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"Sebastian Vettel, 23-year-old driver for Red Bull Racing, has been spotted with a mysterious child," a reporter announced. "Who is the child, and why is he in the picture? Stay tuned for more updates." Sebastian, although not thrilled about the sudden attention, knew that he couldn't keep Charles a secret forever. As he walked through the paddock, he found himself surrounded by a barrage of questions from reporters and photographers. "Who is the child, Sebastian?" one reporter demanded. "Is he yours? Who is the mother?" another pressed. "Why did you keep this a secret for so long?" a third questioned.

Someone spots the Batman kissing Mild Mannered Reporter Clark Kent. Hijinks ensue.

AKA the "I thought you were a dude-bro and meant to swipe left on Tinder but I slipped. We matched and now I'm stuck talking to you" AU

18 year old Louis has just taken the test that would pair him with the Dominant he was supposed to serve. Harry Styles is a 25 year old businessman and mega-millionaire, and very strict with everyone but his new Submissive, it appears. Through a whirlwind of moving in together, trying to please the paparazzi as well as each other, they fall even more in love. However, the one Harry wants to avoid most is the one thing that Louis wants...a baby. Lots and lots of babies.

Either stay married to an arrogantly conceited billionaire for one year and get a million dollars in return, or drown in his father’s debt with the risk of ending up on the streets. Signing the prenup suddenly seems harder than it looks. russian translation

Tony Stark had hated the media for as long as he could remember.Camera flashes, shouts for comment, gross invasions of privacy: these were all integral parts of Tony Stark’s world. Even as a toddler, he’d grown used to the concept that his life was not entirely his own. A part of him would always belong to the public.It was a life he wouldn't wish on anyone. It was certainly a life he would never wish on Peter.(Or: The story of how Peter Parker become an internet sensation, as seen through Tony's eyes.)

A series of one-shots and drabbles surrounding our favorite Irondad and his Spiderson.

Superman kissed Bruce Wayne in full view of several dozen phones. Now the whole world, including Lex Luthor, knows Superman has a boyfriend. But that's okay. Batman has a plan. (Sequel to How to Date the Batman.)

Based off prompt #56: Wade is a huge fashion designer that no one has seen and Peter is hired to be his model. - "I got one of my sources tellin’ me Wade Wilson, fucking Deadpool, is going to make an appearance," Jameson says. "You know how big that is kid? That’s recluse coming out of a billion dollar hiding hole big. I want you on the ground floor, I want you taking the first goddamn picture of that pompous scarred sonofabitch and coming back here to print first thing, you got that?” Peter's head hurts.

As prominent figures in the mutant rights movement, activists Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr are pretty much household names. When a romance scandal between them breaks, their celebrity reaches new heights, and though the increased exposure is great, there’s a big problem -- the two of them are just friends. Too bad no one believes them.

After Steve gets outed by a grainy cell phone picture, it takes the media less than 24 hours to discover Captain America’s secret relationship with James Barnes: classical musician, teen heartthrob, and son of a former president. The only problem? Steve has never met James Barnes in his life.

"Don't know, but people go crazy for him. He's vulgar and rude and doesn't care what people think of him. And his songs are really catchy," Denki explains. Izuku isn't sure about that last part, but whatever. Izuku doesn't have to like the music in order to take pictures of the musician. -- Photographer Izuku is dropped from his publication when he gets into a social media feud with pop sensation, Katsuki, over an unflattering photo. Out of spite, he then takes a job offer from a trashy, but well-known, tabloid magazine. It's not his dream job, but he'll definitely be able to get his revenge on the singer by taking paparazzi photos and getting paid for it. Maybe it'll blow up in his face. Maybe not.

5 times it wasn't a hug and the one time it was. Or... The one where Tony has a habit of not-really-but-kinda-sorta hugging Peter and finally gets it right when it matters the most.

She was a small cameo in the life of Tony Stark. He was her everything.

Shoko Todoroki and Izuku Midoriya may be good friends by their second year of UA, but wrestling with new feelings for each other creates complications. Just when Shoko starts to believe she can be happy, Endeavor has other plans.But she won’t be alone ever again.

