aristocracy

"Your husband can't please your pussy the way I can." ********* To fix your sexual frustrations, a hot and tattooed therapist ends up unexpectedly between your thighs. act i. he loves me, he loves me notact ii. house of cardsact iii. the other side of paradise NOTES:Cross-Posted on Wattpad (Republished, Original Removed) and Tumblr @jiminjammsEvery AO3/Tumblr chapter combines two to three of my Wattpad chapters, hence the shorter chapter count!AO3 also adds random spaces around italicized words, and apologies for other grammatical errors.

Victorian AU. Harry the virgin Duke of Somerset knows little of love, while Louis the sly Duke of Warwick knows too much. When the two dukes come together for the Bilsdale fox hunt in York, Harry finds himself drawn into Louis' bed. But when secrets from Louis' dark past come to light, Harry fears that the fox isn't the only one being hunted.

“—In addition to the Mora owed, and being provided with housing, I’ll also pay off your outstanding debts.” That sounds far too good to be true. Kaveh frowns. “All this, for a painting? What’s the catch?” “On top of the portrait I’ve commissioned…” Alhaitham pauses, “Well, I want you to pretend to be my mate.”

After years of waiting for wealthy patrons to faint, Dr John Watson discovers a far more interesting patient in the opera house basement. (AU through a Phantom of the Opera lens.)

Lady Haesel Potter and Lord Charles Prewett might be destined for each other, but their love is so much more than Fate.

Lady Hadara Potter doesn't know why her head constantly hurts, or why she's suddenly terrified by others. She only knows that Heir Draco Malfoy makes her feel utterly safe.

The youngest generation of the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black is rather close in age (or, really, they mathematically should be). There are the sisters: angelic Narcissa, sensible Andromeda, and loyal Bellatrix, and of course, the brothers, the wild Heir and the dutiful Spare: Sirius and Regulus—all five bound together by shared nursery promises and blood. Yet, Sirius still is sorted into Gryffindor, Andromeda still runs off with a muggleborn, Bellatrix still begins to lose her mind, Narcissa still does as she is told, and Regulus… Regulus still joins the Dark Lord. He still goes to the cave. He doesn’t leave alone. TLDR: how The Black Family embodies the Big, Screwed-Up Family Trope. “though if you piss off one of them, the rest will instantly band together to destroy you in order to uphold the Family Honor.” [AU of the First Wizarding War in which a Horcrux muddles the conception of Toujours Pur and The Family, dysfunctional though it may be, finds a third side in the war. Or: blood purity is *as* important as the near death of their children to the Elder Generation of the House of Black.]

Stiles took a deep breath, his gaze dropping from Derek’s as he turned to look back in the vanity's mirror. He looked at Derek’s distorted image in the reflection, noting how he could only see part of Derek’s body—his hand, adorned in rings, wrapped around the handle of an ornate cane. The image of a powerful man, who did not belittle himself for the sake of an uncle's bastard. Derek was much more than the rumors speculated, and Stiles was intrigued by that.~*~Or, the regency romance novel where Stiles is having Peter's baby, and Derek marries him for propriety's sake, (or so Stiles assumes).

Miss Lily Evans says the wrong thing for the last time. Heir James Potter moves on to a witch who will love him in return.

The calling card said Tristan Jarrett, Viscount Penrith. Beneath that, in a lazy scrawl, was the addendum Mr Acklebury, be so good as to wait on me tomorrow, number 10, Half Moon Street. Yours, &c., Penrith. Mr Acklebury was not sure how he felt about being thus summarily commanded to paint his lordship's portrait.

After two years of avoiding marriage by sabotaging his parents’ matchmaking attempts, Sirius’ luck finally runs out. At the end of their rope, they offer him one last choice: marry the Lupin boy, or be cast out onto the street. A Regency AU with A/B/O dynamics.

Heir Blaise Zabini knew the moment he met Heiress Hypatia Potter that she was the only Fae for him.

"You're a masochist, aren't you?" Jeongguk asks with too much fondness in his voice, too much love for his chest to bear. "No," says Namjoon with all seriousness one could have after stripping off his pants and using them to snuff out a fire he's accidentally caused for the twentieth time. "I'm a scientist." -- or, 'How Jeon Jeongguk Runs Away from His Fiancé Only to Fall in Love with His Fiancé while Not Knowing his Fiancé is his Fiancé: A Love Story in Three Parts.'

Beautiful omega Louis Tomlinson is set to make his come out in London society and determined to find a mate in his first Season. With the help and protection of his oldest friend, Lord Niall Mendes, he takes Society by storm. Being a wealthy and titled alpha means Lord Harry Styles has grown used to avoiding unmated omegas...until now. This Season he finds himself at every Society event just for a chance to speak with the omega with the flashing blue eyes. Louis has the aristocracy at his feet and all the suitors he could hope for, but his secrets may ruin his chance at a love match.

Inuyasha is an abused slave forced to endure humiliation and pain that breaks his spirit. However, when Prince Sesshoumaru buys him for himself, will the icy Lord feel anything for the little hanyou?

Steve is an alpha and a servant to the aging lord Howard Stark. Bucky is lord Stark's beautiful new omega bride, and the new lady of Shield Hall. At first Steve tries to keep a respectful distance to his master's young wife, but he can't help but notice that lady Stark is throwing him looks as he waits on his table. And then one night, his lordship calls for Steve with an unusal request...

Since Valjean won't talk to her, Cosette asks questions of Javert.