Lie Back and Think of Alderaan
What if our Emperor had no choice but to marry his adopted cousin, Rey of Naberrie, Naboo Queen in Training.帝国骨科:皇帝开罗人迎娶表侄女蕾蕾曲线救国走上人生巅峰【。
Inspired by the Ophelia trailer, basically just an excuse for me to write some hilarious crack about galactic domination, arranged marriage, political alliance, pseudo-medieval, pseudo-incestuous courtship and enthusiastic consensual smut.
Try not to drink water while reading this crack.
I tag as explicitly as I can so there won't be any unpleasant surprise or misunderstanding before you click on my story. You know what you are getting: pure cracky smut.
TLDR: It's about emPUSS!Rey giving DICKtator!Ben non-stop boners, with a healthy amount of virginity kink, size kink, hair kink, foot fetish, whale jokes and classic Skywalker family drama.This story is now COMPLETE with one epilogue left (will be updated after I finish its creepy dark version: Nutcracker: The Education of Little Miss Rey).