The Peter Parker Rulebook for Dummies
Dropping the books on the table, Tony sighed, "Okay, pass these around. They are important."
Flipping through his copy, Sam's head was filled with questions. What the fuck? "Tony, what is this?"
Waving a hand, Tony turns to the hologram presenting the words, 'Peter Parker Rulebook for dummies'. He said, "What is says on the tin. Pepper and I are leaving in a few minutes and Happy and May are off frolicking and doing things that I refuse to think about. As such, you, the Avengers, will be tasked with the important mission of handling Peter Parker."
or: Tony Stark has a guidebook to Peter Parker. Here are the first 100 rules.