict routine. One day, his strict schedule is thrown off when a mysterious cat makes it's way into his apartment from the open Balcony. When Levi hears it's owner knocking on his door, he wasn't aware that his life would be turned upside down and all because of this boy standing in his doorway with the biggest, brightest green eyes he'd ever seen and his name is Eren Jaeger. The story in which Levi doesn't know he's gay and is in denial about it until a certain bright eyed boy moves in next door and steals his heart. The only problem is... he's got a boyfriend.

Mikey is a twelve year old boy living with his MILF mother, kid sister, and visiting grandmother. He would have never expected to be the object of their desires.

Depraved and porny. What starts as a punishment takes an (un)expected turn as Uncle Vernon decides to make Harry his little slut.

When Lexa first told Clarke she was the rightful ruler of a small country currently being ruled by a dictator, Clarke laughed. In her defense, she was drunk.

Is this the only way you can get off? What do you mean? By telling people what to do? Having complete control over them? No. So why don’t you do it the normal way? You’ll see.

Reki never seems to sleep for more than two hours at a time and Langa’s juggling the simultaneous annoyance and affection he feels when his best friend spams his instagram DMs at three in the morning. Meanwhile, Miya is simply fed up. ~ “Langa?” This time a breath of frustration does leave his mouth. “What?” “I’m still cold.” Reki pauses. “And the floor is hard.” Langa is so tired he would do anything to get Reki to be quiet. So he says, in English, “For the love of God,” and then, in Japanese, “Reki, come sleep up here.”

Seven years into an isolated retirement after the Battle of New York, Steve has carved out a place for himself in the foothills of the Catskill Mountains. He has a best friend (his dog, Lady), a frenemy (a local black bear named Rufus), and a cabin in the middle of the woods, an hour's drive from the nearest town. As November comes to a close, he heads into town to pick up supplies and ends up with a stowaway. Bucky hasn't had much luck over the past seven years. Disaster caused his family to move from New York to Indiana, and his life has steadily fallen apart ever since. After one too many heartbreaks, he decides to hitch his way back to the last place he remembers being happy: Brooklyn. He's in the homestretch when he finds himself stranded in a half-empty tourist town in the Catskills and decides to take a chance crawling into the back of someone's truck. -- AKA the "Lumberjack Steve/Twink Bucky" fic of our hearts. Bucky spends so much time thirsty as hell.

When Izuku and Momo visit the Jiro household to deliver forms to Kyoka, they could never have predicted the weekend that would ensue with their classmate—and her mother.

So it turns out that cute green boy was a werewolf. She thought she knew what that meant after the mock test, but it took the USJ for it to really open her eyes. After "researching", Ochako has a plan to make Izuku feel more comfortable around them in his werewolf form. If she gets a boyfriend out of it, that just makes it more worth it!

Y/n couldn't handle hearing her parents fight and ruin another holiday, so she goes to hide out in her best friend's house. The only problem was that he already had plans with his girlfriend, leaving her all alone with only his dad to accompany her. It wouldn't be too bad, if said man didn't insist on making her sleep in the same bed. How was she supposed to sleep next to the man of her dreams while they were both half-naked?

Headcanon requests I answered on my tumblr @jjba-arni-reblog

Dead dove.Cheating, Forbidden, Taboo AffairsSeries of one-shots and short chaptered story about illicit affairs.Mostly Boypussy Taehyung. I DO NOT CONDONE CHEATING.I DO NOT CONDONE FORBIDDEN AFFAIRS. This is fanfiction. 🦉🦉🦉 Open for suggestions/requests.

Sherlock and John fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking. (Chinese Translation)

Isak's always had a complicated relationship with sleep.

When John shows up at their door in the middle of the night, the Winchesters and Cas start looking into who or what could have brought him back. Meanwhile, Dean struggles to keep his relationship with Cas a secret from his father, with some help from Sam. The tension rises between the Winchesters as Dean shows John that he is no longer the obedient little soldier he once was, and tries to establish himself as an equal with his dad.

Hormone filled ninjas do a lot of lewd stuff in their free time. A collection of smutty lemon one-shots featuring beloved characters from the Naruto fandom. Extra juicy.

A collection of smut one-shots featuring Andrew and Neil. Very nsfw. There will be multiple kinks, aus, etc. I'll add tags as needed, and each chapter will list it's particular tags/kinks for clarification.

On a seemingly ordinary day, the Commander becomes incredibly lustful after taking a swig of coffee left on his desk, opting to relieve himself in order to combat these sudden urges. What follows is a chain of events that involve several shipgirls peeping on the Commander, all of whom get caught up in the hedonistic atmosphere.

托尼·史塔克是个天才，这一点毋庸置疑。你只需要看看他的履历——十四岁就进了麻省理工，在山洞里用一堆废料造出了方舟反应堆，还制造了钢铁侠——你就会意识到他是整个该死的宇宙中最聪明的人之一。然而，尽管他聪明绝顶，有时甚至会因为想得太多而头疼，托尼仍然不明白这究竟是怎么发生的。 而“这”指的是，他和史蒂夫以及巴基的关系。三个人在一起。同时。