Holla Atcha, Baby Boy
Peter and Wade have sex. No you don't get it, not just for one day, but for 30 days. They have sex everywhere, literally. If they could have sex on the moon, you would see a shadow of them getting it on, on the moon (which may give Wade more ideas than it is worth). There is just sex, but what makes it totally unlike any other sex its that its with Wade and Peter, you know, awesome me, Deadpool. What do you mean I can't hijack an authors account and just write about me having sex with Spider-man?! Well guess what, I JUST HAD SEX, AND IT FELT SO GOOD.
***As the Author of this fic, I am sorry for what has been written as the story's summary. I am unable to delete the above statement unless I am willing to dance to the Copacabana song, as threatened by Deadpool.