I’m Just a Reader, You’re Every Chapter
“Promise you won’t laugh? Like, swear on your undead life?”
“I swear on my-” Astarion choked on his spit. “My what?”
“Your undead life?” Gale tilted his head like a confused puppy. “Did you think the whole vampire thing was a secret?”
“Well. kind of?”
Gale laughed in earnest. “Astarion, I know you can’t see yourself but you have to understand what you look like. You look like whatever an emo kid imagines when they picture themselves grown up, with your perfect hair, eyeliner, and the leather jacket thing.”
“I-”
“Also if the ethereal beauty wasn't enough, you have a blood flask in your jacket pocket at all times.”
Astarion blinked, but quickly gained his composure, a damn near predatory grin stretching across his lips, highlighted by the fact that he was no longer hiding his fangs. “So you think I'm beautiful, wizard boy?”
Gale rolled his eyes, trying to keep the flush off his cheeks. “Of course I do, Astarion.”
~*Modern with Magic AU! with Professor Gale and Librarian Astarion*~