“I’ve sent you keys,” Tony said. “I’ve emailed, I’ve texted, I’ve called. Pepper called. There is an entire floor of Stark Tower waiting for you to move in. And instead here you are living in a two-bedroom shack out in the open with your — extremely hot, by the way, nice job there — boyfriend. The paparazzi are going to eat you alive, Rogers.”

Catra made it through undergrad with a night job, but now that she is in law school, she has expenses she can’t keep up with. It will be worth it once she gets her degree, but in the meantime she has to find a way to pay for her tuition. Escort work is risky, but it pays well.Retiring from music hasn’t given Adora the privacy she was hoping. Between fans and gold diggers, she constantly has people throwing themselves at her. The idea of paying a stand-in just to avoid the rumour mill and come-ons from guys seems like it could be a viable solution - and then she runs into her childhood best friend at an event.(Escort Catra/Sugar Mommy Adora AU – Also kind of a fake relationship AU)

It wasn’t weird to think that Tony was Peter’s father. Peter had everything that a Stark should have: the mannerisms, the intelligence, the looks, the snark. So, logically, they weren’t surprised when the press started to spread rumors about Peter being Tony’s illegitimate son. The catch? It turns out the press was right all along.

Youtube-turned-mainstream rockstar Rey Johnson admitted to having a celebrity crush on A-list actor Ben Solo during a livestream just before her album's release. Ben's manager Hux finds out and shenanigans ensue as he and Rey's friends, try to subtly get them together with the help of social media.

With Lewis' retirement ending in an eighth World Championship in 2025, now he can finally leave the highs and lows of Formula One and finally reveal his relationship with Sebastian Vettel to the hungry pack of wolves he likes to call 'the press.' Thirteen years on, and four beautiful children, the Hamilton-Vettel's seem to have it all. But the picture-perfect life Lewis and Seb both dreamed of when they first discussed adoption isn't such a reality with two moody teenagers in Carlos and Max, a cheeky ten-year-old in Charles and their newest, but loved, little baby Lando. Still, they adore their family. It's more rewarding than any trophy or podium could ever have been. Each day comes with new challenges for all six of the family; and as future fears become realised, past well-kept secrets start to rise to the surface... will their love for each other really keep them from falling apart? Is it enough? // Plot-heavy Family long-fic. POV alternating. Updates Weekly on Sunday 10:30a.m. AEST

Just all the fun stuff that happens in result of lockerroom shenanigansDISCLAIMER: I had to add an underage declaimer to this fic because there's flashbacks of Shoutos and Katsukis first times (losing their v cards) and they weren't 18. These flashbacks in chapter 25 and 26 are the only underage content in this ficIf you don't wish to read them, skip the italicised font in those chapters. It won't mess up the plot.

The greatest number of stars put out into the world by the prestigious Hogwarts School of Arts emerged from their 45th and 46th graduating classes. Those years, some of Britain's most influential newcomers first stepped onto the scene. Needless to say, a few of them brought drama, heartbreak, and betrayal with them. OR another marauders fame-au because we can never get enough of those <3

-inspired by agib-When Peter was left alone in the world, he was placed in the foster system. It wasn't very kind to him, until he won an internship at Stark Industries.

As Albion's Sexiest Bachelor for four of the past five years Arthur could have anyone he wanted, but as it happened the one man he wanted was an oblivious baker named Merlin who had no idea who he was.

For as long as anyone can remember the Min pack and the Park pack have been at odds. After years of a rivalry that is doing both packs more harm than good they decide to try and solve the problem, by pairing up Park Jimin and Min Yoongi to become mates. With all the stress of the pack's future on their backs, and the constant feeling of being the center of attention - will Jimin and Yoongi be able to come together and make things work?

Patrick is a solo artist who's sunk his heart and soul into a second album that's failing to chart. Obviously what he needs to bump up sales and dirty up his nice guy image is a sex scandal. His music label hire amateur porn star and aspiring poet Pete to pose as Patrick's boyfriend and together they make one intimate video destined for infamy on the internet. Patrick falling for Pete isn't part of the plan.

Marinette never thought she would become friends with her partner in heroics in her civilian self. Then again, she did feel a bit sorry for him after hitting him with a watering can on the head. What she didn't expect was to change her opinion on the guy, and realize he was not such a mangy cat after all. But how will Marinette handle the growing friendship, when her civilian self starts getting a little fame of her own? Marichat story, filled with fluff, humor and disastrous press moments. UNFINISHED. More chapters coming. (Fanfic started before Season 2)

巴拉诺夫斯卡娅的新欢，尤里·普利赛特斯基（22岁），曾为《Vogue》杂志上一期在威尼斯拍摄，昨天在圣彼得堡一家咖啡店离开时，被看到与奥塔别克·阿尔廷（25岁）在一起。这位DJ，2017年最受欢迎的音乐家，此次来到这座城市为维克托·尼基福罗夫（30岁）的新电影创作配乐。这对情侣在巴黎时装周的派对后相遇（图片），此后一直秘密约会。一位亲密朋友声称阿尔廷完全迷恋上了这位俄罗斯美女，甚至送给他一条价值3.5万美元的钻石项圈！ 更多普利赛特斯基为《Vogue》拍摄的封面照片，请点击这里。更多关于阿尔廷与流行歌星合作的新文章，请点击这里。

Despite the fact that Steve and Bucky have ‘settled down’, Bucky never really settled. Bucky still works as a SHIELD agent while he also is the mother of eight year old twins and a toddler. Work and family are keeping him on his toes when suddenly it all gets more complicated than usual. A disaster shuts down his children’s private school, forcing Bucky to enroll them in what he considers to be a total nightmare: The Public School System. The Winter Soldier tries to make adjustments in his life but things just keep spiraling more and more out of his control. In the midst of dealing with his friends, being hopelessly in love with his mate, and raising three hellions Bucky’s worst nightmare of all comes to fruition. After eight years of keeping his children a secret from the world, the word is out. The Winter Soldier and his family have gone public.

Jinx's life is flipped when her sister marries the only heir to the British throne. In what seems like instantly, she goes from barely scrapping by in New York to Buckingham Palace. Assuming her new role in the British royal family, she is made to attend Piltover, a Scottish high school for the royal, rich, and geniuses. There, she begins a sort of rivalry with the American princess, Lux.

The entertainment industry. A whole other world in itself where rumours, lies and being under the spotlight in general, can both make or break one's entire life. (or the one where model Taehyung has no choice but to be in a fake relationship with actor Jungkook - the one person he can’t stand - in hopes to put out the flames of a career threatening rumour beginning to spread like wildfire)

Isak's not even sixteen yet and his life's already screwed. Apparently that Hollywood actor guy-- Even Bech Næsheim-- is his soulmate? Excuse him but...what the hell?!

Bruce turns very private after settling down with his husband, that reporter whose name escapes every Gothamite. edit 3/13/2021: Now with art from Quic in chapter 8!

Harry Styles is in the middle of a whirlwind tour when he gets dumped by his boyfriend of six years. Reeling and surrounded by chaos and a handful of meddling friends, the last thing Harry expects is to be wooed by a foul-mouthed football star who happens to be the king of Manchester's - possibly the whole of England's - hearts. Louis Tomlinson is vying for a spot on England's World Cup roster for the first time in his career. It would be a hell of a lot easier to focus on football if every journalist wasn't asking him why he was at a popstar's concert in the midst of training. All Louis wants is a World Cup win. He ends up with a whole lot more. [or: Harry's fresh off a break up when the media starts shoving a romance that does not exist down his throat, and the throats of everyone in the entire world. When he starts chatting with the footballer stuck in the middle of all this with him, Harry ends up experiencing something he'd never anticipated, and certainly had never felt before] [OR: the unnecessarily long AU inspired by taylor swift & travis kelce]

Peter does not appreciate being kidnapped. Unfortunately, thanks to a paparazzi photo, the world thinks he's dating Johnny Storm, and the villainous population of New York has its eyes set on Peter Parker. It would be easier to dispel the rumors and put the whole thing to rest if Johnny Storm didn't love coming to his rescue so much....Or, Peter Parker is kidnapped too many times to count, and Johnny kind of likes the photographer who can never stay out of danger's path.